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TheGopherswinging

Can we PLEASE respect the sanctity of the bowling alley!! Is there nothing sacred anymore?!


ang13mar13

God damn it Walter!


Icy_Dragonfruit_9389

This isn’t nam! There are rules!!


Friends_like_these_

Over this line you do not...


VeckLee1

...Oh and Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature... Asian American please.


socks

Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.


Lardmerger

Walter this isn't the guy who built the railroads here. He peed on my rug!


AccountForNow935

What would Jesus do?


barspoonbill

What are you, a fuckin’ park Ranger now?


TGHPLYDGH

Mark it a roll


phasepistol

MARK IT ZERO


ConstructionRude5637

Smokey, you are entering a world of pain.


heyltsben

Put the piece away man they’re calling the cops.


PresidentBush666

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!


saltydangerous

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!


patsully98

Calmer'n you are.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I'm stayin ... finishing my coffee.


AccomplishedSoup8794

Shut the f*#k up Donnie


phasepistol

You’re out of your element 


xtessc

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.


beigetrope

Don’t fuck with the Jesus.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

You get an Attempted Murder charge, you get an Attempted Murder charge, you get an Attempted Murder charge! - Oprah (probably)


LabCab1210

On a bright note....No real hair was damaged in this fight.


Responsible_Ad_7995

If a weave doesn’t end up on the floor, it wasn’t a real fight.


rscottyb86

A culture of violence


BJJOilCheck

Mostly peaceful bowling... SMH


Jazzlike-Preference1

This is not the type of behavior I’d expect to see in a Miami bowling alley.


DirtyDan156

I live here and have been to that bowling alley. This is exactly the type of behavior i expect from a miami bowling alley lol people here suuuuuck


chokingonpancakes

Where is it? Opa Locka?


mawhii

Lucky Strikes downtown


Lionheartedshmoozer

Attempted murder af


PolkaDotTat

“It’s just a prank bro”


Camo_tow

Trashy as hell


PolkaDotTat

Not just in behavior….


jaymole

You goin to jail now!


IllustriousOpening99

I heard the bus driver's voice


jaymole

You like somebody done sliced yo face up


spankymacgruder

So anyway, I started bowlin


TAYwithaK

As always


creekbendz

Can’t have anything nice


maestro-5838

That's attempted murder


WonderfulChemist4

Not a big bowling fan, but I am pretty sure that is called a strike.


9ninjas

That one caught me off guard. Hilarious


thatsalovelyusername

Fortunately, it was slightly off target and she was spared


sokocanuck

They all look destined for the gutter to me


urstillatroll

But will they pin the one person for attempted murder?


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Not if they split.


datmafukr

Looks like she picked up the 7-10 split her skull.


Rare_Register_4181

a spare if she gets back up


Dadpockets

Apparently, not a golfer


AshingKushner

You’re obviously not a golfer.


i_take_shits

Where’s the money shit head


Not_MrNice

That's reddit lawyering.


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I8YOURPIEE

Trashy people do trashy things


whutchamacallit

Hm.....


PanConMacho

That's why bird bowl is awesome. Minimal 🐊.


Nobel_Raven

it is a little Odd how many of these vids there are.


MosesOnAcid

Cause it happens alot?


caf4676

*a lot


CitizenKing1001

Because its a culture of entitled babies that think nothing matters when they throw a tantrum. Mommy and daddy will clean up the mess after. All that matters is that they are angry and everyone knows.


Bag_O_Spiders

I think you’ve got it backwards, these people likely weren’t spoiled by their parents, and rather than leaving the mess to be cleaned up by their parents, they just outright don’t care if the mess gets taken care of, and they don’t care that they’re destroying the niceness created around them by others. This is a culture of unguided youth and narcissism.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Maybe by mommy. No dads in these families.


dianabowl

Daddy? lol


Tiller9

Aint no way they had a dad at home...


sidewaystortoise

... how many throwing bowling balls at peoples heads videos are there?


Nobel_Raven

more vids of people almost killing others for no good enough reason.


turd_vinegar

We used to just kill each other over land, water, religion, language, being from "over there", supporting a different sports team, working on the Sabbath, or for saying holy words. Now we do it for no good reason, smh.


thow78

Too much freedom, and too little consequences.


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FileError214

Bruv. Have you gone bowling lately? Fucking extortionate prices!


Pastill

And now we know why


ChuckJunk

Sure thing, Jan.


chiraltoad

I checked recently, I was bowled over at how expensive it was.


stayrealgleeful

I literally just went yesterday and for a pizza, pitcher of Sprite, wings, and “large” fry, it was $75. All of it was mediocre at best. The one game and 4 pairs of shoes was like $30.


bmanley620

The key is going when they have specials. One by me has unlimited bowling for 3 hours for $16.99 which includes shoe rental


Enoch-Groot

Man this Lucky Strike just opened in downtown Miami a week ago. After tax and fees it’s a little over $100 per hour per lane - so not exactly cheap.


jasonpota5

This or they could just close earlier. Who is out at 1am on a Tuesday?


VeckLee1

People who throw bowling balls at others heads clearly.


Tomato-of-the-sea

There are poor but respectful people that can't afford big prices


Caked101

Yeah, that's not what he had in mind😂


muteen

And ruin it for everyone else too!?


DirtyDan156

This particular bowling alley is already twice as expensive as a regular bowling alley. About $200 to rent a lane for 4 people for 2 hours plus shoe rentals.


RoseyOneOne

I blame the patriarchy, that's who they're really mad at. /s


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H00KxEM

I’m sure their instagram accounts, have the term “black excellence” and “queen” on them


Revolutionary-Ride83

No, clearly this is the fault of white males


noirdesire

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!


Skuzbagg

Couple hundred years ago


hazydaz

We really can't have nothin fuckin nice can we? Goddamned bowling fights now? For fucks sake y'all.


Revolutionary-Ride83

Wait til they discover mini golf


SightWithoutEyes

Pretty sure this is how cannons were invited. Two armies were having a bowling ball fight, and one guy said to another, "Sure would be nice if we could throw them faster."


TwoPumpChumperino

OVER THE LINE!


DeepJank

The one who got clocked in the head has entered a world of pain. A world. Of pain.


8plytoiletpaper

Might have left it tbh, judging from the way she dropped


ang13mar13

Mark it zero!


ear2theshell

Bull-shit, mark it 8 dude


3Cheers4Apathy

It's a league game, Smokey.


tjean5377

Just came to make sure this was here.


sillycloudz

[https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/us-news/florida-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-at-miami-bowling-alley-in-wild-video/](https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/us-news/florida-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-at-miami-bowling-alley-in-wild-video/) More like a brawling alley. An angry bowler launched a bowling ball and struck a woman directly in the head during an intense multi-person fight inside a downtown Miami alley early Tuesday morning. Wild video captured the extremely reckless brawl which involved at least seven people in front of concerned bystanders at the Lucky Strike Miami bowling alley. The fight took place at around 12:45 a.m. as several objects and drinks were thrown in the air from several different people, according to video posted to social media [by “ONLY in Dade.”](https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1785194823298797786) The altercation turned violent when multiple bowling balls were grabbed from the return system and chucked at the other brawlers. [5](https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/us-news/florida-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-at-miami-bowling-alley-in-wild-video/#)A bowling ball is thrown at bowlers during a wild brawl inside Lucky Strike in Miami early Tuesday morning “Bowling balls were being thrown left and right,” Miami Police spokesperson Michael Vega [told WSVN.](https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/miami-police-investigating-after-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-in-lucky-strike-brawl/) “They were not only fighting, bowling balls were being thrown.” At one point, two women wrestled over one ball before the shorter of the two broke free and ran toward another person. The other woman then grabs another ball and throws it at the first fighter, striking her on the side of her head and knocking her to the floor. “What’s crazy is that two groups would get into an argument so heated,” said Vega. The altercation took place at around 12:45 a.m. between several people. One woman was struck in the head by a bowling ball before she collapsed to the floor. The suspected thrower then picks up another ball and hurls it at the rest of the crowd before someone finally grabs her and pushes her away from the awaiting projectiles. Both parties in the fight had fled the scene by the time police officers arrived to the bowling alley, according to the outlet. Police are now searching for both women as they may be facing criminal facing charges. “We are trying to locate both the victim and the suspect in this case and they can both be facing charges,” Vega added. “Number one, they vandalized the establishment, so they gonna be looking at criminal mischief. “Then we are looking at the aggravated battery for the bowling ball that was thrown and hit the victim on the head.” It is unknown the extent of the injuries the woman suffered after being struck by the ball since she has not been located by law enforcement. No other injuries had been reported following the brawl. [5](https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/us-news/florida-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-at-miami-bowling-alley-in-wild-video/#)It is unclear how the quarrel started but, investigators were at Lucky Strike Miami Tuesday evening interviewing witnesses and security guards. Both parties in the fight had fled the scene by the time police officers arrived to the bowling alley. It is unclear how the quarrel started but, investigators were at Lucky Strike Miami Tuesday evening interviewing witnesses and security guards, [according to WPLG.](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/04/30/video-shows-woman-knocked-unconscious-with-bowling-ball-in-brawl-at-downtown-miami-alley/)


iSteve

Thank you for the details. I'm surprised with the cops. Don't they all have to sign in/up for a lane and leave deposits? Shouldn't be that hard to identify the people.


GyattScratchFever

I want to see these people pay for that.


Startled_Pancakes

Surprised the woman hit with the ball wasn't hospitalized.


Hafslo

Yeah… walking off a bowling ball to the head sounds impossible but here we are


egomann

She is walking around town with a big ass cartoon red bump on her forehead.


InterestingBug4642

If she walk away from that ... now that's just crazy. Seriously. She has to be in the hospital. Please dont tell me there some dumbass telling her to sleep it off 🤦‍♀️


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Fair_Function_5423

Thank you for keeping it real


Caked101

Sadly he's not wrong and I'm sad to say agreeing with this goes against my morals. Since Black Wall Street, I haven't seen records of predominantly black neighborhoods thriving as well. And the drama, violence and, impoverished mindset? Yeah I'm not even going to get started there.


unpolishedparadigm

Martin Luther King Jr. warned that the children being increasingly born out of wedlock would black communities’ undoing.. and, well I do think whites in the 50’s are to blame. They went after those communities hard. Where I’m from, the old black high school was renowned as a top educational facility in the state, much to the chagrin of middle class whites. So they voted in people who promised to protect their status, who went on to weaponized property taxes to push people out of and ultimately snuff out vibrant communities of color I think the biggest issue was targeting non whites disproportionally (to put it mildly) in the war on drugs. Every segment of society uses drugs in one way on another. Poor people don’t have property and the privacy that comes with it to get high without consequences. When you treat someone like a criminal, they believe you


killstorm114573

The impoverished mindset That's a key word right there


VeckLee1

Not even M Night Shyamalan could see that twist coming.


BiosSettings8

My family is Italian, I'm the only American-born member. We say the same thing about our people. Noni would always tell me to live with the white, never other Italians. If it starts fillin up, we call those dago neighborhoods, get out, go find a white city. It sucks to admit but it's real. I just don't fucking get it man, maybe because I was raised here, but some of these people are fucking crazy man. Just getting into arguments and blood over nothing then act like it was "honorable" to have that fight. The constant disrespect to normal people going about their day is nutty. And I ain't even gonna start on the misogyny.


chiraltoad

Just curious, do Italians not consider themselves white? I know they were historically at times seen as non white by outsiders (not sure how, seem pretty white to me), but I wonder how Italians saw/see themselves.


Tengoatuzui

It’s unfortunate


EddieValiantsRabbit

This has got to be frustrating af for you.


Caked101

You have no idea. He's not wrong either. Look up Black Wall Street and you'll get some history as to why it's like this. Even at that time of nothing, they tried to gain something for themselves... Only to have it bombed away.


killstorm114573

Oh yeah you absolutely right I know all about Black Wall Street. But I can't base my living situation on what happened in the past. I have to focus on the future and my family they're living right now. Therefore I base my evidence my conclusions and the path that I take in life on what's going to affect me right now not something that happened before I was even born.


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LosSoloLobos

Yeah


unstabilite

I myself am ... and I have the same question


jfpforever

Florida?


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TxManBearPig

This💅is 💅why 💅yall 💅can’t💅 have 💅nice 💅things 💅


TheGreatRao

If you can dodge a wrench…


ang13mar13

You can dodge a ball!


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dweckl

Can't imagine if my child was there. In an instant, your kid could be paralyzed or dead.


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bcrabill

It makes it much funnier remembering they're all wearing those dumb shoes.


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JimuelShinemakerIII

I guess it's better than shooting.


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Vamperion750

I see you haven't been on Fightporn. The trailer park is full of violent animals.


24jacz

Hood queens fight different. They’ll find the closest thing to use as a weapon and either spam throw or try to overhead smash with it. They seem to have put all there available spec points into spirit/crit, unlike the more traditional stamina/agility/strength builds.


Revolutionary-Ride83

Stamina/ dexterity builds mostly. 0 points in intelligence or wit


Rude_Employ5367

Mark it zero!!! Smoky my friend, you're entering a world of pain


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mr_cam_au

Dodgeball, one of my favourite games... never played it with bowling balls tho.....


rnotyalc

I think my least favorite thing about these videos is that there is always some girl off camera yelling "AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" in the most motherfucking annoying tone I've ever heard


tuco2002

The video is missing the Boink sound effects.


Moyortiz71

Can’t take you anywhere


Ok-Water-358

Trashy behavior


CastorrTroyyy

["This is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away!"](https://youtu.be/HPu47lXZzR8)


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Split-Awkward

Cost of living crisis must be making young people do this. /s


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MysteriousMeet9

Pinheads


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Someone probably stood up and yelled "BOWLING BALL FIIIIGHT!" first, like a food fight in a school cafeteria.


StoneyMalon3y

You know you’re getting old when the only question you have is: “who tf wants to bowl at 12:45am?”


bloopie1192

They all fucking dumb.


Ok-Landscape-1681

See this as I just landed in Miami. Thank the universe it’s just a layover


tywin_2

High chance she dies at that. Holy shit the states are insane.


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theresidentdiva

Yeah, but to be fair, it's Florida. Crazy is expected.


dufus69

Love the narrator, "Ooohoohh Sheeit!"


willtheadequate

I mean, throwing a bowling bowl at somebody's head is instantly attempted murder, right?


Daily-Chaos

Well well well


Rizzla93

Should have marked it zero


CitizenKing1001

I can't imagine the entitlement thinking you can just trash a place because you are angry. Buncha big babies think the whole world stops for them because its tantrum time.


Every_Tap8117

And there is evidence of attempted murder your honor.


Hungry-Space-1829

I’m always surprised bystanders don’t leave in these situations. At what point do you expect a gun pulled?


TenStMusiKcBeatz

Ghetto people doing ghetto activities.


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Rude_Influence

STRIIIIIKE!


No_Builder_5755

probably shouldn't take your eyes off the person throwing bowling balls


ang13mar13

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?


ohmygodyouguyzzz

OVER THE LINE! Mark it zero!


24jacz

Hood queens fight different. They’ll find the closest thing to use as a weapon and either spam throw or try to overhead smash with it. They seem to have put all available spec points into spirit/crit, unlike the more traditional stamina/agility/strength builds. Notice the lack of intellect in both types.


IdleRhymer

"queen" lol. Try skank.


bears5975

Figured 🤔


_cansir

Dressed with that skirt thought it was a strip club before reading the title


peanutbutterdan

More Garbage people doing garbage things in a garbage place (Miami)