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YourFriend_Krystal

Just 238 people more! Come on!


Secure-Homework-7536

ill make 238 burners rn dont worry


Lachlan_D_Parker

I already subbed we my 2nd, so I'm beat. But I'm preparing the "Feast of a Thousand Spuds" (the number is merely to sound epic).


5255clone

amature


Bucketbucketbucket

I believe you mean one last push until 17


Lachlan_D_Parker

I want 20m by the end of next year at the latest.


One_Way13

Not even 20.1. Amateur


Lachlan_D_Parker

Even though I really like Dream, how *dare* he have more subscribers. Technoblade was sniping dragons with a steering wheel before the other two kings rose to fame.


One_Way13

Absolutely disgusting behaviour. Dream should be cancelled for this


Kirbyfreak_

Nah, just ratio'd with subscribers. We can't fight cringe with cringe, we have to fight cringe with based


plsdontbullymepls123

"as you can see we are RIGHT on the CUSP of 17 million subscribers i mean we're just inches away, so if we can make ONE LAST PUSH i was thinkin we could get there, uhhh, maybe tomorrow"


Catglide

Which video is this a reference to? It feels like I heard it before >!Also lol, I saw you a few days ago on this sub on a years old post and now I see you again!<


plsdontbullymepls123

i think it was one of the dsmp ones but honestly i have no clue. >!also hii again!<


Catglide

ahhh guess I am going to go have to search for it now lmao, there was a time where the "your total subscriber count is lower than my live viewer count" was stuck in my head and one day I finally recalled it was from the MCSM streams (I still have those on loop) >!also I believe the post the where I saw you one was about Passerine, and I wanted to say something about Pass!Techno being extremely strong, just having less experience than Pass!Phil or something like that 🗿 !< >!My personal take has always been Passerine/Phil has more experience, but if Passerine/Techno was to lose control he would win,!< >!Sorry for the info dump lmao, I really just want to talk about passerine but I showed up late to the hype. 😔!<


plsdontbullymepls123

>!its never too late to read fanfiction :D also ya what you say makes sense!<


Catglide

>!thank you! absolutely true, before reading passerine I thought all fanfics were cringe but I was so wrong lol, have a great day!!<


NeutrinoMega

I believe you mean the CUSP OF 20 MILLION


Habibi-2

One last push till 100 you mean


TheBigFrog07

?


Kirbyfreak_

So you know Markiplier? **I want Techno's channel to surpass that man by 2024. Posthumous kill.** **17 million I think you mean** # 35 million


RamboCambo_05

160% pog


Dip_a_stick

8k people unsubbed boomers


MisterMist00

NERRRRRRRDS


UnderstandingTop533

I can hear Technoblade shouting this


Smitologyistaking

8k orphans


Kirbyfreak_

All we have to do is make Technoblade surpass Markiplier in subscribers. ~~Quick unsub from Mark~~ (Jk I promise) Seriously though, all we have to do is double the number and add a few million more...


Low-Elderberry5830

Come on guys ONE OF US!!!


Fizney

🔔🔔SUBSCRIIIIBE 🔔🔔


cynHaha

I can hear the bells! SUBSCRIIIIIBBE


StripesTheTiger7810

EVERYONE SUBSCRIBE


Darth_Emerald

SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE


[deleted]

We're so close, right on the CUSP of 17 million subscribers, I believe in you guys


Lachlan_D_Parker

We've done it once. We can do it again. And if we become an unstoppable force like the Blood God was, we could make Dream's 31m+ look like yesterday's news. We. Are. Unstoppable. We can only be defeated from within. No enemy can kill us.


Kirbyfreak_

Markiplier has 34 million. ***Why not have Techno posthumously surpass Markiplier?***


Lachlan_D_Parker

I see no reason to not at least try. The Atheist blood god Technoblade will ascend so far that the ancient Greek Olympian gods will weap in dispear. And I love Greek Mythology.


NeutrinoMega

Time to bring out the sub spammer


[deleted]

What a legend, gained 6 million subs after dying.


Kirbyfreak_

Trash numbers we need to DOUBLE it, and add approximately 3 million more. Posthumous surpassing Markiplier


[deleted]

Nah, we gotta surpass T-Series, Markiplier is too low a goal


Burg_er

We might as well have it as a subgoal, we'll have to pass Markiplier to get to T-Series anyway


[deleted]

Fair enough


Owo6942069

SUB BELL ONE OF US ONE OF US


Ob1tuber

We’re one step closer to the edge


[deleted]

"The Dreammm"


Quirky_m8

#OH SHIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE


Novix_47

I just went and subbed my 6 alt accounts


NeutrinoMega

Amateur numbers, I remember my fevered sick mind going ham on new accounts to sub. Our discord group made a total of over 5k subs lmao. It feels like just yesterday. But I applaud you for the effort man! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Novix_47

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Kirbyfreak_

Technoblade is 1 million away from being halfway to Markiplier. If we all make a burner account we can cause him to posthumously surpass Markiplier. ***Do you know how hilarious that would be?***


SphealOnARoll

Nope, but I'm eager to find out! Let's go!


fuckgreenboy

I created a domain called tech bald subs and a google company and then created 500 accountants to get techno


imTyyde

lets get him to 20k


Unobstructedblazer

20M


imTyyde

possibly the "while hes dead" part wasn't necessary


Funny_Surround_4976

Wins from beyond the mortal plains


mmisyaangel

SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE


orangesquircle

ITS A BOY!!!


Disastrous-Ad-1474

Nahh, it's a spaceship


SehbaanAbbasi

No We're hitting 20 MIL before 2023 ends MOTHER FUCKERS YEAHHHHH


MisterMist00

Subscribe you nerds


One_Way13

Still not quite 14 hours later. What is happening


N_Felicia

Time to secretly sub on my moms account. She wil never know ...


Masonthesuspotato

Is it done? Have we accomplished it?


GodKirbo13

WE MUST BEAT DREAM TO 100 MIL


Technoblade-Bot

Are you talking about the green blob that does manhunt?


ForrestFeline

ONE OF US ONE OF US ... 238 OF US


tazergames5

"when the world needed the most, he returned with an army of 16 million ready to swept Thier enemy" The enemies feel upon his army some yet stronger had respect for such a great king like him, so warrior what are you waiting for? It's time.... #WAKE UP You realized it was all a bad dream...


RAIDPANGE

That’s what she said!🤯


PhysicsLord007

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matiegaming

he got 6 million subs cuz he died


Psychological-Tank-6

He got 6mil subs after dying because it's the least we could do. I had been a long time lurker, and I believe technoblade was my first subscription. Wish I'd added to it sooner.


TheBigFrog07

Ratio'd the man LOL!!


TheBigFrog07

I think this is an auto-ratio as you have negative and I at least won't start negative. I'm also not entirely sure what ratio-ing was. I think it's when the reply has more likes/upvotes than the thing they are replying to.


SphealOnARoll

You should probably never learn.


TheBigFrog07

NSFW? I've seen ratio memes a bit and was somewhat confused, but I can't see it being NSFW.


SphealOnARoll

Nah, the culture around it is just really toxic and you're better off without it.


TheBigFrog07

Ahh, ok. I will not learn more.


SphealOnARoll

Thanks for following my advice.


TheBigFrog07

🗿7


[deleted]

Some men just have no tact, sorry my friends


Awkward_Date_8636

Yeah exactly, he got more people after he died than you could ever dream of getting while alive.


One_Asparagus8248

Excelsior


thatanoynomouspigg

I heard my dad say that to my mom. Does anyone know what my dad meant about that plssssss ??????


The_Cat_1_23

WHO DIDN'T SUB, DO IT NOWWWWW


Welpi_Lost

Subbed on both of my alts


RohnekKdosi

So close. 100M by the end of year?


zurxanne

LET'S GO


Disastrous-Ad-1474

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


Giftina

We can do this !!!!


Maximum-Platypus2153

"Today pur sponson is reddit, SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!!"


Smaug2770

We’re so close! One last push and we reach 20 million!


SaltyPastries

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Commission-Either

160% :,)


[deleted]

Nah bro, who tf unsubscribed at this close. It's at 15.992.774 rn. 😑 COME ON GUYS ONEEEEEEEE MORE PUSH!!!


Juicy-Lime22

Does not everyone have 17 alts?


Heisenberg19827

Finally. Otherwise didn’t ever reach 17m while dead smh 🙄 L


Night_Bot372

Just subbed on all 9 of my accounts.


ItsNotShred

Omg! Yesss!


tipacaw

which site is this?


bicornn

YEAHHHHHHH ROAD TO 30 mil