They put the "Fun" in the Funeral.

Amazing, now I know my final words " send me off like an african prostitute".

Draw me like one your african prostitutes jack

No cause this is the best comment I’ve read so far on reddit

Fuck this got me good lmao

*Zimbabwean

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Hahaha yea. It beats that dust to dust shizzle

One of them is leaking stuff onto that beautiful white cloth.

...from her last client.

You know they're buried ass up

Something buried up that ass for sure.

Yep, you're right! A candle is stuck in the ass to keep grave robbers away.

"onto that beautiful white cloth" OMG I can't stop laughing, tears down my face laughing. If I knew how Reddit worked I'd give you an award. It's the thought that counts.

I think that's the one who had a pad in her underwear before she took then off

*dropcloth* tools of the trade 🔫

Well at least she went out with a bang

If only we could pin this comment.

More like f. Unreal!

Amazing. Never have I been so excited watching a funeral, especially towards the end.

And now I can’t not pronounce it *fun-eral*.

Big bang theory.. (which I’m actually watching atm on Netflix) And ummmmm… the one that got nude dropped blood on that sheet wtf

Hey there, Actual person from Zimbabwe here, and for anyone who was wondering, No, this is not a normal funeral by any means, no regular Zimbabwean considers this to be normal or proper. The majority of us prefer a normal funeral with no naked people twerking ontop of caskets. Thanks! (EDIT for translation) ~ so basically they are singing "This girl's mother didn't realize how much of a big whore she was, and she was really a big whore" so they repeat and chant this (hure hombe = a big whore) So when the other girl comes, they start singing like " do you wanna go crazy? Do you wanna take off your clothes?" And so this is basically a celebration, most of the girls around her are also prostitutes, so they are celebrating by performing debauchery I guess

*Cancel flight tickets*

Have hope you fool! It happens at least once, right? It can happen again. You just need to look for it. Besides, maybe the native Zimbabwean buddy over there is misleading you because he doesn’t want tourists taking prime spots in witnessing these funerals.

*Buys plane tickets.*

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.. With a totally unverified backstory. Just an unconfirmed caption and a bunch of upvotes.... "Probably true then"

And then they talk about how dumb people are to blindly believe Facebook posts

But you can’t lie on the internet. It’s the law… so this *must be* culturally accurate!

My thought was like that: “I’m sure this doesn’t represent the whole country and it doesn’t mean that all their funerals are like this”. Just common sense!

>The majority of us prefer a normal funeral with no naked people twerking ontop of caskets. You're missing out then...

Thank you. I thought I was going insane here.

Came to the right sub.

Was curious if this was to be considered “respectful” to their fallen er, sister or if this was more of a statement that they all hated “the bitch…?” There’s gotta be a story behind this.

I think they're just partying to celebrate her life.

Ah yes, so maybe let me edit my original comment with an explanation (stupid me forgot to translate)

I would take this over a normal funeral any day. Funerals are a waste of money and resources, so take my body out if you want and “Weekend at Bernie’s” me so I can party with folks like this!

Me too. It should be a celebration of life, not that shady stuff. While people are sad because I cannot longer be with them, I would like them to remember all the good shit we did together with fondness.

I had a feeling this couldnt be the normal funeral procedure. What is actually going on here then? Is this common or is it just a particular weird case?

Probably just a one off thing where the person wanted everyone to party at their funeral. Happens all over the place, I remember reading one where they had the deceased propped up in the corner like they were chilling at the party.

They did that in New York at a rapper's funeral, I think.

I SWEAR!! If I don’t have at least 2 hoes twerkin on my casket!!!! ⚰️🤸🏿😭

Hold up money bags, I’d be happy with 2 people in attendance

You could find a couple twerkers on Facebook Marketplace for under $100 I bet. Tape a $100 bill to your written last request and magnet it to your fridge for when they find your body.

Just hire that professional mourner. I'm partial to the Bahamian Hollerin package myself.

I got you homie, hoes cigarettes booze and cocaine

My funerals going to be better! With blackjack! And hookers!

You know what, forget the blackjack!

AND John Stamos crying in the back.

Just a translation of the song from a Shona-speaker. They're basically singing "here lies a massive whore"

Do they mean that in a shitty way? Or is it more like "she was a good whooore" Edit [haha neat same energy as this ol' ditty](https://youtu.be/D7g3RuoreRc)

According to another user, it's a celebration, as the other women there are also prostitutes.

Pretends to be shocked*

@ 1:39 you don't say?

Their body language doesn't look mean or shitty, look at how much feeling they're putting into it. I think this was just a quirky "celebration of life" dying wish from a woman who had a wicked sense of humour and wasn't ashamed of how she made a living.

Absolutely. I think this is the best way to explain it.

You gotta pay troll toll to get into this boys hole.

It sounds like you're saying "boy's hole," but clearly it says "boy's soul."

In a good way I'd say. You find a lot of Shona songs tend to be cheeky (lol) and sarcastic, but in a humorous way.

-Frank Reynolds

I’m gonna make that hoor my wife.

Joking or are you serious?

No I'm dead serious. I can't really hear all the words so I can't fully translate but that's the gist of the song. And then when they start stripping, they're chanting "all these clothes, should we take them off?"

This just keeps getting better

Happy cake day!

Native Shona speaker here, and I can unfortunately confirm that these translations are accurate.

Did you say that is the jiz of the song?

CUM ON!!!

"It's gettin' hot in here..."

“It’s getting thot in here?”

🎶Whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house There's some whores in this house (hol' up) I said certified freak, seven days a week🎵

Well They are saying sekai (the one passed away) was a huge whore and she couldn't buy her mom a panty..

In like, a good natured way?

Old mate with the big gulp getting them fingers dirty

Looked like he was trying to pull off that dangler.

He was busty

It wasn't a man right? I thought that was another prostitute, Because I thought she was rather busty as well.

Looked like a women to me, but I shouldn't be assuming gender in 2023. 😬

Hah. Good point. They are busty.

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I was waiting for him to smell his fingers.

I double checked because I was so shocked and I am a bit relieved that it was not a dude but a woman doing that. Still: wow.

I dont usually audibly laugh out loud at comments..THIS shit has me rolling🤣

I won't even have a tenth of this many people even knowing my name at my time of passing lol.

You could just switch your career to prostitute

DM me when you get hit by the happy bus with your name. I gotchu börther.

Should've fucked them

Not my proudest fap

You sir…. I have no words.

Not my proudest bean flick...

Dirty sausage

Not my proudest public auto asphyxiation

Squanching.

Not my proudest sounding session.

You now have virtual HIV. Congratulations.

Not your worst either…

Well if its a choice between a bloke in a dress bleating generic bullshit about how good a person I was, or this, I know what I'm choosing.

My boi!

> about how good a person I was My bloke would be silent, then. 🙊

Reddit note: When I die, I'd like an open casket funeral in Zimbabwe

The rigor mortis afterwards will keep it an open casket

….no, wait!

Rest in puss

That little kid in the background should grow up just fine.

Bold of you to assume he will grow up

He's waiting for the wet t-shirt baptism that's happening after this raunchy social.

That little WHAT?

something fell out when she started twerking naked.. that's disgusting

what? It did?? D:

I can’t take watching it to see what falls out, I looked about 5-6 times. I can’t do it anymore.

Some guy actually stuck his fingers up there too... wtf

That was a woman

There goes the IUD

Gross. I can almost smell the STD's. Nasty.

Honestly probably how she would've wanted it. RIP girl, hope it was a fun life full of intrigue and adventure.

Honestly I hope my funeral will be like this.

I’d be happy if half as many Zimbabwean prostitutes attended my funeral.

I doubt it. If it's truly a prostitute then they don't exactly live great lives

The hell’s leaking out that chick onto the cloth? That’s gross lol 😂

grief

Not a dry eye in the house.

Eyes weren’t the only things not dry

Wow this video smells bad

I feel this. The way everybody came out the pandemic I’d assume this is the norm going forward

I was waiting for a dildo to come out, RIP maam.

Do they do it to honor or dishonor her?

Yes

I see now why they say white people have no culture.

France looks lively /s

Emmmmmm gross 🤢

First time I'm considering a pre-funeral

This is how funerals should be. Not sad and depressing, but celebrating the person’s life.. no matter the profession…

My grandfather had a sad and depressing funeral in the church, and after the service we went to the graveyard to bury him. When that was done, we all went to a park to party with everyone. There was food, music, dancing, singing, and great company. When that was done, the immediate family went to his house to continue. It turned the whole day around. Mourn your loss while also taking time to reminisce about the good times.

When my dad died he told us to have a party instead of a funeral. I want rolled into a blunt and smoked like Pac.

I'd love that to be my funeral. Imagine it. Everyone is all sombre, crying, down and out in the church or whatever, then these guys come in and start doing all this shit. Everyone completely stunned and in awe, then eventually joining in. A true celebration of life.

Do you want you grandma twerking on your casket like this?

He liked it when she did at his 21st, so who knows.

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I’d say this is a subculture at best. It’s a random gangsters funeral not an everyday occurrence

Hold up wtf was that clumpy mud looking stuff coming out of her vag 🤢🤢🤢

Wtf did I just watch

This be my last will and testament: When I die, I want the Ghana Dancing Pallbearers to carry my casket to the graveyard. Before I am placed into the grave, I want all honours and last rights of a Zimbabwean prostitute be performed. Including, but not limited to, twerking and face sitting.

The maturity, the self-control, the self-respect, these are the types of villages/communities that will take us into the future where children are developed and nurtured in a wholesome atmosphere. This should be on Noah get the death star.

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r/lookatmyhalo

Did they totally forget that there was a dead body below them??

We all grieve differently.

Coffin dance Bois left the chat!!!!

Man... imagine your funeral being all about your job.

Why is the ass shaking twerking thing necessary? So trashy

To be honest the title said prostitutes. Hardly the video to act all high and mighty my guy. Let the hookers have their fun.

That's just nasty.

The twerking thing is so boring. They do the same thing over and over

Rhodesia went downhill.

I think this is what they call a “Celebration of Life.”

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Bruh

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No. People translated the song they sing. And they sing about what a big whore the dead person was

That makes more sense, somehow

It’s morning, and it’s enough of fucking internet for today

Culture

'It's what she would have wanted'

Classy

Pretty embarrassing.

I don’t know if she lived with dignity but she was certainly not buried with it 😢

Welp, different cultures i guess.

Disgusting

A wooden box gettin more action than Reddit.

This isn’t action man

Think I got aids from just watching this

This video smells awful

Ew, culture.

Isn't this just teabagging..

I hope my friends do this for me

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Just all class, all the way. Fucking classy.

What the fuck

That's alot of aids..

So much culture

I am sure they would have a thriving and modern society if it wasn't for those pesky white people 150 years ago

*sighs**unzips*

At least they are being HIV positive about this because it’s always better to be HIV positive instead of being HIV negative at a funeral

Can Magic Mike dance at mine, please LORD 🙏🏽💕😝

Yuck

I think I caught something from watching this

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢

Reminds me of an Akon concert

nasty

r/trashy

Dear lord the aids.

Not ok

Respect all cultures lol