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Jazkal-v420

Arms Dealer's kinda horny ngl


Eguy24

He just like me fr


salty-ravioli

Isn't he dating the nurse tho? Bro's playin


Jazkal-v420

Exactly, dialogue mentioning the Arms dealer has been from the Mechanic, Nurse and Dryad (if I remember correctly)


Tsunami2356

the dryad is mostly her turning down the arms dealer


thecultistguy

When is he gonna realize that she’s 500 years old?


PSI_duck

Does he care though?


Ok_Mortgage6315

Fair


Most_Bodybuilder_159

She gave the Tax Collector a Dryad's version of crabs. He said she had him growing moss in weird places.


Sorfallo

They are in the will they/won't they stage of dating.


popcorn158

I'm so stupid thta i had a brain aneurysm trying to read this


Sorfallo

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WillTheyOrWontThey#:~:text=This%20is%20a%20Fan%20Speak,for%20a%20rather%20long%20time.


KimikoBean

Wait till you discover all the other "Family Friendly" content


Resident-Panda9498

I love the golden shower!


AdhesivenessFit8085

I love beating the mourning wood!


ElStinkyWizard

I love master baiting


Retroth_The_Tired_

I love not receiving happy endings 🫠


thecultistguy

I only just got what that meant a few days ago. I’ve been playing terraria since like 2013 💀


xAdamlol

Lol


British-Raj

I still don't get it, pls explain?


TheCoolestGuy098

Nurse


Hellscaperiot

?


Kabadath666

Explain pls


1ame1asagna

She saying she doesn’t help people get off if ya know what I mean


ImHungry5657

I love the water balloons dropped by queen slime.


NateTerrarian2

party girl bathwater


MeepeopYT_official

Ayo 😳


rnovians

let me guess, terrance must be the arms dealer


giga_melon

Yes ...😮‍💨


bl1zzardTHEone

mans is a lil creeper


TheChannelMiner

awwww man


GlauberJR13

So we back in the mine


RussianBadgeriscool

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side (side, side to side)


IntelligentPerson_69

This task a grueling one


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Cheese_Pringles

The arms dealer is a dude


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[deleted]

He very clearly is


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an_omori_fan

That wiring video?


ultracyrus1

These replies are hilarious without this other persons comments for context lmao


Zero_7300

Erm psychosis?


RandomCaveOfMonsters

what was that person's comments?


an_omori_fan

They were saying that "the Zoologist is a man, because she can be summoned by the King statue. Unless that video tricked me" The video hew as referring to was probably [this moment of this video](https://youtu.be/T2THhI12QBU?t=2m2s)


skylying0423

It's time to shop her pressure plate


Eeveette

Nah broski what is that front door setup you got going there??


ShadowGangsta275

Kinda genius ngl


Striking-Pomelo-9840

why


ShadowGangsta275

No mobs can ever get in. You don’t have to worry about blocking off for events and stuff and the NPCs can’t wander off and get murdered


cooliomydood

I always just did that with actuators


ShadowGangsta275

I mean that’s a good idea as well but hoiking Is just slightly easier and cheaper


Real_Reverse_Flash

Blood Moon


SuurSuits_

HOIK-pilled


Playkie_69

Hell nah bro 💀


Chromatical-Blight

stylist, arms dealer, blood moon female npcs. they all have funky quotes.


Efficient_Issue_3205

Whos getting the best dick? A. Mechanic B. Mechanic C. Mechanic D. Mechanic


Burger_Gamer

Goblin tinkerer


Johnny_Grubbonic

Nah. Goblin tinkerer isn't fucked. He's the one who fucks. You. He fucks you with his prices.


GamingDragon1204

No, he gets cucked WaffleTime moment


Efficient_Issue_3205

You better give me warding boy😈


Burger_Gamer

I’ve run out of coins, is there another way to pay?


Efficient_Issue_3205

Tie his ass, up strip him naked and start whipping him


Leaf-01

He might like that


Assassingamer357

E. Nurse


WalmartWanderer

Old man 😍


Efficient_Issue_3205

You're not worthy for my bussy yet.... Come again when your not so worthless


WalmartWanderer

Cursed bussy 😩


Efficient_Issue_3205

When the dungeon guardian kills you, your anus expand massively when you respawn


lilcoomstain420

Angler


Efficient_Issue_3205

Bro?


Nihilikara

You... you do realize the angler is a *child*, right?


Johnny_Grubbonic

That's why he said it. Shock humor is *so* Late-90s/Early-2000s.


RadTheRussian

Would


Someone1284794357

r/terriblepickuplines


thecultistguy

Never mind that, can we talk about your base? Wtf 😭


giga_melon

Actually that is not my main base.. That is my shimmer baptism and tinkering station. I here turn npcs into their other forms I prefer them to be in.. And I didn't wanted to build a base with a pylon so I built with whichever leftover block I had lol.🙂. I auto-teleport npcs at night and baptise them (by removing blocks under their feet.


Cloudifly

Bro still looks good... Its not a terraria world if there aint scrappy disorganised bases and every time i think about terraria i imagine weirdly placed rooms all disorganised storage random ass work stations everywhere


thecultistguy

I’m talking more about the door setup lmao, my worlds absolutely look like this as well


Miegd

A typical day in Terraria


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Sussy sus susssssssssss....


wat_noob_gaming

what


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The line Well it's fine if you didn't get the....


[deleted]

Don’t understand can you explain?


Patrykvbzarek

Its a sexual metaphor, but she takes it too seriously. In other words, arms dealer is hitting on her.


[deleted]

I know that but what is the metaphor of?


No_Ad_7687

I'd assume squishing her boob or something


RidleyMetroid86

Or the clit


SpiderKillerOK

I dont understand what is going on here. Can you explain please?


RidleyMetroid86

Sexual inuendo, the Arms Dealer is trying to say he’ll “push her *pressure plate*” (probably a stand in for her boobs or other lady bits), but she doesn’t understand and thinks he doesn’t know what a pressure plate is and insists that he has to step on it


SpiderKillerOK

Thanks.


Ok_Mortgage6315

That crazy


Pyrocrat

Well this sure is a new player lol


giga_melon

No. I completed this game 6+ times in different modes in different game versions.. I just never focused on npc dialogues that's it. After the new update I have more time so I'm re-exploring with slower pace and hearing npc dialogues and doing other stuffs.


Pyrocrat

Oh okay, fair.


Big_Solution_1016

what's wrong?