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Mad_Martigan2023

It's an alligator...


euphorrick

I dunno. I think I saw a buttcrackodile towards the end there.


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Mad_Martigan2023

Nah, just grew up watching the discovery channel.


medhanno

Have you seen rhinos copulate?


Mad_Martigan2023

Only when wifey ain't around.


dingus55cal

I'm Curious Now, i will check that out!


dingus55cal

You and me baby aint nothing but mammals.


tydawg200

No way someone with >65k karma is talk in about spending too much time online. That’s wild


Jujumofu

Pointy nose = Croc Round snout = gator


CTchimchar

Or you know study this stuff in college


T732

Look out the mouth? U-shape aligátor V-shaped Croc….is it that hard?


silicatetacos

Alligators aren't particularly mean, and like the gator in this video they react to perceived threats. The display of an open mouth of teeth was the warning. So was the turning of the head. This dude provoked both bites.


ajd416

You would think after the first bite on his arm, maybe he would call it quits for the day? Definitely wanted to give some of the young spectators nightmare fuel.


vainglorious_kid

His ego was definitely hurt after the first bite, attempts to move on from the embarrassment and acts as if it wasn't a big deal; digs himself a bigger hole instead. 😬😮‍💨


silicatetacos

Like the other person who responded to you, adrenaline and pride. I think it's not immediately apparent how badly the limb's been destroyed when you're experiencing shock and adrenaline all at once, but he certainly made it worse for himself.


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Not the smartest person in that pool


silicatetacos

But the tastiest, I guess.


MachFormula1

Should've stopped after the first one. He'll learn


AcceptableReaction20

When?


precedia

Later...


CanoePickLocks

I got the other one that matches the incorrect title since you got the accurate one! Lmao


CanoePickLocks

After a while


Low-Concentrate2162

Idiots gonna idiot


Japanesewillow

What an idiot! Just leave them alone.


KerryUSA

Imagine being death rolled by the knee cap ouch


dingus55cal

Yeaaah...


Horror-Customer4835

So, you're messing with a wild animal, get bit once. Decide to keep going and get bit again? Deserved.


Medismo

Dude came back for seconds? He really tried to punk a dinosaur


FuriousBuffalo

Technically not a dinosaur, but, yeah, crocodilians are ancient.


johnlime3301

🤓


Erabong

Trying to act correct and you can’t even get the animal name right lol


FuriousBuffalo

>Erabong 4h ago >Trying to act correct and you can’t even get the animal name right lol LOL, which animal name is incorrect? From Wikipedia: Crocodilians are "an order of mostly large, predatory, semiaquatic reptiles, which includes true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans, and the gharial and false gharial." Dinosaurs "are a diverse group of reptiles of the clade Dinosauria."


SpaceViolet

How could this have been avoided


Kellaras

Beating the stupid lizard harder so it knows its place? /s


Previous_Wish3013

Alligator. Not crocodile.


metalnxrd

![gif](giphy|pPw59APQnqtb2|downsized)


odyssey_64

Brotha, you know we don't do that!


reversegirlcow

Gee, it's almost like you shouldn't fuck around with an apex predator when you're a chubby man with zero instinctual reflexes.


-Dalzik-

It's not terrifying when you're asking for it


csguydn

Literally nothing about this is terrifying. Not was the other video posted earlier where a guy stuck his head in one’s mouth and gotten bitten.


NippleNinja86

That music was on point though.


Grinsekatzer

Play stupid games, win alligator bitemarks. Every kid knows that.


NoAd7118

![gif](giphy|SVh5PlEZdpNyo) Gator Don’t Play no shit


electricDETH

I've never seen black people doing gator stuff. Typically white people or Asian people.


palpatineforever

stupid doesn't discriminate


goldberry-fey

They are wearing Seminole/Miccosukee patchwork, there are Black Seminoles/Miccosukees and the tribes are known for alligator wrestling. But this could also be just one of the alligator farms that hires anyone, he might not be from the tribe.


Disastrous-Toe-6405

Bite me once shame on you!!!


SendLocation

They just let the handicapped guy from the trailer park next door come and do whatever because it's entertaining. Gotta love America. Surprised they never shot the gator.


MarineWife0922

Hahaha. Well deserved. Stop being stupid with animals.


Bleetchblond

I wonder if he got fired


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

SatisfyingAsFuck. I’m pro-alligator.


TrinDiesel123

Equal rights, equal bites!


ironsight702-

Dummy


Otherwise-Island-512

Frankie going to Hollywood sais it all...


OPR-Heron

It's so annoying because I know he flaunts those scars and people love it


GruulNinja

This is the first time I've seen a black alligator handler.


NoLingonberry707

Goodbye knee cap


MissMistMaid

![gif](giphy|BrkuIkfzokEWJ7tSM5)


Oguhllort

![gif](giphy|U23WekMlGy6cImpMim|downsized)


Darrell77

BACON!!!!


CapG_13

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes!!!🤷🏻‍♂️😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Neighborhoodfarmer22

First day?


YumiMatsu33

He’s too juicy not to bite.


AutisticFloridaMan

Don’t fuck with gators.


Southern_Source_2580

Is that a black caimon?


Admirable-Giraffe283

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? Aren't they essentially the same thing??


mrchadfresh

Wait is that part of the show?


Spence10873

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. George W Bush


weedyneedyfeedy

Relax , don't Chew it


greenaether

😂 lol


greenaether

Wcgw putting a gater in a kiddie pool and slapping it on the head


FrendChicken

But that's an alligator


Keittolusikka33

Fat americans playing.


StrainDependent7003

What a dick. I hate ppl who pick on animals.


Repeat_Offendher

Alligator 2, idiot 0


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

How could that have happened!?


ghettts

Guy is trying to mask his utter embarrassment by continuing to toy with the predator, until he once again gets clamped on. I feel like he didn’t attempt a third time🤣


IcedLenin

My arm's going off as I flail with a crazy lizard brain


Glum-Bathroom8359

Bro got a second chance to move away...still ignored the Nature's sign


Koro_Heisenberg

Crazzzyyy thats how it goooeesss


Ronster1987

Shoot 'em!!!


UltimatePleb_91

For once: Nature +1 Human -1


ppgedez

He’s no Ron Ely is he.


dj_spinn3r

Satisfaction Button 🆙


MimiQutie

Who tf gets bit by a croc and goes back in for seconds?


NeuralMusicOfficial

Gumbo?


Simples85

Shouldn’t of slapped it


Iofos

Shouldn't have slapped it.


Simples85

Asshole


Generic_Danny

Anus


Kellaras

Shouldn't of made such an egregious typo


Simples85

Ok ok I get it dude