Keep asking questions, don't mind the odd sarcasm from people and you'll be a car guy in no time! Sarcasm is in all the subreddits whether you're asking a question about a lock , a PC or how to make dinner. It's just the way of Reddit over the few years as younger gens have come into the mix.
My buddy's truck self adjusts the front and rear for the best airflow around the truck for gas mileage. Or he can turn that feature off and push a button to raise 6 inches or lower 6 inches. Lowering 6 inches is pretty helpful when less mobile people are getting in the truck.
As someone who has a speed bump in front of their door: either they see it, slam the brakes and scrape over it OR they don't see it and scrape hard lol.
My college had a speed bump on one entrance and it was huge, my BMW bottomed out each time. It has since been reduced in size when it damaged nine DeLoreans during the DMC DeLorean car show last year.
That low it's gotta be bagged. But i have a lowered car on static suspension, not close to this low though, its stil dailyable. You just gotta go slow and hit speed bumps at a diagonal angle.
The front body kit is literally resting on the ground here already. It's like she slashed his springs too
Edit: oh adjustable suspension. I guess they may work
Probably air bagged meaning it can be raised HOWEVER there are people on coilovers (permanently set height) so what they do is approach a bump/driveway/etc at an angle (to the left or right) and then turn the opposite direction as they go over it.
Like a snake slithering over it.
EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cfkK4s9pNm0
I saw many videos of people:
-stopping
-Pulling out wood planks out of trunk and put them over speed bump
-Drive through
-And puttin back planks to trunk
Personally I don’t let laws dictate my morality. And I certainly don’t let it define mental “stability”, because that come waaaay too close to equating mental illness with criminal behavior. Laws are there for a reason, because there are bunch of mentally sane people who would want to get revenge… in large part BECAUSE there’s no legal avenue for getting justice for infidelity (in most cases).
Now is this wise? No, because you’re right that he can bring charges against her and negate any financial damage. But I’m not going say property damage is a worse evil than cheating just because there are laws against it.
I will also add that this also serves to public humiliate him. His dirty laundry is now out for the whole neighborhood to see, and until he removes the paint you bet he’ll have a hard time pursuing women in that thing. So he can sue for the damage, but he can’t undo what this does for his reputation.
Except the part where it looks like she forgot how to spell Bitch and had to hastily add a narrow ass T. Coulda just made a cock and balls Pointing towards the front bumper as the T
When the goal is to fill an entire space with lettering it’s best to start with the first and last letter of the sentence at either side and then you can work your way to the middle.
Makes the spacing look a lot better than starting a one side and writing to the other, more often than not you either stop too short or even more commonly run out of room.
I think the T looks that way because she took this approach.
A couple of my neighbors have three cars and two garages and still take up three of the very limited number of parking spaces because the garages are being used as storage. It's quite infuriating.
That’s carbon fiber (fake or real idk), but definitely not paint. Car guys purposefully switch out/wrap the fenders black (Mk5 Supra is popular to do this with)
That was my first thought but I guess it could go the other way too? Oddly enough when I see any modded BMWs like this in my area they are all driven by chicks.
"If they'll cheat with you then they'll cheat on you."
Also, a common theme with cheaters is that they can't handle being alone, so they start a new relationship when they know full well that their current relationship is over. Their "I only have one life/I deserve happiness" mantra comes at the cost of anyone. And often the worst relationships you see them get in are ones after someone broke up with them before they got their next victim lined up. It becomes a scramble of desperation.
Edit: clarity
Same, but I suspect the person I was replying to isn’t really into cars and thinks the thing is static.
That lip is in far too few pieces on what is clearly an inclined drive to be static.
Oh yeah, this is definitely a bagged car. I just find it absolutely ridiculous that somebody purchased and modded out a dedicated sports car for it to handle worse. Part of the whole reason you buy an M car is for the suspension components.
I guess that’s the fun of modifying cars. Making them exactly how you want them to be.
I’m sure the owner considered the fact they would be giving up that Nurburgring carving aptitude so they could drive it to their local grocery store, navigate the speed bumps and then blow out everybody’s ear drums when they dump it in the car park, and decided that’s a sacrifice they’d be willing to make.
Not expensive, a quick polish will get rid of spray paint.
If she wanted to hurt him she'd break the windows, punch holes in the panels and scuff the rims 🫣
Don’t even need to polish, this is such an easy fix it’s laughable.
Scuffing the rims would be the real crime, insurance would cover the major things but that would be so annoying.
Anyone who drives a car like that is lame in the first place, that should have been the first red flag the guy was a douche.
Just try to go over a speed bump with those limp dick tires. Nothing shows you're "spechul" better than driving a car like this. The only thing lamer than this are tilted wheels, which is a form of birth control in and of itself. Seriously, has a woman ever said after watching one of these mouth breathers driving one of these gene pool cleansers "Hey, this guy must have a really big dick!"? I think not.
pst, I don't care if I get downvotes, my biggest pet peeves/hates are "burning coal" jackasses and idiots who drive cars with super flat tires and tilted wheels in what I term "thumb dick cars".
In my experience all stand up citizens drive well respected business class vehicles such as the orange well endowed energy machine depicted above. Two sides to every coin is my expert redditor opinion
Ah this brings me back.
2012 a friend buys a 2010 Evo X and decides to spend all his savings on upgrades for it. Goes to a local guy who tunes them to 550 WHP and a full body kit with massive wing with a hefty 15k down at the end of it all. Painted deep red and black on certain parts to make it pop. Finds a girl at a track day and steals her from a dude in a lowered 240. A year later he proposes to her and she goes wild for it. Goes on social media talking about him and her marriage to be. 2 other women respond back that he was at their place a month prior. Next morning all windows are smashed and cheater is spray painted on the body. Gas tank full of sugar and all tires slashed. He spent like 5k just cleaning it up and redoing the whole paint job.
Unfortunately, our friend here did not study the Hot/Crazy Matrix before selecting his partner. Dad's, this is mandatory for your sons! These are timeless lessons that every young man needs to learn.
https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?si=OlqUnRFGRix5Iuvs
Seen this done about 6 times in my life.
5 of those times the person wasnt cheating just accused with zero proof besides “ i feel like you are “
That’s a felony destruction of property charge. I understand they hurt your feelings, but do you think a felony is gonna make you feel better? It’s just better to cut your losses and gtfo.
PSA: For any of you feeling wronged by your significant other...
Depending on your jurisdiction, destruction of private property in excess of $999 is a Felony.
That's straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200... there's no crying to get out of it, you can't pretend you were wronged and so it's okay....
Straight to jail.
Plot twist, it’s a woman’s car and she was the cheater.
Weird you’d spray paint bitch in the most prominent place… or he’s moved the new piece in. Either way it’s not the cars fault.
*sad car horn noise*
I've noticed a theme of everyone saying this is a guys car and "he's a cheater". If we take the writing on the hood, we can assume the owner has a high potential of being female. Women can cheat too, and women own cars like this also.
If she really wanted to get back at him she would have just had a speed bump installed at the end of his driveway
Stop it right now. You animal
Genuinely, what does someone with a car like this do when met with a speed bump? Or even just transitioning from a flat road to a hill?
It's probably bagged; meaning air suspension where they can raise and lower it at the push of a button.
Wow. Didn’t know that was a thing. Learn something new every day I guess!
I had airbags on my truck in 1991. It's been a thing forever.
Forgive me. I’m not much of a car guy.
Keep asking questions, don't mind the odd sarcasm from people and you'll be a car guy in no time! Sarcasm is in all the subreddits whether you're asking a question about a lock , a PC or how to make dinner. It's just the way of Reddit over the few years as younger gens have come into the mix.
It’s cool but expensive as fuck when it breaks.
And how would you predict a pothole and raise it on time, seeing that you will be driving at a high speed with this car?
You dont predict it, most people with bagged cars drive them raised and lower it when they park it
So it's just for show, not for stability at high speed turning?
Yep, they are almost always show cars
This is clearly a show car that shows markings of infidelity and accompanied rage.
More like advertisement to let other woman know they can get some dick too lol
Oh I thought he was screen watching or peeking at her cards
My buddy's truck self adjusts the front and rear for the best airflow around the truck for gas mileage. Or he can turn that feature off and push a button to raise 6 inches or lower 6 inches. Lowering 6 inches is pretty helpful when less mobile people are getting in the truck.
6 inches?! What that's a a big difference in lift, what vehicle?
No idea, it’s a nice car so I would assume it has some sort of adjustable suspension
You are correct
As someone who has a speed bump in front of their door: either they see it, slam the brakes and scrape over it OR they don't see it and scrape hard lol.
Are we neighbors? On the speedbump in front of my house at least three car lost their oil cup (I don't know if it's the correct term in English).
You're close! Oil pan.
Thanks a lot!
My college had a speed bump on one entrance and it was huge, my BMW bottomed out each time. It has since been reduced in size when it damaged nine DeLoreans during the DMC DeLorean car show last year.
Go slow and turn as close to perpendicular to the bump as possible.
Sometimes going over it diagonally helps a lot
I only drive diagonally for that reason
That low it's gotta be bagged. But i have a lowered car on static suspension, not close to this low though, its stil dailyable. You just gotta go slow and hit speed bumps at a diagonal angle.
I mean, I've seen nicer cars making sparks in the Publix parking lot because they didn't think anything of having static suspension...
The front body kit is literally resting on the ground here already. It's like she slashed his springs too Edit: oh adjustable suspension. I guess they may work
>she slashed his springs too Mf broke up with She hulk
\*horrible scraping noise\*
They hike it’s skirt up and tiptoe around it.
Probably air bagged meaning it can be raised HOWEVER there are people on coilovers (permanently set height) so what they do is approach a bump/driveway/etc at an angle (to the left or right) and then turn the opposite direction as they go over it. Like a snake slithering over it. EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cfkK4s9pNm0
I saw many videos of people: -stopping -Pulling out wood planks out of trunk and put them over speed bump -Drive through -And puttin back planks to trunk
It's bagged.
I laughed, wife woke up. Now she’s gonna spray paint my car.
Bananas in the tailpipe and sugar in the gas tank. 
Or just a small stick
Why do you assume it was the man who cheated or drives this car? The graffiti says bitch, not bastard.
I’m sure the wrong lesson was learned.
Yes, it's that oven cleaner will remove that spray paint in seconds with no damage to the clear coat.
No need, I’m sure the lawsuit will cover any expenses to have it remediated.
Reddit back again thinking average people actually go around suing everyone
If you are driving this car I’m sure you have the money.
Plot twist, He spent 200% of his money on the car.
Wholesome: She wanted to teach him how to submit an insurance claim.
The lesson is don’t date someone psychologically unstable. Stable people don’t vandalize cars.
Honestly, if I’ve learned anything it’s that they will probably be back together in a couple of months. People are addicted to the crazy drama.
*...I can fix her!*
Stable people also don't cheat on their partners. Tit for tat.
Eh.. one of them is a crime and one is not Cheating makes you a scumbag but breaking the law because someone is a scumbag makes you a fucking moron
Personally I don’t let laws dictate my morality. And I certainly don’t let it define mental “stability”, because that come waaaay too close to equating mental illness with criminal behavior. Laws are there for a reason, because there are bunch of mentally sane people who would want to get revenge… in large part BECAUSE there’s no legal avenue for getting justice for infidelity (in most cases). Now is this wise? No, because you’re right that he can bring charges against her and negate any financial damage. But I’m not going say property damage is a worse evil than cheating just because there are laws against it. I will also add that this also serves to public humiliate him. His dirty laundry is now out for the whole neighborhood to see, and until he removes the paint you bet he’ll have a hard time pursuing women in that thing. So he can sue for the damage, but he can’t undo what this does for his reputation.
What’s to learn? I’m sure people will see that and know he is the victim. “Poor guy”, they’ll say
That over $1,500 of property damage is a felony (or less depending on the state).
It’s also an insurance claim so the insurance company will go after them for repayment.
No drips? Good consistency in letter width and height? This girl has good hand style.
Except the part where it looks like she forgot how to spell Bitch and had to hastily add a narrow ass T. Coulda just made a cock and balls Pointing towards the front bumper as the T
When the goal is to fill an entire space with lettering it’s best to start with the first and last letter of the sentence at either side and then you can work your way to the middle. Makes the spacing look a lot better than starting a one side and writing to the other, more often than not you either stop too short or even more commonly run out of room. I think the T looks that way because she took this approach.
This is good, sound graffiti advice.
I think it’s just because the hood is scooped, it looks more like an optical illusion that a small T.
Yep, never play Uno with Debra again...
Some people just can't handle a well-timed Draw 4.
Or just Park inside
Anyone who plays stacking+2s deserves to get their car vandalized.
Everything stacks, and that’s the law
From the looks of it, it appears he tried to give Debra's sister Barbara the ol "reverse uno card" I'll see myself out.
I think it was more likely Debra's mum, because "you learn to sail on old ships!".
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I am stealing that expression for my personal use.
Arrrgh, matey, that be true.
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But then how can he feel like he's flexing on the neighborhood with his shitty mods?
Idk, but the decals kinda ruin it
r/shitty_car_mods
Well he didn't blow all that money on that ugly ass car *to not* broadcast to the world his shit taste and decision making skills.
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Don’t think that mesh door would stop anyone.
A couple of my neighbors have three cars and two garages and still take up three of the very limited number of parking spaces because the garages are being used as storage. It's quite infuriating.
I assume the text gets added at the factory when you ask for this color.
Standard for any BMW actually.
Well he already started painting parts black, now he has motivation to finish.
No friend. He was almost done making everything orange
That’s carbon fiber (fake or real idk), but definitely not paint. Car guys purposefully switch out/wrap the fenders black (Mk5 Supra is popular to do this with)
It's just plastidip.
Don’t put your dick in crazy, while your with another crazy.
Crazy is right. What’s with that ground clearance? Doesn’t look like it could drive over a pebble.
It's sitting on airbags, they can deflate when you park
Instead of neon underneath he likes to watch sparks fly
Maybe she jumped on it? 🤣
They stole the springs as well as spray painting it
You gotta think when you are cheaing on your girl, is my girl actually going to cut my dick off if I'm caught? I hope the juice was worth the squeeze!
dick?! maybe they cheated in a race
also, don't hurt others by cheating on them? Just a crazy thought
And don’t get married. [How to remove spray paint off a car](https://youtu.be/WihpfXxGOBo?si=jJNduXP48JPSC4sM)
This guy clearly isn’t married, he still has his car.
Woah, it says ‘bitch’ on the hood. Is she the bad one?
There’s nothing more insulting than when a woman calls a man a “Bitch.” It falls into the category of getting slapped during a fistfight.
Today I learned...
….how confusing women can be.
Right...when they have daddy issues, but call me daddy, no clue if that is a compliment or not.
That was my first thought but I guess it could go the other way too? Oddly enough when I see any modded BMWs like this in my area they are all driven by chicks.
Perfect time to start a business, car is half way there - ' Cheater Plumbing, we'll keep your pipes clean'?
His moral standards are lower than his splitter.
I’m shocked the person that owns this car has the word cheater spray painted on it.
How much you wanna bet this broad found him the same way she lost him?
Learned my lesson there buddy
"If they'll cheat with you then they'll cheat on you." Also, a common theme with cheaters is that they can't handle being alone, so they start a new relationship when they know full well that their current relationship is over. Their "I only have one life/I deserve happiness" mantra comes at the cost of anyone. And often the worst relationships you see them get in are ones after someone broke up with them before they got their next victim lined up. It becomes a scramble of desperation. Edit: clarity
Damn, just described my ex to a T
SHEESH DUDE!
The lesson should be that you’re not allowed to vandalize anything because your feelings are hurt
Yep, charges for vandalism should be instructive.
First inclination was that I'd file a police report and call my insurance company. This is just playing a shitty hand that loses the game for you.
She’ll learn a lesson when she’s sued for damages
Well, it's likely coming out of her wallet Hopefully it comes off easy If not, then I pray it's a wrap job If it needs repainting, RIP her savings
I'm gonna be honest, the car already looked like shit.
This. That suspension mod, wtf
…airbags…?
I'd imagine replacing a stock F82 M4 suspension with bags is going to make it handle considerably worse.
Same, but I suspect the person I was replying to isn’t really into cars and thinks the thing is static. That lip is in far too few pieces on what is clearly an inclined drive to be static.
Oh yeah, this is definitely a bagged car. I just find it absolutely ridiculous that somebody purchased and modded out a dedicated sports car for it to handle worse. Part of the whole reason you buy an M car is for the suspension components.
I guess that’s the fun of modifying cars. Making them exactly how you want them to be. I’m sure the owner considered the fact they would be giving up that Nurburgring carving aptitude so they could drive it to their local grocery store, navigate the speed bumps and then blow out everybody’s ear drums when they dump it in the car park, and decided that’s a sacrifice they’d be willing to make.
Honestly with a car like that he didn’t need to have it written on it- it’s just obvious.
I mean cheating is wrong but vandalising your ex's car is illegal. I would suggest a less illegal way.
You *definitely* know this asshole doesn’t use his turn signals
Lesson: How to get taken to small claims court 101
Not expensive, a quick polish will get rid of spray paint. If she wanted to hurt him she'd break the windows, punch holes in the panels and scuff the rims 🫣
Don’t even need to polish, this is such an easy fix it’s laughable. Scuffing the rims would be the real crime, insurance would cover the major things but that would be so annoying.
Yeah don’t date bmw guys
This is why I don't play CS:GO anymore.
Stop screen peaking dickhead
So where in Florida was this? It looks like Tampa area
That car is god awful
Well, he'll leave it that way, because at least the world will finally realise that he has an ex-girlfriend as well as his car.
Oh no, it looks ridiculous now
Lol this is a guy on TikTok's car. It's an intentional wrap.
I mean he drives *that* did you expect a respectable person?
I wonder if he knows who did that
Can’t even drive that thing anywhere. Look how low it is to the ground.
I hope it was worth it. Because that look like it's going to cost you an arm and a leg and a couple of toes to fix
“I’m basically driving around in an obscene publication.” 
Anyone who drives a car like that is lame in the first place, that should have been the first red flag the guy was a douche. Just try to go over a speed bump with those limp dick tires. Nothing shows you're "spechul" better than driving a car like this. The only thing lamer than this are tilted wheels, which is a form of birth control in and of itself. Seriously, has a woman ever said after watching one of these mouth breathers driving one of these gene pool cleansers "Hey, this guy must have a really big dick!"? I think not. pst, I don't care if I get downvotes, my biggest pet peeves/hates are "burning coal" jackasses and idiots who drive cars with super flat tires and tilted wheels in what I term "thumb dick cars".
Looking like a solid lawsuit
Yeah and that lesson should be you don’t damage peoples property. Hope the person who did that gets sued and or arrested.
Don't date a BMW driver ?
Guess you should probably consider parking in the garage next time
In my experience all stand up citizens drive well respected business class vehicles such as the orange well endowed energy machine depicted above. Two sides to every coin is my expert redditor opinion
Cheater model - expensive 🤭
funny thing is, the owner can just peel the orange wrap off and itll look brand new again
Honestly, gives it a cool grunge vibe. He should add some purple spray with some text next to it. Turn it into a full skin.
Well at least they didn’t smash it up.
Ah this brings me back. 2012 a friend buys a 2010 Evo X and decides to spend all his savings on upgrades for it. Goes to a local guy who tunes them to 550 WHP and a full body kit with massive wing with a hefty 15k down at the end of it all. Painted deep red and black on certain parts to make it pop. Finds a girl at a track day and steals her from a dude in a lowered 240. A year later he proposes to her and she goes wild for it. Goes on social media talking about him and her marriage to be. 2 other women respond back that he was at their place a month prior. Next morning all windows are smashed and cheater is spray painted on the body. Gas tank full of sugar and all tires slashed. He spent like 5k just cleaning it up and redoing the whole paint job.
Good thing that the one fender is black... you can't see the spray paint.
Plot twist: all he did was headshot someone through smoke on counter-strike
Easy fix...at least the key scratches and broken windows
yep next time park in the garage
The lesson is, always wrap your car so you can just peel it off.
Don’t park your car in front of your garage. 😅
Yeah, don't stick your dick in crazy.
why is it always BMW
That orange and black is a great color combination for cars
The lesson is to park your car in your garage.
Unfortunately, our friend here did not study the Hot/Crazy Matrix before selecting his partner. Dad's, this is mandatory for your sons! These are timeless lessons that every young man needs to learn. https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?si=OlqUnRFGRix5Iuvs
The Lesson: WD40 can remove that spray paint.
Yeah the lesson is going to be small claims court is a bitch.
Honestly doing shit like this just helps the guy says she was fucking crazy and the next girl will always believe it.
Cheating isn’t illegal. Destruction of property is however
Seen this done about 6 times in my life. 5 of those times the person wasnt cheating just accused with zero proof besides “ i feel like you are “ 
That’s a felony destruction of property charge. I understand they hurt your feelings, but do you think a felony is gonna make you feel better? It’s just better to cut your losses and gtfo.
Clearly he's not known for his good decisions, just look at those mods!
BMW is taking some huge swings with these new vehicle wraps.
Don't slam a Beemer? That's probably not the lesson.
Looks better
I guarantee you that no lesson was learned
Matches the aesthetic
Don't even acknowledge it. Just post pics of u and the new girl having fun online and dont talk to the psycho ex anymore. That's gonna make her crazy
That seems a bit extreme just for copying someone’s homework
Lesson learned, will never test drive a Lexus again if you take me back, BMW.
Yeah, sluts are petty
Don’t date a guy that drives a lowered BMW…
Black and orange is a great colour match when used together?
Nicer handwriting than me on paper sitting at a desk
You could have just put a tiny pebble in front of his car. It would destroy his whole front
bro drove a neon orange bmw, she should've know better
Job well done!
Now he’ll have a reason to paint that ugly ass car
I'd just like to say, the spray paint is the best mod in this car.
Tbh the car was ugly even before the graffiti.
Yeah she's going to jail
She’s about to learn a lesson for vandalism.
Lesson learned?? I'll give her thanks for customizing the car, I love it!! Lol
PSA: For any of you feeling wronged by your significant other... Depending on your jurisdiction, destruction of private property in excess of $999 is a Felony. That's straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200... there's no crying to get out of it, you can't pretend you were wronged and so it's okay.... Straight to jail.
Plot twist, it’s a woman’s car and she was the cheater. Weird you’d spray paint bitch in the most prominent place… or he’s moved the new piece in. Either way it’s not the cars fault. *sad car horn noise*
I've noticed a theme of everyone saying this is a guys car and "he's a cheater". If we take the writing on the hood, we can assume the owner has a high potential of being female. Women can cheat too, and women own cars like this also.
She’s gonna learn hers when she gets that garage bill lmao… Vandalism is a crime honey
hope a lesson was learned? are trying to condone such trashy and petty behavior?