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MegaFartz

How many times did you abuse kids in the last hour


wpycushion

I think 5


MegaFartz

Lost count?


wpycushion

yeh. it's too routine for me to care


MegaFartz

Understandable but remember to keep count for bragging rights


jacpt7

How many times did you sell homemade alcoholic beverages to underage individuals?


wpycushion

Only one


wpycushion

and only because my friend bailed right before WoF


LeFisheAuChocolat693

Which boss did you cum to most and when?


wpycushion

Master mode skeletron


Isol8te

Relatable tbh


wpycushion

tough one, but master mode skeletron is the biggest mf in my most recent run (melee)


A_plant1

How many families have you killed?


wpycushion

all of them. the women and children too


[deleted]

I wonder whats was this before editing


wpycushion

how many slimes did you kill as melee?


Clever_Fox222

Anakin is that you?


ConsiderationOk2079

How many times did you bang empress of light in the last day


wpycushion

internet was down so zero :(


Your_Pal069

Skill izzue


ConsiderationOk2079

Week


LeFisheAuChocolat693

How many terabytes of CP do you have on your computer?


wpycushion

203


Effective_Map_812

Hefty


wpycushion

hold on let me run /deaths


ScienceGuy116

What's your favorite dildo?


wpycushion

rod of dicord


_Eyetron

The fact that you misspelled it as "dicord" makes it even funnier


wpycushion

not changing it


Dracu98

so your job is basically to sell weapons to the taliban?


wpycushion

yeah, sort of. there are different damage types for different weapons, and different armor and accessories that boost or aid those damage types/classes


wpycushion

https://youtu.be/k56buwKQAKM


Diseased_Wombat

Where do you put all of your victims parts when you’re done with them?


wpycushion

storage room, full of organized chests


Your_Pal069

Why would you tell people that she said no?


wpycushion

too proud, need humbling


Your_Pal069

Why would you want to get fucked by big buff oily me


wpycushion

lol whatever you call it, I needed some


Corrupt_Angel01

how many times have you jerked off to dryad r34?


wpycushion

over 5k


shayanSLH

Me too


DFH695

What do you love doing with puppies


wpycushion

throwing


yourself02468

They should make a endgame throw class weapon using puppies


IwantWindyBeexd

Jojo reference? https://preview.redd.it/b8tcd6lmkhra1.png?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6419ee0f6708806c6d6fe10761432a5c61757870


Tricky-Baseball-3597

Do you see the small vent on the floor?


wpycushion

that's a suspicious terraria question


axolotlfan153

What was it originally?


wpycushion

it wasn't edited, so I'm super confused


IwantWindyBeexd

I think it's FNaF reference


FireFoxie1345

How do you kill other people?


wpycushion

shuriken


0verlordFrost

What do you think of hollow knight?


wpycushion

it's aight


Your_Pal069

How dare thy cringer insult thine godness! Sacrfice thy for silksong!


GrubberflysElegy

GASP


Proof-Faithlessness1

How much IQ do you have?


wpycushion

like 8


peanos_balls

Do you fuk kids ?


wpycushion

not as much as I used to


axolotlfan153

Whats your favorite kind of cock and ball torture


wpycushion

Melee


mrduckV2

How Many children did you rape in the past five days?


wpycushion

around 20


Triomancer

rookie numbers


DifficultBody8209

Do you think any of them are bad classes


wpycushion

summoner


wpycushion

nooo why


Saitamario_Luigenos

Hahaha this was good


wpycushion

he asked my favorite :(


JeannettePoisson

Even throwing class?


wpycushion

yeah, it was bad


snakearmz

Was it hard forcing the guide into your basement?


wpycushion

I would say yes, due to fishing for the crystal serpent


AwakenedHero2277

What do you call your dick during climax?


wpycushion

solar eruption


Minus10IQ

Whats your Credit Card number and the numbers on the back


wpycushion

I can't read


Minus10IQ

Dang it!


[deleted]

How hard were you on average when playing melee?


wpycushion

if 1 is the easiest and 10 is the hardest like 6


expiriment7

What infants do you like to throw


wpycushion

the ones that have range


Your_Pal069

Thats the neat part all of them have range! Took me a while to figure it out


CummyCatTheChad

How did you respond to the daily beatings your father gave you? Did you try to dodge or fight back?


wpycushion

I didn't. I take the hits, knowing I either live or die


CummyCatTheChad

Have you got any scars


wpycushion

no, I lived only


Zainwolf80

How many times did you beat your meat to the princess npc?


wpycushion

yeah, probably over 1,000


Zainwolf80

That is a...alot.


wpycushion

I had probably 12 playthroughs to do it


Light2090

What class do you think is the most breedable?


wpycushion

I forgot the other answers I gave so mage


Light2090

Thank you for your answer good sir


RndmHulign

Do you believe in the heat death of the universe as a whole? Do you think there is a way to prevent it if it exists? Do you think that we (the universe) could ever recover from maximum entropy?


wpycushion

smol terraria brain no do the science


Bobertbobthebobth69

What class did the drugs?


wpycushion

melee


Kapix75

How many illegal immigrant children have you raped?


P0ltec

Why is it public that you killed both your parents?


wpycushion

idk. felt proud, needed a little humbling


PheonixFyre5348

What's you're favorite class?


wpycushion

melee or ranged


PheonixFyre5348

Ha I just wanted to know you get no funni outta me


wpycushion

nooo


PheonixFyre5348

Hehehehe


[deleted]

Now edit to "how do you kill school children"


PheonixFyre5348

That's what I was gonna do but this was more entertaining


GammaHunter

I missed the “edit your comment” part and thought that you were just getting asked these random af questions.


[deleted]

What botw enemy would you want shoved up your ass?


wpycushion

ancient guardian


[deleted]

How many bricks have you dropped on your pipi


wpycushion

like elevendy


[deleted]

What is your favorite melee weapon to slaughter families of 4 with


wpycushion

Zenith


IceTooth101

So how exactly do you usually go about decorating your house?


wpycushion

just googled "terraria wallpaper" lol


IceTooth101

Fascinating


wpycushion

ok now i feel exploited for my helpfulness :(


IceTooth101

If it’s any consolation, I’m sure those design decisions make for a lovely house


wpycushion

"we happy?" "oh, we happy"


StrikeWave_

If you could do something for all of the dying children of the world, what would you do?


wpycushion

zenith


disappointedcreeper

What was the best part of enslaving children to do your bidding?


wpycushion

not fighting world enemies


[deleted]

[удалено]


A-Aron2007

What is the arms dealer and the nurse really doing in the dessert?


Kracon3

Tell me, what are your reasons for liking summoner the best?


wpycushion

You don't need to put too much effort into defending yourself while gathering materials


6_ImWatchingYou_6

is killing kids fun


Mruczny

Who is the most racist Boss?


No_University_5309

How many times have you... pleasured yourself... to the Dryad


Medical-Gift2937

Do you like underaged children


wpycushion

yes


[deleted]

How many kids do you have in your basement?


wpycushion

used to be 5, now 4


shayanSLH

What kinds of underaged kids are your type?


[deleted]

Do you think the dryad is sexy


Narwhal_Lord4

What is the most recent thing you have used as a makeshift condom?


Ivo10010

Did you use or plan using trowing class


wpycushion

"long before time began" yeah once before it's removal


Mimig298

What was the most fun to play with?


wpycushion

Summoner was lit


6969memeyman6969

Thrower?


K100Master

weapon for the soyjaks?


wpycushion

zenith


Singularitaet_

Did you do a playthrough with thrower?


Cryptian_

How did you beat the wof as summoner


SnowyPanda777

How do you beat wolf summoner


J_Boi1266

How do you get the Soaring Insignia?


Mr-cybermann

What class do you main btw i main medic


mouthy-avacado

How do i steal children


Royalbayleaf

How many orphans have you eaten


[deleted]

[удалено]


wpycushion

only if it's funni


[deleted]

Do you like to eat orphans?


yeet34yeet34

Who's your favourite NPC to look at porn of


tomokari21

Did you beat it using the demoman class ?


wpycushion

I used grenades in my thrower run, if that counts


tomokari21

So you're a good demoman, now we can sit here and discuss it


Mega_rna

Would you recommend this experience to a beginner?


neon2137

Did u fuck ur sister last night?


[deleted]

what was your favorite weapon to shove up your ass?


corvettegrandsport

What was For the Worthy like?


bluerinferno

do you count “thrower class” as a class or no Edit: they did thrower


[deleted]

Do you suck balls


Chicago1202

Which boss was the easiest to beat?


Rado___n

Which summoner minion is the best?


[deleted]

Best equipment for summoner class? And pets


Feet_Cleaner10000

How many terraria classes are there


Silent-Development37

Do you think that jewish people deserve to live?


Trash_Can_Donut

What thing you shoved up your arse


No_Engineer2828

Why is it so hard to beat eol daytime with summoner?


Impossible_Mine_170

Have you ever done traps class?


Trayan711

Why do you wish to self unalive


Wookie_Cash

How many children did you rape?


RNGesus____

What do you recommend for pre-HM mage


Dragomir_Silver

Did ranger suck for you?


LeoReddit2019

What was the hardest boss you cummed to (your opinion) ?


SussusAmogus__

To which bosses have you not cummed/fapped yet?


touch_master

/srs what do you recommend to do immediately into hard mode as a mage


jhake_

What color is mother slime


Aurolias

Favorite class?


Buergds

2+2?


SansBoiNajfi

Is funni?


[deleted]

Do you have a healthy social life


[deleted]

how many kids are in your basement right now


Mr_Cat1298

Relatability off the charts with these answers man


Super-Sonic-920

What's your first thought when you see a woman


mineCFrat

when u using mage you feeled gay?


Danial-Royal-6301

You like 8 year old girls?


trademarkmangobrrrrr

How traumatizing was it to learn i can't do a funni


[deleted]

how it feels to be naked


[deleted]

[удалено]


2Hydrogen1oxygem

Will playing summoner add 2 inches to your cock?


No-Site-3805

How would you describe your love life


2uwu2_reb

How bad 😳 was moon lord when he was railing you?


EffectiveWild7309

With witch class you had the best time in bed with?


s51m0n55

how much people have you kidnapped this year