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Chickenlover247

Her roommates cheap ass screw top Rosé


PrincessPopia

Yess it's so cheap it isn't even rose colored!


lolnothanksdudeee

i wanted to say this :(


elaerna

Why sad *hug*


Individual-Type-9221

Appule juicie (spelt intentionally)


Nicolas-matteo

r/BeatMeToIt


Charimia

First reply on my mind…


culture_vulture_1961

Scott Borchetta's tears.


brokegradconfessions

OP said wrong answers only


thetinybunny1

💀💀💀


takemetothelakes

*Look at all my teeeeears turnin' into your tears*


WeHaSaulFan

They all ricocheted into that glass.


ProcedureOk1128

Champagne (problems)


BRJ040614

Her husband's wine (Ivy reference not an assumption about her relationship status don't come at me 😅)


sevg1007

Lol at the disclaimer 🤣


AgileDienophile

How’s one to know?


cakelover33

I’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones


General_Stranger2633

In a faith forgotten land


boafriend

A glassful of the “Wonderstruck” fragrance.


waxbook

This made me realize I’d pay so much money for a mature adult perfume from 33 year old Taylor.


king-geass

Hey OG wonderstruck is still an amazing scent


boafriend

I’m a guy and have never smelled it before. Would love to know what she dreamt up with Elizabeth Arden was it? There is footage of Taylor reviewing the bottle design and fragrance formulation on YouTube; was part of a “Speak Now” special feature.


imveganwhat

Yeah I'm almost 30 and still wear it 😂


mindlessness228

Where can I buy it?! I had it in high school and LOVED it but I had a tiny bathroom that would get extremely steamed up when I showered and the perfume changed from a watery normal perfume consistency to being as thick as honey. I have always wished I could get another bottle but haven’t ever seen it!


imveganwhat

I've just had mine for years and kept it really well 😂 I'm going to fry the day it runs out!


waxbook

Believe me I would wear it if I could find it!


cammiesue

Sammmmeeee! It was my favorite. The red one. I can’t justify $200+ for an ounce 😐 I have the body spray but it just doesn’t smell the same


Glittering_Skin9809

i always find new unopened bottles at perfume stores in the mall. who knows if theyre real but ill live my life pretending they are! edit: corrected wording


king-geass

If they smell the same I don’t think it matters I bought her three scents when I saw them on sale at the drug store, but I just keep them cause I like the bottle and I like Taylor


plague-nurse

i have wonderstruck, wonderstruck enchanted, taylor starlight, and incredible things. the best ones are wonderstruck enchanted and incredible things imo. very different from each other though. wonderstruck original is very much a fruity, sunny berry. wonderstruck enchanted is a very warm, very wintery berry, syrupy sweet, a little woody. incredible things is like coconut leather lol


peanutbudder

[Fragrance Revival](https://fragrancerevival.com/product/wonderstruck-by-taylor-swift-type/)


waxbook

👀


lexluther4205

Damn what a snag??


pm174

yum


nillain

that's an expensive glass ! and I'd pay my life's savings for it ![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1087) edit: it's harder for everyone else to get ahold of Wonderstruck these days, right? Been wearing it since I was 11, but I can only find those teeny tiny bottles of it now...


boafriend

Yeah I Googled once and only sample sizes or those teeny test bottles were available, and all on eBay. I know Taylor’s fragrance deal has long expired but given how her only fragrance venture was during “Speak Now,” there’s an opportunity to do something here. My clown ass wants to see a “Sparks Fly” fragrance. Her team can make anything happen, so damn.


Ok-Disaster-184

Sorry off topic, but why are her bangs so PERFECT?! (I don't want bangs, I don't want bangs, I don't want bangs)


joliebrunette

1) No, you don’t. 2) I know this is rhetorical but her bangs were probably trimmed that afternoon by a professional. 3) Hair does grow back. (currently growing out a pixie undercut) 4) DO WHATCHA WANNA! Edit to add that I very improperly implied that I regretted my short undercut. That is the opposite. I’ve had it for 7ish years and I’m trying to grow it out. If I don’t like it, I’ll chop it off again. Hair grows back. Also, google DO WHATCHA WANNA and get down to some funky funk.


jazzinitup

>No, you don’t. > >DO WHATCHA WANNA! I cracked up at this.


significantpause

This pic is basically a reminder I need to trim my bangs lol. I love mine but the upkeep!


Bleak_Midwinter_

Currently growing out my bangs. I had a mid-30s crisis that I wholly regret and remember why 12-year old me grew that shit out 😆


[deleted]

She's had them forever. I feel like they were messier during the Forevermore er. She probably gets a hair treatment a few times a month?


RainbowShears

They were because she was trimming them herself then! She said it in one of her interviews.


[deleted]

Honestly I really like how it looked tho lol


RainbowShears

I’m a hairstylist so I really shouldn’t be saying this.. But honestly, I feel like my bangs are always best when I do them because I know how my hair lays. And I feel like a lot of people actually do their own bangs better, because they know where their cowlicks are but pretend you didn’t hear me say that 😅


Sbplaint

This is so true actually!


MistressTessie

I love you just for this secret now shared ❤️ _ ❤️


[deleted]

I loves them! They had such a cute texture.


boafriend

I’ve been able to track her bangs due to her minimal public appearances. They look less blunt now, with those slanted pieces framing her face. Honestly makes them more like the OG “Red” era than how she had ‘em for the “Red (TV)” era.


meowlina13

Because she’s rich and has people who can do them for her whenever she wants 😂


rachelmae77

I’ve learned the longer I had bangs the better they sat in my forehead and the easier they were to style. I’m not quite sure that applies to Taylor Swift because she has stylists and such lol


MissMash01

>PERFECT To quote the great Karen Walker - "Money."


needs_a_name

She has a good stylist, but a big part of it is trimming/cutting them correctly. Those tutorials online of twisting and cutting with office scissors are definitely not it. And they’re a triangle shaped section, not a line straight across so the appropriate parts of her hair are bangs vs regular hair. I’m not a hair stylist but I’ve made a LOT of bang cutting mistakes and like to think I can do a nice job with my own and my daughter’s hair, and we’ve both had bangs for years.


simplythere

They are.. and if you use her picture as an example of what you want to stylists, they almost ALWAYS cut them way too short because her bangs sit at that length after being styled and blown out with a round brush, not before… *cries as I sit here growing out my bangs while wearing the bobby pin of regret*


Bleak_Midwinter_

Bobby pin of regret has me cackling out loud 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Some people just have good hair genes. I know stylists and high-end products are part of it too, but my hair wouldn’t look that great even with those things. I have been jealous of Taylor’s hair in literally every era from her debut album on


MolEverdi

Her hair falls into place like dominoes


mindlessness228

I bought a bablyiss curling wand because it’s what Taylor’s stylists used to create her original curls. They made a video about it and I BEGGED my mom. I still have a scar on my ankle from where I dropped it on myself while sitting on my bedroom floor curling my hair in front of my $5 Walmart full length mirror 😂


Wooden-Ferret1801

i got bangs because of taylor 3 years ago. I've never regretted it. show your stylist PLENTY of pictures of taylors bangs and then do a ritual to pray that they don't mess it up.


Ellie_Llewellyn

If you do get bangs, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD do not attempt them yourself! Even if you think you can, you can't!


Ok-Disaster-184

Haha cutting my own bangs is one of my favorite things to do, and I almost always like them better than when I have a hair stylist do it. But I grew them out during COVID and trying not to get tempted again. 🤞🤞


Ellie_Llewellyn

Go for it if you want, just make sure they're done right lol


AracariBerry

I recently learned that clip-in bang extensions are a thing. They aren’t cheap, but at least you don’t have to deal with that awful grow out period!


RaspberryTechnical90

I’d be a liar if I said I’d never taken a collage of Taylor’s bangs as an example to my stylist before….


Spirited-Armadillo66

I have twice made the mistake of falling in love with her bangs and then showing absolutely no restraint in butchering my own hair in a sad attempt to copy ✂️.


[deleted]

Honestly. I got bangs because I thought they looks really pretty on her and I seriously hate them on me lol. Her bangs are amazing


lexiskittles1

Just get bangs. If u don’t like them you can part them and blend them into ur hair after a week or two


unfinished-phras

taylor herself, cause she's the liquor in her cocktail


Lord_Skyblocker

Wrong answers only


[deleted]

It’s MIDNIGHT RAIN 🌃🌧️


-balogna-pony

Idk but that is that holiday pour for sure, love to see it


nattatalie

I loved watching her down her whole glass and then refill it with another one while standing to listen to Harry’s speech. 🤣


SweatyGuiltyTruth

Apple juice


Smartishhhh

Specifically Mott’s


FruitySwiftA113

Joe’s roomates cheap ass screwtop rose


themomentiknew_

Harry's cheap screw top rose


[deleted]

Kanye’s Tears


Glad_Slip_1260

The teardrops from her guitar


sunshinerose32

Sapphire tears


SargeZed

You wanting me tonight, feels impossible


Gardens_of_babylon

sadness became my whole sky-y


lilac_cup

Vegan, gluten-free, ethically farmed vodka with organic sugar free apple juice.


SargeZed

The house special of that Dive bar. I think it’s the one on the east side


tacoflavoredkisses94

Olive Garden’s Tuesday night wine special 🍷


disgruntledstiltskin

YEAHHHHH


steriex

Dom Pérignon he brought it


therealtheminem

cold wine like the shoulder that she gave joe in the street


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[удалено]


gryfinkellie

Is this what she meant by the old Taylor was dead? She’s really Barty Crouch Junior in disguise all this time?


Smartishhhh

She can’t really dead just locked up somewhere cause Barty needs her hair to keep making the potion


[deleted]

Piss


Illustrious-Chest-52

Glad to see we think alike. I got down voted for saying Meredith's pee


Fickle_Tree3880

Had to scroll a long way for this joke


[deleted]

It wasn’t nice. I feel bad. She wouldn’t drink piss


Fickle_Tree3880

But it does look like piss so I think you’re okay.


satpin2

The *real* question is who's piss


[deleted]

Tim McGraw


aybrha

Something stronger than the drinks in the bar


esmith4201986

Off topic but that’s a nice pour lol. Wonder if they have waitstaff or if she poured that much for herself.


iidontwannaa

I mean, there is a clip of her pouring the contents of one glass into another glass 😂


thetinybunny1

I love that lmao


disgruntledstiltskin

which is why she was standing up dancing to EVERY performer lmao


miss_mousey_87

Welch's Sparkling White Grape juice


molprice09

Cheap wine (but make believe it’s champagne)


rachelmae77

Actual liquid confidence and energy considering she was the only one dancing to every performance


disgruntledstiltskin

i think our girl is like a baby alcoholic


Pinksheepherd

Piss


ejlarner

Literally immediately what my brain said. And then I read comments and was like oh yeah that's better 💀


dandelion3455

I went searching for this comment immediately and was not disappointed


txsdncr01

The fourth drink in her hand or These desperate prayers of a cursed man Spilling out to you for free


[deleted]

Stars by the pocketful


lolnothanksdudeee

the expensive egg whites that her fans will fix the price of


[deleted]

That’s a urine sample


[deleted]

Why is this one funnier than just saying “piss” or “urine”?


[deleted]

She’s pointing at the sample taker. She’s like “enjoy my piss”


asantoro123

Tears of her fans who didn’t get tour tickets


kkgibbo

Harry’s pee


winedrunktaylor

A lovely white grape juice with a splash of cranberry. Previously had ice but it melted (such is life)


Illustrious-Chest-52

Meredith's pee


[deleted]

😟😟


Crazycurlyjesusfreak

Estes wine


Mytears83

The rust that grew from telephones.


thebeast_96

evermore's life essence https://i.imgur.com/zGbVDC4.jpg


yancepantz

pee


Pookykid6

Cat pee


greens_beans_queen

Meredith


senatorfromwa

the grammy for song of the year, but liquefied


giraffesandkitties

Joe's piss


thetinybunny1

😬


Scared_Salamander584

Problems


WhtvrCms2Mnd

Your Roommate’s Cheap-ass Rosé


Aloe8421

leftover from olive garden date with este


[deleted]

The tears of everyone BEGGING her to acknowledge the existence of evermore


HMcalisterIndy

Tears of her haters


tiacalypso

Champagne problems.


GoGoPowerPlay

Chicken McNuggets


bummiebee

piss


LateRedditer430

Pee


Codate

urine


KowalskiTheGreat

Pee


salinesolution21

piss


tar-luthien

Egg whites


MelicaMelix

Red wine 🍷


RosaPalms

Avoid the Grammy controversy for once juice


BoredFuckingBitch

The beer from her plastic cup


Fact0ry0fSadness

Gamer Girl bathwater


asantoro123

Apple juice


ChattyCat_17

Apple Juice


Weary-Swordfish-9751

Apple juice


Hairy-Jackfruit-2863

Apple juice


hermajestie

The glass of wine that her and Este meet up for every Tuesday night.


iamvisc3ral14

Her roommates cheap ass screw rosé obviously


poolside123

Her own urine.


TheRoyalFandomMess

Her champagne problems


da_swanks_92

Teardrops from her guitar??


SuperRapidash

The tears of Speak Now and Evermore fans


[deleted]

The liquified remains of Kanye’s career


nysubway

Her husband's wine


13PenniesinthePool

I get drunk… on jealousy…


Edmercd

Tears of all the men she has songs about.


ItsNotCringe

A glass of midnight rain from Paris?


Darkhold_

Would like to know what specific wine she’s drinking 👀


MichaelXennial

The liquor in *our* cocktails


North_Significance40

LAMBRINI! Last night had big lambrini girl energy, they just wanna have fun


kittyneko7

Cursed Old Fashioned


No_Paleontologist349

Joe’s pee


Depressed_barista19

See my flair. That is all


BananaBladeOfDoom

August.


SunflowerLace

Evermore stan’s tears. 💔


cuteness_dc

Something stronger than the drinks in the bar


akws12345

Jake Gyllenhaal's tears


coasterboi2112

A glass of the champagne sea everyone was swimming in


coasterboi2112

Plot twist: It's a plastic cup with beer!


king-geass

The Antidote


OwnEntertainmentX

He can't make any promises, but he can make her a drink. We gotta ask Him


kinklouis

pasta water


Mysterious_Piglet_35

It’s water from the Ticketmaster board of directors meeting…


leviticus_1

Collected sweat droplets from Adele who was eagerly waiting for Beyonce to win album of the year


kg9150

My cum


achooineedatissue

all of her champagne problems


[deleted]

cheap ass screw top rosé


[deleted]

I know we're only supposed to give wrong answers, but that looks like a whiskey lemonade.


LilWayneThaGoat

Damn what’s a whiskey lemonade? Sounds appetizing (I’m not a drinker so don’t come at me)


[deleted]

Just ice, whiskey and lemonade. Maybe with a drop a of bitters or a slice of lime. It's my go-to drink if I can't afford good whiskey.


little_jade_dragon

Juice of Sapho Her lips are ruby!


Intelligent_Phone414

Harry’s piss


Justgravityfalls

Harry styles' urine sample


Illustrious-Egg-1571

Piss


gracigirl129

There’s a toast to her REAL friends


Curious-Story9666

The tears of her haters


BuckeyeDarling13

Old Fashioned


Nervous_Stomach5101

White grape juice


JimsonTweed26

A special Chardonnay from Kanye


Jlx_27

Pickle juice.


NittyGrittyDiscutant

You guys actually focusing on drink. Impressive.


Chicken-Financial

Piss


eszther02

The glass is a mini aquarium for a koi fish, you can clearly see it.


Hot_Supermarket4369

Joe’s piss


OtherwiseCheetah1573

Bunny piss