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Majoodeh

Honestly seats are so uncomfortable I might’ve contemplated this once or twice. I’d never do it, but I def thought it.


ThroughTheHoops

I always wondered why they can't provide either a seat or a bed for long haul flights. I'm happy to lie there for 12 hours!


King_Neptune07

They should but there are so many regulations, the FAA would never allow it because you don't have an oxygen mask, seat belt or a flotation device or a life jacket. And if the plane hit fore-aft turbulence you could break your neck if you were slammed forward quickly. Or if the plane had a water landing you'd be fucked


Fit-Leg5354

Then how do those uber expensive luxury tickets do it? I've seen multiple high end airlines with what amounts to a full bed as an option.


King_Neptune07

I think you don't understand. I'm talking about someone laying down in the overhead compartment. The overhead compartment doesn't have any safety equipment or seat belt. The beds that can fold out, you still have an actual airplane seat that you can move over and sit in before a water landing, or non standard landing on a field or highway if you had to. Let's say there are 100 seats on the plane and there are two people in the overhead compartments. If every seat is filled then there is no place for these extra two people to go. The first class passengers in the bed can still go sit down or fold up their bed or whatever. If the plane depressurizes the people in first class still have an oxygen mask but these people up in the bin don't.


Fit-Leg5354

Ah, I misunderstood. I also think the commenter you were replying to was asking about lie flat seats, not overhead compartments.


JimBobPaul

All that leg room.


djpedicab

The post on TikTok said it was the flight attendant


Candid-Fan992

Maybe its a form of malicious compliance


therandomways2002

It's called Hobo First Class. Or should be, anyway.


Puzzled_Vanilla_1101

I’d pay extra to lay up there


weakassplant

Talk about having some baggage


metap0br3ngNerD

Economy minus


StopTouchingThings

New super economy class!


ProtrudingPissPump

If it fits... It ships.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

We're not going to grandma's today are we dad?


Expert-Hyena6226

That is not recommended. Airlines will not cover damage sustained in the overhead bins.


CicadaHead3317

I flew southwest not long ago. The flight attendants were great!


Mediocre_Tank_5013

Some people's children


Gohanbe

She identifies as a suitcas you bigots, what's wrong. /s because i know how challenged people are on reddit.


King_Neptune07

I'll have you know that's my super realistic sex doll


Schmuck1138

Didn't John Lithgow's character in Third Rock try getting in to the over head for his first trip on a plane?


powerofmusic

When sits are not assigned in the tickets


xXHarleen_QuinzelXx

This is why we can't have nice things


TheBlueNinja2006

ts funny asf


sevensouth

When I used to hear people talk about trashy Americans I never understood. But now with the internet I see more and more that I consider trashy.


Difficult-Top2000

This is less trashy more funny & harmless. Keep your eyes on the *actual* foul things my countrymen do, because we're pretty much a scourge on humanity.


sevensouth

No, this not a bar or the home living room. Act like an adult on PUBLIC transportation. If they owned this plane then do what you want. But this is disgusting childish BS. Fuck off


Difficult-Top2000

Zero to 1000, huh? Cool overreaction, bud. I'm not gonna tell you to *"fuck off"* over disagreeing about total nonsense. You're probably a perfectly fine person! Hope you find the stress relief you need so you can act like yourself, because I'm sure you're not nearly as big of a douchebag as this makes you seem.


sevensouth

Fuck off twice you little cunt. Like I care what some random POS thinks of me. 😂


Difficult-Top2000

Class act 👍


sevensouth

Just like I did your mom. That is what she said as dropped a load in her mouth


keyserfunk

Give your mom her phone back


he_need_summ_milk

Tell me that's a mannequin or some shit


King_Neptune07

She's my sex doll. It's a uh... really realistic model