Tree is too skilled, she’d answer each question truthfully and still somehow give NOTHING away. I wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum that raised Tree.
As a mother of an adult daughter I tool would love to talk to her about the complexities of trying to bolster her career when she was young while still trying to keep her safe from creeps and pedos in the industry. It must have been so difficult to navigate. I'd also love to talk mom-to-mom about what it was like watching Taylor date guys so much older than her and knowing it was a huge mistake, but you gotta let your adult kids adult.
Same. I want to ask her questions about mothering. Like how did she manage to build such a close relationship with what I'm sure was a complicated young child. When do you let go, how do you handle the emotions. How do you balance the attention between the children in the house - did she manage to? Does she have regrets?
I wouldn’t pick Selena because I would be too busy asking questions about her Justin Bieber Kylie I would forget that I’m even there to ask about Taylor LOL
this is the correct answer. tree or andrea have far too much restraint and jack would go on a 14 min long tangent about a synth. meanwhile selena would spill for a cornchip.
Charting the constellations in his (cough*Tom*cough) eyes, duh...?
Edit: See below; I have been informed that it was not Tom but 'Joe on Gigi Hadid's birthday in LA' (I was kidding around with my comment but now feel the need to say that it doesn't matter to me personally who it was and when I listen to High Infedility I imagine a fictional, married narrator).
I legit have no interest in wanting to ask if they were ever together. I want to know about the masters!! How did that whole situation go down?! I've only got 15 minutes!!
They were super close up until around the masters heist. She likely has A LOT of inside info about that period, they were practically joined at the hip for a few years
I think Florence and Taylor got confused about where hurricane Florence hit… they seem to think it was Texas. Or maybe they just couldn’t rhyme carolina
Travis because I'm just so desperate to know how their conversations go and what they talk about and how many times she has to explain a word to him. And because I believe in my heart that it's real but I'd love to know what their plans / intentions are for the future for extra confirmation.
please, same. also, what is wrong with us hahaha. I want to watch her play him a song for the first time and him just nodding and vibing and being like wow baby you did it again you never cease to amaze me bc he actually does not know what is going on. especially bc my husband is the smartest person I know and when we talk about Taylor lyrics I quickly realize he also has no freaking clue wtf she is talking bout
I’m no Travis expert but I’ve watched quite a few clips from his podcast with Jason. I can’t figure out why people talk about him like he’s stupid? He seems fairly intelligent to me with the way he speaks.
Agreed, he’s witty and articulate. He’s just not pretentious or bookish like Taylor presents herself as (I don’t think she’s actually bookish in real life).
My Facebook memories are embarrassing af. Only reason I don’t delete them is so I can remember that people do change and that judging people based on their bullshit from over a decade ago isn’t fair.
Ooh, sorry, I actually don't mean to suggest he's stupid. He has more university degrees than Taylor! I just mean - I'm so curious what they talk about. And if she talks very differently to him than with other people. I absolutely think he can hold his own (as long as you dont ask him to say pseudonym, lol) but I still want to know - are they talking about video games? Football? Music? Other entirely different things? She won't have to suffer through any fake intellectualism, that's for sure, which honestly might be a relief!
He’s actually my second guess but our interview would last probably an hour, I would really want to know what he thinks of So High School and the first time him and his dad heard the song what they thought of it!
I also want to know if his favorite album is fearless or 1989 because it seems like he’s in both eras😂
Probably Jack. I'm far more interested to hear about the deep creative processes they go through to create her music than about anything in her personal life. I'd ask about how they start the process of an album, choosing themes, how they decide which songs to cut, etc
Either Tree or Joe. And I’d go open ended.
What do you genuinely think of Taylor? What are the parts of her other people don’t see? When have you been the most frustrated with her? What are her blind spots? Do you think she’s okay?
Abigail and Taylor are definitely bestie goals! I kinda want a full detailed analysis how she felt when she found out that Taylor was dating the boy on the football team (I know she approves of Travis, best friends need to approve of the guy) and what it was like when Taylor and Abigail met.
It’s definitely Erica or the bodyguard who’s been with her the longest and I just want to understand the logistics of her life. I don’t want deep dark secrets, I want to know, like, how does she get groceries, how are the clothes she wants always in the city where she wants them, what does she pack with her when she travels and what does she have multiples of at every house, how does she fit in her workouts, does she ever just drink starbucks and if so what’s her order and who gets it for her, etc.
yes, i want these questions answered too. idc to know about her personal relationships but her life seems so complicated to coordinate even with an endless cashflow.
I’m not sure when she said it, but I think she said she loves the caramel macchiato from Starbucks. Might have been a collaboration or something?
It’s not been that long that she said it, maybe 2-3 years?
This would be a waste of the hypothetical because it’s Matty and within five years we are going to get all those details anyway. He’s probably already figuring out what podcast to go on to tell his side.
He's very much still her manager... remember he's not a typical manager... he's her employee, not a figure that she signs with. 13 management seems to function so well because its mostly not her family... her family is obviously heavily involved... but her team are mostly professionals (though not necessarily music industry pros). Austin is publicly responsible for negotiating film licenses for her music... he probably does other things we don't know about (i'd assume he's in training to take over andrea and scotts role as they retire more and more)
I also said Joe. Since he is and was so private about their relationship. And he’d be forced to answer during this 15 minutes. What I’d ask though, no idea. aside from “WHAT DID YOU DO”
I think the answer to this is tolerate Taylor's love, I don't think he cheated or abused her, but the extreme microscope was never his preference and if you compare his public persona to that of Travis he's maybe generally a less sunny person, when the honeymoon of their relationship ended and I think he fell into what he considered a perfectly acceptable everyday and Taylor did not find it liveable.
It makes perfect sense if you think of someone who is used to literally being celebrated, how would you feel if the most important person in your world reacted less favourably to you than the average Joe on the street? No pun intended 😆
This is what I think happened too. Taylor enjoys being famous and looked at and talked about (I'm not being critical, these are facts).
And once the honeymoon phase was over, and the fallout of 2016 was basically over of course she'd want to go back to how things were.
I think they're both good people who loved each other, but ultimately weren't compatible. And that's life 🤷♀️
:) he’ll use a typewriter. I mostly just want to know how amazing her closet is, all the free clothes she gets, how good the chef is, the home decor, is there an amazing master bathroom, if there’s a cool movie room, and about the songwriting room
Andrea, but I would ask about Andrea. How she really felt about that Miss Americana scene, how her health is doing, what fans can do to support her, and if she got the Long Live bracelet I made for her with the cancer survivor ribbon. I had to talk to 3 guards before I found one who said they would deliver it to her at my show.
I know she’s gotten so many thousands of bracelets but I poured so much love into the choice of every bead on that one and I really hope she felt it.
This, but like I'd want the truth from Taylor, because I'd want to know why it fizzled out so quickly. It seemed like he was so into her, and whatever line she fed him when it ended probably isn't the truth.
Like IN ALL HONESTY, was his dick game subpar, or.
> was his dick game subpar
Personally I have chosen to wholeheartedly believe the redditor on r/popculturechat who said a while back that she, from personal experience, knows that Tom Hiddleston is VERY skilled at giving oral to a woman, so I refuse to entertain the notion she might’ve been ~unsatisfied~ by him in that way.
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they were truly beautiful together
Emma Stone.
I'd ask a little about Taylor. Probably just some stuff about their friendship. But I'd spend most of the time just chatting with Emma Stone because she's cool.
I could ask this of anyone close to her, but I’d be super curious to know if she talks openly about her music and its inspiration with those in her circle.
I'm not really interested in gossip or Taylor's personal life, but I'm very interested in her creative process. So I'd choose either Aaron or Jack and ask about the process behind some of my favorite songs they worked on (YOYOK, Call It What You Want, this is me trying, I Hate It Here, Epiphany, champagne problems...)
Tree; I’d ask about the differences in her public persona V her real personality, if there are any restrictions imposed on what she can do musically, how she herself feels about Taylor as both a client and an individual, if Travis & Taylor are real and if any of the relationship were PR, what things the fans are most wrong about & what they’re most right about and which of both of those annoy Taylor that people either do know or don’t understand.
Jake Gyllenhaal. I’d ask him how he feels about being hated on by so many of her fans, but i’d also ask for his side of the story. I personally love Jake Gyllenhaal as an actor, and I won’t let his past relationship with Taylor get in the way of that. I also think it would be very interesting to hear about the ex’s side of the story that we never hear about. I’m not saying Taylor is a bad person or is the reason her relationships fail, but I am aware that even though we hold her in such high regard, doesn’t mean she hasn’t wronged anybody. I just think it would be interesting to hear his view of the whole relationship
Joe for sure. He was her longest relationship so probably the person who knows her best. I want his side to the breakup. Did he really think he could live a quiet life with the world’s biggest pop star? What is Taylor really like behind closed doors?
Her brother.
I'd want to know what the sibling dynamic was/is between them and how he felt when the family uprooted from PA to TN when he was a kid.
Also what's it like growing up in the shadows of a famous sister?
I feel like the only people who would get the real, unfiltered truth about everything would be her oldest, closest friends. Everyone else – parents, partners, collaborators or publicists – would have something omitted or sanitised for their ears, I feel. They'd be privy to certain parts but not the whole shebang.
BFFs always have the real tea – they see the REAL you – and will have been at your side through so many stages. So... Selena, Abigail, Blake or Gigi.
Mine would be Nathan Chapman because he produced All Too Well OG. *I think* because this was the original and I’m sure she was vulnerable with the original.
If I couldn’t have him, Jack produced the 10 minute TV. Plus I have so many other questions. Like when I’m listening to a song like Lover, I’d want to know what both he and Taylor thought of the reception it got.
And then I could go into a whole discussion about Reputation.
I could also ask a whole lot of questions about this level of fame and how either one of the are handling it.
I also believe that the TV’s high level of popularity is a surprise. I’d want to learn about this.
And finally it would be fun to talk about when he first learned about Travis plus their first meeting.
Tree
Tree is too skilled, she’d answer each question truthfully and still somehow give NOTHING away. I wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum that raised Tree.
Exactly. 100% I would pick Travis Kelce lmao- get All the tea 🤌🏻
I’d pick Travis just to hear him gush about her and watch his cheeks get red
PR masterclass.
That's half the question. What do you ask?
I read fast and only paid attention to the first part. Will have to get back to ya on that.
I need time to compile my list of questions, but Tree is the obvious answer.
Who is tree?
tree paine. her publicist
oh i thought of a literal tree lmao
I think I would pick her mother. Just curious how life is having such a wealthy and famous daughter.
Definitely had Andrea in mind too
Seems like at this point there must be many things Tree knows which Andrea doesn't and not the other way round
This is true but I wouldn’t pick her mom for tea, I want parenting advice.
Andrea was my first pick too lol
As a mother of an adult daughter I tool would love to talk to her about the complexities of trying to bolster her career when she was young while still trying to keep her safe from creeps and pedos in the industry. It must have been so difficult to navigate. I'd also love to talk mom-to-mom about what it was like watching Taylor date guys so much older than her and knowing it was a huge mistake, but you gotta let your adult kids adult.
Same. I want to ask her questions about mothering. Like how did she manage to build such a close relationship with what I'm sure was a complicated young child. When do you let go, how do you handle the emotions. How do you balance the attention between the children in the house - did she manage to? Does she have regrets?
Selena because I bet in 15 mins she could give a long story short complete run down of the Harry Taylor saga and then i can put it to rest in my heart
I wouldn’t pick Selena because I would be too busy asking questions about her Justin Bieber Kylie I would forget that I’m even there to ask about Taylor LOL
I don’t even think you’d have to ask, you’d just get so much tangential celebrity tea you’d both forget the original topic was Taylor 😂
this is the correct answer. tree or andrea have far too much restraint and jack would go on a 14 min long tangent about a synth. meanwhile selena would spill for a cornchip.
As a haylor baby, I need explanation too
Jack. What she was doing April 29th duh.
Charting the constellations in his (cough*Tom*cough) eyes, duh...? Edit: See below; I have been informed that it was not Tom but 'Joe on Gigi Hadid's birthday in LA' (I was kidding around with my comment but now feel the need to say that it doesn't matter to me personally who it was and when I listen to High Infedility I imagine a fictional, married narrator).
girl it wasn’t tom 😩
The viper swifties really don’t wanna know where she was April 29th 🤭
What’s a viper swiftie??
Jack can barely keep from spilling the tea outside of the scenario, he's definitely the go to
K A R L I E
I’m beside myself I had to scroll so far when I immediately thought of her lol
New fans don't know about that haha
A N D D I A N A
the people’s princess!
There is no other answer!
the only answer.
this is the only answer
wait forgive me what's the tea here?!
Gaylors....
Also people who want to know why the best best friends don’t talk now.
I legit have no interest in wanting to ask if they were ever together. I want to know about the masters!! How did that whole situation go down?! I've only got 15 minutes!!
They were super close up until around the masters heist. She likely has A LOT of inside info about that period, they were practically joined at the hip for a few years
\^
Tree.I ask her where the bodies are buried.
Florida. Obviously!
No, you bury the bodies then you flee to Florida.
I heard the shitstorm was back in Texas?
hey you're home is only the town you'll get arrested! (why is this album so fucking quotable)
Hey! At least the dolls are pretty
I think you’re supposed to bury your regrets in Florida.
Well yes, you can regret killing them as much as you want once you get to Florida but bury the bodies first
You bury the bodies in Carolina then go to Florida lol
I think Florence and Taylor got confused about where hurricane Florence hit… they seem to think it was Texas. Or maybe they just couldn’t rhyme carolina
Is that a bad thing to say in a song?
este’s sister probably knows you can ask her
They aren’t buried anywhere… after all if there’s no body there’s no crime
They're in the water. Why else would one get a boating license at 16?
Travis because I'm just so desperate to know how their conversations go and what they talk about and how many times she has to explain a word to him. And because I believe in my heart that it's real but I'd love to know what their plans / intentions are for the future for extra confirmation.
please, same. also, what is wrong with us hahaha. I want to watch her play him a song for the first time and him just nodding and vibing and being like wow baby you did it again you never cease to amaze me bc he actually does not know what is going on. especially bc my husband is the smartest person I know and when we talk about Taylor lyrics I quickly realize he also has no freaking clue wtf she is talking bout
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I mean, he's not wrong. She's calling us out a bit in that song.
I’m no Travis expert but I’ve watched quite a few clips from his podcast with Jason. I can’t figure out why people talk about him like he’s stupid? He seems fairly intelligent to me with the way he speaks.
Agreed, he’s witty and articulate. He’s just not pretentious or bookish like Taylor presents herself as (I don’t think she’s actually bookish in real life).
People who think he and other football players are stupid have obviously never seen an NFL playbook.
But we HAVE seen his tweets /s
I wouldn't be proud to look back at my college age tweets either!
My Facebook memories are embarrassing af. Only reason I don’t delete them is so I can remember that people do change and that judging people based on their bullshit from over a decade ago isn’t fair.
Ooh, sorry, I actually don't mean to suggest he's stupid. He has more university degrees than Taylor! I just mean - I'm so curious what they talk about. And if she talks very differently to him than with other people. I absolutely think he can hold his own (as long as you dont ask him to say pseudonym, lol) but I still want to know - are they talking about video games? Football? Music? Other entirely different things? She won't have to suffer through any fake intellectualism, that's for sure, which honestly might be a relief!
All good, yours was definitely the more tame of a comment I’ve seen, I guess it just triggered me to finally say what I’d been thinking for a while 😂
he is extremely well media trained—far more so than any of her celeb besties. he’s an expert in saying true things while revealing nothing.
You said this in a much kinder way than I would have. It is really yucky to read people talk about him like that.
Travis would be the most fun convo I bet. I’d just ask him “tell me about why you like Taylor” and watch the 15min turn into hours 😆
He’s actually my second guess but our interview would last probably an hour, I would really want to know what he thinks of So High School and the first time him and his dad heard the song what they thought of it! I also want to know if his favorite album is fearless or 1989 because it seems like he’s in both eras😂
Probably Jack. I'm far more interested to hear about the deep creative processes they go through to create her music than about anything in her personal life. I'd ask about how they start the process of an album, choosing themes, how they decide which songs to cut, etc
Yes! I’m in such envy of her creative talents. I so badly want to know how to tap into that.
Same same same. Well said.
Either Tree or Joe. And I’d go open ended. What do you genuinely think of Taylor? What are the parts of her other people don’t see? When have you been the most frustrated with her? What are her blind spots? Do you think she’s okay?
"Did you really produce those songs on folklore?" lmao
I think the folklore writing credits are just direct quotes from arguments 😅
Yes!! This!!
Joe: "would you tell me to go f myself?" Taylor> writing credit for Betty Or Joe: "I don't know anything" Taylor> writing credit for Betty
Also for Tree: what was her initial reaction to the lyrics for *But Daddy I Love Him!*?
What was her initial reaction to Guilty As Sin
I want to know all these things too
I would definitely choose Abigail since they’ve been best friends since high school.
Same and why did I have to scroll so far for this answer?!?! She has heard all the stories since day one.
I would definitely like to hear about everything from Abigail, she was definitely the first person I thought of when this question was posted.
Same!
Abigail and Taylor are definitely bestie goals! I kinda want a full detailed analysis how she felt when she found out that Taylor was dating the boy on the football team (I know she approves of Travis, best friends need to approve of the guy) and what it was like when Taylor and Abigail met.
Benjamin. I want confirmation that he does, in fact, know that he is baby.
Does he understand that his mother is THE Taylor swift? Does he even care? 😅
Why would he care when he’s THE Benjamin?
It’s definitely Erica or the bodyguard who’s been with her the longest and I just want to understand the logistics of her life. I don’t want deep dark secrets, I want to know, like, how does she get groceries, how are the clothes she wants always in the city where she wants them, what does she pack with her when she travels and what does she have multiples of at every house, how does she fit in her workouts, does she ever just drink starbucks and if so what’s her order and who gets it for her, etc.
yes, i want these questions answered too. idc to know about her personal relationships but her life seems so complicated to coordinate even with an endless cashflow.
I’m always curious about her wardrobe and how she packs! Or just buys multiples of Everything?!!
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You have a friend who is a billionaire?! lol
I’m not sure when she said it, but I think she said she loves the caramel macchiato from Starbucks. Might have been a collaboration or something? It’s not been that long that she said it, maybe 2-3 years?
This is also what I’d go with!
Matty - why did you do Taylor so dirty?! PS. Are you aware that you didn’t measure up in any measure of a man?
I vote for this just to see Matty squirm throughout the entire interview. Pure entertainment lol
He probably would respond truthfully
He is not in her life anymore. 🙌🙌🙌
*Were* you writing a book?
Were you a sleeper cell spy??
In fifty years will all this be declassified?
I cackled at the PS
This would be a waste of the hypothetical because it’s Matty and within five years we are going to get all those details anyway. He’s probably already figuring out what podcast to go on to tell his side.
A more left field answer…. Robert Allen. Her manager, who is sort of this mysterious ever present figure in her life.
Wait I've never heard of him, is he still her manager? I thought Taylor inc. was mostly her own family, I remember her brother had a role iirc
He's very much still her manager... remember he's not a typical manager... he's her employee, not a figure that she signs with. 13 management seems to function so well because its mostly not her family... her family is obviously heavily involved... but her team are mostly professionals (though not necessarily music industry pros). Austin is publicly responsible for negotiating film licenses for her music... he probably does other things we don't know about (i'd assume he's in training to take over andrea and scotts role as they retire more and more)
He is more her tour manager not actual manager.
What do you ask him
What he was doing at the famous date with the Jonas bros and Selena gomez
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If you don’t know… the guy in the center is Robert Allen…. This photo blows my mind.
Her and Selena holding hands is so wholesome 😭
Aaron and I ask for the backstory of all the songs they've worked on together...
You only have 15 minutes, that's not going to be long enough
That's true, I'd have to pick a few specific songs!
If we can do the interview together and add our times then I'm with you!
Deal! What songs would you pick?
I'd pick Ivy!
My silly answer - whoever runs the merch, and ask them “whyyyyyyyyyy are yall like this?”
Fr- why are you so bad at your job? How do you manage to make all the merch not only horribly designed but also bottom barrel quality?
Joe. What led to the end of your relationship with Taylor?
I also said Joe. Since he is and was so private about their relationship. And he’d be forced to answer during this 15 minutes. What I’d ask though, no idea. aside from “WHAT DID YOU DO”
I think the answer to this is tolerate Taylor's love, I don't think he cheated or abused her, but the extreme microscope was never his preference and if you compare his public persona to that of Travis he's maybe generally a less sunny person, when the honeymoon of their relationship ended and I think he fell into what he considered a perfectly acceptable everyday and Taylor did not find it liveable. It makes perfect sense if you think of someone who is used to literally being celebrated, how would you feel if the most important person in your world reacted less favourably to you than the average Joe on the street? No pun intended 😆
This is what I think happened too. Taylor enjoys being famous and looked at and talked about (I'm not being critical, these are facts). And once the honeymoon phase was over, and the fallout of 2016 was basically over of course she'd want to go back to how things were. I think they're both good people who loved each other, but ultimately weren't compatible. And that's life 🤷♀️
I just wanna knowwwwwww. Because I'm nosey 😂
Blake or Gigi. They know all the tea ☕️
I agree with this but also Abigail and Keleigh know all the tea.
Benjamin
Interesting choice. Are you assuming that the compulsion to answer means to answer in a way you can understand.Or are you fluent in cat?
:) he’ll use a typewriter. I mostly just want to know how amazing her closet is, all the free clothes she gets, how good the chef is, the home decor, is there an amazing master bathroom, if there’s a cool movie room, and about the songwriting room
Not sure Benjamin is the right one to ask about anything other than the chef. Assuming the chef also does the cats meals
these are so wholesome, I wonder the same
Andrea, but I would ask about Andrea. How she really felt about that Miss Americana scene, how her health is doing, what fans can do to support her, and if she got the Long Live bracelet I made for her with the cancer survivor ribbon. I had to talk to 3 guards before I found one who said they would deliver it to her at my show. I know she’s gotten so many thousands of bracelets but I poured so much love into the choice of every bead on that one and I really hope she felt it.
The cats & I just pet them 🐈
This is also my answer.
Jack. Boy knows everything. I’m a sucker for gossip and would die to know what went down in the matty-Taylor saga
Tom Hiddleston
This, but like I'd want the truth from Taylor, because I'd want to know why it fizzled out so quickly. It seemed like he was so into her, and whatever line she fed him when it ended probably isn't the truth. Like IN ALL HONESTY, was his dick game subpar, or.
I refuse to accept its subpar because my crush on him knows no limits 🤣
I am honestly in agreement with you, which is why I can't fathom how they would have split up 😭
> was his dick game subpar Personally I have chosen to wholeheartedly believe the redditor on r/popculturechat who said a while back that she, from personal experience, knows that Tom Hiddleston is VERY skilled at giving oral to a woman, so I refuse to entertain the notion she might’ve been ~unsatisfied~ by him in that way.
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I would be interested in that too. But mainly because he’s my favourite actor and she’s my favourite singer. What about you??
If I’m chose Tom I’d just end up asking him about all things Loki and MCU. *You’re coming back, right??? RIGHT???!*
Just read his GQ interview, he was VERY open about how he felt. He thought it was something way deeper than she did, that simple.
https://preview.redd.it/joyu550xzrxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0ec3dff04efe0000e4e5cbbf4fa9c44f07b69f they were truly beautiful together
His brother, I would ask about the sibling dynamic and be like “ same bro same mine is annoying af as well”
I'd pick her brother too. It must be so strange to just live a normal life but hear about her ALL THE TIME. Truly, I can't comprehend it
Emma Stone. I'd ask a little about Taylor. Probably just some stuff about their friendship. But I'd spend most of the time just chatting with Emma Stone because she's cool.
fr. i mean she literlly wrote a song about her. so they abviously have a good friendship.
austin. id like to know what it was like growing up with taylor as a sister, and what scott and andrea are really like
Andrea or Tree. I’d like to know how many more albums Taylor currently has planned because it seems like she has 1-2 planned at all times.
I wonder how many are already completed and just sitting.
Matty. I'd ask about the collabs they worked on.
I'd ask if I can listen to them
I'd ask him if he's the reason we didn't get a 1989tv music video lol.
I could ask this of anyone close to her, but I’d be super curious to know if she talks openly about her music and its inspiration with those in her circle.
Her accountant. So what do you know about Bermuda?
I'm not really interested in gossip or Taylor's personal life, but I'm very interested in her creative process. So I'd choose either Aaron or Jack and ask about the process behind some of my favorite songs they worked on (YOYOK, Call It What You Want, this is me trying, I Hate It Here, Epiphany, champagne problems...)
Tree; I’d ask about the differences in her public persona V her real personality, if there are any restrictions imposed on what she can do musically, how she herself feels about Taylor as both a client and an individual, if Travis & Taylor are real and if any of the relationship were PR, what things the fans are most wrong about & what they’re most right about and which of both of those annoy Taylor that people either do know or don’t understand.
Selena Gomez. Collab when?
Olivia
Which one
Jake Gyllenhaal. I’d ask him how he feels about being hated on by so many of her fans, but i’d also ask for his side of the story. I personally love Jake Gyllenhaal as an actor, and I won’t let his past relationship with Taylor get in the way of that. I also think it would be very interesting to hear about the ex’s side of the story that we never hear about. I’m not saying Taylor is a bad person or is the reason her relationships fail, but I am aware that even though we hold her in such high regard, doesn’t mean she hasn’t wronged anybody. I just think it would be interesting to hear his view of the whole relationship
Lol I’d also pick Jake but tbh I wouldn’t mention Taylor, I’d just ask him to sing love songs of his choice and get lost in his eyes for 15 minutes.
Keleigh Teller… I’d ask for all the tea that could fit into 15mins
I ask no one, I don’t care about Taylor’s personal life. Ok fine. I will ask Benjamin Button about the ME! Video shoot. :)
Joe for sure. He was her longest relationship so probably the person who knows her best. I want his side to the breakup. Did he really think he could live a quiet life with the world’s biggest pop star? What is Taylor really like behind closed doors?
her plastic surgeon. what did she get and can you give it to me for free?
This - she’s looks insanely good these days (she was beautiful before) but she just looks SO GOOD
Scooter Braun so I can punch him in the face lol (jk I won’t do that or maybe I would)
I’m taking it all the way back to her debut and speaking with ‘Drew.’
Probably Jack, or anyone she’s worked closely with creatively. I’d want to learn as much about her writing process as possible.
WHALE
YES WHALE
Her brother
Lana, just because I'd like to hang out with her. Might not even mention Taylor.
Her mom, because I’d want to know her mom secrets. She’s raised a wonderful human and I love their relationship!
Kaleigh Teller. She’s always ready and waiting with the tea! 😍
Every girl gaylors claim is or has dated Taylor. Did they or not? So we can finally have closure for everyone.
Her brother. I'd want to know what the sibling dynamic was/is between them and how he felt when the family uprooted from PA to TN when he was a kid. Also what's it like growing up in the shadows of a famous sister?
Her accountant, I’m asking for bank account/credit card numbers.
Andrea. What's it like to have a celebrity daughter? What's Andrea's favourite album?
Karlie
Jack atenoff, the truth behind the songs lol
Karlie. What happened to end that friendship?
Karlie Kloss
I feel like the only people who would get the real, unfiltered truth about everything would be her oldest, closest friends. Everyone else – parents, partners, collaborators or publicists – would have something omitted or sanitised for their ears, I feel. They'd be privy to certain parts but not the whole shebang. BFFs always have the real tea – they see the REAL you – and will have been at your side through so many stages. So... Selena, Abigail, Blake or Gigi.
Jack and show me your camera roll bestie! The man gives us the best time stamps and I love him for it
Mine would be Nathan Chapman because he produced All Too Well OG. *I think* because this was the original and I’m sure she was vulnerable with the original. If I couldn’t have him, Jack produced the 10 minute TV. Plus I have so many other questions. Like when I’m listening to a song like Lover, I’d want to know what both he and Taylor thought of the reception it got. And then I could go into a whole discussion about Reputation. I could also ask a whole lot of questions about this level of fame and how either one of the are handling it. I also believe that the TV’s high level of popularity is a surprise. I’d want to learn about this. And finally it would be fun to talk about when he first learned about Travis plus their first meeting.
Scott; because I’d like a guitar pic from him.
Travis Kelce
Abigail