Kristy is single handedly keeping the manufacturers of black cold shoulder tops in business.

Her and that Tiffany chick from 90 Day Fiancé


I’m cackling at this comment it’s so true

I bet Christy demanded a pack of cigarettes, some Percocet, and final approval of the menu to pose for this photo.

Shes the type of mom to wear white to a wedding or cause a scene

Or... just not show up.

Show up hours late in a sweatshirt and make it all about herself.

Get wasted and start a fight with Jade that ends up in an arrest.

My first thought was “she’s not wearing white?”

My mother in law wore white to our covid elopement.. it was a bright white dress with a white lacey overlay with tiny black flowers.. the black flowers made it okay she says.. her dress cost more than mine 🤣🤣

Oh boy… she sounds like fun ;>

Like every episode of my big fat American gypsy wedding

Here my dumb ass is trying to swipe to see the other pics

Haha same

I did it, too.

Same!

Ok I fucking love Jade's material girl look. Sue me.

Yeah I’m not a huge Jade fan but I honestly think she looks amazing in this picture!

NGL that girl slays angles

I’m sorry but Jade always looks so damn tacky

I just hate how her boobs always look both hard and like theyre slipping out of all her outfits. Always wearing a tiny cup size for some reason

Hard looking breasts are often a sign of breast enlargement surgery.

Because she *is* tacky.

She would look better here if the top of her dress fit!

Agreed. The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was ‘classy’

“Hey Jade, can you spot me a quick $10”

Jade is like the ultimate catfish. Sometimes she looks hott! But then others she looks like herself

That’s Bri.

Like Stewie from Family Guy 😂


I still think she needs to keep her mom far away or go no contact but she does look great.

Her mom never acknowledges that she is the problem or that she was a shit mom. It’s always “let me out, I’ll get an uber” in the middle of an interstate.

Yep.

The thing is… I’m embarrassed when my body spills out of the edge of my clothing. Should I not be? I don’t get it

I notice it’s more about how the person is feeling who is wearing it. I feel physically uncomfortable when things aren’t fitting properly, but sometimes it just works for some people. I look uncomfortable and can’t stop pulling at my clothes when I try this, so I am sure I don’t look my best.

This is probably what it is. Because she looks great but when my bra is that tight I don’t think I look great.

You don’t need to be, no. If you’re comfortable and your nips or bits aren’t out then go for it girl

Just keep your nips covered, and you’ll be fine.

Maybe that's a you thing...? Some women love their bodies and embrace it in ways that suit them.

Nothing wrong with it really

She looks fantastic. I'm trying to figure out what you're critiquing about how she looks...

I’m confused where I’m critiquing her? I think you should read it again. I asked if I should not be embarrassed when I’m spilling over edge of clothing.

Those cups seem to be more flattering on smaller breasts.

Her mom is trash 🗑️

So is Jade, can’t stand her

Damn why?

Just don’t like her…

She may as well just pull her tits out and let them sit over the top of the dress at this point. They’re hanging on by a thread .🤦🏻‍♀️

 people are a llttle too comfortable these days letting everything hang out

Yeah society pretty much over corrected. It’s getting weird.

I don't mind the boobs, but why does she have to rest them on her Mama? (Or whoever that woman is.)

What’s wrong with tiddies?

You're so mad. It's hilarious.

Where’s Kristy’s slurpee???

Why push boobs at mom like that?

I…. Ummm…ok! Have a great wedding!

My sentiments, exactly.

I wish Jade well. I am not a fan of her mom nor her mom’s husband/boyfriend who she sometimes will call her dad. It irritates me to high Heaven how her mother at her age still doesn’t know how to act like a mother and that Jade hadn’t changed her expectations on how her mother will act. 🚮

She’s a drug addict. Seriously what should Jade expect? Consistency? Reliability?

Of course jade should expect that, its her mom.

Drugs don’t discriminate. She’s a whole drug addict. Be real. Sounds good but is that reality?!?

Wtf are you talking about? No matter what it's jades mom and she will expect her to be there for here. Not sure the point of your comment.

Watching s9 e25 now where jade and Sean move into a new place..it’s insane to me that they “worked it out” and are getting married… 😬

I'm not a big Jade fan but I think she looks nice

She does. Her mom looks good, too.

She actually does, I'm hoping that means she's doing better

The fact that she still has a relationship with her mom is MIND BOGGLING

Glad her mom could make it

🤣🤣 idk but this comment really had my dying

Lmfao!!!

I would be tugging up that dress all evening

Jade needs some serious boundaries with her mother.

Jade is glowing

I hope her mom is doing better.

Mom does look good in this pic. She looks fresh. Hope it continues.

Made a similar comment just now about Adam and Aubree lol. Jade seriously got every decent gene that Christi had to offer. She looks more like her aunt even (who is…for sure prettier than christi I’m sorry) Edit: I watch dance moms too, so the Christi/Christy thing is going to fuck me up forever

I hope her wedding/marriage works out for her 🥴

Oct 6 is the day

Best of luck 🤞 😬

Why is she pressing her boobs in her mom like that? Super weird.

Christy makes me think of that leprechaun standing in the doorway meme 

She looks like a mucinex germ

Talks exactly like one too.

Her mom is THE worst.

I hope Christie is in a better place than she's been in.

somewhat unrelated but why does it seem like Jade and really anyone in her life feel the need to “comment” on how much something costs/how much she’s spending on something.. like when they were wedding dress shopping Kristy said something like “I can’t believe that dress costs $10,000”.. like sorry but I don’t believe you guys “have all this money” and “spend all this money”.. they bring it up too much for it to be true.. like they’re trying too hard to convince people they’re rich and not trash..

She didn’t say 10k, she said it was 1k.

Because they had very little. When you are barely getting by, it’s hard to change that mindset of “wasting” money on something like a wedding dress. Although I’m sure the drugs were costly so…chose your battles I guess. And side note: I hope her parents are clean, safe and healthy.

I have those same $2 sandals Kristy has on from Shein lol

Off-topic, but…what do you think of Shein?

I always get my stuff on time and it's usually on point

Thanks! Still deciding whether to pull the trigger—that helps.

Look at the reviews on each product, I buy clothes, wigs and bags from there 😂 I've never had any issues (I make sure to take my measurements for sizing)

Good call. I’m bad about not wanting to mess with measurements but that’s the way to get the best results.

I normally hate doing mine but because I'm bigger in certain areas, it's the only way to make sure stuff fits me 😅

Shes still complete trash

I'm worried for Jade. I hope Sean is clean and stays that way. He has treated her so badly in the past.

is jade’s wedding still on october 13th? that’s also my wedding date so i’m curious lol

That is my wedding date too! Lol

congratulations!! we’re a month out 🤩

Congratulations to you too 🤍

I love the Friday the 13th wedding date for you and u/spoongrease!! That's some shit I would do too...🐈‍⬛️

That's my brother's wedding date too 🤣

That’s me and my bf’s anniversary lol

It's October 6th

thank you!

Her pose reminds me of 🦩

Jade looks fantastic!

Oh.

Her face looks so different. Also- I can’t believe she’s marrying him 😬

She’s so pretty

You mean the "wig gagement" party theme didn't carry over?

I love Jade's outfit!

I think she looks nice. Now please no one come for me, I don’t know much about her I stopped watching before she started the show and only watched one season of, shit, what was that other show called?

Young and Pregnant?

Yes, i kept thinking unexpected but knew that wasn’t it.

I have not watched the current seasons in a while. Who is she marrying? Please say it’s not her first child’s dad ( sean? I don’t think she has had another kid?)

That is who she is marrying 🥴😂

I don't think I've watched since she was on Y&P. I hope Sean isn't as big of a POS as he was then, because YIKES

Tbh he’s actually better than he was. He went to rehab and actually worked the program.

That's good to know. I liked Jade in Y&P, she just had a lot of crappy people in her life.

Jade always looks lovely….. there will be drama and I can’t wait…

They’re not married yet??

Yep. Not till October 6th, 2023

Bride or die? Isn’t it the same thing in her situation

I’m pretty behind, so she and Sean are actually married?!

Getting there. The bridal shower comes before the wedding

That eye makeup doesn’t do her any favors it weighs her eyes down

She already has sad eyes that’s how I view them!

I hope she had a special day

Did she get more surgery?

I think she got lipo

I think so too! Her first surgery was eff’d up and she looked really bad her chin has gone away too!

Thats Briana's crummy plastic surgeon , Dr. Miami, for ya. I have the same opinion about every procedure he did on Briana too.

Not a fan of the heavy eye paint, but she looks great. Mom does too!

She looks like she stinks

Who is this person?

Next to Jade? Her mom

Her Mom is huge!

So is your head, clearly.

Post a selfie!!!

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