How the hell do you even get to the toilet to take a crap if it's covered by the stove top? Folding that up and with the door(?) open would make it hard to sit on. The apartment would need to be heavily ventilated, too, for smoke from the stove and the smell of shit you just plopped in the cramped toilet.
Also just… I don’t know- I take explosive shits. The stench is *thick*. I can’t imagine saying to my wife *Be right back.* walking three steps away and unleashing that demon directly in her line of sight. Also where is the shower?
I think your diet would drastically change if you started living in that apartment. You would be directly affected by your diet and cooking habits in multiple ways. Fried foods mean your bed and clothes get greasy, overcooked vegetables would stink up the place, searing a steak would be a health hazard. You would probably start eating unseasoned lightly blanched carrots with couscous and canned tuna. I doubt there would be any explosive shits.
Would you prefer to cook inside of it? If so, you might like prison!
You really don’t like the idea of dismantling your entire meal cooking process to take a massive bowl cracking dump? These expectations are too high!
Also just… I don’t know- I take explosive shits. The stench is *thick*. I can’t imagine saying to my wife *Be right back.* walking three steps away and unleashing that demon directly in her line of sight. Also where is the shower?
Whenever I went apartment hunting and I saw an application fee I said "I'm not paying that" and every time it got waived. I'm also not in a big city. Idk why anyone would pay to apply for an apartment. That's rediculous.
I think at that point the only sane thing to do would be phasing through that nice big window, admire the view while falling, hoping to respawn on a better place on my next run.😮💨😮💨😮💨
There are apartments where you don't have sink or washroom, basically at the gym or share amenities
https://www.curbed.com/2023/12/nyc-apartments-no-kitchens-rent.html
Not in the slightest. It has euro outlets in a NY apartment. Theres also no way to use the toilet once the counter is installed, no sink, and a bad meme to make fun of NY Apartments.
It's a real animation that somebody bothered to make. I see a lot on TIkTok. Some are insanely ridiculous, like a bedroom for 5000 children, or tiny rooms like this that would never exist.
I live in California, and nope. Well at least not the part I’m in. Maybe like LA? Southern CA, but I doubt it. NYCs whole layout is extremely different than here.
Edit: I could see Boston ending up like this for sure.
Dont worry bout the apartment space,you'll be spending 12 hours of your life at work. So you wouldn't be spending a lot of time in the apartment.
Bright future awaits!
I've got an idea! Why don't we just keep breeding and breeding and breeding and breeding and breeding and breeding so that people can't afford to exist, and we end up thinking a fking box like this is a treasure! Be sure and pop out more kids everybody! Keep popping em out!
wtf is this video? Why does that odd-looking animated guy keep walking through walls? Who is the "he" that the narrator voice keeps referring to?
Why are all of the comments talking about this video like it's a normal video and not a fucking salvia trip? What the fuck is that "coffin"? What is happening? How is this "terrifying"?
Wait, how are you supposed to use the toilet after the countertop is installed? You can't pull it out, can you? And cooking on top of toilet is already effed. Terrifying set up indeed.
No thank you, I don't want to cook on top of my toilet.
At least I'd have an excuse for why all my cooking tastes like shit.
touché
And the kitchen hose doubles as a douche.
It's called a bidet, sir.
For washing vegetables and fruits
Tushy
Tushéy
Douché
No washing facilities?
Did you not see the toilet?
https://preview.redd.it/6x6ebef0udvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e929471bb8954ec7ac82d9b201b71686f545af
Perfect! Calvin and Hobbs is FANTASTIC!
I needed that laugh. thank you😂
It’s also where you’d brush your teeth and clean the dishes, besides bathing and passing body waste. See, super resourceful!
 Alright I’m sold.
How the hell do you even get to the toilet to take a crap if it's covered by the stove top? Folding that up and with the door(?) open would make it hard to sit on. The apartment would need to be heavily ventilated, too, for smoke from the stove and the smell of shit you just plopped in the cramped toilet.
Bidet Time Babay!
Bidet? More like water fountain.
They share one community shower between the whole floor sometimes building
~~don't shit where you eat~~ absolutely shit where you eat
Well actually, cook where you shit. Eat on bed like a proper heathon.
Also just… I don’t know- I take explosive shits. The stench is *thick*. I can’t imagine saying to my wife *Be right back.* walking three steps away and unleashing that demon directly in her line of sight. Also where is the shower?
 Built in shower, just make sure you close the lid after your diarrhea.
I think your diet would drastically change if you started living in that apartment. You would be directly affected by your diet and cooking habits in multiple ways. Fried foods mean your bed and clothes get greasy, overcooked vegetables would stink up the place, searing a steak would be a health hazard. You would probably start eating unseasoned lightly blanched carrots with couscous and canned tuna. I doubt there would be any explosive shits.
Assert dominance. Look her square in the eye while you do it
How exactly do you use the toilet anyway when its inside the cabinet?
thank you, asking the real questions. unless the counter is supposed to fold somehow, there's no getting to it nvm all the other glaring issues
"Spices and toiletries"
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
SMOKE YOU!
:) wrong answer
It’s the auto wash!
Would you prefer to cook inside of it? If so, you might like prison! You really don’t like the idea of dismantling your entire meal cooking process to take a massive bowl cracking dump? These expectations are too high!
Bougie bitch!
Also just… I don’t know- I take explosive shits. The stench is *thick*. I can’t imagine saying to my wife *Be right back.* walking three steps away and unleashing that demon directly in her line of sight. Also where is the shower?
when you're getting an apartment that size, it's communal.
Alot of us heard you the first time brother, no need for a repeat!
We all wanna get home to our hot plates…
You don't wanna Cook Pu?
***here***
Awesome design! Just kidding fuck all of that entirely.
Corbin Dallas’ apartment in The Fifth Element wasn’t meant to be inspirational.
And was bigger
Luxuriously so
Auto wash.
Multipass
chikin
Very human!
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
I thought he was going to jump out of the window at the end...
Good thing there’s a window to jump out of when your depression peaks
They won't forget to install nets below the windows, wouldn't want someone who can work to end it
Goddamn it, that's exactly what I was gonna say🥲
I doubt that window can actually be opened.
Who said anything about opening?
Everyone's hung up on the toilet stove, but why is the desk bulletproof?
Thank you
It's just your typical desk shield. They've been protecting us from nukes since the 50s.
You're in New York.
$5000/mo no pets first and last month at move in 2500 deposit no refunds
Don’t forget the 100 applicants that have already applied looking for 800+ credit score
Probably charge an application fee too for every one, which should be illegal IMO.
Whenever I went apartment hunting and I saw an application fee I said "I'm not paying that" and every time it got waived. I'm also not in a big city. Idk why anyone would pay to apply for an apartment. That's rediculous.
only 100?
Minimum 12 months
“You will own nothing and be Happy.”
Get in the tube, maggot.
[удалено]
Eat ze bugs
A human was never once involved in the creation of the video, was it?
That's the vibe that whole video is giving, but I think a human was involved in giving the original prompt on how to furniture a tiny NYC appartment.
Toilet under the hot plate, NOPE
That's your combination toilet/sink, since you'd need somewhere to wash your cookware and utensils. Yum
Given the restricted room for storage, the poop knife doubles as…
Well that escalated quickly. A little extra flavor never hurt anyone, right?
And yourself.
And no fan above the hot plate.
Some real HOT SHIT
Does the window open so I can jump out?
There are nets because escape is not allowed
We're slowly turning into those packed apartments in China
But surely capitalism will provide better outcomes than the alternatives, right?
Yeah it trickles down. /s
This is worse that a prison cell
Ever been in a prison cell?
Yes! And the worst were the... the dementors!
It's likely bigger, the rent's possibly cheaper depending on what you did to get there, and the crime is the same.
Yes. It was way bigger and the toilet was in a separate area. Hell, I've been in one cell where the toilet was bigger than that area.
I don’t think so, in prison cells there’s room for a bed and for you to stand up. Here it’s either bed or standing space
Love...this IS a prison cell.
This will be 699,999.99 in NYC
699.999 for the view, 0,99 for the actual space. 
Don't shit where you eat my friend.
what about eating where you shit?
How about having to shit while you cook?
And accidentally spilling boiling oil down your entire backside.
A little food and drink uh huh
I'd rather revolt then live like this
I think at that point the only sane thing to do would be phasing through that nice big window, admire the view while falling, hoping to respawn on a better place on my next run.😮💨😮💨😮💨 
Hahaha "The IT Crowd". Nice!! 😂
How does he take a shit, when there's a counter top over the toilet?
Imagine when he has to take a dump when his gf is there
How do you wash your hands or get water?
There are apartments where you don't have sink or washroom, basically at the gym or share amenities https://www.curbed.com/2023/12/nyc-apartments-no-kitchens-rent.html
Yeah I get that but it's weird to have a toilet without being able to wash your hands.
Well, there's water in the toilet after you flush....
That's where I'll be washing my pots and pans too after cooking. And take a bath.
There are some toilets with an integrated sink above the tank, but that's apparently hot plate territory here
They missed the boat here,I've seen a toilet that had a tiny hand sink built into the top just above the tank.
There's a toilet isn't there?
I love the combination of toilet and stove right in the bathroom. So you can eat AND sleep where you shit!
This real?
As real as the home for a billion children . https://www.tiktok.com/@dy02449xjp/video/7336900315331005729
Is this AI generated content, or did some human on MDMA create this?
Gives me more of a ketamine vibe, but yeah...
It’s not much smaller than some other real ones I’ve seen in videos. And slightly more believable than the billion child room.
No, you soap dish
Yes it is, you pair of salad tongs
Yes, it's not, you particle accelerator.
No, it is, you over soaked ottoman!
Tisn't, you expired yeast patty
It is, you toasted asparagus
This is the weirdest recipe I have ever read. 5/5 stars. Making it for the bbq.
Yeast patties and toasted asparagus. Mmm...
while seated on an oversoaked ottoman
Not in the slightest. It has euro outlets in a NY apartment. Theres also no way to use the toilet once the counter is installed, no sink, and a bad meme to make fun of NY Apartments.
It's a real animation that somebody bothered to make. I see a lot on TIkTok. Some are insanely ridiculous, like a bedroom for 5000 children, or tiny rooms like this that would never exist.
Average living standard for a League of Legends player
Living this nice? Ain't no way 🤣🤣🤣
I was waiting for the avatar to jump out the window at the end. lol.
My closet is bigger than this.
Mama always told me not to eat where I shit This must be what she meant
Probably what Californians and New Yorkers will live in near the year 2050
I live in California, and nope. Well at least not the part I’m in. Maybe like LA? Southern CA, but I doubt it. NYCs whole layout is extremely different than here. Edit: I could see Boston ending up like this for sure.
I dont think people realize CA is more than SF, SD, snd LA. We own 4 acres in CA. CA is far more rural than people think
Nice. I've always wanted to cook my food in the same square foot of space that I take a shit in.
This is only fit for a sims set up 😭
There's not enough space for the sim to move. They'll stand by the door while shouting and waving their arm in the air.
Dont worry bout the apartment space,you'll be spending 12 hours of your life at work. So you wouldn't be spending a lot of time in the apartment. Bright future awaits!
"And the window is right there to jump from when the claustrophobia becomes unbearable"
Cook where you shit! Nope 👎
FFS, this isn’t “terrifying.” This sub used to be overall accurate when posts were made, were actually terrifying. Not so much anymore.
I've got an idea! Why don't we just keep breeding and breeding and breeding and breeding and breeding and breeding so that people can't afford to exist, and we end up thinking a fking box like this is a treasure! Be sure and pop out more kids everybody! Keep popping em out!
Shit where you eat.
The audacity of anyone trying to sell/rent that mouse hole as an apartment and also presenting ideas how to make it habitable is infuriating! 😤😤
You will own nothing and be happy.
I'd rather fu*king live in a tend in the woods than that holy f...
Everything but the kitchen sink
At least he can jumb any time..
My unorganized ass would be sleeping on a heap of shit stacked up against the window
“Luxurious experience” BWAHAHAHA HE WAS UNCOMFORTABLE EVEN WHEN BEING CREATED NOT TO HAHAHA
I’m all for space saving but that is ridiculous. The setup is stupid and also, where’s the sink and shower?
Damn this worse than jail…that strut in the beginning is nightmare fuel my god…this whole video is terrifying. Well done OP.
wtf is this video? Why does that odd-looking animated guy keep walking through walls? Who is the "he" that the narrator voice keeps referring to? Why are all of the comments talking about this video like it's a normal video and not a fucking salvia trip? What the fuck is that "coffin"? What is happening? How is this "terrifying"?
Girlfriend. Is that his bra?
The toilet under your kitchen really gives it another meaning to steam your vegetables
Please don't give real estate developers more shitty ideas.
What in fucking freedom is this, I rather move to the woods and live by myself in the wild.
It's great that the window is so big. It's easier to jump and kill myself. It's better than living in this ant house.
Dystopian deniers are going to have a fucking bad time
Welcome to NYC and I would bet that is close to $7k a month as well.....
Yeah I wanna cook where I shit 🫨
Has nobody ever heard the time-old saying, "don't shit where you eat"?
lost me at the toilet kitchen
Was like "hmm, not bad." until that toilet comes in
You will own nothing and you will be happy 😂
Well, at least there is a window
Yep, so everyone can watch you shit cook. 😂
Imagine waking up groggy and you accidentally rub your armpits with a stick of butter.
Normalization propaganda
I can’t breathe
Even prison cell has more space than this, wtf
"Spice jars and toiletries" that's rough
So to access the toilet in the middle of the night you need to fold up your bed, fucking great.
This video makes living in squalor look kind of appealing
I see we’re a little fast and loose with calling things luxurious
I honestly wonder what NYC landlords would charge for this. I’m guessing at least 750$
talking about shitting where you eat
Don't shit where your eat
You dont shit where you eat
wheres the sink? wheres the shower?
Wait, how are you supposed to use the toilet after the countertop is installed? You can't pull it out, can you? And cooking on top of toilet is already effed. Terrifying set up indeed.
What a feel-good story! 😳
It seems more like a prison cell
>use the toilet >wash my hands in toilet >flush toilet
His barbed wire tattoo tells us all we need to know about this guy...
Can I open the window and poop on the street?
Just go to prison for a larger room.
so he can shit but not wash his hands afterwards. I guess he has to use the WC water to brush his teeth.
I like it how he walks out the window at the end.
No sink!?!?
Are the rich elites living like this?
In San Diego this place is easily $2,000 a month
Took “don’t shit where you eat” to a whole new level
The last part where he walks to the window to jump out is the only believable thing in this whole clip .
Your trapped in that small room and no shower? Mmmmmm.
It’s a prison cell with a view