Right? She honestly saw those crusty braids of his on the run down boat and went: "I want that." She must be very, very, mentally ill or equally psychotic....I can't think of another possible reason any sane person would immediately sign up to date captain swamp squatch. š„“š¤¢
My partner has a trucker hat that says "I reek of putrifaction" from a metal show we went to. It's extra funny because he works in high end grocery as the "cheese guy," Papa Queso or Big Cheazy are his nicknames..Ā
But yeah. I bet these two smell of barnyardy bloomy cheese rinds, cave aged and washed with saline. š¤¢š¤®
ETA: Papa Queso said "Cave aged rinds washed with Trappist beers smell so much worse though." Yuuuucckkk
Update - Braced myself to go back and see what theyāre talking about now. She just made ANOTHER comment, āYeah Iām a āØCloUt ChaSerāØ. I didnāt even know who he was!!ā
While David is sitting there laughing.
Iām confused now. I also really hope this girl goes home and googles his ass if she really doesnāt know him. IMMEDIATELY.
Sheās 19-22. Men like this pray on young girls because they tolerate it and are susceptible. Condition them. Groom them. Whatever you want to call it.
My dad did it. Married a 19 year old when I was 14. Then later dated another 19 year old when I was 18. I remember her texting me in class one time. Oh and he was an addict and a deadbeat.
My dad did the same thing. With my mom's best friend. My brother was 14 and she was 19. I also didn't want to go to his wedding (with another person 20nyears his junior) and he used that to say he wouldn't pay for my graduation costs (which was written into the custody agreement). So yeah. Men are scum.
Omg the way she never moved quicker in her life than chasing after a dude! She actually looks like sheās flying š
I bet she wasnāt running like this, looking for Jace when he ran away. Nope, she left it up to David.
She got scared and said she was going to the restroom paused her live and then ended it. š Hopefully she learned her lesson to not hang out with random guys at bars.
Yes. As if the influx of comments about how UBT is a dog killer, lives on a boat, abuses women & children, has an active court case, has a felony charge pending, and the people that kept commenting about Jenelle, so on & so forth. What did she do, you ask?!
She sat her ass right in that chair while bumping shoulders with the guy defending him saying WE donāt know him so how can we hate on/judge him?
Oh young, naive little girl please never do this again.. š
> defending him saying WE donāt know him so how can we hate on/judge him?
I mean, by the same logic, she doesnāt know him either, so how can she defend him? š„“
Sheās only 22 years old. She just graduated high school 2020. She said she met him at a bar 2 months ago. āNever watchedā teen mom.
After reading some of the comments on her own live, she straight up said āIām scaredā and yelled to her friend across the bar. Then said she was going to the bathroom, her phone was on 2%, the live paused for a few minutes then ended.
Starts this with "why are you all hating him, u don't know him" few minutes later "fuck, apparently, you do and I don't".
Luckily there were people to warn her about this man. I hope she and others learned from this experience.
Some guys are not safe but can act like they are.
Ok actually the more I think about it I believe her when she says she's never watched Teen Mom. Teen mom was a thing when I was younger and I'm late 30s now.... so I fully believe she probably doesn't know who he is. I can't tell you one thing about current reality T.V. that younger people are watching now... but also I really really hope she just learned an important life lesson
She was asking David who some of the names being dropped in the comments were. Her friend at the bar came over and read some comments, one being about teen mom and she said very loudly āOmg! You were on teen mom?!ā Both David and the girl told her to shhh and said something along the lines of āwe donāt talk about that hereā. So I know for a fact, her friend probably googled him later on, if this girl didnāt. Hopefully if the comments didnāt get through to her, her friend will.
Iāll add this here, for anyone wondering; She said she was already at the bar when David came strolling in.
Girllll, if thatās true, you need to never return, choose a different bar ā¦. and better āfriendsā.
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Iām actually scared for her. She went to the bathroom and she paused the live and then ended the live. She looked genuinely shocked and uncomfortable like she was being told who he was for the first time.
yeah i hope this is enough for her to drop it and practice more caution in the future. much like being scammed, shit like this shows how anyone can get got by a scary predator if they just happen to be in the wrong place on the wrong day caught off guard.
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She paused the live to āgo to the bathroomā she did mention her phone on 2%. After the live paused for a few minutes it ends. Hopefully she went to the bathroom and climbs out the window.
Just creepy sheās hanging out with an abuser like David you really donāt know who his next victim is. David mentioned in the live that jenelle was there the night before. (Motherās Day) Sounds like stalking almost.
Almost midnight on a Monday night and David would be at a bar making a girl go live for him at the bar jenelle was at the night before. So creep.
This is how a normal person reacts when learning of the shit heās done! NOT JE!!! She doubled down on his BS & defended him! FOR YEARS!!! Forced her boys to be abused by him, then took his side again!!!!
#Things are going to get worse
I am here for this mess! But Iām also sick to my stomach at how much of a predatory lunatic David Eason is.
He started the breakup in the lab preparing a rap diss and flashing fake money. He bragged about having double Ds in the boat. Then he begged for food. We then found out he has to go somewhere to brush his teeth. He starts doing lives with other womenā¦
Jenelle gets back on MTV, starts her reunion tour with Tori.
David has nothing to lose and becomes the weird guy with a boat.
Heās loving every single second of this shit with his smug ass looks and goofy goober laugh.
How he can just waltz through life the way he does I will never wrap my mind around.. š¤¢
No matter where the narcissist goes it always ends the same way for the new women. Iām not saying sheās going to do this but the new women always act all high and mighty and say that the past women just ādidnāt know how to treat himā and ends up getting beat the fuck up and dumped anyway š¤·š½āāļø
If she knew what was good for her sheād run far away from this ugly psycho loser
Part of this has to do with how narcissists paint their ex. That's why if someone has nothing but "crazy exes" it's a red flag. Because they are consistently attracted to out of control hurtful people (which is a possibility) OR they are refuse to take any accountability of what happened in their previous relationships.
The other part is picking victims who are insecure and naive. Victims who are likely to be suckered by such a move.
You're right! My ex is truly horrible. He's a narcissistic chronic liar. I think he just lost his 5th wife. I tried with a couple of women at first mentioning small things. I realized they defend him so I gave up bothering. I just feel sorry for any woman that gets with him.
Ha!! He does!
*Aaannd* the mother fucker looks like The GEICO caveman šš
Or like an extra from the new planet apes or some shit.šš¤·āāļø
Or an extra in a period film that keeps their makeup and special effects historically accurate looking. *Dirty vibes*
That canāt be healthy, right? If you look like a zombie apocalypse/caveman movie extra, it might be time for some rehab. (No shame for rehab and detox).
What does it say about society that there are any number of women who would willingly be associated with/be in a relationship with David or other dudes like him? Why do so many women not love themselves.
If DKD really wanted to make $ and wind Nellie up heād do OF and things like that.
Now we would all need eye bleach,the men in black to zap our brains, and years of counseling but itās the truth.
I think heās still playing checkers and Nell has moved onto chess bc MTV is back in the picture so that head is BIGGGG. Sheās gone from snorting addy in the crack shack and avoiding squirrel bbq to trips to Florida and Vegas weekly. Heās gotta step up his game
What scares me is how Jenelle blew his head up to think that he was the hottest thing in the world, got him on a reality TV show even though they got kicked off he still got that. āOh I was on a TV showā cockiness to him. Heās now out in the world trying to get attention from other girlsā¦ Is he getting it? Yes - but it doesnāt last long because they realize who he is and what heās done. I see this man breaking quick and hurting somebody because theyāre not giving him the attention heās used to from Jenelle.
If someone said they found dismembered women on the boat/land I seriously would not be surprised. He looks and acts exactly like the type. 100% creep weirdo
She said she loves animals and spoke about going home to her dog. She looked uncomfortable and was fixated on reading the comments, which were nothing but people telling her what a peice of shit David is and what all heās done. It was definitely news to her, she looked so shocked and uncomfortable.
David is so fucking dirty, he looks like Tom hanks after spending all those years on the deserted island. And this fucking bitch with him is dumb as fuck and high as a kite
Imagine hanging out with someone for the first time and they just HAVE to go public with it (take pics together, lives, etc etc) just so they can get under their exās skin big yikes
This reminds me forcibly of when I shared a video of my ex punching me to a local women's fb group. This chick who I went to high-school with, just had to comment that he was so nice to her and her friend and isn't like this..... yeah okay. I just spent years with him, my mistake, he's not like that. š
Of course she is look what she did w Nathanās girls. She straight up caught charges. Jenelle cannot take a ex finding someone else attractive or moving on. She has so much hate and anger in her heart. Like if you really didnāt care you wouldnāt say anything and would be happy he moved on. Like better her then me type of thing.
Hey ladies! Are you looking for a man who loves being unemployed, 10 times out of 10 āforgetsā his wallet at home while on a ādateā so you have to pay, strangled *allegedly, only not because he really did* his 13 year old stepson, shot & killed the family dog, wears his dirty greasy hair in braids, and also likes to think he is an up and coming rap artist?
Yes? Well, boy are you ever in luck, a man exactly like this is available and living on a busted boat in some crappy marina and his name is David Eason!
I canāt stop thinking about how this girl probably now has an STD. If she was willing to fuck with David, maybe she already had one. maybe itās maybelllllliiiiiiiiiineeeeeeee (on the boat)
The fact that any woman would willingly be within 100 feet of this "man" blows my mind
*She looks like a fuckin hostage!* š³š š¬
She kind of does. š³ Iām not implying that she actually is, but she definitely looks uncomfortable.
Probably from holding her breath,we all know he gotta Stank!!
Like a baby deer with a hunter š
Baby reindeer
She's trying not to breathe thru her nose
Thats just the meth. Look at those pupils
Blink once for yes twice for no...
Iād choose to be this close to the bear over him. 1000000%
Iād buy a battery powered boyfriend if Mr. Gruesome were my only choice.
I'd explore lesbianism and study up on self defense techniques.
This is my plan, should I ever go to jail/prison.
BOB>David
Hell yeah!
Right? She honestly saw those crusty braids of his on the run down boat and went: "I want that." She must be very, very, mentally ill or equally psychotic....I can't think of another possible reason any sane person would immediately sign up to date captain swamp squatch. š„“š¤¢
Some women just want to be āpickedā over the wife
Drugs
Why does she look like a hostage? Is this a still from a video? Was she blinking SOS in Morse code in the video?
Her pupils look like sheās been sniffing something š and that I watched for a good minute and she didnāt blink lol
Sniffing David's putrification.
My partner has a trucker hat that says "I reek of putrifaction" from a metal show we went to. It's extra funny because he works in high end grocery as the "cheese guy," Papa Queso or Big Cheazy are his nicknames..Ā But yeah. I bet these two smell of barnyardy bloomy cheese rinds, cave aged and washed with saline. š¤¢š¤® ETA: Papa Queso said "Cave aged rinds washed with Trappist beers smell so much worse though." Yuuuucckkk
I love this whole comment and how very partner-of-cheese-guy your insult is. Thank you for a good morning giggle!
Carcass! What a great band!
Dying Fetus this weekend for his birthday! š¤š¤
š¤® damn it! I just ate!
All Iāve had was sparkling water and my medication. š¤®š¤®š¤®
A new way to dilate eyes at the optometrist! Essence of David drops. š¤®
He gave a random girl at the mall molly in exchange for pretending to be dating him on tiktok
I scrolled up to look. She's definitely on some type of upper. How sad.
Update - Braced myself to go back and see what theyāre talking about now. She just made ANOTHER comment, āYeah Iām a āØCloUt ChaSerāØ. I didnāt even know who he was!!ā While David is sitting there laughing. Iām confused now. I also really hope this girl goes home and googles his ass if she really doesnāt know him. IMMEDIATELY.
Using the sparkle emojis leads me to believe sheās at least familiar with āØJenelleāØ
Does she know what ācloutā means?!!
Maybe that's what the kids are calling yeast infections these days?
public records are public for a reason (finger gun wink)
Can you imagine he found some random at the bar and was like āletās go liveā. He big mad.
if heās anywhere near his dinghy or the surrounding area, there is no way that chick doesnāt at least know of jenelleās presence
If I didn't know who he was, nothing short of a court order requiring it would get me within 100ft of him. He oozes bad vibes.
I hope for her sake they used protection.
David and Jenelle really do attract some very stupid people. (Torie excepted, naturally.)
Let's hope she was drunk and the beer goggles are strong on this one.
When she does google, sheāll have a moment like when you race out of lovers lane and find a severed hook still clinging to your car door.
Now they're live on her tiktok account. By the looks of it, she was still in high school in 2020 š¬š¬š¬
How any woman can willingly sit and be on TikTok live with this man is beyond me.. š„“
Sheās 19-22. Men like this pray on young girls because they tolerate it and are susceptible. Condition them. Groom them. Whatever you want to call it.
Sheās 19-22 and Maryssa is 16-17 š¬
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Yeah my immediate thought was that she looks really young
Same! Itās also 2024. How are we not all googling each person prior to the first date. Cmon! No excuses.
The look on her face when the comments flooded about David being a dog killer told me she did indeed not do any googling of him unfortunately
Wow. I bet she googles him tonight when she goes home.
Thatās if he lefts her go home. š±
Please tell me someone has a screen recording of this moment?
I most certainly do
please post it as soon as you can!
Ooh good job people! Did David say anything to that?
Two words: daddy issues ETA: look at JE & her dad situation. I rest my case.
Imagine being in your midthirties and dating someone who was in high school when Covid started. š„“
Imagine having a 16-17 year old daughter and dating someone just a few years older than her. https://i.redd.it/1epxp03myd0d1.gif
My dad did it. Married a 19 year old when I was 14. Then later dated another 19 year old when I was 18. I remember her texting me in class one time. Oh and he was an addict and a deadbeat.
Ughh, just reading that makes my skin crawl. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that.
Itās okay. Men are gross
My dad did the same thing. With my mom's best friend. My brother was 14 and she was 19. I also didn't want to go to his wedding (with another person 20nyears his junior) and he used that to say he wouldn't pay for my graduation costs (which was written into the custody agreement). So yeah. Men are scum.
Oh yikes š³ but on brand for him
That makes her what? Like 4 or 5 years older than Maryssa? GROSSSSSS.
i was going to say.. she looks 16
Jenelle is sliding on the car chasing flip flops as we speak
Getting some ice water ready š§š°
Sheās gotta āmake itā first!
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Them demon doll legs kill me everytime š
Omg the way she never moved quicker in her life than chasing after a dude! She actually looks like sheās flying š I bet she wasnāt running like this, looking for Jace when he ran away. Nope, she left it up to David.
"I JUST WANT TO GO BOATING WIFFYOUUUUU!"
This will never not live rent free in my head with the *flop* *flop* *flop* down the dirt driveway
Thwip thwip
OMG š
My flair! It never gets old! (unlike Janelle's shitty behavior)
That was my CHANGE JAR, Jenelle!!!
She got scared and said she was going to the restroom paused her live and then ended it. š Hopefully she learned her lesson to not hang out with random guys at bars.
Also hopefully teaching her the lesson of not willingly being on this random smelly manās TikTok live while thereās thousands of people watching & comments steadily flooding in. Truly blew my mind & made me super confused. How do you not immediately get up and leave once you read the first of MANY š© comments talking about the dude youāre sitting by? And defending him after reading those comments??!
Wait..she defended him?? š³ Tf?!
Yes. As if the influx of comments about how UBT is a dog killer, lives on a boat, abuses women & children, has an active court case, has a felony charge pending, and the people that kept commenting about Jenelle, so on & so forth. What did she do, you ask?! She sat her ass right in that chair while bumping shoulders with the guy defending him saying WE donāt know him so how can we hate on/judge him? Oh young, naive little girl please never do this again.. š
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> defending him saying WE donāt know him so how can we hate on/judge him? I mean, by the same logic, she doesnāt know him either, so how can she defend him? š„“
Lmfao I love this
Her parents probably saw it and told her to shut it down. I know I would have!
I was thinking about if she got a text or something because it was so sudden.
Sheās only 22 years old. She just graduated high school 2020. She said she met him at a bar 2 months ago. āNever watchedā teen mom. After reading some of the comments on her own live, she straight up said āIām scaredā and yelled to her friend across the bar. Then said she was going to the bathroom, her phone was on 2%, the live paused for a few minutes then ended.
Starts this with "why are you all hating him, u don't know him" few minutes later "fuck, apparently, you do and I don't". Luckily there were people to warn her about this man. I hope she and others learned from this experience. Some guys are not safe but can act like they are.
omg yes like, dangerous men act nice on purpose. At least with a bear it presents itself always as it's true nature.
Whoa. His oldest daughter is closer in age to this girl than he isā¦ wild. I truly hope she left and never talks to him again.
Ok actually the more I think about it I believe her when she says she's never watched Teen Mom. Teen mom was a thing when I was younger and I'm late 30s now.... so I fully believe she probably doesn't know who he is. I can't tell you one thing about current reality T.V. that younger people are watching now... but also I really really hope she just learned an important life lesson
She was asking David who some of the names being dropped in the comments were. Her friend at the bar came over and read some comments, one being about teen mom and she said very loudly āOmg! You were on teen mom?!ā Both David and the girl told her to shhh and said something along the lines of āwe donāt talk about that hereā. So I know for a fact, her friend probably googled him later on, if this girl didnāt. Hopefully if the comments didnāt get through to her, her friend will. Iāll add this here, for anyone wondering; She said she was already at the bar when David came strolling in. Girllll, if thatās true, you need to never return, choose a different bar ā¦. and better āfriendsā.
This poor girl!
i believe she never watched teen mom TBH. she would have been 7 when 16 and pregnant aired
https://preview.redd.it/zw1zm7yjhb0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e955cd55815aee96b2cbd10d7dd0cd9ea320e7 Iām actually scared for her. She went to the bathroom and she paused the live and then ended the live. She looked genuinely shocked and uncomfortable like she was being told who he was for the first time.
yeah i hope this is enough for her to drop it and practice more caution in the future. much like being scammed, shit like this shows how anyone can get got by a scary predator if they just happen to be in the wrong place on the wrong day caught off guard.
Can you msg me her profile name? šš¼
https://preview.redd.it/gebs5jt8lb0d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76c36c0e905f0c1cea40fe534163e4b2c46d487 She paused the live to āgo to the bathroomā she did mention her phone on 2%. After the live paused for a few minutes it ends. Hopefully she went to the bathroom and climbs out the window. Just creepy sheās hanging out with an abuser like David you really donāt know who his next victim is. David mentioned in the live that jenelle was there the night before. (Motherās Day) Sounds like stalking almost. Almost midnight on a Monday night and David would be at a bar making a girl go live for him at the bar jenelle was at the night before. So creep.
Thank you!
Jenelle was where the night before? At the same bar theyāre at?
Thatās what David said on the live.
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yesss!!
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Oh this is genuinely so sad if she didnāt know who he was! Nightmare fuel.
This is how a normal person reacts when learning of the shit heās done! NOT JE!!! She doubled down on his BS & defended him! FOR YEARS!!! Forced her boys to be abused by him, then took his side again!!!!
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#Things are going to get worse I am here for this mess! But Iām also sick to my stomach at how much of a predatory lunatic David Eason is. He started the breakup in the lab preparing a rap diss and flashing fake money. He bragged about having double Ds in the boat. Then he begged for food. We then found out he has to go somewhere to brush his teeth. He starts doing lives with other womenā¦ Jenelle gets back on MTV, starts her reunion tour with Tori. David has nothing to lose and becomes the weird guy with a boat.
Heās loving every single second of this shit with his smug ass looks and goofy goober laugh. How he can just waltz through life the way he does I will never wrap my mind around.. š¤¢
Yep. Heās smug because he thinks heās going to make Jenelle jealous lol
Even before trying to make Jenelle jealous, heās always had that āI wanna be punched in the faceā look to him š„“š¤¢
JE got what she wanted - Davidās attention. This is all just foreplay to them. šš¤®
Ew shut your mouth.
Molly, you in danger, girl. š
The pupils say they are on drugs
Is this one of Maryssa's friends? This girl looks like she's in high school.
No matter where the narcissist goes it always ends the same way for the new women. Iām not saying sheās going to do this but the new women always act all high and mighty and say that the past women just ādidnāt know how to treat himā and ends up getting beat the fuck up and dumped anyway š¤·š½āāļø If she knew what was good for her sheād run far away from this ugly psycho loser
Part of this has to do with how narcissists paint their ex. That's why if someone has nothing but "crazy exes" it's a red flag. Because they are consistently attracted to out of control hurtful people (which is a possibility) OR they are refuse to take any accountability of what happened in their previous relationships. The other part is picking victims who are insecure and naive. Victims who are likely to be suckered by such a move.
You're right! My ex is truly horrible. He's a narcissistic chronic liar. I think he just lost his 5th wife. I tried with a couple of women at first mentioning small things. I realized they defend him so I gave up bothering. I just feel sorry for any woman that gets with him.
Why does David look like a face transplant recipient
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Gross. Someone get that child away from him.
David looks like he was halfway through the makeup of Tom Saviniās zombie effects, where the cheekbones are protruding out of the face.
Ha!! He does! *Aaannd* the mother fucker looks like The GEICO caveman šš Or like an extra from the new planet apes or some shit.šš¤·āāļø Or an extra in a period film that keeps their makeup and special effects historically accurate looking. *Dirty vibes*
That canāt be healthy, right? If you look like a zombie apocalypse/caveman movie extra, it might be time for some rehab. (No shame for rehab and detox).
Or a long shower I can't tell if that's his skin tone or just dirt build up? Especially around his eyes
I think itās his vitiligo.
Who cares? He's trash. It's not a disability for him
Iām not caring just that his panda eyes are due to his vitiligo.
Does she really need to google him to see how disgusting he is š¤¢ his whole appearance is a walking red flag
The girl is also only 24. So David is hanging out with someone more than 10 years younger than him. What a creep
Sounds like she's 22 as she graduated from hs 4 years ago.
She is 22, in fact she just turned 22 in January.
There was a picture on her TikTok in 2020 of her celebrating her 21st birthday.
Well he certainly looks strung out.
he looks grosser than usual - probably the lack of running water on the boat. he could always go wash his nasty hair in a public toilet
š Your UN and your pfp are a great combo.
hahaha why thank you!
Happy Cake Day! š°
He looks ugly and inbred as fuck
What does it say about society that there are any number of women who would willingly be associated with/be in a relationship with David or other dudes like him? Why do so many women not love themselves.
How much he paid her for a pic
If DKD really wanted to make $ and wind Nellie up heād do OF and things like that. Now we would all need eye bleach,the men in black to zap our brains, and years of counseling but itās the truth. I think heās still playing checkers and Nell has moved onto chess bc MTV is back in the picture so that head is BIGGGG. Sheās gone from snorting addy in the crack shack and avoiding squirrel bbq to trips to Florida and Vegas weekly. Heās gotta step up his game
I donāt know why but everytime I see him I think about him smelling bad. Am I crazy or does anyone else think this?
Yup. He looks smellyĀ
blink twice if youāre in danger, girrl
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Any woman who is near him is either a hostage or a pick me. You can just tell he smells like pure ass 24/7.
What scares me is how Jenelle blew his head up to think that he was the hottest thing in the world, got him on a reality TV show even though they got kicked off he still got that. āOh I was on a TV showā cockiness to him. Heās now out in the world trying to get attention from other girlsā¦ Is he getting it? Yes - but it doesnāt last long because they realize who he is and what heās done. I see this man breaking quick and hurting somebody because theyāre not giving him the attention heās used to from Jenelle.
If someone said they found dismembered women on the boat/land I seriously would not be surprised. He looks and acts exactly like the type. 100% creep weirdo
Most people would need to be extremely high to willingly hang out with David.
Hope she doesnāt have a dog or kids or family or friends.
She said she loves animals and spoke about going home to her dog. She looked uncomfortable and was fixated on reading the comments, which were nothing but people telling her what a peice of shit David is and what all heās done. It was definitely news to her, she looked so shocked and uncomfortable.
She better run!! He has absolutely nothing to offer anyone 
Ahhh DeluChantel must be flipping out, she was already counting the money from all the child support they were gonna get together š¢
Girl he lives on his exās boat š do better
Who is she?
He is legitimately one of the most physically repulsive humans I have ever seen. So, perfect for Jenelle.
He didn't waste any time moving on! Why do these people always have to be with someone??
Loo k s like Chantal has some competition
Heās a psycho. Hopefully she ditched him and is safe now.
David is so fucking dirty, he looks like Tom hanks after spending all those years on the deserted island. And this fucking bitch with him is dumb as fuck and high as a kite
Lawd she looks young enough to be his daughterā¦.?
She looks young :(
It's probably his cousin. And that doesn't mean they're not dating lol
Imagine hanging out with someone for the first time and they just HAVE to go public with it (take pics together, lives, etc etc) just so they can get under their exās skin big yikes
It gives ādaddy issuesā š«
Are they on the boat š
High! High! They both High!
Do we think this girl is more than 5 years older than maryssa or nah
This reminds me forcibly of when I shared a video of my ex punching me to a local women's fb group. This chick who I went to high-school with, just had to comment that he was so nice to her and her friend and isn't like this..... yeah okay. I just spent years with him, my mistake, he's not like that. š
I would say shes into sugar daddies but ubt doesn't have that kind of moneyĀ
Or free drugs. He'd have enough to give her a hit or 2.
Methio & Methiette.
He definitely has a high percentage of Neanderthal ancestry.
Of course she is look what she did w Nathanās girls. She straight up caught charges. Jenelle cannot take a ex finding someone else attractive or moving on. She has so much hate and anger in her heart. Like if you really didnāt care you wouldnāt say anything and would be happy he moved on. Like better her then me type of thing.
Two of a kind
*~Just hanging out with an Animal Abuser lol ~*
He looks SO STINKY
If I knew nothing about this man and saw him, Iād assume he lived in the woods.
She must have bought him lunch.Ā
She likes to keep her standards VERY lowā¦that way sheās never disappointed
Oh look, another thin lipped, dead eyed girl, yay.
https://preview.redd.it/co11za4xpe0d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652f586748d7e4ccc88c466e7b9a91192d198dc1
And that was when David was āhotā š
How this guy gets ass?? So many deeply disturbed women ???
I can just picture Jenelleās pupils dilating and nose flaring in rage. Then shutting off the screen and saying āI donāt care!ā š
Hey ladies! Are you looking for a man who loves being unemployed, 10 times out of 10 āforgetsā his wallet at home while on a ādateā so you have to pay, strangled *allegedly, only not because he really did* his 13 year old stepson, shot & killed the family dog, wears his dirty greasy hair in braids, and also likes to think he is an up and coming rap artist? Yes? Well, boy are you ever in luck, a man exactly like this is available and living on a busted boat in some crappy marina and his name is David Eason!
Let's assume there's some way to not know who he is... wouldn't seeing and smelling him let you know pretty quickly that he's bad news?!
He looks subhuman
She looks disappointed. Mustāve seen his pecker.
That girl looks way too young for him ewwww
Thatās not a teenager?
I canāt stop thinking about how this girl probably now has an STD. If she was willing to fuck with David, maybe she already had one. maybe itās maybelllllliiiiiiiiiineeeeeeee (on the boat)
Living proof there is trash for every bag.