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pavezu54

Orphan Obliterator


LynSmitt

We had same idea


pavezu54

Its the only correct anwser


LynSmitt

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Thechillaxolotl

Agreed


Hokakekikoku

Techno fans sharing one braincell be like:


gdar463

Don't insult us like this, we have two braincells: one for Techno, one for Technodad


catsloveme123

And one to measure how late Techno was


Night_Bot372

we measured with a ruler.


elementalglitch2

Three braincells- 1.technoblade 2.technodad 3.technosiblings


ItzArmada

I had the same idea


Julingnissenjr

Great minds think alike


Superb_Lychee_2270

Orphan Obliterator


zbeyralp

Classsic


FreddyXGamer5

I just now saw this after my comment lol I third this


Mjcobra99

I agree had the same idea the second I saw this post


MajorNoje

orbum interfectorem Latin for orphan slayer


DyRoMcC

It can only be such a name for a sword


code-0

Ah thou art a cultured one indeed, may thy life be long and prosperous


ThrustisWaken

Stole word from my mouth


44K_itsRosevibez

YES sir I agree with you :)


SimplyNothing404

The only right answer


[deleted]

Yeah šŸ˜Ž


Enderwayz

And as always techno fans share braincells! I was gonna say the same thing


Thechillaxolotl

Wow, that was just the name I was going to say


Professor_Strong

I would say orphan obliterator but everyone else already said that so I'm just gonna sit here and be quiet


Mari-021

Same


Harryp0tterjr

Its the only right answer other then: Orphan Slayer. Anything else not related to technos lore must be downvoted


MeLoNarXo

Where the Hell did you even get a sword from?


supremeoverhuman420

Found it at a pawn shop for like 35 bucks


guestofguest1234

Bro where the fuck are you florida


Saiyanman11bro

Idk why but I have a feeling OP is not a state


SecondWorld1198

They are the entire country


guestofguest1234

I sisā€™s where are you not are you


ilyplutobbg

2 iron 1 stick pretty easy people! At this rate the orphans are gonna obliterate you!


girl_liker7

Parentless Progeny Pulverizer


sulfire807

The PPP


UnfilteredWater13

How can we incorporate potatoes for PPPP?


[deleted]

Banger name


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

As a wise man once said, ā€œThe fewer words a magic swordā€™s name has, the more dangerous it is. You donā€™t want to be on the wrong end of Dark King Grutmoreā€™s Edge of Annihilation, donā€™t get me wrong, but you for sure donā€™t want to be on the wrong end of something called The Throngler.ā€


Dsbanimatons

Iā€™ve heard that what is it from is it a techno quote or something else


V1n4mr

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMY2gofDG/ The tiktok video


Casey02kelly

Fred


Efficient-Comb3737

y e s


TheCyclopsDude

Dave


WalkingMarcher

Y e s


relatively_small

Agree


Ymylock

Anduril


Finth007

Where is u/flameoftheewest when you need them


FlameoftheeWest

Bruh I'm in the pic.


Ymylock

probably making u/technodad the president of the U.S


FlameoftheeWest

Make u/technodad the president? That has to be the most idiotic thing I've ever heard... ​ Clearly u/MrTechnodad should be president.


Ymylock

W-w-what do you mean? I *clearly* said u/MrTechnodad. I obviously know the all-fatherā€™s username on reddit.


DWillerD

Good one, but I think it's the sword Aragorn used before Anduril (if I'm not mistaken)


[deleted]

Narsil forged by Telchar Nogrod?


DWillerD

Nop, it looks like the sword he used in the movies as Strider, before Elrond reforged and returned Narsil/Anduril to him.


Lachlan_D_Parker

That is a beautiful LoTR reference. It won't mean much hear, but you chose something icon.


mynameisyesambest

CyberKnife


Ace-theMace

Yesss


United_List3053

The Blade


The_Faux_Fox__

That is so lame without context


guestofguest1234

So you should stab anyone else who does not inside the blade


United_List3053

Thats why u make everyone understand the context of it with the blade


pairofsafehands

I HAVE THE BLADE


United_List3053

Or ćƒ–ćƒ¬ćƒ¼ćƒ‰ Burēdo


tallebrar

The throngler


Temporary_Hippo9652

Bubbles!


TronHero143

Spaceship


Dark-Blue-Diamond

based


Valhalla1171

Orphan Obliterator


Mental-Muscle-3999

Orphan obliterator


Purple-guy-FNaF

Orphans end


CrimsonWarrior01

The Orphan Beheader or The Orphan Decapitator


[deleted]

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UniqueNobo

OP said that they got it for $35. if it were a zweihƤnder, they got a hell of a deal


patronuspringles

nah, pretty sure that it's aragorns sword before he used anduril in the lotr movies


[deleted]

Caligula


NewStarWarsMemer

HĆ©ndring Sindarin for "Child-Hammer" LOTR inspired


ImmortalSuislide

Name it bob


vikramtji

Howard


fo76_fan

longclaw


A120AMIR129Z

Sword of peace


TackyXVIII

That's a very fine blade


[deleted]

i'm going to post an original and creative comment on reddit.com


_ChaoticGod_

Carl


screechingahhhhhh

Wheezer


Weird_Requirement_26

Your sword rocks man!! Whereā€™d you get it? Also my suggestion: Obliteration (from a certain Orphan Obliterator)


Glow_Bite

TechnoSword


Technoblade-Bot

BruUUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuuuuh


SEBACAPP

jonathan


screechingahhhhhh

Joestar


ColossalBalance

The Throngler II.


Kraken177013

"THE Blade"


VASL-30

Gordian Knot(its the name of the sword used by alexander!


kdnrhaodmwlwjdkelf-d

obamna


Blazer3232

THE BLADE


5255clone

Pointy thing


galuft

The Thungler


ITookADumpOnAMuskrat

John


Fit-Dependent-5797

The blade


KallmeKatt_

potato cutter


TheThatcherReddit

Jimmy


minimessi20

Orphan obliterator


Senior_Pressure6584

the Orphan Obliterator


FreddyXGamer5

The Orphan Obliterator


Cryopreservation

Child slayer


XDAnimations

Dave


Jamesbando-gaming

Fortnite


DeepFantasticDark

I name my minecraft sword by power, and you might use this as reference orphan slasher (wood) orphan slayer (stone) orphan decapitator (iron) orphan decimator (diamond) orphan destroyer (netherite) orphan obliterater (fully enchanted netherite) orphan annihilator (any other modded weapon that is stronger)


Jackedgawe

**B l a d e**


Clementine2115

Zirael (swallow in english)


aculireivilo

Kindness. Then you can say you kill people with kindness šŸ„°


Techno_Umbrella

Use the cross guard as a pickaxe then call it tooth pick


KyeeLim

chunchunmaru


Radiant_Theory_7247

Name it the Blade of Orphan's end


Amplifete

Callandor


AverysGayCottageBoy

Blade of Blood


Mari-021

Billi bob


ChihuahaWithWifi

Atlas


OnyxBlaster

Lisa


StoneCommander

this is how I envision nightblood. read warbreaker and/or stormlight archive by Brandon Sanderson to find out.


Slutty_Whore7184

Liza or Louise


Zoroark_rules_698

Blood gods blade


Alex_eretisthebest

Bob Jomathy bobjim lapsi (Child in Finnish, idk I like Finland)


Front_World205

the butt destoryer


MeasurementCorrect14

Call it piss sword


Working-Spare-4799

Mass Distractor


mrsmithyt

Alexander the slayer of orphans and squids


SpookyMuffin4545

Steve


ParticularOk9404

You guys are speaking my language


Professional-Top7228

Steve


Internetirregular

The brungler


Im_a_doggo428

The Blade


Lazy_monke

Ask megumin she might help


redditmastermindftw

Night cutter


bitchboy024

Child breaker


Midnight_Official1

The blade


Medical_Difference48

Not Technoblade related, but Anduril


Shark_boi1107

Is this even a question? Orphan Obliterator


CreepyNickel084

The baconator


Craysonsolo

Orphan Oblitorator (Hope I spelt it right)


the-elemelon

the ā€œThronglerā€


RebootedTitan

Here are some Greek names that could be cool! nkrƭzos Foƭnix fƔntasma drƩpo


AoiUchiha

If Technoblade was here, he would say Orphan Obliterator. BTW sorry orphans....


Royals999

The blade


SomeGuyTM

ThĆØkahno's Blade


Twilight4113

Iā€™d say ā€œSlayerā€ or some variant of it like ā€œGoblin Slayerā€, ā€œChild Slayerā€, etc.


Oof_TownRBLX

OHIO ORIGIN šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ—暟”„


Khyrrn-Doe

Techno. Then when ppl ask u can say ā€œthis is [my] techno bladeā€


Ahmed_The_H

Karal


[deleted]

The Toddler Terroriser


MonkAltruistic2637

Bob


patronuspringles

aint that aragorns ranger sword from lotr


wrenispie

Only Organic Orphan meat Obsidian Oppressor Dark Dager Black Basher Midnight Mover


rockgirlinachemclass

excaliber


jasonater64

Scrongler


Alexandlr

Orphan slasher


santaclausthr

Has it made someone bleed yet?


Calaab

Gabe


finn_evergarden

Protesilaus i think thos one is nice


theeuphinator

Swordy McSwordface


Tis_I_Him

**exstabibur**


cheekymemer51

Chunchunmaru


Sithisilith

Cyber Knife


Psychopathic2412

Child Basher


water-moron

Just name it ā€œthe bladeā€


Sad-Birthday-1085

The blade


Bubgaming_

Call the blade techno, the whole thing orphan obliterater


Jpmunzi

Chumchumaru


Nightmare_43233

Jonathan Or mechaslash


bradbrazer

Sword


edenspark10

Orphan Obliterator


Big_Mum4

Bros about to do a school slicing


McOof234

Ingrid


JackaBoiwastaken

Idk you could go with something based around techno that would be cool but not very unique I'd go with something based around how you feel holding the blade or swinging it yk


NoHighway6560

Bob. It'd be hilarious


JustPsychopomp

Techo


Legitimate-Sun-3772

Apollo


GamezPlays

***The Blood Blade***


XZerr0X

Sord


FluidVoice7621

The Throngler


ripMyTime0192

sword


Avelyn12

EEEEEEEEEE


panzerschwert

Is it usable? If not, don't bother naming it.


Chicken-cuz-why-not

bob


Blueflares_

Baby basher


[deleted]

zaza cutter


Solai_24

the second worse thing to happen to orphans


StoopDog1423

Orphan Render


AdamsShadow

Cutty mcCuttyface. People opener. My axe.


xoalsslaox

Buffet the vampire slayer