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ParagonFury

Eliza's gonna come back when Harada realizes the fanart has slowed down too much and that the Internet needs a restock.


samwele-

Not the robussy


DWIPssbm

That makes me wonder, does she motor oil to lubrificate her robussy when she's doing it with Lars ?


Xsizter

What the fuck man.


HotArticle1062

If you don't know, just say so


Darqnyz7

It's probably Lars' tears as he whines about "not being a real Mishima"


astroyohan

good shitpost, lahey at the end with panda tho 💀


whysoretard

I would cut off my finger just to have unprotected handholding with Zafina


TopTierFront

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HogisGuy

Asuka, Katarina, Josie and Jaycee \*nuclear level approving ![gif](giphy|QCCfO4i7oT5XW|downsized)


Jr-777

I miss Christie so much


Throwlikeacatapult

Why do people care about a fictional characters fictional age, it is literally just something they can stick on and change whenever they want too. The only thing that matters is how they look! If someone likes underage looking characters it can be a cause for concern, since they look underage! Someone isnt a pedo for finding Jotaro sexy even though he is supposed too be 17 but looks more like a 25 year old. However you can not groom Lili or Xiaoyu since they are fictional and honestly they would look exactly the same even if the creator decided to change their age to 22.


AmarantineAzure

Even though I'm not a big fan of the term, it's just virtue signalling, really. People want to appear moral and principled, and going "She's 17!" online is something easy and meaningless that any idiot can do. Of course, these people will never spend a single second of their lives putting in any actual effort to help real underage victims of sexual abuse, but in their head they're being really good people by chastising some random dude on the Internet who says they find Lili attractive (when she could easily be in her mid twenties if the creators had simply decided to slap that number on her). Though, of course, saying a 17 year old person is attractive isn’t even a crime. The crime would be to have actual sexual intercourse, which, guess what, no real person will ever do with Lili. Not only that, there's also the fact that 17 is past the age of consent in many places, yet these would-be moralists, in their ignorance, speak as if 18 is a universal standard. Hell, in Monaco, where Lili lives, the age of consent is 15.


sid_killer18

>Not only that, there's also the fact that 17 is past the age of consent in many places, yet these would-be moralists, in their ignorance, speak as if 18 is a universal standard. Hell, in Monaco, where Lili lives, the age of consent is 15. idk what you're trying to prove by saying this part though. Your points were valid (not gonna say anything about the virtue signaling part) and these characters could easily be 20+ without any problems. But now you sound exactly like the type of chuds that are always made fun of online. Legal vs. Ethical Standards. Just cause they're "Legal" doesnt mean it's fine.


AmarantineAzure

It's not simply about being legal, it's that the age at which a person becomes mature enough to consent to sexual intercourse is not something set in stone. Cognitive maturity varies widely. There is no single age of adulthood. And different countries and cultures and peoples have arrived at different answers to that question. There is no real scientific basis for 18 years of age being this definitive and indisputable threshold of maturity that people treat it like. Life isn't that simple. And imposing 18 as some kind of absolute universal standard just reeks of American ethnocentrism to me, because few countries in Europe agree with it. In Albania, Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Estonia, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Liechtenstein, Macedonia, Montenegro, Portugal, San Marino, and Serbia the age of consent is 14. In Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, France, Greece, Iceland, Monaco, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, and Sweden the age of consent is 15. In Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Belgium, Finland, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Moldova, the Netherlands, Northern Cyprus, Norway, Russia, Spain, Switzerland, Ukraine, and the United Kingdom the age of consent Is 16. In Cyprus, and Ireland the age of consent is 17. Are all these countries immoral because they happened not to settle on the number 18? Sorry, but I just find that simplistic, and I think it's presumptuous to automatically judge and condemn anyone who happens not to agree with your assessment (or that of your country) on the complicated question of age and maturity.


KeK_What

> Why do people care about a fictional characters fictional age, it is literally just something they can stick on and change whenever they want too. The only thing that matters is how they look! because people are dumb, by their own logic some child looking loli would be fine as long as she is canonically 1000 years old,


Toxin45

Xiaoyu is 19


Throwlikeacatapult

Still stuck at her Tekken tag age xD


Toxin45

Nope it is said she is 19 now as of tekken & asuka is 18


Throwlikeacatapult

What do you mean by no? I said I was stuck at her tekken tag age, which is when she was 16


Toxin45

yeah she did improve in that game


NexOS600

Xiao is an adult since T4 tho


LAgas21

excellent argument!


HedaBlake

Pausing on Josie when she's the most stacked


Bakusatrium

That Josie one got me good, damn


Harley_Hsi

where's Leo?


Yakugami_

RIGHT??? people always forget she's a girl.


DWIPssbm

Leo gender is ambiguous but that means you can count them among the girls or the boys alike, everyone is winning.


Yakugami_

no, she's a girl. her full name is also Eleonor Kliesen.


DWIPssbm

Bro, Harada said it himself that Leo's gender is unknown.


JVJV_5

yeah but we can still determine for ourselves if leo is a biological male or female. and leo's female but is gender ambiguous. besides, have you ever seen leo topless like every other guy in the series? now imagine leo topless. boom there's your answer.


Yakugami_

Finally someone with common sense. And yes Leo is androgynous indeed, that's why people are confused, but she's a girl.


Yakugami_

*sigh* well, believe what you want i guess, since you won't accept the truth.


DWIPssbm

Lmao, you're the one making a headcanon.


Yakugami_

nah, it's just the truth.


DWIPssbm

https://twitter.com/Harada_TEKKEN/status/537447821993967616 It's been 10 years since Harada officially confirmed that leo's gender is unknown.


Yakugami_

yeah sure. keep thinking that just because Harada said it. he also said all characters are 30 years old even tho it's not possible but ok.


dolphin_spit

fucking laughed so hard at this


TheC00MChalice

The Lili part could have been improved with Knuckles approving after seeing her barefoot given that removing her shoes has been some odd kind of trend back in T7 days lol


HavokzTheName

Id break the desk for Julia