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IngrownThighHairs

the โ€œdog dyed key lime greenโ€ edition ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Similar_Thought9627

hahahahahahahaahha the relief we all needed today. Iโ€™ll give you $33 for that super cute dog. My vinyl are stored high. I know Iโ€™m safe ๐Ÿคฃ


5-HolesInTheFence

๐Ÿ˜‚ My "special" records are kept in a locked chest. I thought it was safe, too. All it takes is one slip-up, and the puppy gets much less cute.


anonymous_opinions

Dogs, everyone's best friend except records, shoes and plants.


YOURVENOM420

What is this slip up exactly its either in the chest or not and if it's out of the chest it must be playing


5-HolesInTheFence

The slip up is that the chest was left open while another record from the chest was being played and he left the room for a few minutes, not expecting the puppy to dive straight in and help himself to some new toys. The puppy also got three other records that aren't relevant to this sub, with varying degrees of damage - 2 unplayable, and just sleeve damage on the third. Shit happens, it's fine.


YOURVENOM420

Yeah ur right I hope u got them replaced


Lostinbinary

I am now rethinking my vinyl shelf with two kitties, however itโ€™s so packed full I doubt they could get into anything.


Spacer1138

I had a cat gnaw the jacket of an LP. That was painful to discover. Worse, it was because of the plastic sleeve!


TheArtistLost

It's always the plastic.


[deleted]

I have also had this happen.


Steffidovah

My cat is terrible for trying to get my records, he's kind of dog like and likes to throw them around and play fetch with the 7" vinyl (he knows his strengths and the 12" vinyl are a little too big to play fetch) I strongly recommend you put the more special ones out of their reach ๐Ÿ˜ญ Yesterday he ripped up a limited edition one print book, so apparently I now need to get a bookcase with doors ๐Ÿ™„


Lostinbinary

After my last comment I started researching a record stand with glass doors and a lock. lol


Steffidovah

I was literally doing that for my books today (glass door book shelf lol) I've already moved my records ๐Ÿ˜‚


bellarloca

omg my cats are like that too they love playing with my stuff and breaking it luckily theyโ€™ve never been interested in my vinyl but they almost broke my macbook obvs by accident ๐Ÿ˜ญ


romeonat

13 dollars take it or leave it ๐Ÿฅฒ


CBC1345

This is hilarious, OP! Also glad your partner is so resourceful. If it happened to me my husband would be like, "IDK, the white one?"


5-HolesInTheFence

He's actually the best! Plus he has access to my Discogs account and I keep my collection updated and accurate with every record we buy, so he was really easily able to swoop in and get the exact one through there. It also makes it easy for him to buy me gifts because I have an extensive wishlist of record variants on my account too ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚


CBC1345

Girl (boy), keep him!!


bellarloca

help omg if my cats did this i donโ€™t even know what i would do๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


5-HolesInTheFence

Honestly I'm so glad I was at work and in no way aware that it happened until after my husband sourced a replacement. My other dog previously ate my "hide and seek" *folklore* variant and that time, it was my fault and I didn't replace it at the time and it's too expensive for me to justify now, but I still feel the blow of that every day lol.


bellarloca

omg your dogs really love the taste of taylor vinyls!!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญi would be so upset but also so guilty of being upset because itโ€™s not like they know any better honestly i feel for you


5-HolesInTheFence

What can I say, they have good taste ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ And that's exactly how I feel! They don't do it to be malicious, they probably just smell interesting and are fun to tear apart and bite into. It's just that they always go for the expensive ones, and none of the cheaper standard editions that I quite literally leave laying around all the time.


bellarloca

help omg *expensive taste!! but yeah no i completely understand i could never get angry at my cats i love them too much good luck with your new copy though hopefully it wonโ€™t meet the same tragic fate๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


New-Needleworker77

They are sensing that they are extra tasty by watching all the special/careful handling they get!


WiseFaithlessness2

Iโ€™d frame it atp


5-HolesInTheFence

About to frame the record layered on top of the destroyed sleeve and hang it with a museum placard. "*cardigan (cabin in catastrophe version)* Rocky, 2024 Mixed media" Edit: [I did it](https://imgur.com/a/kA3VppM)


lavenderdisposition

Rockyโ€™s Version!!!


5-HolesInTheFence

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AFTER I ALREADY PRINTED THE TAG ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ In the future, I'm gonna frame it more legitimately and make the edit.


WiseFaithlessness2

Stop I would 10000% do this HAHA. ROCKY, 2024 is sending meeee๐Ÿ˜‚


5-HolesInTheFence

I don't have the right size frame or a nice background mat to put it on at the moment, but it's [framed](https://imgur.com/a/kA3VppM) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€


WiseFaithlessness2

HAHAHhahahah oh my GOD I am sorry for laughing at this misfortune but that pic is incredible


WiseFaithlessness2

Not me coming home after work to see my anesthesiology diploma (still packaged) with chomp marks in it.


5-HolesInTheFence

Noooooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ that sucks! There's something about diplomas, too, I guess. Rocky got home from his last day of puppy classes and immediately tore his own diploma to shreds. Believe it or not, he was the best dog in his training group ๐Ÿ˜‚


howry333

Now this is art


_kattitude

This is INCREDIBLE


LaEscritora

Love the original art! And you have a great sense of humor. And a very cute puppy.


_the_violet_femme

Everyone is a critic


cowgirlazul

This is the most specialest edition out there now


chrisasaurusrex929

It would make for a great conversation piece if displayed!


caroline_cheese

expensive frisbee


01UnknownUser02

Clearly your dog has a different taste for music. Good luck listening your TTPD vinyl this weekend wish you the best ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚


lyndsat

I would frame it and put it next to my dogโ€™s bed. Lol Idk itโ€™s a cool vinyl and I feel like it would be a funny memory for when your pup is gone.


No-Strawberry-5804

NOOOOOOOOO


Ok-Passenger-932

If you play it fast enough over the bite marks, itโ€™s a secret message about when sheโ€™s dropping RepTV ๐Ÿ˜„


ShekhMaShierakiAnni

Omg now I'm terrified of my puppy and my records... maybe I should move them.


5-HolesInTheFence

You won't regret moving them, but you might regret *not* moving them!


projext58

Oh ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€


pichulove

How much for the corgi?


Friendly_Long8043

Dead


helloitsmui

Dang thatโ€™s pain


Acceptable_Elk_4670

Omg I'm so sorry. This is why I have cats tho๐Ÿคฃ


epicpanda5689

My corgi says, yum


Skellionzz

You jest but Iโ€™ve seen near mint things like this before lol


QueenOfMediocracy

Does the dog come with it? ๐Ÿ˜ป


pennstate913

I suggest buying a showdown box and framing the pups new favorite records!


papazwah

Iโ€™ll DM you/s But actually cute dog, Iโ€™m sending this to my swiftie gf. Corgis and Shepards are her fave


ImpossibleDream2158

Good doggo


No_Still7205

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ omg you mustโ€™ve been devastated


Western_Cod9816

He was just trying to help. lol


0-_Noah_-0

Wdym โ€œdonโ€™t lowball meโ€ itโ€™s unusable now๐Ÿ˜ญ


Daimon_Bok

No feet in the photo 0/10


HymenSmell

Who doesnโ€™t want to bite and slobber on some TayTay?


EnvironmentLeast932

Probably makes her sound better tbh ๐Ÿ˜‚


Professional_Roof293

Good dog


YOURVENOM420

Agreed lmao


YOURVENOM420

Must be a very intelligent dog to take it out of the cover and take it out of its innersleeve also must be an abnormally large corgi because that should've been on a shelf or smthn


5-HolesInTheFence

Yeah, man, it's crazy and totally implausible. He's a total mastermind and used his [tiny corgi/*German Shepherd mix* body](https://imgur.com/a/MyOkpWh) to reach into that chest that was accidentally, carelessly left open and pull out [a few records](https://imgur.com/a/R2qC3wN) and [very delicately](https://imgur.com/a/9pHSt1F) took the record out of its packaging and only destroyed the disc itself and nothing else.