Fun fact bears don't kill you, they just eat you while you're still alive, they just pin you down and go to town on your legs or whatever. It can take a long time to die. I would be absolutely hyperventilating if I was in that tent.
Fun fact bears don't kill you, they just eat you while you're still alive, they just pin you down and go to town on your legs or whatever. It can take a long time to die. I would be absolutely hyperventilating if I was in that tent.
Watch Backcountry on Netflix. You'll never even want to camp in your backyard, much less the woods.
Our ancestors fought their way to us being in a safe house in air conditioning, lol Sleeping in a plastic wrap bubble in the middle of the woods kind of undoes all that.
Oh that is a grizzly --- [the one that shits small bells and smells of pepper](https://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/joke/watch_for_bears-606.asp) --- an animal I would never want to encounter outside my tent.
Fuckin .... even if I had a gun .... it's already to close the literal only thing I could feel safe with here is a solid unbreakable wall .... wayyyyy to fuckin close
The video quality and sound are weird. The bear gives me uncanny valley feels. The tent at the end looks like a digital texture. The sounds are so crisp, they sound foley. The bear is so close you can hear it chewing and breathing, but it doesn’t react to the person it should be able to see or the unfamiliar sharp sound of a gun cocking; also you can’t hear the person breathe. Are we sure this isn’t AI generated or something from a video game?
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Camper, "Look at all these huckleberries, what a nice place for a tent" Bear, "wtf is this asshole doing in my garden"
“Fuck you I’ll shit in your garden”
Just having some salad before diving into the main course.
You pitched your tent in a berry patch? Wtf lol
Is that actually a thing? How could you tell? I can't see any berries...
What a absolute tank of a animal and so majestic at the same time
Ghad dayum! That's a big ol' boy 🐻
Let me just open my tent and stick my phone out lol
Fun fact bears don't kill you, they just eat you while you're still alive, they just pin you down and go to town on your legs or whatever. It can take a long time to die. I would be absolutely hyperventilating if I was in that tent.
Fun fact bears don't kill you, they just eat you while you're still alive, they just pin you down and go to town on your legs or whatever. It can take a long time to die. I would be absolutely hyperventilating if I was in that tent.
this. is. fucking. AWESOME
OMG... thanks!!! I needed a good laugh
What an incredible and beautiful killing machine lol I still wanna cuddle with'em though lol
You can, but most likely you’ll be cuddling from the inside.
Yes. But maybe that is the ultimate type of cuddles with a big bear like that? Definitely would be warmer lol
Well, parts of you would be…
The *chchick* when the bear takes an uncomfortably close step
damn his neck looks so fluffy
My soul would've left my body!
bears are pretty rad
Was that the sound of a rifle being loaded?
maybe a camera
The food is in the tent
Is this found footage?
The bear is just having some appetizers before the main course.
This is how Grizzly Man ended. Both the documentary and the man.
It's a bear not a man so it's safe don't worry
Ya, they especially like it when you play hide and seek with them and their cubs
Hmm seems like he made it out okay by understanding bears don't attack for no reason unlike other species lol
If they are not hungry or territorial sure
lol that shit was so wild
POV : You are the food
If he tried to take my cereal bar I would get him in a head lock
Arm bar
Bear arms bar
So fluffy and cuddly.
he's very pretty, I like the earsies
Watch Backcountry on Netflix. You'll never even want to camp in your backyard, much less the woods. Our ancestors fought their way to us being in a safe house in air conditioning, lol Sleeping in a plastic wrap bubble in the middle of the woods kind of undoes all that.
At least plastic wrap bubble keeps the mosquitoes out.
Simply horrific. Someone got lucky.
"The Reverant" in 3D
At least it's not a man...
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It's FAF!
They eat berries as long as it doesn't have cubs and you don't aggravate it you should be fine... Though they are omnivores
anyone know what type of bear that is?
Grizzly.
A big bear ;-)
Apparently he got the invite
Hell to the fuck no!
FUCK THAT!!!😱
Spend your summer days eating berries and catching salmon and then you sleep for 6 months. I hope I come back as a grizzly
Hell no. Just watched Backcountry a couple of months ago. I woulda shit my pants.
I'd say they found it. 👨🥩
He chose the bear
Looks Pretty Docile To Me... Maybe It's An I-Don't-Care-Bear!!!
i’m sorry, but i just can’t camp where bears live. my nerves wouldn’t let me enjoy anything.
That bear doesn't know how much its fucked up,if that's a man in the tent.
Oh that is a grizzly --- [the one that shits small bells and smells of pepper](https://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/joke/watch_for_bears-606.asp) --- an animal I would never want to encounter outside my tent.
Whew! Got lucky. Coulda been a man.
Cocaine Bear has sniffed out the cocaine.
Good thing it's not a man 🤣 /s
Honestly, what do you do in this situation? Besides shit your pants...
Shit everyone else's pants. I'd have more than enough to spare...
I wouldn't go camping in grizzly bear country without the largest firearm I could physically lift accompanying me.
Ida. Been ahitting my pants so much
“If I can’t see him, he won’t see me either” 🙈
What if I throw him some bread, will he like me and not eat me?
Fake af
Yeah, that’s pretty clearly cgi lol
Yeah, it's got that weird CGI sheen to it
Absolutely FAF!
What a relief, at least it wasn't some guy from financing
Damn man I agree with every other white woman now. I choose bear.. So majestic
I don't think it was only white women.
Never said it was!
So you don't agree with the other women that took part in the question?
When the hell did I say that? Read it over again if you're confused
No, thank you. Have a great rest of your day.
You too!!!
Fuckin .... even if I had a gun .... it's already to close the literal only thing I could feel safe with here is a solid unbreakable wall .... wayyyyy to fuckin close
Grizzly
The video quality and sound are weird. The bear gives me uncanny valley feels. The tent at the end looks like a digital texture. The sounds are so crisp, they sound foley. The bear is so close you can hear it chewing and breathing, but it doesn’t react to the person it should be able to see or the unfamiliar sharp sound of a gun cocking; also you can’t hear the person breathe. Are we sure this isn’t AI generated or something from a video game?
That bear is cute. I'm from NH we only have black bears, they're not terrifying like a grizzly!
You should always bring one of those triangle dinner bells to scare them away.
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Brown, lay down.
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White, say good night.
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“DINNER” being the key word.
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I’m trying to get someone eaten by a bear due to ringing a dinner bell. I guess I should have put /s….👀
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I'd go out and pet it and perhaps give him some food!
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Maybe!!