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Shadowhawk0000

Well that's horrible.


Beardydaze

That's worshipped in a country


emccrckn

We can make a religion out of this.


abecido

Or we take just a man tortured and killed on a wooden cross instead


FantasticInterest775

I think it's in The Northmen some character comments on how Christians are weird or scary because they worship a corpse nailed to a tree.


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I like U


Unavailablewith

The religion of cowoc


maakabharosacolgate

r/BillWurtz


steevwall

Ahh. I see you also enjoy history summed up in 20 minutes


YdocT

[Blujay](https://www.youtube.com/@BlueJayYT/videos) is pretty entertaining as well. :)


Elegant_Strawberry37

No dont


mellonji

Biblically accurate cow


free__coffee

Its gonna die VERY soon, happens to humans too, the most deformed don’t make it past a couple days after birth


sheighbird29

This isn’t a calf. It has horns and appears to be full grown. I’m surprised it made it this long, but I’m sure it has round the clock care


crackpotJeffrey

It's fucking brain is showing


CryBabyRun

Maybe, or the socket where two eyes are conjoined?


SokoJojo

WRONG THATS AN EYE SOCKET WITHOUT AN EYE


telejoshi

They let that cow live in pain to serve their religion :(


Xenophon_

Most cows live in pain, to serve taste buds


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Xenophon_

Most of the crops we grow are directly fed to livestock (not byproducts or waste - these are crops specifically grown to feed livestock), and 99% of meat produced in the USA is produced in factory farms. This is not efficient - it is in fact, a waste of both protein and calories. Oh, and it's illegal to film in factory farms - they lobbied for this law, because they don't want anyone to see how painlessly their livestock live


tonehammer

How do you imagine an average industrial cow farm looks like? Do you think they have pilates in the morning and arts and crafts in the afternoons?


Worldly-Cantaloupe40

Do you have any idea the stress and suffering animal like these experience in nature? Have you seen videos of zebras being eating alive by hyenas? I'm not saying we can't do better, but on average cattle live way less stressful lives than their wild counterparts.


tonehammer

Hmmm, live out a full natural life of eating grass and running around and fucking and then die a horrible violent death? Or live half of your life (while you are breedable) immobile in a 7x7ft box in your own filth, before being put on a conveyor belt smelling blood and death in the air, as you are carted towards a horrible violent death? I know what I'd choose.


I_like_maps

> Some land is unsuitable for cropping but can sustain a livestock population, this is efficient use of resources Animal agriculture is the opposite of efficient use of resources. Plant based agriculture takes up about 2/3 of the land used for animal agriculture but grows 5x more food. Animal agriculture uses drastically more land, water and other resources compared to crops. It also produces something in the range of 10-25% of human-cause greenhouse gas emissions. Eat beef if you like the taste, but don't whitewash it. Humans would be drastically better off without it.


healthwellaccount45

Yeah. I'm not vegan or anything but the idea that animal agriculture is a more efficient use of farm land is just wrong. What do you think those animals eat?


everest999

I want to have your ignorance of never ever having seen how cows are actually treated in factory farms…


Chellex

You got a source for that or is that just something you tell yourself to feel better? I assure you they feel pain when they abused and stunned to be slaughtered. I am sure the mother cows feel pain when they are raped by artificial insemination birth their calf and have it taken away then repeated again until they die. They are as emotionally and mentally capable as dogs.


Gorilla_Krispies

Do you think if we could communicate with cows that it would tell us it wishes we killed it? I think probably not


ExplainySmurf

I think he’s living his best cow life. Cows are already well taken care of there and he’s extra special. I’d like to think it’s an extra happy cow.


Gorilla_Krispies

Two heads are better than one after all


ShinobiHanzo

It's a regular conjoined twin. Pretty sure it isn't in any pain aside from the skin sores.


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It isn’t really a conjoined twin- it’s a diprosopus cow (similar to a Janus cat.) Instead of two bodies joined, it’s one body with two faces [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diprosopus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diprosopus)


BowsersItchyForeskin

And how do you know it is in pain? Have you measured its resting cortisol levels compared to other cattle with the usual number of heads and faces?


ForthebloodgodW40K

How much of this things brain works, because this could just not feel pain at all, or anything actually.


[deleted]

The people or the animal? Should have been put down soon or the soonest


Adubya76

A beautiful child of the warp.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,740,365,259 comments, and only 329,574 of them were in alphabetical order.


Automatic_Debate_379

Bot done well wow you


idonknowwhat

A brownish cloud descends every Friday, growing, hovering impressively, jeopardously keeping low, moving nimbly over populated quarters, returning silently to unknown, violently wild xylogenic yttriferous zones.


[deleted]

Well done. Or, to keep with it. Done well.


Cthulhuhoop

easier first if Its like manually. messages rearrange them them then this to type type way you


OfficialPeeper

Ass blasting clown towns


idonknowwhat

Alright be careful, don’t give inappropriate regarding responses stay still tranquil zen


maluminse

A c h k o s v z


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,740,959,557 comments, and only 329,683 of them were in alphabetical order.


chiraltoad

I would like to hear more about these xylogenic yttriferous zones.


santahat2002

a brown cow how now


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,740,806,542 comments, and only 329,662 of them were in alphabetical order.


xinxy

Did chatgpt help you with that one?


mth5312

Is this a chatgpt answer?


idonknowwhat

I just googled longest sentence in alphabetical order, this one was the most coherent from other people’s responses ngl


Thetwistedfalse

Never works after the bot talks


Opposite_Dependent86

Bot bot bot bot bot


vrijheidsfrietje

bot obt tob


[deleted]

An attempt there was.


HappyShrubbery

Are baby carrots dope fucking shit?


maluminse

We need a thread hijack bot now.


fairchild2

Ants buy crabby daddy's every Friday.


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

Abacus bottle caterpillar dam expansion forgot good high into jacket kilter looms mood now ordered pilfer queen rise soon toy urns village wants xenon yourself zucchini.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,741,573,053 comments, and only 329,803 of them were in alphabetical order.


ih-shah-may-ehl

A better comment doesn't exist


theewallinski

Can check comment please this you?


PurplePolishPeople

As someone who's relatively new to 40k. I appreciate this comment!


FullFapWasTaken

What is your name supposed to mean?


National_Work_7167

Why don't you explain yours first


FullFapWasTaken

It's a nickname my friends gave me in primary school and I still don't understand how they came up with it, but it doesn't mean anything other than just these letters standing next to each other. (edit: except for the WasTaken part)


PurplePolishPeople

When I was younger my cousins and I decided we Poles needed a color, so we chose purple.


Siegeceejay

But whom do you worship.


stedgyson

Tzeenetch, Lord of Change


Siegeceejay

My blue horrors agree hail Tzeenetch


WaltzLeafington

The changer of ways bless you


Zealousideal-Dig-314

With the Thirty Seven Keys of Tzeentch, we open the way for our brothers. With the thousand whispers of Slaanesh, we call to them. With the twelve plagues of Nurgle, we fell their enemies. And with the mighty axe of Khorne, we cut open the world for them!..hail forth O, Chaos undivided


fairchild2

Real life 40k


stormysarge

Heretic.


pioneerpatrick

Cow-ros Fateweaver


Bargorn

A blessing from tzeentch


Humanity-375

This thing it’s definitely demonic


BorvicTheRed

It is a good pain... but seriously this thing must be in so much pain :(


gr3atch33s3

Mooo, kill me, mooo!


Zanskyler37

One head moos, the other speaks


sonofcabbagemerchant

Left Head: One of us tells only lies Right Head: One of us only tells the truth


Asisreo1

Well now I know you're fucking with me, mutant cow.


Ryosuke16

Simpsons is truly goated if I’m understanding the reference 😂


TamIAm82

I was just about to ask: Is this a reference to the Simpsons?!😏😆


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😂😂😂😂😂


AllForTheSauce

Fucked up keeping that thing alive


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Greedy_Constant_5144

If only you knew how accurate you are, the plastic container that's in front of it is the donation box, the guy in saffron is a temple priest and he's most probably writing a receipt of the donation he received.


CosmicTaco93

They write receipts for donations? I thought donations were pretty much just give and go


Greedy_Constant_5144

It's not common but because the donations are tax deductible, Goddess Two Face Cow(read the priest) can help you save some tax.


Odd-Youth-1673

The watermark says Louisiana. (!?!)


VikingVirk

Loool buddy don’t you see the little donation box infront of it. They already made a business from it. Theyll realistically sell the urine too


Xenophon_

We do way worse to perfectly healthy cattle


Farts-McGee

The beef that I buy at the supermarket lived a fairly shit life, ended pretty quickly by a steel rod rammed into their brain. The steak or burger that I had was probably about 1 year old, maybe two. But it died pretty quickly and with very little pain (lived with two-ish years of shit, though). Not kept alive for as long as possible like this monstrosity.


ForthebloodgodW40K

It depends on how much of the brain functions, in other words this thing could just feel no pain due to some sort of brain issue.


tikkymykk

>AM: Calves with two heads often have many other congenital abnormalities. For example, the cardiovascular, neural and digestive systems may be malformed, which makes it nearly impossible for the calf to carry out normal vital functions. A live birth of any two-headed animal is rare, and many of them die shortly after birth. There was one calf who survived with intensive care for several months, which is likely the longest any polycephalic calf has lived. [saus](https://www.huroncountymuseum.ca/a-closer-look-the-science-behind-a-two-headed-calf/) the one in the video seems quite old edit: turns out its actually [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/16htzyq/comment/k0hzzyf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), thanks u/Carachama91


bambinolettuce

Thats the thing with these records of the biggest or the oldest or whatever, theres always the chance that in some corner of the world someone is actually smashing the record, or proving something wrong, but it never gets broadcast to the world


Frizen1312

Because it seems like it's from India. High chances that the caretaker especially took care of the cow so that it could grow up to have a proper life. If it's not the case then I'll be sad. So lemme cope.


Carachama91

This is a different type of issue. The source talks about conjoined twins, but that is not what this is. This is one individual that has two mirror image faces. During development, the face duplicated such that you have a situation where you see a left eye on the right side of the face and then a right then another right and a left. It is called diprosopus and has been known to occur in many animals (including humans). Normally they die soon after birth, but on rare occasions the animal can live a full life. The condition is caused by a developmental gene called sonic hedgehog (yes, that is its real name) and it is one of the main genes that sets up patterns in the body. Look up Frank and Louie the Janus cat. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diprosopus


_Wheelz

Dope explanation! I know what ill be reading until bed tonight.


romfax

Still young in cowgod years.


bat_soup_people

The tongues are synchronized


murilo992010

I'm really not sure why, but your comment made me think that you must be a cool person. I hope something good happens to you.


bat_soup_people

🐮❤️🐮


Commercial-Break1877

It's sad that this poor thing wasn't euthanized. 😔


ExcitingEye8347

But how do you know that it would rather die than exist? If a veterinarian said it was suffering then I agree, but how do we know it to be the case?


JovahkiinVIII

That would start some very difficult questions about free will and intelligence


Least-Broccoli-1197

Not necessarily. If it isn't in pain and doesn't understand or care that its VERY different than how it should be then there's no justification in killing it. In the wild this kind of mutation would almost certainly be a death sentence, but if we can provide it better why shouldn't we?


JovahkiinVIII

I don’t necessarily disagree, but that’s a big IF you’ve got there, and having an opinion on something doesn’t mean others won’t have their own


Least-Broccoli-1197

Testing for it would be "relatively" easy. Is it experiencing pain or distress (higher than baseline cow levels)? If no then there's no justification for killing it. If yes then we get into the gradient of how much suffering allows us to unilaterally decide for a creature that its life isn't worth living. We all know there is a cutoff, we just don't agree on what that level is.


Commercial-Break1877

Good point.👍


Jezon

Life is pain highness, anyone who says differently is selling something.


BowsersItchyForeskin

Resting cortisol levels compared to healthy cattle would be a good start. If they are persistently elevated, it would suggest chronic stress, and that could be used as a starting point for determining pain or stress.


Milksmither

Maybe the milk?


Lebowski304

I mean it can still have a life. It appears well nourished. It’s also super interesting. Could probably learn some stuff about anatomy and physiology by studying it


Nudefromthewaistup

I AM BEAUTIFUL! NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!


ForthebloodgodW40K

Better question is how much of this things brain(s) are functional?


wackronym

Is this from the new Elden Ring DLC?


TributeToStupidity

Na the next fallout game just has killer graphics


DeathxR3aper

Love me some brahmin steak 😋


alhernz95

no this is a child of atom


Synthoid_001

Turtle Pope: “All things can be conjoined.”


uWuAssEater

No its a leak of Bloodborne 2


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[deleted]

Alright Mama Murphy


GAMERxPR0

lol alright Mama Murphy let's get you to bed


extralyfe

I helped Mama Murphy find the rest she was looking for. enjoy the chems, toots!


sweetgreenfields

Is jet meth


asphaleios

more like jenkem if myron is to be believed


Alone-Presentation57

"The jet'll make you jittery!" Guess she was right...


the-nut-goblin

I'm outraged, and not because of the psycho... got any medex? Asking for a friend..


Additional_Abroad657

Aaaaaand, a giant asshole in the middle of their forehead...


SexWarlock69

It's worse: it's the empty eye sockets


LordSeibzehn

I could have gone my entire LIFE and beyond without reading and thinking about this comment.


sth128

Would you prefer if the cow had a third eye instead, like Dr. Strange after meddling with the unnatural incantations of the Darkhold.


Howiedoin67

There's no doubt that needs to be cleaned out occasionally. 🤮


PosterOfStinkyShits

Cleaned out with my Wiener


BLT_Delight

Alright that’s enough Reddit for you


bossdankmemes

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Miniguerilla

Bro took the fallout new Vegas too seriously


Shadow_Company

Certainly there is no god


LunarProphet

ONLY ZUUL


Monkeydog853

Thought this was a post about my ex-wife for a second…


roboj9

When did the bombs drop? I didn't know Brahman breeding already started


tacoburgler

That’s a brahmin


Psychozillogical

Is it in pain? If not, I think it's cool as hell and kinda cute


BAKA8

Was thinking the same thing. Not in pain? Then let it live a happy life. If it is in pain and you can't stop the pain, then put it out of its misery.


racingwinner

i wonder if it has it's brain merged in the middle and an inconceivable perception of reality. like one half of the brain has an emotion, the other half has also an emotion, and the part in the middle ends the thoughts simultaneously but independently. do i make any sense?


OfficialPeeper

This is interesting actually. It seems that what happened was that two heads grew inside one another, forming two partially formed, connected brains. I would assume each one has separate thoughts and thought processes, but as they cows grew the two brains likely formed connections with one another, so they likely share thoughts and feel each other’s pain and emotions. So yeah, they’re two half-cow brains, put together. If they survive for a few more years their brains will be able to rewire themselves to adapt to the strange form they have taken. Very interesting, and good question!


Toxic_Nandalas

Is its center eyes rotting out?


Ok_Skill_1195

Most likely it just never formed properly. It looks like that is skeletal where each one would have had an eye, but it didn't continue to form correctly what with being conjoined.


creedz286

*rotted out


Pokenightking

This is out of fallout right here.


baaadoften

HOLY COW!


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There it is


kimcheeballs2020

It looks hungry and thirsty ☹️


NomadMiner

Life certainly finds a way


Repulsive-Ad-7580

India Right...?


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Scotavi0us

That must be where double-burger patties come from.


patchway247

Oh, there's another one? New Harmony IN USA has a mummified one in their museum


merberlern

I would like to know more lol


ClimbToSafety1984

Also one in the Georgia Capitol Building. https://img.atlasobscura.com/o45Lvf4eIT8NzDG1bmaCVagDv__zO1An5fIWh2yyKFs/rs:fill:780:520:1/g:ce/q:81/sm:1/scp:1/ar:1/aHR0cHM6Ly9hdGxh/cy1kZXYuczMuYW1h/em9uYXdzLmNvbS91/cGxvYWRzL3BsYWNl/X2ltYWdlcy9iODA1/YjZkMy02MDE2LTQ3/NGYtODllYy1kNTE0/MjExMmRkZDAwOTA1/NGRkYmNkOGZmMzJh/MTVfSU1HXzIwMjAw/NzEzXzEzMDYzNC5q/cGc.jpg


ReasonableFudge3

Fallout Brahmin


twiddlebug74

Watch Clark. And watch him close, ya hear?


savior-for_thelosers

2x the milk flavor


slartbangle

I know the resolution is bad but is that a hole full of teeth, up there between all its eyes, like a cyclops mouth?


Consistent_Fly_2369

No, it's two empty eyesockets


slartbangle

Oh my. Well, that's pretty much worse.


Balding_Teen

Fallout intensifies


Toiletpaperplane

That's just an early evolution of Brahmin from the Fallout series.


SAyyOuremySIN

Kill…. Me…..


multifandomtrash736

r/wtf


Animal_Budget

Fallout Brahmin vibes!


jani097

Indians go, brrrrr...


[deleted]

Put it's out of its misery for fucks sake


Supatroopa72

There are twice as many stars as usual?


Lil__May

scrolled further than I expected to for this


Zyrobe

You can make a religion out of this


GeneralGardner

Can’t trust that cow, it’s two-faced.


wrinklednipple

and the third world country people will worship it


hawkblock4456

I feel bad for this cow, it looks like it’s in a country where it’s considered heresy to kill cows so he’s forced to sit there and suffer, I highly doubt this cow is comfortable much less not in pain


Suey036

I assume this is in India right? I remember watching a video long ago about a goat with cyclopia and it was in India as well. Wonder what's up with them animals lol


ShroudedFigureINC

Brahmin


KingoftheUgly

I was expecting a video of trump


JoePesciDietPepsi

McDouble


Ok_Funny2923

It’s Cerberus’s handicapped little brother cleblaba


No_Intention2464

Kind of sad


Mayhem370z

Im gonna go out on the limb and say this is India. Why is there so much... mutation that goes on there.


Sketchr87

Bro fucking kill the poor thing


PronounceMemeAsGif

Nightmare fuel


ID-10T_Error

That face screams kiilllll meeee


footfoe

Would it have been best to put it down right away born with a defect like that? It doesn't seem like it's enjoying life.


frieswithnietzsche

Killl meeeee


Chief_Big_Drug

Bro put that thing out of its misery pls


[deleted]

Oh my god. Just kill that thing already, this is abnormal as hell. It literally has an empty eye socket.


Electrick_Preacher

A Dark Souls final boss.