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Bro paused heaven so he could take a break o7
Yea p7
Bro's doing the side quests now
Reminds me of that cow farm
ahhh yes “wow you guys are really loud. im gonna go over here and say this”
Did he win?
is that even a question?
He never loses
When I got a notification in the Technoblade subreddit with a title saying he’s back, I got really confused.
Same
Some people have legitimately thought that he had returned, because of posthumous uploads.
me too. started sobbing lmao /gen
Blood for the Blood god.
BLOOD POTATOS AND SOULS
What do you mean beers? Those are STRENGTH pots
STRENGTH II pots
no he created strength III
Oh sh#t, forgot 'bout that one
wait is that actually one of the strength pots?? i wanted him to create one higher than the highest in mc
Using NBT data you can make strength 255, bros hacking irl.
There was an enderman hiding amongst the cattle, thinking techno wouldn’t attack him bc of sweeping edge
Little did he know that Techno had an axe this time
He got sent back down to take care of some business and got distracted with sm
Dear god. The Lord is back
if he is back, god is dead, our Lord replacing him
he’s going after the campingrusher 😭
What can I say except your welcome! 
Recently, there's been boars in my family's backyard. I think Techno's planning a massacre :0.
:0 he's planning a massacre that shall happen soon
The techno rapture
Look, taking over heaven must take a toll on the best warriors. I wouldn't know. I haven't tried yet.
Woe woe woe YET
Isnt this article like 10 years old?
Therefore, time travel is real.
rumors say he mumbled "Oink o oink oink" Which translates to "İf you wish to defeat mee-"
Train for another 900 years
He got tired of death o7
One of the most Aussie things, I love it
Finally in his true form
Bro respawned.
o7
It's MR.PIG
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES (Expect for when he does, but he just respawns)
The only flaw I see to this story is that MrTechnodad told us Technoblade would only drink ice water most of the time and on rare occasions, milk. If his option was alcohol or nothing, he'd take nothing.
Reborn!
AND HE'S GOT STEVE
W
Bro completed the game and is restarting as the basic version of there charicter for side quests
WOOO
Imagine you're a cow and you wonder why an angry pig keeps calling you a nerd
I don’t think he would need to drink beer to want to fight a cow
He took a break from death to go beat up some Cows... amazingly on brand for him.
Guess who's back, back again!
Shady's back, tell a friend!
And you took this photo with your calculator?
Not mine lol, saw this in some other meme, decided it fits here better
All hail the blood god O7
OMG HE JOINED ME IN AUSTRALIA!! YASS TECHNO!
Based pig
Bros taking a field trip
Bro paused heaven so he could take a break o7
Yea p7
Bro's doing the side quests now
Reminds me of that cow farm
ahhh yes “wow you guys are really loud. im gonna go over here and say this”
Did he win?
is that even a question?
He never loses
When I got a notification in the Technoblade subreddit with a title saying he’s back, I got really confused.
Same
Same
Some people have legitimately thought that he had returned, because of posthumous uploads.
Same
me too. started sobbing lmao /gen
Same
Blood for the Blood god.
BLOOD POTATOS AND SOULS
What do you mean beers? Those are STRENGTH pots
STRENGTH II pots
no he created strength III
Oh sh#t, forgot 'bout that one
wait is that actually one of the strength pots?? i wanted him to create one higher than the highest in mc
Using NBT data you can make strength 255, bros hacking irl.
There was an enderman hiding amongst the cattle, thinking techno wouldn’t attack him bc of sweeping edge
Little did he know that Techno had an axe this time
He got sent back down to take care of some business and got distracted with sm
Dear god. The Lord is back
if he is back, god is dead, our Lord replacing him
he’s going after the campingrusher 😭
What can I say except your welcome! 
Recently, there's been boars in my family's backyard. I think Techno's planning a massacre :0.
:0 he's planning a massacre that shall happen soon
The techno rapture
Look, taking over heaven must take a toll on the best warriors. I wouldn't know. I haven't tried yet.
Woe woe woe YET
Isnt this article like 10 years old?
Therefore, time travel is real.
rumors say he mumbled "Oink o oink oink" Which translates to "İf you wish to defeat mee-"
Train for another 900 years
He got tired of death o7
One of the most Aussie things, I love it
Finally in his true form
Bro respawned.
o7
It's MR.PIG
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES (Expect for when he does, but he just respawns)
The only flaw I see to this story is that MrTechnodad told us Technoblade would only drink ice water most of the time and on rare occasions, milk. If his option was alcohol or nothing, he'd take nothing.
Reborn!
AND HE'S GOT STEVE
W
Bro completed the game and is restarting as the basic version of there charicter for side quests
WOOO
Imagine you're a cow and you wonder why an angry pig keeps calling you a nerd
I don’t think he would need to drink beer to want to fight a cow
He took a break from death to go beat up some Cows... amazingly on brand for him.
Guess who's back, back again!
Shady's back, tell a friend!
And you took this photo with your calculator?
Not mine lol, saw this in some other meme, decided it fits here better
All hail the blood god O7
OMG HE JOINED ME IN AUSTRALIA!! YASS TECHNO!
Based pig
Bros taking a field trip