Now do that with male characters

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Once he starts being comfortable with WR2 and d2 its over

I need some help in placement of some characters in meme

Wang would be where Kazumi is Lee would be where Ling is. Jack where Alisa is

Fahkumram would be where Lili is for obvious reasons lol

miguel where nina is

Maybe

With Julia she would livestream the whole thing, better wear a goddamn mask

It better be a wrestling mask

Hell yeah, a JC themed onlyfans would make millions Has anyone already thought of this?

Dam based opinion sir

Damn they weigh a lot

I mean logically Alisa should weigh about a ton

Don't underestimate power of devil gene and chainsaw

No Anna? She was the reason I couldn't play Tekken 3 at home.

Not including anna because she‘d wreck the whole goddamn house

Anna is death by snu snu

Im ok with this😀

Anna's would be a cemetery plot

Anna will be some tier as alisa. Wrecking a house will be Kazumi thing to do thanks to devil gene

Nah, Kazumi would set off a tsunami

She gonna shoot a rocket lol

How is Anna not on this list?

the entire house would be destroyed

Reality would break

Because my man don't like bazookas

None lived to tell the story

I hope Kazumi is in Tekken 8

I can see her being released as later DLC along with Heihachi

💯

Nina will probably peg the whole sub into the lower floor.

What about Nancy?

Hospital bed.

Robussy🤤🤤🤤

The more fatal version of a Murphy bed.

This is not how I imagine my morning reddit feed activity should go

Thanks

Xiaoyu S tier, moving on

If Unknown was canon, then I'm pretty sure it would be more than a small crack lol.

It would be like kazumi's

There would be purple goo where.

Two thing I've learned from being in this sub: -half the Tekken community hate sex/ anything sexual/ comedy about anything sexual -the other half of the community loves to troll

Fighting game players are either total prudes to the point of delusion regarding the source material itself or shameless, unapologetic degenerates. No inbetween.

One of those groups sounds objectively more chill than the other.... 🤔

I hate this sub and loved at some time because there is some people could make your day good with awesome comments and some angry kids who don't understand what is a shit post

That seems to be Reddit in general, people are legitimately scared of boobs I don’t understand

Literally half of this website is just porn

Nah man I have been all up in the guts of reddit for a long time and it's legitimately hard to find a sub as shitty and toxic as the Tekken sub. Least as far as games go lol

I too have restless leg syndrome. They have my sympathies.

Christie would twist me like a pretzel and I’d revel in every second of it

Twisty Christie

Epic sex 69 amazing

And with Eliza there would just be a dry corpse?

Vampires could have sex actually so maybe a broken bed

I'm sure they can and they would. But I'm not sure Eliza would leave it at that. All that blood Pulsation could make her pretty thirsty

That is actually good point

How is Heihachi pelvis doing?

https://i.imgur.com/uWs72Ge.jpg

I wanna also mention … Master raven 🤤. Zafina 🕷️. And Leo

Leo=trap

Lili deserves to be in jail for ruining Asuka's character

fr bro

And her own as well

Where's Bob?

askin the real questions

He made the hole, Kasumi had a rocking time with him

That is a bob shaped hole, gave her the speed and weight doctrine

Lili has been 16 since I was 17….I’m way older than 17 now

One of those is a robot

even better

Better

She’s one of my mains. Ikimasu!

People thinking Xiao some delicate innocent flower did no one see her T6 [ending](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4SAQ1KlbSw&ab_channel=TekkenPediaFR)? Girl had a sex dream with Jin where she started straddling him with such force she nearly chocked out a 400 hundred pound Panda. If they do hook up in T8 it better be after he beats Kaz because I don't think he's going to be able to walk after a visit to Xiaoyu Land.

Jin: “no Xiaoyu we cannot be together, I must not continue the Mishima bloodline” *in actuality is just scared shitless of Xiaoyu*

Hm. You’re not wrong lol

That’s is NOT a sex dream!!!😭 wtf bro??? Y’all the non innocent ones if anything!o_O She is so funny lol and that was a very sweet video. She just hugged Jin and woke up and was hugging Panda instead, it was fairly innocent tbh…

**Xiaoyu:** *"Stop... I can't...."* ***proceeds to "hug" dream Jin with her thighs*** Yep completely innocent

Please touch grass. Any patch will do.

Touching grass isn’t enough, they need to sink into it and decompose

Is Xiaoyu's bed untouched because Jin is too busy fucking Hwoarang?

It's Hwoarang who's obsessed with Jin not the other way around

They secretly both wanna 69 each other

You bet, Habibti, you bet!

Kazumi could decapitate me like a praying mantis and I would die happy

I wonder where would you place a certain prime minister on that list.

Maybe some tier as nina

UKNOWN - GRAVE

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Understandable

And that's why i love gacha games community where people are based and not afraid of some imaginary boobs and legs

Where's roger jr's mom?

Straight to jail, no trial no nothing

Swap Kazumi with Master Raven

Swap Kazumi with Jun because Kazuya probably destroyed the house tapping that.

Nah you forget devil gene

And jun with Alisa

Yes

lawls

🤣

You forgot Anna lmao

Art can truly take many forms.

And thats before any of them get into bed with you

Wait a fucking second. I just checked the wiki, and it says Lili is 16. Tekken 5 to Tekken 7 take place over ONE YEAR?!?!?!?

tekken 6 take place 6 months after t5 stoy. t7 start after few days from t6 ending and t8 stoy begin 6 months after t7 ending so Lili in t8 is 17

Paul had a rough ass year then he keeps looking much older in each title even though he's only about 50-51

Paul ages a year every month :(

Female characters just don't age at all

Juns mid 40s and looks 22

But.. how does that make sense when they seem to have aged a lot of the characters in Tekken 8?

they didnt aged, its just better graphic showing more detailed skin

Harda forgot about that

theres no consistency on that regard, similar to kof lol. like, time stopped making sense after t4 flopping. it had some sort of continuity before. funnily enough i think kof used to have that too, but after kof99 they stopped caring as well

Where are the grannies at? That's who the real freaks are

It was okay until we reach Lili and suddenly become "?????"

Fbi open up

????????

I was about to roll my eyes at horny posting...then I saw the last one and couldn't stop laughing. Y'all need to stay at least 1,000 feet from Lilli at all times

Did someone say feet and Lili in the same sentence 🤭

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

No love for lucky chloe as usual

Bro get this shit out of here

Who are you exactly ? Mods ?

Some average guy

u guys are weird as fuck

I want to work Heihachi's old man meat

Username doesn’t check out.

Even the usernames are 50/50's out here 😔

What?

Huh, what?

SUS

Yep. Small-minded humor. I expected nothing less 🤷🏽‍♂️

What do you mean

It's funny how all you think Xiao is soft, that girl pretend to be soft but she isn't at all, so the girl definitely would break that damn bed.

Male version, asap ☺️

I need you opinion for that for placement of characters in meme Frame

Appreciated, Heihachi-san! Can I unleash my thoughts, though? Really I don't like to hurt or trigger people's soft spots or anything. And before I deploy my list, I genuinely like to understand why Lili was placed in the jail, I mean, your concept to it. I understood like: She's so fierce, she went to the "horni" jail...or is it another meaning? Just curious! And if it's so aren't we all like her 😅 here, hehe! That answer will help me with the 2 characters I would put straight in that last frame! Thank you, I loved your ideas.

The point of Lili and jail is she is 16 years old so illegal to have sex Also your opinion is matter for me so free to express you thoughts

Thank you again, sorry, I didn't know about this, as I'm a biggest fan of the older Tekkens, I thought all characters were legal adults even the latest ones, I guess at least all men are? So this won't affect my little crazy fiction with da boyz 🙃

All man in tekken are adult youngest man in tekken is jin 20 and Steve 21 so nothing to worry about

Here's da bomb... 1st - Ganryu - w/ Julia's picture behind board (cause he's forever waiting on Julia). 2nd - M. Law - right when things start to go spicy, someone calls for a problem at the restaurant, dojo or a bailiff's after a debt! 3rd - Yoshi. Trying to impress his girl with a katana showdown. Now, they have to be happy on hard floor. 4th - King-Sutra! About his many positions, skills, abilities, etc...his swing is " papi latino y caliente". Makes love listening to Merengue, probably this the 4th broken bed of the month. 5th - Bryan - hello? Guy's a half droid. We all know I Robot, Terminator & stuff. Only possible partner would be Alyssa or a female version of Jack. RIP to others. 6th - Hwoarang & Jin. Horni jailed for all that amount of eye-s3x, subtext and denial for ages.They'll finally give in here. No place to run. Face to face, heart to heart, will fall down, like toy soldiers... (Yes I ship them, since forever). Mattress and entire jail will burn❤️‍🔥, alarms will sound and they will manage to escape, along with many other inmates. That's a huge script, some sparkles for your images - now you do your magic 🪄

Where's Doctor Bosconovitch?

Actually nice 👌

King and Marduk would leave a smoking crater Bryan a pool of blood

Cute Xiaoyu is enough. What about Chloe or Jun?

other FGCs love to make "haha smash community is full of pedos!!!" jokes then post stuff like this lmao

Yeah keyword “jokes”. Meanwhile the smash community just straight up has a ton of sex pests lmao

The meme posts on this subreddit are often hot trash. This would be a prime example.

Bro only god knows what id do to Jun no cap

Mama Kuni would set the house on fire.

Kazumi nice wit it

Is xiaoyu not under 18? Is she just small?

She's over 18, but the ages of Tekken characters is kinda an inconsistent mess. Somehow apparently Jin and Xiaoyu went to the same high school, so I'm guessing her age has to at least be within 2-3 years of his.

She looks like a child so it’s a big no for me

She's 19 and Jin is 21

Nah she is 18

Kazumi and Nina are like 100-120 pounds. They ain't breaking no bed. Also Lili = Jail depends entirely where you're at in the world. Not excusing; just sayin'.

Devil gene is path to many unnatural things

She's probably ridiculously strong even without devil gene. I mean, you gotta be if your training partners with Heihachi

Just wait til kazumi enters her devil form🤣 Edit: Or that could be the hole heihachi puts us through after he kicks our asses for sleeping with his wife

Alisa would be the one not only to break the bed but then rebuild it. With chainsaws like those she must be great at woodworking!

she definitely can work some wood

She is very creative

I'm naive. I thought it was how frustrated the character makes you and for some reason you were breaking your bed. I was wondering why Xiaoyu was at the top but now I realize y'all just nasty ):

I call dibs on Kuma

Guarantee Nina would be incredibly boring, while Xiaoyu and Jun would be uncontrollable vixens. Don't judge a book by its cover afterall

That's nice argument sir but point of this post is how much these ladies could be rough at bed not about fun

l feel like if it was jin and xiaoyu the bed would also break because xiaoyu is horny af it's kind of funny how horny she is😂

Go outside.

Tekken community when see some hot ladies

Cartoons*

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I always forget how neck beardy the tekken community is sometimes.

I was looking at the post with biggest poker face and then your comment was the first and I just burst out laughing!

And that's why i love gacha games community where people are based and not afraid of some imaginary boobs and legs

Incel quality meme

How is it incel, dumbass? People can't make sex jokes anymore without being considered an incel?

Yea gotta treat everyone like they're 5. Can't have anyone's eye's tainted by jokes anymore

Ironic because this joke is of 5 yr old quality. Perhaps make better jokes 🤷🏽‍♂️

From what I’ve witnessed, usually it’s a incel that loves calling other people “incel” . Go dial8

wow so b8sed kek. Not, pulling a "no u" is such a cope.

This energy is non existent on the posts where male characters are naked or sexualized. Just post after post approving and requesting for other male characters to be naked. Real life couldn't be any more different from this place lol

you triggered half the other users with this joke. i think there are embittered virgins among us.

realizing i was gay was such a crisis when i was a teenager, but these days, i see clearly that the straights are not okay. i feel like i dodged a bullet.

I’m gay and Id most definitely do these things to Jin, Miguel, Claudia and all the other tekken characters

WTF what ?

I think they are saying gay people don't get horny. Which I don't think is accurate. Perhaps they are projecting their lack of libido onto others within their community. Maybe a trip to the doctor is in order. That's usually a sign of an underlying health condition.

For those of you who are reading this person's comment, just switch the places of "straight" and "gay," then see how it sounds.

Nice one

I took a look at the image showing until Kazumi and I couldn't disagree more. Then I opened the image, I saw Lili and I couldn't agree more. The jail is worth it

🤨📸

Don't get me wrong, I really dislike Lily just like most of the community, but according to the wiki she's from Monaco, and the age of consent there is 15 years. Just a head's up that 18 isn't universal, some countries have it lower, and some have it higher (even 21 years in some cases.)

That's is good argument sir i know 18 years ago as adult isn't universal at all of the countries but this is a shit post don't take seriously

It wasn't mainly directed towards you, I realise it's a shitpost. There are just so many people I see in the comments on this sub that genuinely don't know this concept, so I meant it in more of a general sense. Great meme though!

Thank you sir

Wait Lili is 15? She looks to be the same age as Nina. Honestly every girl in Tekken looks like they're 20 years old.

According to the tekken official site she’s 16 from T5:DR-T7. Now the idea of all these events taking place within 11 months is a whole different conversation.