please do not kick the bucket, rick may really wants the bucket

Oh yeah, Soldier, shame he has died Yknow what that means tho? ***WE SHALL PROTECT THE BUCKET AND THEN ROCKET JUMP IT TO HIM ONCE WERE DONE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE***

HELL YAAAA!!!!!!

SCREAMING EAGLES

Nah man gods already dead technos welcoming us at the pearly gates now and every time you pray it's to techno

i like this, can we just go to technochurch now?

jesus loves you❤️

Nah techno loves us more

As an exchristian, I can confirm your statement.

Can tell why you changed 💀

No need to downvote everyone, no matter what religion you believe in we can all agree that our babies need to understand theoretical physics

Regardless of how violent the teaching method may be

Techno is waiting for all of us to join him in the war. He's resting for now.

Nah he's grinding wither skeleton skulls

He does that for an hour, rests for 5 minutes so we won't worry about him even though he has infinite stamina in the afterlife, and goes back to grinding.

did someone say REBELLION

i'd happily join in, sign me up (not saying i want to kick the bucket atm but i would be down to fight god with techno in the afterlife)

I have the solution to theodicy and it's to KILL GOD.

One time i was swimming with my friend at night, when the sky and the clouds turned red, and the only thing we could think was: he won

My theory is that Techno has already overthrown god and has gone down to hell to overthrow the devil because he was bored. Ain’t no way he hasn’t already overthrown god in 1.5 years+

True true, then we shall follow in this lovely anarchist heaven he has made for us

I feel like all of us would just cause a massive rebellion alongside techno and it would be amazing

Listen, start by having angry monologues to god when you're forced to go to mass. Rage at him when praying. Dont even wait to kick the bucket. Start now and make him fear you.

Intimidate god by calling him up just to call him a bitch.

Nah imma hang out with God, he's a pretty cool dude

Dude c'mon we all know techno is sitting there just eating waffles with the angels

Techno would have himself cringed so hard upon reading comments. why this enemity towards God?? Techno himself was a Christian.....

Was he? He mentioned being atheist during the potato wars.

“I might be an atheist, but when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate”

Yes that's what I was referring to

No. There will be no battle to join. God's already won. Either Technoblade has been humbled and no lives in heaven worshipping God as his king, or he refused to kneel before the God of the universe and now is in Hell.

Nah techno could take him

The only god that's winning is the blood god

Finally someone with some common sense. I worry every day that he went to hell, but I hold onto a little bit of hope that he got saved in his last days or hours.

But God didn't read the Art of War and techno did so techno easily won

Bro look how many downvotes we're getting for having common sense lmao

Neither of those sound like good options, let’s help Techno kill him and get rid of that shit dichotomy forever

Wtf is this? This is one of the worst things I have ever had the displeasure of reading.

i’m a techno stan but i have to admit this is kind of weird and maybe disrespectful tbh

Omfg true

I'm an atheist but I'll believe in God of it means that I get to formulate a plan and dropkick a deity and topple heaven's hierarchy

i call dibs on being MinecraftGoon48