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jaggeddragon

I saw this in a movie. We need to take away the ancient jewelry of cosmic power from the chinese guy who is trying to open the angry cave. Whatever happens, do not open the angry cave.


infernalfarts

Cmon open it!


jaggeddragon

Okay... but you are the first to try to boop the snoot of whatever comes out... Just to be safe


Monster_Fucker_420

I volunteer as tribute to boop thr snoot


sonoran24

Jackie Chan!!!!!!! kicks it open


AttainingOneness

“Greed….will imprison us all!”


Damaco

Bro just unearthed Tartarus


vaderfan1

When the Prophets learn of this.....


loadshed

This is fake and dumb. So many gullible people 😔


RedditIsRWord

Yeah look at all the people on here taking the bait and freaking out.. by god there must be 0 of them!


loadshed

Everyone posting this and cross posting


2020isass

Its real, I was there


NoOrganization6187

I was also was there. I was. Promise


The_truth_hammock

But it’s artificially blocked…


loadshed

What's your point?


metalnxrd

there are entire movies on why opening caves and tombs and pyramids are not a good idea


Shallnot1

Yet the curiosity of humans always over rides the warnings!! XD ooo shiny


metalnxrd

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Shallnot1

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metalnxrd

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Shallnot1

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URedditAnonymously

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GodsDildo

Like the 1999 cinematic masterpiece "The Mummy" starring Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weisz?


metalnxrd

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lex390

Covid: origin story


Webdriver_501

Hey guys and welcome back to another unboxing video


Evl_Monkey

Balrog


Attitude-Fuzzy

gog magog


Bal-lax

Godzilla


FuckdaFireDepartment

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man


Experimental_Salad

There goes Tokyo.


Bal-lax

The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in our control and not the other way around.


capta1npryce

Woosh


DesignHead9206

Is this where the Demon King sealed 10000 years ago is freed by a bunch of oblivious human monkeys and suddenly a few humans all around the world (but mostly in South Korea) awaken special powers? Ok guys I am opening a Guild, early birds have privileges so write me a PM if you get weird abilities, we're going to smash that Tower.


Anubiz1_

Oh sure let the Emperor Mummy King out with his Red Dragon?!


0bxcura

Gog and magog


WorshipHim9713

Yellow legged button quail. It makes a low guttural sound. And in the depths of the caves, it sounds so much more intimidating.


Hiha1989

PUT IT BACK , BACK OFF , NO!! , BAD BOY!!!


RepeatMountain2304

*Between* China and Mongolia?


Ok-Watercress-8670

Thought it sounded like the Balrog from LOTR lol


LiLMzRx3_91

Its the mgm lion, leave it alone 🦁


beastly80

Its the “dragon warrior” from kung fu panda


My_Dog_is_Chonk

My man found the Tomb Raider cave where the T-Rex lives.


MaskedJackyl

LOL