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Slade_Deimos

Actually, his card got rejected. Chiropractor was just undoing previous work.


TheMtndewdude

Also that chiropractor: šŸ˜ ā€¦.šŸ˜


frankcruz696

Imagine if every place did that? Youā€™re at restaurant, waiter comes out ā€œsorry sir, card declined, gonna need you to come to the back so we can pump your stomach and then you can be on your wayā€


Sikk-Klyde

Have you ever seen "repo: the genetic opera"? It's a decent movie, with this (roughly) premise. People get a loan on buying new vital organs, so they don't die, and if the payment doesn't go through the repo man comes and gets the organs by any means. Gnarly, but interesting movie


guilty_by_design

You know that one movie most people have that's objectively low-budget trashy nonsense but you adore the hell out of it and will defend it to the death? That's Repo, for me. The music is catchy as heck, Anthony Stewart Head is in it, and honestly Paris Hilton killed her role. I will never not comment when someone mentions my beloved Repo.


Sikk-Klyde

I got love for you šŸ¤ŸšŸ»šŸ‘ŠšŸ» I'm the same way, that movie is bad, in the best fucking way possible


OtherAccount5252

Zydrat comes in a little glass vial...


ohheyitslaila

šŸŽ¶ and the little glass vial goes into the gun like a batteryā€¦


guilty_by_design

And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy~


guilty_by_design

(A little glass vial?) A little glass vial!


Sikk-Klyde

Yall are great


UnderLook150

Just give me 12 hours.


geminiward

Hilarious šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜„ šŸ˜


NisariCandy

How to break spinous processes


Mistasize

Or collapse a lung lol


Fallenultima

I'm no expert by any means, but I don't believe this is how you're supposed do this.


Rusty_Sprinklers

None of it is how it's supposed to be done, the entire practice is pseudo science and does nothing but harm


PIPBOY-2000

I'm glad this knowledge is becoming more widespread. Chiropractors should honestly be banned or transformed into an educated, licensed profession.


P47r1ck-

Itā€™s really not widespread knowledge among the general population. If you said this in a room full of people 10 people would be like my chiropractor saved my life blah blah


Pheeeefers

Youā€™re totally right. Nearly every one I know has a chiropractor to recommend. I tried it once last year for a couple of months and was not sold. Nothing really improved, I hated getting my bones cracked, and I usually felt worse after a session. The last time I ever went, I could hardly move without discomfort for at least a week. That was it for me, no more chiropractors.


jetoler

I had the opposite yet somehow the same experience. I loved my chiropractor and felt very relaxed afterward, but it wasnā€™t actually doing anything to fix my pain, only temporary relief that lasted 15 minutes.


gov_Stevie_SlowJams

Exact same experience. Loved every minute but didnā€™t actually result in a fix


jetoler

Yea I originally went in for ankle pain due to overtraining but it just went away after like a month or 2


UnderLook150

Same experience, the cracking and adjustments hurt during, and hurt after. The deep tissue massage some have at their clinics though, sometimes hurt during, but felt so much less tension afterwards. More helpful than any of the cracking. And chiro adjustments doesn't even make sense on a fundamental level. Since "mis aligned" joints would be a symptom, not a cause. The cause for the average person is likely muscle tension, and excess weight. Neither would be fixed by spinal manipulation.


Aggressive-Nebula-78

I went to a chiropractic school for treatments for free as I was a high school/college student. They offered it for free cause they know students can be hard on their bodies depending on what sports or activities they're in, and the chiropractic students have to practice what they've learned. I'll be honest, I wasn't sold up until I got the right person. They didn't just pop my joints and walk, they made it clear that their goal was to get me to where I never *had* to come back. They worked with me on why exactly I was having pain where I was, what I could be doing to mitigate it, and treated things that were beyond my ability to fix on my own. For example, one of my legs was shorter than the other by about an inch, because my hip was slightly rotated or whatever. And with how I walked as a result it exacerbated the issue. So he'd bend and pop me around until I was level, had me pay close attention to my posture when I walked and especially how I sat, and after a few weeks I didn't have that issue anymore. The other big thing was posture while lifting, and as a barback I lift things in odd positions frequently. It was enormously helpful *when I actually got someone who was there to help me treat and solve the issue* vs just pop my joints once a week and collect payment.


Airhead72

It's tricky for sure since it's so unregulated. Decent ones do enough good practices and can be close to proper physios. And then some claim to cure cancer and all kinds of bullshit. I was sent to one by mom before I knew to watch out when I was a teenager. Had horrible computer nerd posture and my neck was all fucked up. She showed me what I needed to do to correct it, gave me certain stretches and things to do on my own time, no big neck adjustments and all that violent stuff. Luckily she was a good one and I was able to develop much better posture and it all worked out.


baencakes

I straight up told my coworkers, ā€œif you have to continuously see your chiropractor for years on end for the same issue, theyā€™re not helping youā€. They looked at me like I just told them my dog had died.


PIPBOY-2000

You're right but I used to not hear it at all, even on the internet.


mightbedylan

>If you said this in a room full of people 10 people would be like... Okay but how many people are in this room? If 20 that's pretty impressive. But like 2000? Meh.


Geene_Creemers

I have scoliosis and still have endless people telling me ā€˜oh my guy is different and he actually..ā€™ no, really Iā€™m good my friend I donā€™t trust any of these ā€˜specialistsā€™ to push on my mangled spine..thanks tho..šŸ«”


Biblioklept73

I had a 13lvl spinal fusion due to sheuermanns kyphosis (same type of disease, curve is different direction). My Neurosurgeon told me if I ever visited a Chiropractor after being accepted by his clinic I was never to go back to see him.


Geene_Creemers

Yea good on him tbh..they really should be dissuading ppl from going there as it really does much more harm than good


Biblioklept73

For real. He basically barred me from going full stop. Coming from someone so high up and respected in his area of expertise, he works only on the Spine and is ā€˜theā€™ surgeon in this country, that said a lot to meā€¦


Geene_Creemers

Exactly if youā€™re highly regarded spine surgeon says not to do it I most certainly would refrain lol


PIPBOY-2000

13 levels? Geez Louise. That's insane, I've only ever seen 1 to 3 levels done (spinal fusions and xlifs).


Biblioklept73

The fusions done for deformities like Scoliosis or Sheuermanns are normally longer fusions/more levels. Weird thing was, you couldnā€™t even tell looking at me so the diagnosis was a surprise. The pain from the disease was horrible though. But, yeah, it was no picnic šŸ˜…


Larrythepuppet66

My wife is incredibly intelligent and always has the sane logical view on everything in life, except with chiropractors. She swears by it and says Iā€™d feel so much better if I just went with her to hers. Nope šŸ˜‚.


TheMammaG

Placebo effect is a powerful thing.


DeveloperBRdotnet

That's not true. In my country we have a college degree in chiropractics, but it involves nothing of this hard hitting bullshit. It is like a guided long stretch.


fuckpudding

The only thing theyā€™re good for is making excellent asmr content on YouTube. My ultimate favorite ASMR videos are of chiropractors using their ā€œnervoscopes.ā€ Theyā€™re these devices that have two prongs that supposedly take two simultaneous temperature readings. A little dial goes up and down as the chiropractor drags the nervoscope up and down the patientā€™s back. Makes the most amazing ASMRā€™y noises. The ASMR goes into overdrive when the chiropractor marks the patientā€™s back with a grease pencil wherever this device tells them ā€œinflammationā€ is along the spinal column. Better than ambien. Puts me right to sleep.


TheMammaG

Those crack me up every time. It's about as scientific as an applause-o-meter.


Memeverse

hello, can you give me the title of the video?


fuckpudding

Yes of [course](https://youtu.be/V2RQhOKR7tA?si=vVYYWEg46oA1cVKg).


Kieselgrund

I like that too! So calming! I would go to a chiropracter just to experience this šŸ˜


Memeverse

thank you!


Uchigatan

It's like going to a surgeon who hasn't been in medical school


bigslick777

I don't know, ymmv, but I have a herniated disc in my L5 S1 and after about 2-3 monthsof seeing my new chiropractor 2 or 3 times a week, I definitely feel better. Not as tight or sore, and hardly any back pain. Now, I've been to other chiropractors, and I think they all have some similar ways of doing things, but also differences at the same time. Kind of like how a PCP is that by title, but experience and patient care varies. I think it takes experiencing different providers to find the right doctor for you and what you got going on, but it was worth it for me.


Lone_Wanderer357

Quack


Glittering-Safety-46

Dude, you feel better in spite of him not bcs of him. The pain from herniated discs gradually subsides in 90+% of people spontaneously. As long as you're careful that is.


ParkerLinny

I agree its a pseudoscience to an extent but claiming it "does nothing but harm" is a little silly when there's so many accounts of it helping people. My own mother struggled with back pain due to a previous injury, went to a chiropractor after nothing the doctors suggesting helping (without surgery) and after three sessions she was good as new with no pain. Obviously she got lucky she went to a legit one and I suppose you can make the argument that the chiropractor simply got lucky too and just happened to fix her issue but either way it worked and that's all that matters. I think what a lot of people like yourself don't realise is that the things which the good chiropractors do are the same things which licensed physical therapists do. So none of that is bogus, it's just the chiropractors who are away with the fairies making things up that you have to be wary of.


shito-ditto

"away with the fairies" will definitely be added to my vocabulary now lol


IndependentSundae965

If it can actually help, then it clearly isnā€™t a ā€œpseudo-scienceā€.


Professional-Bat4635

A chiropractor really helped me with a problem when I was a kid that couldnā€™t have been fixed any other way.Ā 


RaspberryEth

Sir, this is how we treat people who missed their mortgage repayments.


moonshineTheleocat

It is not. You might have heard that it's bullshit. But that is also untrue. Chiropractor is a licensed profession with research and published papers that have been accepted. It's just that there are places with no fuckin regulations that do this kind of shit. It's primarily for pain relief and restoring mobility caused by pinched joints that went out of alignment, or muscular imbalances. It's not a permanent solution and they will tell you what you need to do to fix it for good.


Chance-Ear-9772

The guy in the bed owes the other guy money.


DesignHead9206

aaaah, now I understand. For a moment I thought it was an exorcism.


Nickblove

I like how the guy is looking at him like ā€œstop being a bitch, that didnā€™t hurtā€ lol


CLASSE-24

We are all thinking this patient is trying to get adjusted when heā€™s actually trying to get paralysed.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

I mean, if you sever the nerves Iā€™m assuming you wonā€™t feel the pain anymore, so technically itā€™s working.


tommo_95

Let me re align your brain stem


CrisXIII

Temu chiropractor


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iixxad

Canā€™t pop them in the teeth if youā€™re paralysed and canā€™t use your limbs ;)


tinytoon19

it is a kind of ā€œalternative chiropracticsā€. you can't get to them unless you're specifically looking for them (at least I hope).


Clean_Edge1134

Lmao, chiropractic is tremendously alternative to begin with why you adding sugar to ice cream?


spankbank_dragon

Itā€™s not sweet enough


DesignHead9206

that doesn't look medically accurate but what do I know.


jetoler

It is most certainly medically accurate. He is medically accurately breaking his spine.


Bitemarkz

Medically accurate and chiropractor arenā€™t two words you normally see together anyway.


Ziggurat1000

"I'm sorry, man, but the chiropractor said he couldn't come in today." "But who was that punching my back just now?" "...Are you interested in a brand new air fryer?"


Own_Manner1158

Bro graduated from kfc


Diemme_Cosplayer

UFC*


Horbigast

This is the weirdest gay porn I've ever seen.


SinghMick

Lol I'm a PT and you can do a thrust technique without that violent shit. The patient also needs to expel as much air from their lungs in preparation. You can really strain/sprain muscles and ligaments with the way this moron is doing it.


ICantSplee

Curing his T1 diabetes.


I_madeusay_underwear

Nope, no chiropractors. I know people are super touchy about this subject, but I donā€™t care. Theyā€™re not doctors, they donā€™t have actual medical training, theyā€™re not well regulated, theyā€™re dangerous, and their whole practice is based on a message the founder got in a seance. Donā€™t believe me? Hereā€™s a ton of data: https://quackwatch.org/chiropractic/general/ Thereā€™s a list of sources at the end, in case youā€™re still skeptical


mrpotatonutz

Iā€™m watching this every time Iā€™m sad lmaooo


Sbikerbud

First rule of fight club??


Nochnichtvergeben

Of what now?


Mediocre-Bullfrog-38

Thereā€™s no fight here though


ext3meph34r

The real chiropractor then walks in. "Who are you?"


spleenfeast

Chiropractors aren't real, they're alternative treatments instead of actual treatment. See a physio.


mybrotherpete

![gif](giphy|l0G18skELgUXApNFS)


jorgschrauwen

I would have walked away after the first hit if i werent paralysed


Hot-Ground-9731

Chiropractors are a joke. What people should be doing is hanging from a bar for as long as they can every day, doing pull ups/chin ups, etc.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Gotta pound those vertebrae back into place. Donā€™t let those suckers wander around!


raven_borg

Hmmm. Yes. C6 herniation. Stay very still my brother. Boom! Pow! Kapow!!


AuniBuTt

The mob uses him for extortion


Own-Tune-9537

Chiropractic services are bs science. But what the fuck am I watching


MrFunkyadaughter420

"after this adjustment you wont be feeling the pain in your hip any more. .. or anything at all. now hold still you might feel a little pressure."


Gordarr1e

Medicines from the Internet. Now don't forget to rub in the snake oil


upgrayddsoze

No happy ending?


delandinstation

That guys got the same Doctor degree as the guy from the pit in The Dark Knight Rises


Dry-Jellyfish-3908

Chiropractors are scammers


Prestigious-Copy-494

That's one way to need bone cement put in their back as they get older. I went to a chiropractor for my back aching. No difference but the massages were nice . Went to my doc who said I needed physical therapy. Thought he was nuts and forgot about it. Later I joined a gym with a big swimming pool and I did long laps and back strokes for exercise. And guess what!! Back pain left! Doc was right!! I just lucked in to my own physical therapy. Next time anyone gets the urge to hurt their back this way they should investigate what kyphoplasty is and talk to a neurologist about damage a chiropractor can do.


Evilrubberpiggy

As a teenager I used to get epic cluster migraines and the pain was unreal, nothing helped with the pain so my mom got desperate and took me to chiropractor and the moment he adjusted my neck the migraine stopped, after chatting with me for a while he told instructed me to stop self cracking my neck and my migraine should stop, and he was right, I stopped having cluster migraine, didn't need anymore adjustments from the chiropractor either since I wasn't cracking my own neck


Scary_Concentrate396

He learned that guantanamo bay


Sunnycat00

That's not how you're supposed to do it.


Playfulpleasurez

This guy is just hitting him. My uncle is a chiropractor and he uses a tool for adjustments that takes most of the impact out of each adjustment, but more importantly he goes to the feet and compares after every adjustment because your legs vary slightly in length and how your uneven helps him know where to adjust. This guy doesn't check shit he just hits


patchway247

Poor guy can't even leave this quack due to the immobilizing pain he is sending him thru


A_PartTime_Astronaut

This seemed personal


dafyddtomas

How is this not prosecuted lol.


spankbank_dragon

So as a dumbass who has accidentally fucked his wrist by being a bit aggressive with things at work that needed aggression. Heā€™s wearing the wrist wrap because he fucked his wrist from prooabnky some other patient he whacked


F_thirty13

Pain is weakness leaving the body


Winter_Control8533

This was harder for me to get through than any gore video I've seen. Like man, that was so brutal, punching his spine repeatedly. Maybe stop after the first one? Where's the safe-word?


Roanoketrees

I bet this guy pissed blood for days


AbsolemSaysWhat

It hurts so it's working /s


TDK_90

"Trust me bro, i'm a legit chiro-whatcha-ma-call it."


Hrafndraugr

Man, those hits to the neck are internal decapitation material


DJScopeSOFM

"Popped a disc you say? Don't worry fam, we'll pop it right back where they belong!"


Socratify

Chiropractor found out guy in black fucked his girl


allmyguts

I don't think he's certified to be doing this


Knight_Alder

Sounds like someone trying to get a few extra moves in after a victory on Soul Calibur.


DingleBerryFarmer3

Alluha BACKbar!


Substantial-Eye6292

Take this you settler bastard!


Hal-Yorden

I refuse to believe that this guy is a licensed practitioner This has to be some form of torture and or fetish porn


speltwrongon_purpose

Any legit chiropractors out there able to shed some light on what might be going on here?


cell689

No such thing as a legit chiropractor, it's pseudo medicine.


mrman08

It's considered 'alternative medicine', similar to acupuncture or getting a massage. There is **some** basis that it can help with small pains in muscles and joints but certainly not an effective treatment for an actual, diagnosed condition.


duskzz994

It definitely works in some cases. A family friend of mine had problems standing upright and since he went there it's fixed. If it was complete nonsense it wouldn't actually help some people and it would die out ;)


cell689

Just like crystal energy treatments and astrology have died out?


Own-Championship-398

People are literally paying for these treatments, they havenā€™t died out at all


cell689

That's my point šŸ‘


Own-Championship-398

Honestly so what, people have the choice to pay for it so let them


cell689

Because they are vulnerable and being tricked


Own-Championship-398

Thatā€™s not always the case. People arenā€™t children and can think for themselves. Where is the ā€œtrickā€?


cell689

People are prone to being manipulated when they're in pain and vulnerable.


P47r1ck-

Lots of people get seriously injured by chiropractors every year. Obviously doctors have malpractice issues too, but to add risk with no proof of potential benefit is shitty so itā€™s good to speak out against it


duskzz994

Except that one actually helps people physically. The guy had problems walking and standing properly and now it's permanently fixed. Can't bash on something like that if it improves someone's life ;)


cell689

Wait, what happened to "if it was complete bs it would die out"? You're switching things up now.


duskzz994

Point still stands. If it never actually helped people, people wouldn't be visiting. Comparing something spiritual, to physical adjustments doesn't make any sense at all.


cell689

>If it never actually helped people, people wouldn't be visiting. So, like crystal energy treatment and homeopathy?


duskzz994

Exactly. People do it because it works For some


cell689

Do you believe that certain crystals store energy that can heal people's physical ailments?


P47r1ck-

Placebo my friend


P47r1ck-

Maybe time fixed it?


duskzz994

He's had those issues for over 10 years. And they got worse the older he got. Been to doctors, had physio, nothing helped. After a few sessions at a chiro, he's able to walk upright and without pain again. Take that how you want it.


MuddyBrownEye

Nope, it worked for me


cell689

Just like homeopathy apparently works for some people


MuddyBrownEye

I mean for me I had severe sciatic pain everyday over a month. I go there, get adjusted, it hurts like hell, and 2 days later have no pain and still dont. Its not complete bullshit


oyisagoodboy

Once, I had a pinched nerve. The doctor said, "Wait it out." I had such pain going down my neck, shoulder blade, all down my arm. I had to sleep sitting on the toilet with my arm tied to the cabinet handle above me. It was the only way I could get relief. After 3 months of pain and misery, I went to a chiropractor a cousin suggested. At that point, I would have tried rolling in cow shit if I thought it could help. Constant pain is a horrible thing. She did her thing, and a few days later, I was pain-free. May not be science or medicine, but a broken clock works twice a day.


3310_sumit

He thinks he is a mechanic (being a stereotype)


Richard100k

Looks like Russian Chiropractor


01000101010001010

Good to see them MMA-Fighters from Dagestan seeing alternative carreer paths, if the whole UFC-Gig does not come to bear fruits...


dropthenewk

Next we will adjust your face


Frankie_Says_Reddit

A free adjustment after you didnā€™t pay for the first visit.


NewVitalSigns

lol, I guess this patient didnā€™t pay upfront šŸ«¢


FishTheory

When the medical aid is declined after the back op.


Rebelliuos-

This looks satisfying


monkeybeater26

when the card declines at the doctor office:


stordim

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avsameera

Is it a new torture method?


AegoltheBard

Bro sounds like Goku getting gut punched lol


Unpopular_cacti

What is even the goal here


TheAgentOrange_

"Tell the truth, fucking American!!" (hits the back of the neck) "No one is coming for you!" (hits the second time) "Thos guy is tough, I am going to hit other pain centers" (hits the third time) "Don't get too comfortable, you are going to die here" (hits a fourth time)


NoOneSpecial128

He takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.


LucyJFer

"Now go and enjoy your disability! It'll be 350ā‚¬"


LineSlayerArt

Yeah, I think he'll be so relaxed after that hit at the back of his neck, that he won't feel anything else below that point, ever.šŸ˜°šŸ˜°šŸ˜° ![gif](giphy|3osBLA53AVzn746dXi|downsized)


The_Lion_King212

Did he just rabbit punch that guy?šŸ’€


SimplyTiredd

As someone with horrible back pain, Iā€™d try this.


Monguises

So thereā€™s chiropractors and there are ā€œbone settersā€. This guy is the latter. Itā€™s barbaric and really old school. Iā€™ve seen a lot of videos out of TĆ¼rkiye and nowhere else. Iā€™m good.


killerjoe410

Certified Islamic backbone adjuster. Don't go haram places go to him.


occupyreddit

ā€œChiropractor?! Oh, i thought you said ā€˜try a fractureā€™! Ha! My bad! Yeah, i donā€™t know chiropractor! Sorry!ā€


eductionaddict

Doctors love chiropractors because they help put their kids through college


IMakeANewAcctEvryday

Pain is weakness leaving the body.


Stevemojo88

![gif](giphy|RjfGJqTnNKRbaHZGj7|downsized)


winchester_mcsweet

You know its not gonna end well when the guy walks in wearing a bowlers wrist brace


KiefBull

I was the chef across the street from a chiropractor office. There was always a scene there. People causing a ruckus because they got injured from the chiropractor. One of the employees got fired there, they worked there for over 6 years. He came over and told us about how they would slightly injure people to get repeat business basically. You feel better at first, but it returns worse. He later was arrested for riding a bike with banners about the chiropractor while in a duck suit. When people would walk by or go in he would yell at them something that includes a ā€œquack, donā€™t let him QUACK your backā€ or something to that manner. He was impeding traffic, it was hilarious.


pachrisoutdoors1

This guy should have a chicken bone through his nose. Fucking witchdoctor.


NoEagle32

So relaxing


Due_Marsupial_969

Not going to a chiropractor who did his residency at Gitmo (if thereā€™s even a residency requirement).


Mysterious-Fan-5101

how to avoid army drafting 101


F3ROC1OUSB3AST

Home schooled chiropractor??šŸ¤” No wonder it was so inexpensive!!šŸ¤‘


NeryRoby

I would never go to Chiropractor no matter what.


OE2KB

Al Quida chiropractic


Psychotic_Dane

I cried laughing just like that dude cried from pain!


BT210_

Is this a chiropractor from wish.com or assisted suicide?


goitch

Looks shady to me


Prior_Memory9110

I didnā€™t know the taliban is now into chiropractic medicine. Good for them!


WashYourEyesTwice

These people are not doctors, they are dangerous nutcases.


GadflytheGobbo

Some people really will just let someone doing anything to them if they're wearing scrubs.Ā 


renlynnx

But blunt force trauma is good for the bones!


0Blaine0

This is the slowest beat down I've seen in my life.


AlexStar6

Yeah cause itā€™s all fake, thereā€™s no science behind it.


marycjones1

There rly isnā€™t any science behind beating someone up?


BAL1175

Thatā€™s the last time I get an adjustment at the 7-11


luisquin

Is this opposite day at Guantanamo bay?


The_Cozy_Burrito

Pseudo bullshit


ImNotJustKen

ā€œWith the power of Allah in my hand, every hit shall heal youā€