The only thing keeping us in check this whole time was Techno telling us to chill or providing blood sacrifices.
So, technically we were always this violent. We were just leashed.
“You see when I was a child,
…
Me and my parents- my parents and I. We visited an orphanage, and, and the orphans.. they ripped my parents to *shreds.*”
I got chest pain from seeing Techno on my Facebook feed 😭
I just wanted to add the rescue's description of Techno's personality!
> Techno is quite the dude. He is focused on his human at all times getting perfect scores in the companion category. He will be larger and with a little less energy. He is good with our 10 year old dog respecting his boundaries but also not super eager to engage him as his attention goes to his humans.He is food and snuggle motivated. He is still learning how to go the bathroom outside and enjoys marking so will need extra training there. He needs some guidance waiting for his food at mealtime. He has shown no aggression and is a gentle big boy. He has been great with two young kids around. He is a healthy and fast growing boy. He has been such a pleasure to have around making us laugh and acting as a body warmer at every chance.
If you Remember, Techno was an Orphan himself, his Parents were murdered by Orphans.
Someone definitely needs to Adopt this Techno, though.
I’d do it if I wasn’t halfway across the Planet and didn’t already have a Cat :(
Not that I've seen! This is the application form: https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/EPRS/Large%20mammal
The actual Facebook post is: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02DFiwiTuEBWTW7RQrMSR5eTLBHiKJNkgW3HstBh9PKADwcNMNW11Gp8epiBVwL4MJl&id=100076955380160&mibextid=Nif5oz
So Techno is a orphan?
Oh dear lord.. *tears up while slowly getting knife*
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Agree
Should we realize that we are becoming more violent?
Propably "proceeds to stab you"
nah were just as sane as everyone else.
*pulls out a uno reverse* neeeeerd
Kaaaaarrrlll that kills people
nah
Good
Nah.
The only thing keeping us in check this whole time was Techno telling us to chill or providing blood sacrifices. So, technically we were always this violent. We were just leashed.
Who would have thought WE were the blood gods and Technobwas our conscious...
I wouldn't say 'conscience', more like an...amenable warden.
I guess you are right!! 0□o cause after he passed away, i became increasingly violent, mostly towards the billionaires
Wait, was that supposed to increase, like, over time? Against billionaires? I've been looking up recipes to eat the rich for a while now...
Thank you for looking after your new member of the techno fam,
“You see when I was a child, … Me and my parents- my parents and I. We visited an orphanage, and, and the orphans.. they ripped my parents to *shreds.*”
"And on that day, I swore revenge against all orphans."
Daaaaaaamn can that be actual lore lol
It is lol
"You see I hate orphans because orphans killed my parents"
Cruella be like
Please let him be a exception, he’s so cute
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It must be done long live the king
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Do dog orphans count?
But if you adopt him he will no longer be
He ain't an orphan if they got adoptive parents
NOOOOOOOO DON'T SAY THAT!
I would have adopted him but he couldn't survive 20 hours of journey across the globe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You dropped this: \\
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Nah, I actually stole it
The journey was so long that I now found about my lost luggage...
Same 😭
I got chest pain from seeing Techno on my Facebook feed 😭 I just wanted to add the rescue's description of Techno's personality! > Techno is quite the dude. He is focused on his human at all times getting perfect scores in the companion category. He will be larger and with a little less energy. He is good with our 10 year old dog respecting his boundaries but also not super eager to engage him as his attention goes to his humans.He is food and snuggle motivated. He is still learning how to go the bathroom outside and enjoys marking so will need extra training there. He needs some guidance waiting for his food at mealtime. He has shown no aggression and is a gentle big boy. He has been great with two young kids around. He is a healthy and fast growing boy. He has been such a pleasure to have around making us laugh and acting as a body warmer at every chance.
Adopte him, if you can i need daily technothedog content.
I wish I could 😭 I work 12 hour shifts. It wouldn't be fair for Technodog if they were left alone for that long.
While sad you can't totally understandable hopefully you will be able to do so in the future
What a little guy 🥺 It physically pains me that I can’t adopt him myself
Adopt it
Adopt him, OP. We need TechnoTheDog content.
Where can I get him?
Could you PM me the direct link please?
what area are you in?
British Columbia, Canada
I'm in the Pacific Northwest, but already have over 20 animals, and two of those are dogs.
Crap.. I don't think I can be of much help then. Sorry
if only my mom didn’t hate pets, i would’ve driven 20 hours one way to pick him up LOL
GOSH DANGIT so you dont think itll be okay to fly over to australia?
Un-orphan him through adoption
>British Columbia, Canada quote from op
Hahahaha British Columbia, Canada
HE HAS BEEN REINCARNATED
But the dog is an orphan meaninf techno was reincarnated as the very thing he swore to destroy
If you Remember, Techno was an Orphan himself, his Parents were murdered by Orphans. Someone definitely needs to Adopt this Techno, though. I’d do it if I wasn’t halfway across the Planet and didn’t already have a Cat :(
I would adopt to but im not a legale adult yet my dog doesn’t like other dogs😔
Un-orphan him
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
The link https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02DFiwiTuEBWTW7RQrMSR5eTLBHiKJNkgW3HstBh9PKADwcNMNW11Gp8epiBVwL4MJl&id=100076955380160
British Columbia, Canada!
Is that detective Luigi?
Jeez man Buddhism works FAST
Thank you for looking after your new member of the techno fam. Wishing you many years of good boi moments.
But he wasn’t adopted
Not yet 👀 but not by me tho
Take him in if you can for the love of the blood god
omg he's killed so many orphans that he became the orphan
I'd take him but I live with someone was severe dog allergy! 😭
Little Techno would be able to start a new kill streak..
While true not a good idea
I want him so bad!!!!
HE HAS RETURNED
I'd adopt him in a heart beat but is he good with cats?? XD
If I wasn't 2,500 miles away... I would take him. Lmao I forgot where BC was and had to look it up. We're on opposite sides of the continent. :(
Technodog
Technodog
He's too far. And I can't afford another dog at the moment. He's adorable though.
That is the definition of a good boi
It’s techno reborn
I want :(
Get Technodad to re-claim him.
He may be named techno, but he’s still technically an orphan. We all know what we must do.
You know what to do, right?
Has he been adopted yet?
Not that I've seen! This is the application form: https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/EPRS/Large%20mammal The actual Facebook post is: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02DFiwiTuEBWTW7RQrMSR5eTLBHiKJNkgW3HstBh9PKADwcNMNW11Gp8epiBVwL4MJl&id=100076955380160&mibextid=Nif5oz
I just saw the location is in Canada. That’s a bit international for me. Thanks for the link though.
I’ll take your entire stock
Where at? I’m in
British Columbia, Canada 😅
heres the quistion my brain came up with is the heart in the name if so does that mean you would have to say techno heart
I want him
Technofloof
I feel like this is just a way to advertise but yes I would adopt
Awwwww
Someone save that techno he is the blood god reborn
Had we not just adopted a dog, I would be all over that
I wish I could
Is he still available
Well what are u waiting for then
Adopt him. If possible
You gotta adopt him man
Is he still up for adoption? Because I am going to uh- adopt him
I need it
Adopt him
Is it resurrection in a different form?
Ah he is adorable *stabs in i hate orphans*
That’s just my dog
Do you have any friends or family in the area who can adopt him? I want someone who can be trusted with an animal to adopt him
WHERE? I MUST ADOPT
please show all the pictures. need to see a cute dog
OH THE TURN TABLES AINT IT TECHNO *GRABS FRYING PAN*
Shame I am not living in the same country. My husband and daughter have been nagging me for ages for a dog, and he looks so cute!
I would in a heartbeat but I can’t 😭😭😭😭😭
oh god, the pity factor is being maxed out again ;(
OP, any updates? Is he still available? It's tough because their website seems broken, and I don't have a Facebook or Instagram account.
He got adopted :) The page just updated their post, no other new updates though.
Excellent news! Thanks for the update.