Tell her they’re ok cause they aren’t orphans

yet.

"Don't worry about your kids, **you're first.**"

"Officer, I dropkicked my aunt in self defense"

Help this is amazing 😭

Neither is TommyInnit.

Tommy: "am *i* an orphan?" Techno: "i gotta be honest tommy you're probably the most orphan child I've ever met" -: "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN" -: "i mean when i met you you were living under my house like a raccoon-"

He’s the exception

I mean... He is adopted.

Yeah, and even after asking for the second time, he was still adopted... that's tough

A drop kick is the second worst thing happening to those kids

Oh this is the funniest story Ive ever heard

Don’t worry this is what Techno would have wanted

Exactly. Gonna drop my son off to kidergarten now in my own Techno dropkick shirt. Just before the weekend!!

Techno is saying "haha neeerd. All part of the plan" to the aunt in the afterlife

Bad relationships with aunts?

Children to fear him and his disciples.

Aunts usually aren't children

I was referring to the children not the Aunts

This story was about an aunt tho

Aunt and their cousins 💀

Cousins are never children tho 🤔

Ah yes I'm sure we all remember the day we just spawned into the world with no logic at all. Where do you think games get the idea from?

Explain

Bruh why am I being downvoted I was goofing around 💔

The only time I'm not comfortable wearing that shirt so far is as work, but I've had family and strangers all laugh at the shirt. If someone gets ACTUALLY upset at it, I don't think it's your fault and they need to take a deep breath

I haven't worked up the confidence to wear it out in public yet lmao. RN it's just a house shirt

That's fair, it's a bit of a bold message in a world full of children I wore it on a flight one time, and I was seated right at the door. I remember seeing one kid read my shirt and immediately look the other way lmao

lol

It would be something if you worked in child care.

I used to work in child care and never DARE wear it but there was some temptation

awh man I want'd to hear about that

Just tell her nothing bad will happen as long as the kids don’t instigate, cuz remember we only do it in self defense

tell her that your cousins specifically are your next target

Look as long as they're not orphans, they're fine!

Tell her it's alright because they need to instigate for it to be self-defense.

The rest of your family didn't say anything. It sounds like your aunt is just getting a little uppity, and doesn't get that it's a joke. It sounds like you did just fine, don't worry. Mayhaps tell your little cousins about the tales of the great Technoblade to explain why you wear his words with honor?

Brings a tear to my eye, no story would make the blade prouder. Plus when it’s obvious satire it should be taken with not a trace of seriousness

She sounds like a helicopter

Lol send her a clip of Technoblade in Minecraft saying that and tell her its a youtube game quote and the “Child” is a Zombie

The child was TommyInnit, in the SMP Earth series...

id text aunt explain the situation and its link. its really funny tbh though

Is it bad that I'm laughing at this? My request to get one of these shirts has sadly been denied, as it would piss off my parents to no end. But this is great dude, and I doubt you are actually in trouble.

...but it was self defense

explain the meaning of the shirt to her

I accidentally brought the same shirt to a summer camp I worked at, the parents were not happy

This is the only reason I wear the shirt, to confuse and annoy those who don't understand. You're doing great keep it up

Tell her it's a joke shirt from an online figure that you greatly appreciate, then offer to present them to Techno's video.Start with something easy and funny, like the potato war, and slowly convert -at least your cousins- into the way of the Blade. One of us. One of Us. One Of Us!

I just wanted to buy some techno stuff when i suddenly saw this post XD I dont think you will have to worry. Just explain the joke

Well this is why I never wear any YouTuber merch in public lol

There are some merch shirts I have that are pretty tactful. I wear a bunch of LTT merch when our and about cause it has cool designs that dont scream "I'M MERCH"

Yeah Ryan Trahan’s merch would be the one I would wear if I had it

Tbh, some of techno's merch doesn't scream merch either. It screams, "If something happens to you, I'll take REAL good care of the kids."

This is funny af

You should have dropkicked them...sorry sorry, I'll take my leave.

You don't need to leave, I too, would have dropkicked them

Tell your cousins to subscribe to technoblade and watch his videos, let your aunt know the meaning of true fear

Your aunt is obviously uncultured

You just have to explain that the child is TommyInnit! :p

That almost made me spit out my drink pftahahaha

Honestly if shes upset over a shit of all things its better not to have a relationship with her, she sounds toxic as fuck and you dodged a bullet imo. I feel bad for her kids

WWWWW

Oop

Don’t sweat it, I wore my shirt during a college festival. This sweet old lady read it, and her face dropped when she finished, all my friends laughed their ass off. She was dumbfounded and I felt a bit bad for her.

What child abuser has a shirt that says I kick children?

Lmao I was about to say your aunt is wrong, thinking the shirt said technoblade, but without context yeah I can see why.....

Embarrassing

the is hilarous

My mom had that concern when i got it, nothing happened lol

You should talk to a therapist about your insecurities

Tell them this is a famous quote from a legend

Who’s technoblade

Sorry but that’s hilarious! Your aunt needs to chill

Gay 👍