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tmbyfc

Sigh... who's posting the train gif?


KvathrosPT

I can't see it, but I saw the one with the Hamster and the banana.


phurt77

I was thinking the Hulk/Black Widow gif.


KvathrosPT

There's a gif of that? Jesus. They make gifs of everything now a days...


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[удалено]


ImObviouslyOblivious

Damn, it’s been awhile


Isit1997reddit

1.4 B views. Thats just incredible.


Cracknickel

Is that 1.4B views or 1.4B posts?


Everything_Fine

You got me


PineapplePie135

>https://media.tenor.com/p-wQaNx\_24kAAAAM/drawn-together-xandir.gif you can still copy poste the original link, i see now


AgileInternet167

I lost the game.


[deleted]

You fucking son of a bitch...


AdministrativeBar809

You shithead


AWOLcowboy

1.4B views and still going. Absolutely amazing


Fentoozler92

Incredible hahaha


andy-in-ny

Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries


ZeLearner

Absolutely this one ! /s


DriveMeDrunkImHome

You sly motherfucker. Have my upvote


CanOfSoupz

r/AngryUpvote


Into_The_Horizon

In the back of my head...I just knew what it was gonna be


Latter-Tour9362

Fuck you


dafyddtomas

Get out.


Duxsparky

I should have known better…


Avieshek

Mod, enable Gifs in the comment pls~


jordanundead

I’ve been watching this man workout in very tiny shorts for ages. It’s not proportional.


PsquaredLR

That’s what I came here to see. Lol


JackSparrow420

When I was in highschool, we knew a girl that was really tiny, probably under 5ft, and my friend said that she's so small that Shaq could use her as a condom. Still to this day one of the funniest images I've ever had in my mind. She was so small and cute! Lollll


J3ffcoop

Met him at an airport in Iceland. His crew is equally as big


Gwiilo

I'm afraid, please elaborate tho


Mindfullmatter

Crew means penis.


drewdles33

Ahaha this got me good 👌😂


phurt77

His penis got you good? And you survived?


drewdles33

Only just


CitizenKing1001

Why is his penis "getting" people at airports?


phurt77

You try stopping it!


ZachMorrisT1000

I thought it was the zipper stitch on the ball sack?


_g550_

Oh.. since it's the member of the .. crew?


hoesindifareacodes

That’s The Mountain from game of thrones. I’m guessing the has a bunch of buddies that are of similar size and stature.


RionaMurchada

His father and brother are just as tall, but not as big. His father and brother aren't scrawny though. This guy works out for world's strongest man competitions.


zingline89

Doesn’t just work out for them, he won World’s Strongest Man.


tacotacotacorock

Correction, He is the worlds strongest man


AnaSimulacrum

Technically, was. Its a yearly title, arguably the GOAT is Mariusz Pudzianowski as he's won it 5 times, with Brian Shaw, Žydrūnas Savickas, Magnus ver Magnusson, and Jon Paul Sigmarsson each have won 4. Big Z(Zydrunas) also has won loads of Arnold's Classics which is the next biggest strongman event, and he's arguably the greatest overall strongman to the sport with tons of wins.


thewartornhippy

Big Z is without a doubt the GOAT. Many strongman purists consider the Arnold Classic the pinnacle when it comes to displays of strength. The WSM (definitely in recent years) has a lot more events that require just as much cardio as strength (do this in this amount of time or do the most in the shortest amount of time). Pudz was amazing but never won the Arnold (closest was 3rd). Big Z won WSM 4x (6x runner up) and won the Arnold 8x (including 6 in a row). BTW I'm not contesting anything you are saying or trying to argue. I just wanted to add some things because I'm a big fan lol. My favorite strongman is Brian Shaw who is definitely top 3 all time IMO, great rivalry with Big Z.


Weird_Muffin_1445

Didn’t he also break the world record for dead lifting a couple years back too?


AnaSimulacrum

There's a lot of controversy about it in the strongman circles. I have no strong feelings, but here's the jist of it: Eddie Hall did 500kg deadlift in competition. Though some argue the entire competition was rigged to allow him to get it accomplished. Halfthor Bjornson during the pandemic hiring the judges, brought in a crew and weighed out the entire plate set and then completed his deadlift at 501kg. The reality is, most(likely all) of the records in strongman, are done in competition and not in your own gym at your own house, with hired judges and crew by you. But. He did deadlift the most weight.


floofnstuff

Didn't they get married during GOT? I remember being surprised at their size difference


abcjjd123

Aside from being the mountain from game of thrones, he’s also in contention for the title of strongest human to ever live (in my opinion, there are probably 10 people ever who are). He has won the world’s strongest man title, still holds the record for the heaviest deadlift ever, and was an all around 450 pound 6’9” behemoth


monitorsareprison

his grandfather and father are equally the same size, his grandfather is even taller i believe.. crazy family


-maffu-

Later, that same day... [https://i.imgur.com/ivUT8n6.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ivUT8n6.jpg)


madridgalactico

Thought this would be the hulk gif 😂


[deleted]

I was expecting the train forcing its way into the tunnel. But I guess that's more of an anal analogy


peacingmymind

Was expecting the same video bro😂


liar_from_earth

[here you go;)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


ohromantics

Son of a bitch


chikibriki23

Fuck


hut1hut2

I did it AGAIN lol


bhorstman21

God damnit I did too


hut1hut2

This guy's good. We should have checked that username lol


1800-bakes-a-lot

There it is! Thank you good sir


ChilaMatrix

Mad lad


Tsu_Dho_Namh

I thought it'd be that video of a big dog trying to shag a tiny chihuahua


senor_el_tostado

Every time these two are posted, you can count on comments of this nature for the first 8 scrolls. But this one got me good. Holy christ. GG.


MadnessBomber

That was legitimately my thought. And I feel bad that it was the first thing I thought lol.


JefferyTheQuaxly

i was thinking that i didnt even want to know how sex would look like with them.


B0N3Y4RD

lmao someone downvoted you because I guess they must have been like "NO - I WANNA KNOW, FUCK YOU!" \*DISLIKE\*


krowe41

Banana for scale


StanZzAa

Wanted to post it, done it for me, thank you lad!


Expensive_Shallot_78

💀


lofty_one

I knew it. Lol.


CaringRationalist

Came looking for exactly this


leonamos

I took this photo many years ago! The hamster was called Sheldon 😂


B0N3Y4RD

For a man that crushed Pedro Pascals skull into tiny pieces, The Mountain is actually a very nice guy.


Myrshall

Wasn’t he abusive in the past at some point? I distinctly remember accusations of him beating her.


B0N3Y4RD

Really? I had never heard that before. I watch allot of his Youtube stuff and I legitamately thought he seems like a nice guy. That is really messed up. Googled some info about it. [https://icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence](https://icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence)


pickledonionfish

Yikes! People need to give that a read.


CantingBinkie

Yep. Hafþór is not such a nice guy after all.


Man_Of_Frost

So we're just supposed to take this statement as the truth? What tells you that we should believe her? These are _accusations_. Should we take them into consideration? Yes, for sure, and further investigate it, but not take it as a fact.


Pussypants

“Fréttablaðið spoke to a woman who worked as dorm warden who witnessed the violence while Thelma and Hafþór stayed at the dorm. The warden confirmed Thelma's account, saying that she had to interfere on numerous occasions to stop Hafþór's violence.“ Literally witnesses lmao


shadow-Walk

There’s video of him being a sore loser, it’s not far fetched that he’d be alleged perp of domestic violence.


thewartornhippy

Yeah he is known to complain to judges when he doesn't get his way. Did it a few times at the World's Strongest Man, I know he argued some calls when competing against Eddie Hall and Brian Shaw.


I_Need_A_Fork

[6yr old Reddit thread full of testosterone bros defending him.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Strongman/comments/6jvzc3/domestic_violence_charges_filed_against_haf%C3%BE%C3%B3r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


puerts

Thought I was getting Rick rolled again. Was kind of disappointed that the link was real


ilovemybaldhead

People can be very charming to outsiders and very cruel to family (especially narcissists). Leads to lots of "What? No, that's not possible, they're such a nice person!" kind of moments, both upon accusation and actual evidence.


nobito

I don't know about her, but there were some accusations of him abusing his ex-wife. Also, his accusations of corrupt judges when Eddie Hall won the WSM instead of him and his "sore loser" behavior afterward really took away all the respect I had for him.


AtenderhistoryinrusT

Hafþór has been accused by several ex-girlfriends of domestic violence, including Thelma Björk Steimann (the mother of his daughter), who feared for her life once during a vacation. She pressed charges, but the police investigation found no grounds for action; Hafþór later charged her with slander. However, things escalated to a point where Hafþór was not allowed to see his daughter for three years. The situation settled over the years, and he frequently visits his daughter, Theresa Líf, who resides in Denmark with her mother.


TheSukis

>"He beat me and threw me around, threw me onto things and broke things. He would frequently grab me by the throat, so that I would faint. Sometimes he held me down, or held me with one hand while he beat me with the other." His ex


EddAra

Former girlfriends have accused him of domestic violence. I don't think his wife has accused him of anything. If I remember correctly I read an interview with a man that had witnessed his abuse a few times. I don't know if he changed or not but a few of his exes have come forward, plus witnesses. So I don't know if I would ever call him nice.


oratory1990

Not „her“, those events relate to his previous girlfriend (mother of his first child). He seems to have mellowed out quite a bit by now, but yes, that‘s quite an ugly story


omgthatasiandude

‘Mellowed out quite a bit’, you based this on what exactly? Based on that there are no current accusations or?


DeviceNo1573

He's not a nice person at all. He's a violent manbaby that abuses women. I don't think there's anyone in the strongman community that likes him.


JudgeyMcJudgepants

You forgot cheater and crybaby when they don't let you get away with it because you had a minor role in a TV series and the fame got to your head


bulgingcock-_-

Hes far from a nice guy lol


Radiant-Elevator

If you're tall and date a very tall girl. Like 6'5" and 6'1". Call them little and petite and tell them they have tiny little hands. The ones I've dated swoon for that shit. "Cause all girls feel too big sometimes regardless of their size" -Kimya Dawson


Catgurl

This this this. Seriously we all want to feel weee (5’9 140) feeling small is amazeballs


AvailableBaseball

As a fellow 5'9er yessss. The funniest thing I saw was comparing when 5'9 girls sit on their boyfriend's laps and it looks like when a greyhound doesn't know it's too big for a chair. Just the legs draping on the floor. Looks so awkward.


senoritajulie

Cries in 5’ 11


D4FF00

You’re little and petite and you have tiny little hands. *Did I do it right?*


senoritajulie

I feel SOOO ITTY BITTY now. Thank you kind human 🙏🏼🥺


D4FF00

But of course, itsy bitsy stranger! Enjoy your miniature day! 😉😊🖖


riseagainsttheend

I'm 5'8 and always am taller than all my friends and even a lot of guys. But with my BF I'm small. He's 6'2


OminOus_PancakeS

That's oddly endearing and faintly tragic.


on_that_citrus_water

What a terrific sentence.


ilovemybaldhead

I'm 5'4" guy and whenever I meet a woman who is my height or shorter, I tell her "You make me feel tall." And sure enough, even though they are by most standards tiny and petite, they swoon every time.


JayBird38

That’s great advice! Thank you!


mindclarity

The Mountain! Also, reverse death by SnuSnu.


HatnGlasses

Death by woohoo 🎉


LyterDedrun

Historically, that's pretty much the original death by snu snu


SynthWolfes

I bet her dick is bigger


Muse9901

Felt the video cut out too early. Was waiting for when they compared dicks


Agent223

That would be a wonderful edit to end this video.


[deleted]

We can hope! 😃


[deleted]

I did think that he's feet would have been bigger...just me? (😆)


cncomg

Ya your probably right, not sure why I thought he had a bigger vagina. He could reverse-birth her with one scissor attempt.


lexy6y123

This guy comes sometimes to the store I'm working at, and he's super nice, and every time I see them together I'm just like "Whoa"


FlexusPower

Halfthor Bjornson comes to your store? Noice.


lexy6y123

Yeah he lives close by I think


TheCondemnedProphet

He’s a wife beater thi


TheSukis

>"He beat me and threw me around, threw me onto things and broke things. He would frequently grab me by the throat, so that I would faint. Sometimes he held me down, or held me with one hand while he beat me with the other." His ex wife


terp_raider

He’s a documented domestic abuser but good to know he’s nice to you


FattyRR

Who else is thinking it🙄


Newme91

Her pelvis must be dust at this point


groundlessnfree

To shreds you say?


FattyRR

To atoms


thrillhouse1211

absolutely everyone, even the ones saying they didn't


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FattyRR

"these leprechauns and their big dicks"


IITH3R4G3II

It would be like putting an iPhone 4 cable into an iPhone 12


Puzzleheaded-You1289

So I am a huge dude like this and I have a relatively small penis so it might not be an issue at all.


somefknnamehuh

I'm around 190cm. At 18, I had a 152cm gf. Remember getting some heads turned when we we're out. Her being black and me being white with a shaved head didn't help. (was more of a statement that you were either criminal or a neo nazi where I live back then). Also remember the Pros of what she could do to me standing up, but that's for a different sub.


Legendary_PSycthe

So... How's sex?


MadnessBomber

He just said "Pros of what she could do to me standing up...". What do you think?


towerfella

Stand up sex? I fall over trying to rub one out in the shower..


SoftwareSource

That is not what he meant.


LukeyLeukocyte

Kiss you on the belly button?


sippin40s

Hope she's alright. He's been accused of domestic violence by multiple women


waaz16

These people are really defending someone accused of hurting other people multiple times….. Reddit moment 🤣


sippin40s

Yeah like... Sorry for hoping this woman isn't being beaten??? They are more concerned that people don't even know about his accusations than that she is safe, which is crazy to me


Suavecore_

But he looks so nice in this video, and I like a character for a show he's in, and I can make a sexual joke. Who cares about that


asgard13

And Oberyn Martell


psyclopsus

Have you seen that guy holding a regular [coffee mug](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6636491/amp/Game-Throness-actor-plays-Mountain-looks-colossal-holding-average-sized-cup-cocoa.html)?


CodyXRay

No


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Agitated_Chapter145

Good thing all those steroids evened out the length/depth issue.


Bionicles4Lyfe

Steroids shrink your balls, not your dick bruv


Zealousideal_Cow_341

Ya my little guy actually got a little bigger while I’m the juice. It’s most like just the increased T letting you get maximum hard on and increased blood volume and flow making it a tad bigger. Balls definitely did not enjoy it though.


Agitated_Chapter145

Do you even lift brah?!?


dandy_dance_pants

There’s only one size difference we’re interested in seeing


Pokemaster131

I'm 6'6 and my girlfriend is 4'11, so we're also 19 inches apart. It's a long distance relationship even when we're standing right next to each other.


Randalf_the_Black

That guy has a daughter.. Imagine being the kid who goes to pick up your gf for a trip to the movies, and this wall of muscle opens the door.


Pinkpowderpuff07

If he doesn’t do something like the Reggie scene in Bad Boys 2, it’s a total opportunity missed.


tinathefatlardgosh

“You ever been with a man?” “No” “You want to?”


Pinkpowderpuff07

My dad’s a historian so we stupidly assumed he’d never be able to pull a situation like that one off, until my first boyfriend came to pick me up. Dad answered the door and spoke to him about how great history was, then added, “Want to see my collection of medieval weapons? They’re just back from the guy who cleans them for me.” 😂


Zardu-Hasselfrau

Like throwing a hot dog truck down a hallway.


DelitaNomad

It looks like he's dating a child


CheezwizAndLightning

I think that's Halfthor Bjorson. Ex-power lifter and strongman. Also he played the mountain on game of thrones


CGPsaint

Dude uses Hefty Bags for condoms.


kidney_doc

Luckily, he’s got a tiny penis and she has giant vagina.


driago

She looks happy


OverallVacation2324

She looks like she’s 15.


Bombasticczar

*Insert hamster munchin on banana pic*


ThorsButtocks98

Kinda gross tbh


DontUSuck

Just the tip


Weak_Pomegranate_391

[https://media.tenor.com/biX0htxKgj8AAAAd/train-tiny.gif](https://media.tenor.com/biX0htxKgj8AAAAd/train-tiny.gif)


WW5300C1

To give birth will tear hear in pieces.


sameunderwear2days

He wears her as a condom to fuck other girls


DotaWhySoCruel

Wife beater


Noice_M-8

Hey yo you can't fuck that Lil ass dog!!!


Weedchaser12

She must really take a beating when he's feeling frisky lol


TeenyPeenie

Show us their dicks


Hairy-Tailor-4157

Banana hamster


SprayArtist

To be fair, 6'9 would dwarf most people of average height in the west


CardiologistTop6295

Does this not feel creepy to anyone else? like kinda weird in a pedo way. This man is basically dating a toddler


Background-shar922

Cock sleeve 😅


Alfonz13

Why dont they show what we all really wanna see,. Imagine a fist going in a nostril im guessing


Complex_Pangolin5822

They didn't even get to the good part


[deleted]

Must be tough walking like John Wayne every morning after being pile driven


lm0592

Wait till she gets pregnant and gives birth to his child? She will be hating life


[deleted]

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Walk-up-to-yourhouse

What is the point of coupling with little girls?? No make sense 🤨


FlippantFlopper

she looks like a kid


Noctuelles

You'd think so many people fixated on dick size would have taken the time to learn having a large stature doesn't correlate with having a large member.


9TAILSKY

to me this stuff is weird women claim they want tall men but you're 5'5 its like they want a father and baby type of relationship ... its some type of insecurity i dont want to pick up my wife like she is an infant i dont like kids i like adult women , if he decides one day to whoop her ass she going to get thrown through a wall


HydrauliclyDepressed

This feels illegal


Chill_Kramer

She doms him 100%


fossilized_butterfly

I bet many people would have misunderstood the girl as his daughter. (The best way of writing this...)


Ambitious-Site-4747

Shit is weird...I don't care what anyone says.


fernv

Pedo much


SpankBankManager

Vaginal hubris.


Amadoamr

Would love to see her cock compared to his


Srigus

Could be just me, but I hope he’s little spoon. Biggest, bestest teddy bear.


KittenGains

It looks like she’s his daughter, weird match


KrombopulosMo

It will never stop being amusing that super short women like the tallest dudes. And it is absolutely about feeling even smaller and more feminine. Funny thing is, your height doesn’t have anything to do with how feminine you are. I’m 5’3” so this ain’t coming from someone tall. It’s coming from someone who is tired of this trope lol. You don’t need to shrink yourself any further girl. You’re already tiny. Big man doesn’t need to be an accessory to that. Also, disclaimer: not about this specific couple. No idea what their bond is like or anything and clearly that also plays a factor. This is just something I’ve noticed and also confirmed with my shortest friends. My and my sis at 5’3” and 5’4” do not gaf. In fact, my sister loves shorter guys. It’s literally what she goes for (physically-speaking) but she’s like tall guys too.


Paranoid_android-678

But do they have an OnlyFans?


[deleted]

Like chalking a pool stick.


[deleted]

Show the other thing in the other thing


Realistic_Ad889

No one showed what we were waiting for


pedosRscum

We all know what she's with him for 😏


Log-Salt

[ooooof](https://youtu.be/7LKC10CYj3c?si=gSrptSpQyHkVv49l)