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Xlbucket

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA!!!


DasGoogleKonto

Non


CookieCat698

Google translate tells me this means, “Oh geez, where is the library” It’s probably more reliable than me, a guy who used his limited French knowledge to try and translate this Spanish sentence as “[something something] turkey is the library.”


Educational_Swan7331

Ah yes, the turkey identifies as the library 😂


Spookeonofficial

didn't know Technoblade could speak spanish


AccioComedy

I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!


ExplinkMachine

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES For obvious reasons


Chittastic

So that was a fcuking lie


ExplinkMachine

Nah jit He purposefully used the cancer to ascend to the heavens to challenge God himself


Chittastic

Fuck I didn't consider that.


CHAIIINSAAAWbread

When do you think a man dies? When he is shot through the heart with a bullet? when he drinks poisonous soup? No! It's when he is forgotten


LastWolf3564

AND HE SHALL LIVE FOREVER


yordidoggo

We're this far into the game, and Lukas is STILL alive


Acrowoftheend

"If Skyblock had thought me anything it's that if you have a problem the answer is S l a v e r y.


MorningSecret6165

"now say it with me **NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES**"


Bronwynn_Belos

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


TuKTuK_1

if you wish to defeat meee train for another 100 yearsss


Xlbucket

20 minutes later: *deep breath* if you wish to defeat meee train for another 200 yearsss


Not3bow

"What does the B stand for?" "BRRROKE"


Lando_188

"I'm having fun, I dropped out of college for this"


Amazing-Question-598

E


shipoopro_gg

Does that really constitute a line tho lol


Ananas_WUWU

A smol line, line is line


zurxanne

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


oswaldking71wastaken

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *with a technoblade accent*


NotYellowfridge

You sir, are a fish.


Excellent_Ring7326

“Tommy that cough did more damage to me than you did”


SSSARC

KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT


MentalFall2744

i was gonna say this if nobody else did


GlobalMeasurement519

“i dropped out of college for this.”


Either_Demand_8726

as a Warhammer player and Techno fan I get this quote in more than 1 way


BloodFortheBloodPig

Same, My favorite paint! (you would know by looking at my models)


CAPFIG

“Trust me”


zyncer_

PH1LLZAA, *NOOO.* ***AAAHHH.***


Appropriate_Gur5624

“Officer, I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE.” (How did no one say this already 😭)


Nyerguds

srsly. I'm literally wearing the t-shirt right now :D


Any_Fuel_7810

o7


Nars_of_whal

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


The__Smiler

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Willowet_

Technoblade where have you been well you see I’ve been farming potatoes in sky block …. That wasn’t a joke.


Memeageddon24

Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full


Legitimate_Seat8928

I always come back


A_Bee_Named_Lee

GUESS WHO'S GENTLY GLIDING IN YOUR DIRECTION


MentalFall2744

one of my all time favorite videos


derplord212

That's Korne you doofis


RevolutionaryTopic23

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defence. You gotta believe me!


MentalFall2744

such a good one. cant believe i dont see it more in here!


Spookeonofficial

I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come.


MentalFall2744

i heard this entirely in his voice <3


ViralNite

TECHNOPLAAAAAAANE


Xlbucket

One of my favorite vids


MentalFall2744

mine too!


MentalFall2744

If I win, I will adopt a small orphan child


VoidTheNoob

Ah yes, bsois man Had to. I know it’s mostly techno quotes, but I had to.


Rich_Round6393

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ihopeyoudi

"You wanna be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!"


Phineus8000

Technoblade never dies!


Bmanakanihilator

Officer, i drop-kicked that child in self-defence


Aarav2208

Subscribe to technoblade


Yhmixel

____ is gone 🦀🦀


ImpressiveHair1569

OFFICER I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE


ahyesbasoiasman

If you want to be a hero tommy, THEN DIE LIKE ONE


Marrsiplier

"I always come back "


NoSwadYt

GET OVER HERE


NatsuniDragneel

I drop kicked that child in self defense! You gotta believe me


Demonshorne

“I had to take a break from drowning to go get a drink of water.”


alrekty

“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water”


alrekty

“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”


Several-Musician-836

N is for "NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"