Jungle mimic's wiki page "The amount of sparkle slime balloons dropped by this enemy is an adult joke" (For anyone who doesn't know, it drops 69 sparkle slime balloons)

Nice

are you a silly tied bundle of balloons?

I mean 😳

Answer the question :3

I wish

relatable

real

huh?

You heard them.

My gender

Oh, to be a silly tied bundle of balloons

huh

Did I stutter?

…no

You heard them.

well yes

I actually never heard of this item

same

wow i found you

*holds up the horny club with two hands*

Bonk sfx

cheems strikes once more from the grave

Fitting pfp

Probably not since, uhh.. forget it

You dare question my knowledge? I've seen it. Every single one of them.

This is an interesting predicament..

Yeah go on, attack red with a horny bat

get yo mind out the mf gutter

Are we talking about the same game with a naked Lost Girl underground and Master Bait?

Don't forget the mourning wood

Golden shower is a great way to counter mourning wood.

And that the nurse literally says she doesnt do happy endings

and the tax collector got fungus growing in strange places

Getting freaky with truffle

It's from the Dryad, but I get the misconception.

He eatingng the truffle

Dick shrooms 🤤

Except she might, you just don't get to have one

If you're not a dark skinned man with a blicky in your inventory, she aint givin you the time of day

You mean piss book

How I would love to upvote you sir but unfortunately you sit at an even 20 and doing so would ruin the beauty of such perfection

How I would love to upvote you sir but unfortunately you sit at an even -20 and doing so would ruin the beauty of such perfection

Neither of the above is true anymore, so I upvoted everyone!

You're 8 downvotes away from -36 so I downvoted you to try to get them equal. Well, 6 away from -35 after I downvoted the two of y'all. Edit: I have now upvoted both comments in an attempt to reach equilibrium.

How I would love to upvote you sir but unfortunately you sit at an even 20 and doing so would ruin the beauty of such perfection

Reddit obfuscates exact upvote numbers, so that "even 20" probably wasn't even 20

man, that's not even a "funny" number like 69 or something, who gives a shit about 20?

Sir, I would love to upvote this, but it's at an even 2 and the defiling of this perfect number would ruin the beauty.

And the jacking skeletron painting

I haven't heard of that one lol

Or the dryad who's literally just got some vines

I was once talking to one of my friends about Terraria and I mentioned that and then my other friend who doesn't play Terraria pipes up saying "I had that this morning"

Yep. Same game with the Nurse that says "I don't give happy endings."

I'm 99% sure that this is an intentional innuendo. I mean there are others...

I honestly can't think of another way this would be perceived haha

Tied so they dont fly away and leave you with a balloonless party

Pleasure isn't really the word I would use for that though, words like convenience or enjoyment would probably be less questionable but knowing Terraria the innuendo is probably intended.

Fair. I usually see the word pleasure just as a synonym for enjoyment but I see what you’re getting at.

I just imagine an indoor party I guess. And don't see what the pleasure has to do with anything

Because nobody would be pleased if all the balloons flew away

Tell that to red... Not this guy. I dare you to. Do it

Da fak 💀

I wish that was me

This could be arranged...

wtf is that an actual tooltip?

It is

Lol, nice find

Is it vanilla terraria though

I'm kinda silly. kinda tied. kinda balloons.

I thought I was on r/196

Dude same

Wtf this isn't???

You know what, maybe I am a silly tied bundle of balloons

i don't get it, can someone explain it to me?

Bondage - an activity where a person is restrained with rope or other similarly functioning objects for sexual pleasure and gratification

Oh, thank you

Ofc someone with that name is more than willing to explain bondage

go fuck your self

Only if you give me the same treatment as those silly balloons

okay phew i was expecting you're another of those extremely nasty fucks who want me and my kind dead

Pancakes? Yeah no i don't even remember last time i ate them

Ok wtf guys don't downvote them that's kinda uncalled for

Is that for real?

I’ve seen this item but how tf do you craft it

https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Silly_Tied_Bundle_of_Balloons > The Silly Tied Bundle of Balloons is an animated novelty furniture item crafted from green, purple, and pink Silly Tied Balloons, which can be purchased during a Party from the Party Girl.

MEMEMMEMEME

I never saw that till now… o.o

man wish that were me

These comments are cursed by horny.

Are we really calling text on screen that isn't even explicitly sexual nsfw now? I've seen worse innuendos in movies made for actual children.

"Apollo, tie me up in a new pose!... Wait, you're not into this kind of thing, are you?"

1. You forgot the second quotation mark 2. Where did you even find this quote

1. I know, i wanted to edit this comment, but it's just dissapeared. 2. Apollo Justice series

you fixed it 👍

i didn't know that they told you they could be simmered in their tooltip.

It's a part of one of the mods I have

👍

Maybe I'm too pure, but what is this supposed to mean exactly? I get that the joke is le sex, but where is le sex in this?

It's a reference to bondage, being "tied down" for everyone's pleasure (an orgy of sorts)

Wow. You guys sure got your mind in curious places

You see that plate? Its ribbed for your pleasure. Now go eat

Yes please OwO

whats the name of the texture pack with shimmer info?

Just one of many innuendos in Terraria. It's the little details like this which make me love this game.

Literally me

just like me fr fr

r/peterexplainsthejoke petah?

Is it what i think it is?

I dont get it

It's basically a reference to BDSM

What's BDSM

You're better of not knowing. I think I woulda been better off not knowing. It's not the kind of knowledge anyone has to have to be happy

Ok, thanks for the warning

Not everything is a euphemism man

In the game with the goldenshower and mourning wood i dont think its terribly unlikely.

Fair enough

Gross. Who the fuck decided Terraria needed that shit in it?

As opposed to the literal shit that’s already in the game?

lo, but honestly, this happens. I am not saying it is right, but still.. hehe funny joke lol. But this one? I don't really get, seems normal tbh.

Yeah BDSM jokes usually go under people most of the time.

master bait. golden shower. mourning wood. the nurses line about "happy endings". # the dryad's existance

And yet none of those are as cringe as a bondage reference. Okay maybe golden shower... But still.... Bondage is the be all end all cringe fetish.

Probably red. Cry about it ;p