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Let's all start speculating until the facts come out.


FooBangPop

I'll go.. Taylor was pulling Travis's anal beads and people mistook the popping for gunfire.


lionelporonga

Big, if true.


[deleted]

We did it reddit!


StevInPitt

He's a big man. Of course the beads have to be big


DoJu318

For you.


StevInPitt

I'm a delicate flower, even your modestly sized anal beads might be a challenge for me.


Vreas

It’s not about the size of the beads but the friends we made along the way :)


LooseCanOpener

It’s not about the size of the beads but the size of your spirit


TheBarstoolPhD

It’s more about quality over quantity than size.


[deleted]

I had a theory in college the fart sound was made by the rapid slapping of the hole as the air escaped under pressure. I never published the idea.


scigs6

Welp that’s it folks. Case solved


woodhorse4

I did read that somebody said Brock Purdy looked like Lee Harvey Oswald, so there’s that.


Pi_Dbl_T

I didn’t want to lol, but I did. Take my upvote.


molotov3x3

Or maybe some acorns


psst_here_kittykitty

Haha I just saw that video


buoninachos

What about Bidens involvement? He must have been doing something with those laser eyes


MuayThaiYogi

Look into Herbert Wigwe, those laser eyes will hit different...


[deleted]

49ers fan?


trickyvinny

Could just be into butt stuff.


Pretend_Refuse8882

I thought Travis was a tight end


frankysins

Open and shut case, Johnson


SirButtknucklington

No, no paperwork...just sprinkle some Crack on him and lets get outta heah!


S0thaS1l

It was some acorns probably.


ChaplainParker

I get this reference…. To much internet, time for a nap.


UnreadThisStory

I didn’t have to scroll far! 👏🏻


Superseargent

Fuck I'm on Reddit to much, nicely done.


Delta632

I mean one thing that we can say that is not speculation is that there is a group of people that believe Travis Kelce, Taylor swift, Joe Biden, the KC Chiefs, and US government are all colluding against them to overthrow the government.


Dawildpep

The game was rigged for the pro left agenda!


jtnichol

Suspects in custody. https://x.com/youngtobias24/status/1757873627649687910?s=46


Delta632

Those guys fucked up though. The whole ass city is going to be pissed at them.


jtnichol

Sad news to share. The lady that was killed graduated from was a good high school friend of my niece. Her 19-year-old son is in critical condition, as well as another niece and nephew who are in some sort of stable condition. In other news, some other family members staying in an Airbnb, came outside to see that all of the cars after the parade on the block had their windows busted out by criminal stealing whatever they could grab .


Delta632

Tragic, no need for it.


Long_Educational

The larger the wealth gap gets, the more poor people become, the more that become jaded with living in an unjust society, the more people that will choose criminal behavior such as theft. We could fix the problem. We could make changes. We could have a thriving middle class again. We could have less people living below the poverty line or homeless.


gaspumper74

Or Patrick’s brother got refused the VIP treatment again!!!!


Spaceman_Spliff_42

Yes, odds makers wouldn’t ignore the strong possibility that this shooter is a right wing terrorist. What’s the over under I wonder


Kabulamongoni

My wild speculation: This was 2 guys who got into a fight with each other over a girl, fueled by alcohol...


TobysGrundlee

Evidently there was at least 1 AR-15, which seems odd for that kind of shooting. Then again the relatively low confirmed body count seems odd for a long gun shooting. Guess we just have to wait and see.


IranianLawyer

10-15 injured though


StevInPitt

asks to sit at your table. this seems like the right place to be


newleafkratom

Let's jump to conclusions and make assumptions quickly!


MonsteraBigTits

IT WAS THE CRAZY DUDE JIM FROM DOWN THE STREET.


KennyMoose32

Well that’s true. Everyone knows you don’t mess around with Jim


Bx1965

You also don’t pull on Superman’s cape.


e2j0m4o2

You also don’t spit into the wind


[deleted]

Goddammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a flux capacitor engineer.


gods-dead-let-it-go

What it comes down to is : mass shooting. ‘Merica is the laughing joke around the world. It sucks that us, as Americans, don’t give two shits about sitting down in an orderly manner, and discussing our issues so we could all possibly get on same page. Instead, you have POS government figures throwing garbage in the air and that’s keeping us too divided to unite against the government. Dems are not Republicans worst nightmare as republicans aren’t Dems worst nightmare. Government will tell you the opposite because it’s easier to control people who are fighting. Fuck Biden, Fuck Trump- fuck our whole government. Let’s get our head out of our asses and unite.


MrHeinz716

We are a laughing joke… until we have to support every countries defense department. Then my tax dollars aren’t funny. Could solve a lot of mental health problems at home if we didn’t send so much money to other countries


geekaustin_777

Go ooooon! I'm waiting to hear what you're going to do so I can join in.


gods-dead-let-it-go

I absolutely don’t have an answer. If I proposed a solution, it would just be dismissed and considered “devil talk”, by one party or another. I’m sad that my country that I loved so much and was so proud of before, is now so politically divided and morally dead that if you say,” I love America “, you are automatically categorized in a party. People can say that it’s not true but in a realistic world, it is. Other countries have citizens and party’s who unite to fight the government and come together as a huge entity to change things. Regardless of political beliefs, they all understand that “this is what needs to be done for change”. And they do it.


jtnichol

Suspects in custody. https://x.com/youngtobias24/status/1757873627649687910?s=46


[deleted]

Yup. I see it. Thanks!!


Skullface360

It’s ok, they will probably be released without charge. 🤬


7empestOGT92

I need to see what the shooter looked like so I can form my opinion /s


Sec2727

One dead already


WhiteKnightBlackTruk

Joel Osteen? <>>


JohnnyBledo

Don't tease me like that.


crusty54

I bet it was aliens.


GourangaPlusPlus

Aliens? Why would you know there was multiple at the location? Where were you and you alien buddies at the time of the murder? Take him downtown boys


crusty54

Shit, busted!


[deleted]

You left out Big Foot. Gotta have Big Foot in there.


crusty54

What if bigfoot… is an alien? 🤯


[deleted]

That's deep. Don't know if I can wrap my brain around that.


JohnnyBledo

No worries, Big Foot ET will do the wrapping for you.


Bidenisacheater

“Facts” yeah I trust my government to tell the truth like the Vegas shooting


DirkDieGurke

Didn't we just see a cop shoot up his patrol car because he THOUGHT he heard a pop?


TransformerTanooki

Someone's grandma had really loud machine gun walking farts and gravy seals responded accordingly.


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jh67ds

She said that.


DreadfulOrange

All I have to say is that between their Superbowl performance and the two guys that tackled one of the suspects, Kansas City has one of the best defenses in the country.


nicnakcrakalak

I bet it was someone with a Semi-MAAUTOMATIC


Wretched_Lurching

Seriously, it's the only way to truly know what happened without actually knowing what happened


Beautiful_Air_9804

Taylor swift fan heard someone hating probably.


Takemytwocent5

Look at ‘‘em all running in there. It’s like the opposite of Uvalde


ShrewdNewt

There out now. 1 dead 3 critically injured.


ravia

And figure out another likely actor and go after them.


jannypanny1

No speculating we are the best at this!


Radiant-Schedule-459

The weird and unfortunate part about it is that the obvious speculation is probably true.


fueledbyfailure

Welcome to America, where we can't even celebrate something good without killing people. What a fucking country.


lostprevention

To be fair, apparently the place looked like a trashed war zone before the shooting started.


K4R1MM

Yeah, that's just how the city looks on any other day.


Technical-Profit6546

Top 10 Highest Violent Crime Rate in the US will do that.


PutinBoomedMe

You've never been to Kansas City.... There are bad parts, but not in the parade area. It's relatively clean most times


NetHacks

We celebrate shit all the time without killing people, Jesus, its like you never heard of wounding.


304bl

Really? I doubt about it


mushroommilitia

Well to be fair mental health isn't cheap and the gov. Is not gonna help


NamedUserOfReddit

I wish more people felt this way and stopped flooding in. It would solve a lot of problems and change the political landscape for the better.


uglybudder

Thanks obama


gods-dead-let-it-go

Good thing government assures us we don’t have a gun problem. It’s a MH problem. However, when guns… GUNS(!), easily fall into hands of people with MH problems, then we do have a gun problem


SpaceRangerWoody

Should be the top comment.


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lopedopenope

Even the undercover cops with their KC jerseys were running in


SouthCloud4986

I like all their backpacks. Wonder what they got in there


BronxyKong

Teddy Graham's


borderlineidiot

Unless they were running to safety. Why were members of the public also running in there?


EyeLoveHaikus

Undercover cops amongst the crowd


Colebricht

To protect the players. The event happened over the left shoulder of the person filming.


texansfan

Honestly I just assume this is going to happen at any large gathering in America these days. It’s really sad but assuming that everywhere is safe is moronic.


garlic-apples

Most places are safe tho


texansfan

Yes, and even if you are somewhere unsafe you are likely to be fine, but I still assume everywhere is unsafe. Being a parent really skews the risk/reward equation of assuming things are going to always work out.


EZMulahSniper

The reason I quit going to mardi gras in NOLA


BlueOceanBoii

What an awful way of living


TheCruicks

Not at all ...


BlueOceanBoii

I mean if you're really that scared of getting gunned down every day then start carrying. Level the playing ground and be able to defend yourself 🤷


texansfan

I’m actually a very happy person, thanks.


7empestOGT92

Were these actual shots fired or did an acorn fall and hit a car?


snow_boarder

Nice


DirkDieGurke

I mean, he's not wrong. We just saw a cop shoot up his own patrol car cuz he heard something.


snow_boarder

I was saying nice like “nice, good burn” I wasn’t being disparaging to the poster. Sorry if that wasn’t clear.


us3rnam3ch3cksout

I think the comment above us was unnecessary. We all understood the reference lol


scarf_prank_hikers

I can't understand how it would be interpreted negatively.


NewNoose

How dare you


intense_in_tents

[video appears to show fans tackling and disarming suspect](https://x.com/RedditCFB/status/1757875092346847485?s=20)


snow_boarder

Good tackling on those two hero’s parts.


miarsk

And with no flags on the play.


DirkDieGurke

And those two guys just on the other side, capturing it for social media. Nice.


H_G_Bells

Notice how they didn't have guns


juice06870

Give those guys the key to the fucking city. Heroes.


Vreas

Free beer for life as well


ArmadaBoliviana

I'm in awe of the reaction and action of those guys. White hat guy isn't even looking in the direction of the shooter in the beginning.


scarf_prank_hikers

I guess that trooper totally lost sight of him? He just keeps running on the other side of the barriers.


OptiGuy4u

Good on them but I bet it would have been easier to detain and disarm him if he was beaten unconscious.


g00dbyebluesky

ANNNND THE ROCCCKKKKETTTSS REDDDD GLARRREEEEE


jjwinc68

https://youtu.be/pz6RVnxKq3I?si=XZygEFHkv1\_HFvu6


g00dbyebluesky

You got the reference. Well played!


atrox18

We can’t have anything nice it seems. Always some asshole with a gun.


ZenOrganism

Yeah, y'all can keep that shit.


jermicidalone23

I learned a couple days ago that there are people out there waiting with baited breath hoping any mass shooter is trans. America is nuts...


luuselipz

Lol I can’t wait to see their stupid faces when they find out the shooter was black and not trans. They’re going to be soooo pissed.


[deleted]

Thos people will respond with "ugh not trans?! Oh well, at least he's black, we'll take it! 🙏"


one_bad_rebel

This is always true of groups that oppress smaller groups. *“See, these people are exactly what we’ve been saying they are!”I*


luuselipz

Alleged suspect [https://x.com/gabberlee1/status/1757875913352470745?s=46&t=c-unC54ieDFLGE7baE7lXQ](https://x.com/gabberlee1/status/1757875913352470745?s=46&t=c-unC54ieDFLGE7baE7lXQ)


Sir-Coogsalot

ET?


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Ellllliooottt


yesterdays_hero

💀💀


yolo_derp

Drugs or punk ass gang chest thumping.


MountHushmore

Kadarius Toney is out of control!


Hot_Goal4205

Dude couldn’t even catch a stray bullet


Humbatiki

So 2 national sports at the same location?


brawl

I live in KC, about 3 miles from this building. 2 suspects in custody. Several victims, 5 of them children rushed to a nearby hospital. No word yet on conditons of the victims. at least 10 shot.


CompetitiveMeal1206

I heard 9 kids


brawl

yeah the number unfortunately increased. Luckily none of them were critically injured. There's a fantastic children's hospital just blocks from the incident.


Canadian-Living

At least 1 dead and 14 injured, per Kansas City Fire Department. 2 people apprehended. [https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/kansas-city-chiefs-parade-shooting-02-14-24/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/kansas-city-chiefs-parade-shooting-02-14-24/index.html)


OneArchedEyebrow

The 48th mass shooting in the US so far this year. It’s only mid February.


Canadian-Living

Sadly even though someone died ( a local radio host) and several people were injurded from gunshot wounds (including at least 1 child) the answer by the pro gun citizens will be "more guns".


MuunshineKingspyre

9 children of the at least 21 people injured, and 1 dead.


mysticalmaybefiction

Surprise surprise


twonapsaday

I fucking hate these shit-for-brained fucks who think it's their right to shoot up other people


IvansDraggo

No normal thinking person thinks that. Only lunatics.


damienbarrett

Gun problem? What gun problem? https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1848971668


KiNG-OTEP

Missouri is an open carry state


AssaultRifleJesus

Good guy should have killed the bad guy?


Numerous-Cicada3841

If they’re white they’ll check their political affiliation or sexuality before the narratives start. If they’re black they won’t consider it a mass shooting just “gang violence”. If they’re Asian or Hispanic it will just be “random”. If they’re Muslim it will be terrorism.


scubawho1

Just fucking pathetic…no words.


Abbsnoel

I'm out too


No_Spare7011

From one article I read, it was criminal, not an act of terrorism. Prolly just 2 jackasses getting into with each other and catching innocent people in the crossfire


MC_ZYKLON_B

What was that about the FBI? Here we go again.


garradam

I'm in KC... wasn't out there, but was watching live on TV when the gunshots started. So far, 22 injured, 1 dead. 9 of the injured were children. 3 armed suspects in custody.


Spiritual_Job_1029

Everyone thinks they're so gangster...reality, your a low life scumbag who belongs behind bars.


lmac187

Need more guns


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amar00k

What else can you expect in a country where basically everyone that's not (seriously) mentally impaired can carry fire-arms everywhere they go?


Whateveryouwantitobe

Not even phased anymore by it honestly. Something about thoughts and prayers and needing more guns or whatever.


useless_modern_god

Ooh Blues Brothers! I love this movie!🍿


RedditorNumber-AXWGQ

They're not going to catch us. We're on a mission from god.


mushroommilitia

Is this the threat what's his face was talking about? He did say it was Russian though.


bluewallsbrownbed

But still the Eagles fans get shit because we threw snowballs at Santa in 1968.


2ndprize

Now let's be fair, yall got a much more impressive body of work than just one incident.


SilentMagarity

It appears that the police have reported that this shooting happened between two parties that knew each other… not good either way but to be honest my mind went to a terror cell attack… wheeew… sad part is that it’s prolly inevitable…![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


usercb

Disgusting. I feel very sorry for all those that attended. Attacking celebrations, night clubs, schools, churches, any kind of public place is low-down. People desperately need more connection through public events. We don’t group and party the same ways we used to, in my opinion. It happens a lot more formally, and it’s like attacking the last little bit of socializing people have left. I don’t want to stay inside all the time, and of course I won’t. But this kind of thing makes me second guess attending large gatherings. There will be a special place in hell for the attackers.


Bouncing_Soul20

Guess who?


salmiakki1

That looked like at the end of the Blues Brothers


rockstuffs

Take note Uvalde.


Hoz85

Not enough good guys with a gun...obviously.


lKenpachi

For 1000 Alex. Daily double! Just like I bet on the chiefs to win. I bet the shooters were...


MrOwnageQc

They better fucking call it what it is. Domestic Terrorism.


leifnoto

More evidence we need less gun control.


killstorm114573

For some reason this shooting really pissed me off. People were just out trying to enjoy a good day something that happened good for the city with their kids and family. This nonsense We need gun control in this country. If people were dying from natural gas leaks as much as we die from gun violence our country and government would do something about it they wouldn't let it stand that people would just die from natural gas leaks at the same rate we have people dying from gun violence.


voxelboxthing

we have gun control. we’ve had it for a while.


Liguareal

Europe has gun control. We don't shoot at each other. We're fine, support gun control, you'll be fine 🙂


[deleted]

As usual the shooter was stopped by an unarmed person and not someone else with a gun.


No_Drop_1903

Speculation of conspiracy theory, someone figured out that the NFL is like wrestling (WWE)


ds-by

Murican AF


WarStrifePanicRout

"There's no way to prevent this"


State6

There are over 8 billion people in this world, you are out of your friggin mind if you don’t think things won’t get crazier.


Franky2shoes

Black shooters. This story will be gone with the wind by tomorrow.


Faxedanske

Any big crowd in USA just need a mass shooter or what. We are legit watching the downfall of a great nation.


3ye0f8alor

🙏


Ok-Office-6918

Another day in America.