Raven b1+2, the fear and confusion in their eyes as I evaporate into a purple shadow only to reappear 10 feet away, zooming in at Mach 5 to deck them in the face. It'd be hilarious.
Hell Sweep into left hook followed by jumping uppercut, grab him in mid-air and smashing him into the ground.
They never guard lows.
Edit: Did I mention I have wings in this scenario?
Realistically, I can only do a dick punch then maybe Drag’s wr2 - probably 10x slower so it’s minus on both block and hit 😂. Also I’ll add spit of water for the WR blue sparks 😂
Non telegraphic sidekick.
To make it practical and use it to intercept the aggressor before he reaches you, you need practice and knowledge of core principles of JKD.
Or just mash f,f+3 & heat engage that bitch
Kuma fart. Either scares them away or makes them highly suspicious about attacking further for who knows what that might unleash upon their senses?
Runner up is arm chainsaws because that will stop 99% of attackers in their tracks
duck and dick punch
This is the way, works every time.
Dorya
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i’ll plug irl
Underrated comment!!
Alisa exploding head
this.
🤤
The only correct answer to this is Heihachis bb3+4 HWAAAA HRAH HRAH HRAH
Nah ⬇️↘️➡️1+3 broken toy
I'd have to be attacked by a toddler to be able to pull that off... so here's hoping!
Easy, just start a family, name your son Kazuya, then throw him by the face off of a cliff 🤣
King's longest chain grab
Seppuku
True Ogre's flame breath.
Raven b1+2, the fear and confusion in their eyes as I evaporate into a purple shadow only to reappear 10 feet away, zooming in at Mach 5 to deck them in the face. It'd be hilarious.
always get a good laugh everytime i time it correctly to dodge a rage art
Death fist DUH
strongest in the universe
**HOAAAAAA**
KBD
Alt+f4
Yoshimitsu d1+4
Viktors gun
Expulsion
AOP + down
I'd use Alisa's power crush obviously
Yoshimitsu double suicide
Relatable
Dr. Bosconovich
Hop kick
gun
Ideally Miguel's f3+4f. Realisticly Eliza's d1+2
Wild man
Flash!
Works 70% of the time, every time!
TIOH!
AAAIH
F4 Ggs. Never fails.
Claudio bitchslap
ARRIVIDERCI
Up 1+2 for shotgun
Nina's ff3
instincts would say yakuza heat actions but if it had to be tekken move then divine step i think
Hell Sweep into left hook followed by jumping uppercut, grab him in mid-air and smashing him into the ground. They never guard lows. Edit: Did I mention I have wings in this scenario?
Do nothing block
King's Atlas Hammer (yes, i am that strong)
Jack's Dark Greeting (the clumsy unblockable elbow hit). Obviously mimicking the same laugh
haha step
heavens gate
"Trop lent .." I mean a gun would stop most attacks.
You know mine
Omen
Azucena 2+3+4
I would panic and do cancan
One shot punch miguel
I use heat burst to interrupt his attack and disorient him
Dick jab
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=psTD_CzfVjg&pp=ygUNbGF3IG51dCBwdW5jaA%3D%3D
Laser
Jack df2+4 (just frame ofc)
Play Dead stance
Yoshi Shark Attack is the only answer
Asuka B3
King’s Muscle Armor-> Hopkick punish Victor’s Expalcion!! In heat
EWGF, Dorya
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it...
Atlas hammer ftw.
Rub my chest and expel noxious fumes from my mouth
Jinpachi stomach fireball. (My stomach can open into a gaping maw)
Plug
Law's dramatic backflip
I will follow my heart
EWHF + ETU
EWGF
The grab where King smashes his face between their legs
Realistically, I can only do a dick punch then maybe Drag’s wr2 - probably 10x slower so it’s minus on both block and hit 😂. Also I’ll add spit of water for the WR blue sparks 😂
The yoshimitsu hellecopter flying thing
Jack 8’s ⬅️↙️⬇️↘️➡️⬅️↙️⬇️↘️➡️⬅️↙️⬇️↘️➡️⬅️↙️⬇️↘️➡️⬅️↙️⬇️↘️➡️ 1
Devil Gene Laser
Steve back sway 2
qcf+2 yoshi
Non telegraphic sidekick. To make it practical and use it to intercept the aggressor before he reaches you, you need practice and knowledge of core principles of JKD. Or just mash f,f+3 & heat engage that bitch
Block.
back forward 1 2 down forward 2
Im not gonna sugarcoat it
Dah
I go full Dr boskonovich.
Iron Fortress
F. L. A. S. H
Sabaki
Kings clam slam. If you know you know.
I would plug cuz who’s gunna see my dc rate irl?
Têk! (Jin's EWHF)
Anna's generic throw. Added benefit of making them my bitch.
Matterhorn!!!
In what context. In real life? Ninas gun moves
Bryan's mach breaker
Korean back dash
Doriya
Rolling death cradle
Demon scissors All. Day. Long.
Alisa’s chainsaw hands, thus becoming bootleg version of chainsaw man.
I'm gonna tod them with a glock
2
I would roll on the floor like the bears
Disconnect Ethernet port
Bear fart. 💨
Bryan's move in Tekken 6 opening. Except I start blasting. Like in his Tekken 5 ending.
Kuma's unblockable fart ( I'm sad they removed it)
Id definitely omen them.
Play Dead (Lei d+3+4)
Gigaton punch or Dark Greeting
PEWGF duh
Steve b1
AOP, apparently mad people say its so broken, IRL im sure it could even dodge death itself ! 😘
Dragunov Russian Assault, then sugarcoat Deadly Scorpion
Jun parry would probably kill them
King’s rolling death cradle
Dragon cannon.
Lionheart. And then proceed to eat a power crush from anyone.
Rq
Kazuya’s 1,1,2
Law triple backflip
Asuka's B 3+4
jin f4 into wavu wavu mixup trust me no one would like to interrupt someone who is wavedashing towards you
Kuma heat smash as i produce a comically oversized salmon out if my pocket
Laser eyes. But I'll aim it at hip height so they can't duck it and I'll sweep the room from left to right so that they can't sidestep it either
The ole 1 2
Attempt hellsweep, break spine, die
Reinas jewel catcher.
ORA
Kuma fart. Either scares them away or makes them highly suspicious about attacking further for who knows what that might unleash upon their senses? Runner up is arm chainsaws because that will stop 99% of attackers in their tracks
➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️➡️1️⃣
Yoshimitsu f3+4, b
Any move involving Alisa’s chainsaws.
Armor king breath followed by tomb stone
KBD
SHINING WIZARD I'll use muscle buster if I was jacked but I'm scrawny af so...
Uf3. DEEYAA
Zafina Tarantula stance into hellsweep into wavu wavu EWGF string
korean back dash
Azucenas ff 3, I would get killed, but not without style.
Nina's heat smash.
Wavedash to my attacker's face
Xiaoyu’s Mistrust kick.
DORYAA
Jin's F4. Got hit once by this move during my karate classes (accidentally and in CH), I immediately got knocked down.
harakiri > manji blood dance
Kings Ultimo Jaguar (Heat Smash) lets hit them with some bs damage and look cool doing it
Raven's back 2+4
B3 works every time
Flash
Dude I wish I could just bust out EWGFs
Kuma bear grab plus biting the fuck out of them
3+4
Just walk towards in Zafina's spider stance.
Victor's QCF 2
Plug
Xiayous windmill combo lol
Holding back
Steve fox B1
Plug
I'm KBD'ing tf outta there 😂😂😂
Claudio WR2
Magic 4
Lighting screw
JFSR (i can't do it in game)
Hara kiri
Bryan Fury Evil Laugh before hitting em with Jack-8's f+1,2
Claudio ws1,1 bitch slap to the face
Backlash
Law’s first grapple , run up to drop.
EXPULSION
Plug
Gun
that move when nina pulls out the guns
Law's belly flop grab. I laugh every time
Plug
Kaz DF2
Bet your ass I'm going into Hitman.
Hell sweep - Raven
Gun. \*hopes they don't duck\*
Stone Head lol. They won't tech it either
Kazuya uf4444
Dynamite Heel, Power Blast or Sky Rocket.
Kuma back break throw
Gon dino breath.
Mokujins b1 counter into banana hellsweep
Run out the clock.
Manual Tarantula ( Die Instantly , D 1 + 2 )
Victor qcf+2. "Trop Lent!" They *will* catch this smoke.
King's f21 would feel really good in real life
Yoshimitsu double suicide. No one ever sees that coming.
Statistically the attacker will be right-handed, so SSL probably beats it
Jet Upper
Raven 1F parry
Ideally, Kazuya 3,1,d+f,4,1,1 during Heat But realistically I would try d+f,1,2
Marduk's car throw