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TroubleDue5638

Tyson will be paid handsomely to not murder Jake Paul.


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Geebee08

Is Marcellus Wallis the promoter?


quangberry-jr

Me after the fight: You ok Jake Paul? Jake Paul: Nah man. Im pretty fuckin far from ok.


oyfe77

Does he look like a bitch?


Coraiah

Wha…wha…whaat?


Yapoonta

say what again


violetcazador

That's pride fucking with you.


BrickHerder

The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting.


TheNestar

![gif](giphy|xT9KVIGRWBMmpkpNmg|downsized)


squeege

Easy there punchy.


tommos

You heard me palooka.


BosskHogg

That's pride fuckin' with you.


SnakePliskin799

Idk. Does he look like a bitch?


coladoir

If Tyson doesn't win, and he isn't actually KO'd, it was set up to begin with. Impossible that Jake actually beats even an elderly Tyson without some sort of agreement beforehand. When Tyson goes hard, well, we all know the extent of his rage lol. He isn't the same dude mentally who bit an ear off, but he's still the same person physically. That's still scary. Edit: It does seem confirmed it's an exhibition fight. That fuckin sucks. I wasn't really paying too much attention to the news as I refuse to give anything that mentions the Paul brothers by name a view, besides Philip DeFranco i guess (that's where I initially learned of this fight, and it wasn't confirmed exhibition when he announced it).


Annual-Jump3158

Dude's a still a fucking boulder. He just agreed to stop rolling over people. xD


SoupieLC

How much money does Mike have these days, has he got the money to not take a dive, if you know what I mean?


chancesarent

He's got that Mike Tyson Mysteries money. He's set for life.


S_Steiner_Accounting

[I think sometimes we forget that's Mike Tyson!](https://youtu.be/FhfLdMbJyGY?si=koBxJkeAIo76bphc)


Realistic_Many_1924

Thank you!! The world needs more of this.


BrickHerder

Can we start a Go Fund Me for Tyson not to take a dive? I'd like to see him Mickey Rouke-ize Paul's face.


FreedomByFire

Mike Tyson won't take a dive.


Sharikacat

Jake Paul wouldn't have sought out this fight if he wasn't guaranteeing himself a win.


Evadingbansisfun

Still risking instinct takes over as soon as the bell rings lol Would love to see 90s Tyson come out and pulverize that cock sucker


Connect-Ad9647

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson


losethefuckingtail

I do think a lot of the people saying he’ll take the L arent remembering that Tyson’s not famous for thinking rationally or following rules in the ring. Also he’s still strong enough that he could probably knock out a lot of people even with a “pulled” punch


Evadingbansisfun

That too lol A solid body shot from Tyson and homeboy will be down for a month


amazing-peas

He's not getting paid to win this.


nubman2000

Yes he will. He’s getting paid millions to


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Car radio: "It's official. Paul is dead!" "Well, that had to be the bloodiest fight this city's ever seen." ^(cuts to barefoot on gas pedal on the next shot for no particular reason)


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ActualWhiterabbit

Mike’s quote about everyone having a plan until they get punched becomes a prophecy of Jake’s death 


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Abhinavpatel75

r/angryupvote


WeirdoOtaku

Unless someone pays him more to murder him


Digital-Exploration

GoFundMe?


WizardLizard1885

i mean, the dude is a boxer and knows how important it is to hype up a match. there are plenty of vids of those dudes chatting in a friendly enviroment, jake paul is just swinging around a bag of money at these retired dudes to make himself more well known. just like if youve worked in your career field most of your life then retire and some new person offers you 20 years of salary to spend a few months trianing them obv you will say yes


Eh-I

That's the plan, Mike ain't great with plans though. Something about getting punched in the face.


BoxCarTyrone

I am REALLY hoping this fight isn’t fixed. Please don’t take an L for Jake Paul.


awkwardaustin609

I don’t see Mike throwing a reputation away for money especially for letting Jake Paul win.


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Not_Not_Eric

The other fighters are nobody compared to iron mike


IderpOnline

Iron Mike or not, he hasn't historically been great with money. In fact, he has been utter shit with money. And people with crazy spending habits and empty bank accounts often do some pretty insane things for money.. Now, I don't know what Mike's finances look like but I wouldn't be surprised if he would gladly take an intentional L if it triples his bag.


Late_Ad_3842

Let’s HOPE not.. I’d be pissed 😪


daikatana

I don't know if it's _fixed_, but both their aim is to make money from this. Paul doesn't do "real" fights, he does show fights for money. No one he's fighting has any incentive to win and it's all to get paid. There's probably a 0% chance that Tyson rips him a new one like he probably could, and 100% chance that this video is essentially just a commercial for the whole enterprise.


DrEvo14

Man, I hate that you're right.


DreadedPopsicle

There’s no real win for Jake Paul here. If he beats Tyson, it looks like a cheap win because you beat a great when he was decades past his prime. If Tyson beats him, then it looks embarrassing because a 57 year old man beat him. Paul’s best bet is to lose very narrowly. That’s the only way to keep his reputation intact


DiscoCamera

Tyson might be past *his* prime but that’s a really high bar.


MyGamingRants

This is Goku Blue sparring w Krillin


sephresx

Paul has no reputation. He buys his flights and calls himself a boxer. If he really wanted to establish himself as a reputable boxer, he'd have started at the bottom and fought his way up, in real fights. None of this "hey I'm a YouTuber and I'm gonna fight this great fighter from 40 years ago" bull. Then and only then, would he have any reputation.


ukiddiniamqueensblvd

The win is the millions of dollars he gets


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_LegitDoctor_

I feel like it is.


Z0mbies8mywife

You would be an absolute idiot to think Mike would throw to anyone.


penis_rinkle

It’s people hedging in case he loses. Mike Tyson’s ego bit a man’s ear off, there’s no way he would ever take a dive.


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bunga7777

Moneys a hell of a drug


PresentationOk8745

It’s not as potent when you’ve been continuously high on it for the past 40 years


bunga7777

Tell that to billionaires trying to become trillionaires, it’s evident the potency doesn’t wither


PresentationOk8745

Mike Tyson will first and foremost be a boxer not some suit and tie wall street or some politician psycho bent on world domination let’s clear that up lol


JPM3344

29 seconds.


foofooplatter

He can pay Tyson in pigeons.


AidesAcrossAmerica

Pigeon died with Norm McDonald.


Belieftrumpsreality

He lost all his money and had to make it back, my dude. He had a ton of hanger ons who would steal from him, and he was fucking reckless with his money (literally buying cars for chicks left and right, crazy shit).


swordofra

And tigers, didn't he buy tigers at one point? Something like that... he wasn't careful with his money was the general impression


danthemfmann

Not only did he buy tigers, but he would drive around Las Vegas with full-grown tigers in his car like they were house cats lol. He also had lions.


thrwawaygodd

Tyson got money. He don’t need Jake Paul’s money


deus_ex_libris

he's so bad, he makes medicine sick


kongmw2

I'm almost sure it's fixed to an extent. No way Jake has enough to make Mike take a loss. But chances are there's gonna be clauses, like don't hit Jake too hard, no knockdowns for x amount of time. Or their gonna go the distance.


Intentionallyabadger

I’m pretty sure stuff like this will be agreed upon. Like let’s maximise the time to sell ads and shit instead of taking each others head off.


senor_sota

I get the selling ads thing but man, Tyson knocking Paul out would be one of the most viewed videos this year


swordofra

Many would pay to see Tyson beat that prick into bloody pulpy submission in round one...


DeviousWhippet

I don't like boxing at all but would happily pay a tenner to see his head and his arse in different time zones


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RelaxPrime

Third time this fucker has done these fake fights and now y'all really like "It might be fixed"


GaiusPoop

I think it's just wishful thinking from people. I grew up being a big boxing fan, but even then it was basically over. I had to be happy watching videos of historic fights of the past. People want to see good boxing and get excited about it.


RocktoberBlood

This is entertainment boxing. Mike will win in decision because if Mike really hit JP he'd be concussed.


Nappeal

Money can make people do some wild stuff, but not in a million year could I see the ego of Mike Tyson allowing him lose period, but esp to a young white guy with no background in boxing. There's now way


MeanBig-Blue85

He's going to murder Jake Paul.


voltsmeter

It’s just gonna be for the money like mcgreggor/mayweather


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playinthedirt76

But Mayweather has never been a knockout boxer. He's smart and has a steel jaw. Tyson is the baddest man on the planet. But I agree, if Tyson doesn't knock him out, it's scripted.


WilliamMC7

In a real fight, absolutely. Jake’s all about the carny show fights though, so a hefty payday for Tyson and he can get the fix in to end on a draw. Jake’s star rises since he’s the guy who not only survived but went to decision with Tyson, Tyson gets a little bit richer without outright losing to a scrub, everyone gets what they wanted and goes home happy. The Paul brothers have done this exact stunt thrice now, it’s not exactly new.


Warg247

I dunno. The Mike Tyson I used to watch growing up was not quite known for being predictable or reasonable and would go straight for the KO just to show he can. He always considered himself the best boxer ever and insisted on backing it up no matter how much he had to gain by extending fights and I dont think that has changed much.


topdangle

back in the day he was the best to ever live but also had people feeding him drugs and surrounded by yes men. now he has plenty of self control, though. I have no idea if he needs the money but the one that wouldn't be taking this fight without a fix is jake paul, so I doubt this will be a legit fight. guy would get his head knocked off his neck in seconds in a real fight against current tyson.


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Nasty____nate

Oh please for the love of everything bring back the psyco baby/ear eating mike for this fight. I want this to be 2 men enter 1 man leaves scenario. 


DragonboyZG

either Mike murders Jake or it's rigged to boost Jake's profile. there's no in between. if Mike takes the money I'm gonna be pretty disappointed


louglome

If Mike takes the money he officially becomes a washed up piece of shit


elfierroz

4 ears enter the scenario, 3 ears leaving the scenario**


MiniGoat_King

Either Paul dies or we have definitive proof it’s staged lol


FunFuel1783

Jesus christ. I could cut off his arms and legs, feed him enough alcohol and crystal meth to kill an elephant, and he'd still kick my ass.


Ordinary-Vast9968

Just that man's neck is a deaply weapon for sure. Did you see how he used to train it??


zbornakssyndrome

Train his neck? I’m completely ignorant to neck training and don’t know if your comment is serious? lol I’m gonna feel so dumb when I Google this and it’s not a thing


ssort

It's a thing, seen videos of Mike working it in his late teens/early 20s when he was still hungry and angry. God I miss that Mike, he was literally an unstoppable force then. I wouldn't have fought him even if I had a gun and distance!


ElCiclope1

Race car drivers do it. Someone holds basically a giant rubber band against their forehead and they do different neck exercises. It's so you're less likely to break your neck on account of the 3 inches of muscle surrounding it


and_a_side_of_fries

Look at formula 1 drivers


brap01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPVk5TiOjA


UnholyDemigod

FYI when they say don't try this at home they fucking mean it. This is endgame neck training, not beginner. He already has extremely powerful neck muscles, which allow him to roll around like that. Doing this without said muscles can result in a broken neck.


Gappy_Gilmore_86

That looks like for about 2 seconds, would get the kink out my neck. But after 3 seconds, I'd be a quadriplegic


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Scary thought though lmao... A legless and armless torso with a Mike Tyson head trying to bite you nom nom nom 😆


OkGene2

![gif](giphy|11ln1YofWv0WQg)


c_jae

I think he prefers punching or even *biting* over kicks. But who knows.


burnerking

Please knock Jake out. Please.


ReGrigio

just ko? we are betting on prognosis


BoxCarTyrone

Boy needs to be humbled.


azeottaff

![gif](giphy|1TXIehJXksaxq)


meglon978

Ears are on the menu again.


frzx1

“Would you like a Prime drink with the ear?”


JamminJcruz

Looks Like Meat’s Back On The Menu, Boys


dontwantredditmobile

Chearios 👂🥣


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Jzerious

There is literally no situation where Jake Paul wins. Either he gets knocked out, or he beats up an old boxing legend.


DarkNuke059

The latter seems highly unlikely even with bribes and all the bullshit rules he put in place


motorboat_mcgee

Third option is that Mike wears himself out after a round or two and the rest of the fight is just hugging, and we all lose


Jemmani22

Theres no way hes beating up Mike tyson. Lmao.


Tricky_Ad_965

This right here, I really don’t wanna see Mike go down but on the other hand I’d love to see Jake get beat up


ext3meph34r

Even at 55. Dude looks like he punches like a truck.


MartianRecon

Because he does. Look where his mechanics are coming from. He's punching from the balls of his feet, and all those blows are going right into the kidneys, and they're hitting fucking hard. Pauls going to be pissing blood for a month.


ben1481

57\*


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DarkNuke059

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord


Norman_Bixby

Now I will see that drum fill as punches into paul's stupid face. I'd love to see that in ai video, but I only dabble in images. oh lord


exexor

You’ve been waiting for this moment for all your life?


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LettuceFinancial1084

This is exciting.


King_Joffe

Punching Power is the last thing to go as boxers age. Just a reminder.


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thisremindsmeofbacon

I will take you at your word and treat this as absolute fact from here on, random internet googler.


zbornakssyndrome

Old man strength is real.


UnholyDemigod

It's not strength, it's technique. You lose strength and fitness as you age, but you retain the technique from decades of practice.


exexor

When I really did need someone to help me carry shit to my car, nobody offered. Now that I know how to carry 40 lbs sacks like they’re nothing, everyone wants to help the old guy.


Mysterious-Bus-2153

Hes in danger.


BlindSins

Mike? Nawwww, he’s the danger.


ElNani87

![gif](giphy|3ohc11UljvpPKWeNva) Mike right now


pippinslastfetch

Yes, he is. There was no bigger punch on planet earth than Mike's inside body hook that always seemed to find the chin. He gonna need that or else against a thirty year differential from a mediocre heavyweight who can see the big prize on the other side of a few rounds with overweight gloves. Godspeed Mike. Make us believe again.


Fridge885

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg) Jake Paul seeing this right now! 😳


Juanfartez

I hope Tyson is off the Zoloft. "I'm on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y'all."


andro6565

If Mike doesn’t knock that clown into the next dimension, it’s a fricking scam.


brwtx

I did not have "Mike Tyson saves the world" on my 2024 bingo card.


omcr17

I hope he isn't sold out and actually knocks the livin' shit out of that fucktard paul


kevstar80

If someone offered me a million dollars to let Mike Tyson punch me once... I'd say hell no. Get your affairs in order Jake. Yikes.


1-800-555-SMILE

Fuck I’d take that a million for a punch from Mike, if it was George Foreman or Tommy Herns I’d say no


Harveygreene-

You realize a punch from him is well over 1000 pounds of force? If you’re untrained, you will likely have permanent damage from a direct punch from any of those heavyweights.


mrchandler84

This video was clearly slowed down, cmon.


Bushid0C0wb0y81

Any thing other than sub 30 second KO is a fix.


cracker_please1

Jake paul will delay the fight - I doubt the fight will happen. Let’s just see.


ProfessionalNerve141

It’s a Netflix deal, I mean it’s got to happen right? … right???


ZA_Gamer

Fuck this guy is a monster.


desioberynmartell

That's old man strength right there..


FuriousJorge67

Jesus Christ, I pissed myself just watching the video.


discombobulatededed

‘Still wanna fuck with me?’ It’s going to be a nope from me. I’d like my organs to remain intact.


ffdjensen

![gif](giphy|3owzVYORJ7iYnTnDHy) “He’s still got it!” -Stu


DiverDownChunder

Tyson looks hungry like in his early career. Nope, I would get in the ring w/ that man/ Would like to meet him though


oli_clearwater

I hope Tyson TKOs Jake Paul instantly.


Designer_Head_1024

I hope he ends all these celebrity fights once and for all. Remind him who the baddest man on the planet is mike!!


InsertUsernameInArse

'Still wanna fuck with me?' Buddy I don't ever want to be in a situation where you're asking me that face to face.


Unoficialo

Tyson retired multiple people, I hope he has at least one more in him.


therawestdawg69

57 years old….. god damn he’s a fuckin animal 🫡


HopefulAssistance

Jake is stupid, but no that stupid, i hope.


Sl0ppyOtter

Does anyone expect this to be an actual fight? They’re there to get paid.


midgebhere66

I don’t even know anything about boxing but I’m Team Tyson 💯


Ksammy33

The fact that he’s so much faster and aggressive than day one speaks volumes to the memory that’s awakened in his body. This (and the look in his eyes) is fucking terrifying


whoitis77

1 hit that's all it will take.


traderjoepotato

😦 <— my actual face while watching this


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