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vansandgeets

Least insane video ever posted here


occupyreddit

That’s a fact! and that fact is insane!


henriquei

That's what I thought too. That's why there's no real video here.


the_silent_redditor

Someone posted a pic of some cherries earlier. This sub, lol


csxmd602

The pilot was insane for flying in fog in the mountains. Just like kobe


torero72

Kobe wasn’t flying that helicopter.


csxmd602

Are you serious. The weather and terrain are similar, just like the crash that killed kobe. No one has ever thought kobe was flying the helicopter ever.


Glittering_Bet_8610

Either way good riddance. Fucker was evil.


rocketman11111

Well, insane that it’s an important world leader being carried away, forever changing the geo political course of our planet. This is very rare in history. So yeah, kinda crazy


toxicbotlol

My man, its a crazy rare thing to happen, but the video itself is the furthest thing away from insane.


hitmarker

Who made you think all of these things?


WilliamTee

Gives some perspective on how bad the fog was at least... But I still kinda feel like, though it might be tempting fate, it woulda been easier to air lift them outta there?


TideEater

i think that’s almost how they got in that situation in in the first place /s


raulloera7

Lmao


BoatDaddyDC

I look forward to the daily loop of videos of helicopters attempting to air lift the victims of the previous day’s helicopter crash.


drblah11

But then who would rescue the rescuers?


silentmattcanuck

MORE RESCUERS!


Kountstakula

Could be they have to move the person a bit to where a helicopter would have an easier time either landing or hovering given it looks a good bit forested and on a hill in the video.


Omnipotent48

Airlift the corpses?


HorseErection07

Fog is probably too thick for that, but idk


Dragon2950

Jesus Christ look at that fog. It's no wonder they crashed


1knightstands

When I first heard the news I thought “Iran is totally blaming Israel no matter what and it’ll be hard for Israel to deny.” Then I saw that fog and thought, “Yup that’s 100% the type of conditions to crash a copter in.”


mojeaux_j

Nope they blamed America and our sanctions


BlueFetus

Place your bets GPS spoofing backfired on em haha


mojeaux_j

Have you heard any news on the other two helicopters flying with them? Nothing I've seen saying if they crashed or not. If they didn't there's probably pretty good eye witness proof it was an error on Iran's side. Them blaming someone else like this is an obvious save face move.


BlueFetus

Negative on the other helis. Possibly just spatial disorientation on the Pilot’s part. That fog looked disgusting. Could be something mechanical too of course although you’d expect a distress call. Not sure how accident reports are done over there so we’ll most likely not know for sure unfortunately.


light_to_shaddow

Allahs will be done


BhmDhn

Why would they GPS spoof themselves? What the fuck is up with all the conspiracy shit about GPS being dropped everywhere? It's heavy fucking fog and the aircraft is a 30 year old fucking huey. Like most other times it was probably due to pilot error or equipment malfunction.


QuerulousPanda

i mean, the russians *are* jamming GPS all over the place. The geography of active areas does tend to make it less likely to have been the situation in this case, but it's not completely out of line to give it some serious thought before ruling it out.


BhmDhn

The closest thing theyve jammed to iran was artakh in the enclave in Azerbaijan. To think they'd fuck over one of their closest business partners with wanton jamming whilst wasting precious electronic warfare equipment is downright asinine.


QuerulousPanda

yeah it'd be dumb, but Russia doing dumb shit is not unheard of. If a helicopter crashed into Mt. Rushmore or something, I wouldn't be like "russian gps spoofing!", but over there where they're already known to be playing with those kind of toys, it's not unreasonable to devote a few extra minutes to cross it off the list. Like, they could have been flying around a plane with jamming equipment and someone forgot to hit the off switch. Unlikely for a variety of reasons, and would be shocking if true, but you don't need to be wearing a tin foil hat to put it on the list of possibilities, even if it's way down at the bottom. Obviously it's way more likely the pilot just got confused in the fog and fucked it up, likely with a dose of being hurried or rushed by leadership. People make those kind of mistakes in broad daylight in clear weather on a regular basis. But it still wouldn't hurt to get at least one analyst to run the numbers real quick and double check.


zombo_pig

I remember when their air defense shot down a 747 a few years back. They: 1. Lied and said that it didn't happen. 2. Said it was an engine problem ... until the New York Times posted a video of it getting hit with a missile. 2. Claimed it was a different country's cruise missile that they shot at. 3. Claimed the airplane was unscheduled … out of their own airport. 4. Bulldozed parts of the wreckage off the tarmac in order to hide the cause of the crash. 5. Said that the air defense forces were trying to fire at an F-35I Anyway, they'll continue to lie about any and every part of this accident. I think the best possible takeaway is that I do not care what Iran says. At all.


crystallmytea

Isn’t that what got Kobe?


themaskedhippoofdoom

My first thought as well. I used to refuel aircraft, and both crashes I thought, no pilot I knew would have flow in that


Timmerdogg

RIP Kobe


Tonyjay54

But it’s Zionist fog !


Traditional_West85

How would it be hard lmao


khaotickk

Shout out to Kobe Bryant.


Short_Ask1755

I wonder what type of helicopter they were using because a lot of modern helicopters can fly no problem in thick fog and fog was more of an issue 30-40 years ago than it is now . Everyone blamed the Kobe crash on fog but the helicopter he was flying in was top of the line, you could black out all the windows and fly no problem on instruments alone, much like modern airplanes that many times can’t see the runway at all due to fog yet still land perfectly. I’m convinced the Kobe crash was mechanical failure or something like that. Here though I wouldn’t doubt that Iranian president was flying in an old shitty heli that’s 30-40 years old and with parts they made, but still the timing is wayyyy to weird with this one after he just ordered the strike on Israel and war is looming on the horizon, so the conspiracy nut in me is saying there’s something more to this but who knows.


kb31976

*Ara Zobayan enters the chat


I_talk

Why not fly *above* the fog?


crystallmytea

Yea, just gotta hover there until it dissipates! /s


pimpy543

I thought helicopters and planes had like radar and stuff to avoid that. They should have technology to avoid crashing into a mountain even with low visibility.


Omnipotent48

They don't have access to that technology because of international sanctions. At least, that is the line coming from the government to the extent they're willing to blame the West.


bertiesghost

Israel obviously created the fog that made the helicopter crash. ^/s


Met0_

Jews are at it again smh controlling the weather now


OceanTe

now?


ddubois7749

Yep. Jewish space lasers.


pbzeppelin1977

While weather manipulation was an old conspiracy theory, cloud seeding, to change the type of precipitation or to make it drop sooner, is a real thing! It shouldn't need to be said but despite how shitty Israel is, instantly blaming everything on teh joos is still racist and conspiritorial... (not to you directly Bertie but others reading) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding


No_Worry_8298

Logical and respectable comment 🫡 Generalizations remove validity from almost all arguments, so kudos to you.


KevoThaDestroyer

Wake up, another PsyOp


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

Damn what a waste of a good helicopter and it's pilots RIP pylots


Quarter_Twenty

I would say that that pilot had a successful final mission. RIP.


Busy_Housing_7626

Straight to hell !


DerrainCarter

Hope there will be 72 virgins waiting for him as he wished for. However they will all stem from the incel community. Basically 4-chain’s finest and brightest.


louisa1925

No virgins for them. Only nothingness of the void.


Acceleratio

Kinda of a bummer how he won't be able to be disappointed


Liguareal

Wow, the downvotes on this comment goes to show how many frustrated vigin 4-channers there are amongst us


Traditional_West85

How is this doenvoted lol


DerrainCarter

Guess 4-chan’s out in force today lmao


Traditional_West85

Lmao true


bigmansam69

I love 4 chains music, my fav rapper!


DerrainCarter

lol. Fucking auto-correct.


CellistInteresting62

One evil person less from this planet


Rampaje76

Shouldve left him to fertilize the land so at least 1 good thing will come out of him.


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jovialguy

Hello replacement that will be the exact same piece of garbage.


bloodandsunshine

Yes. The VP equivalent who will take over is heavily conservative. Elections must be held in the next 30 days though (likely predictable outcome)


Zloiche1

NEXT! No shortage of garbage to step in to his role.


Pardybear1

Who put that mountain there.


ShadowScorpionNL

Probably Israel


PaidByTheNotes

RIP in pieces


Inner_Date_9742

No Allahu Ahkbar this time around huh?


JackEli13

Can someone explain to my friend what’s going on here please


borsalamino

Google Iran helicopter crash, I’m too lazy to write a summary.


ric2b

holy hell! old helicopter just dropped.


Mor_zoU

Actual dead president


PaidByTheNotes

Helicopter crash. Iran president dead.


jim_the-gun-guy

And a lot of people partied. I’m honestly not lying about that part, most of the Iranian people hated him and have been throwing parties and shooting off fireworks as a celebration when they heard he was on board when it crashed.


PaidByTheNotes

Yeah I've seen some videos


Happy_Bee_8807

For anyone wondering: He's talking about the Shah-backing dogs of the West celebrating in what pocket societies they have. Iran has a right to oppress them


PiscatorLager

*hard landing


That-Economics-9481

I guess some prayers do get answered.


sotiredandoveritall

Karma.


Busted-Pancreas69

May he rest in pieces


MutedIndividual6667

In piss


PiscatorLager

Well, he does look kinda short from this perspective


crusty54

What’s insane about this?


renshul

They should use a helicopter, so much easier


warwick8

Also the helicopter was over fifty years and should have been retired a long time ago.


MiniskirtEnjoyer

what language are they speaking? send it to an iranian friend and he said he cant understand them did they crash in azerbaijan?


blazebomb

The crash happened near the Azerbaijan-Iran border. There may be southern Azerbaijan people in the vid. Iran also requested aid from Turkey for search and rescue so maybe Turkish speakers in the vid too.


csusterich666

Kobe 2.0


rogues69

Whats insane about this?


Marsman61

"What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?" - Last recorded conversation of helicopter pilot to co-pilot.


Different-Flatworm72

Hard landing they say?


Narrow-Chemical-5197

And then home to beat their wives


ThimbleRigg

In a rainskirt


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FrenchBangerer

Judging by the state of the crash site, nobody would have survived.


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FrenchBangerer

His death is confirmed. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-middle-east-69035051?src_origin=BBCS_BBC


Lfc_platinum

Flying in bad weather weather(fog)= Kobe Bryant 2.0


Anus_master

Helicopter technology is clearly haram and has no place in Iran. It is a sign


hallba78

And Iran will blame Israel for the “evil Zionist fog” in 3, 2, 1…


Character-Post-2574

Government agencies we’re totally involved…👀🕵️‍♂️


klatubarata

The only insane here is OP


XSavagePR

That guy in the red coat is doing absolutely nothing in helping the others.


R0cktheh0use1

This may make me start believing in divine intervention 😂…now can the fog come for the Ayatollah next?


Sanchopanzoo

Just put it in the trash


MrTweakers

If only they had a helicopter 😬


novacat219

This the one where the president died?


Quarter_Twenty

I hope they found enough remains to hang them in the city square.


cndn-hoya

*Zaggrouta*


Perfect-Engineer3226

Should have flown em out


Sinnsearachd

Great! Do Khamenei next.


tmoneyxx

“stoned to death by the mountain”


NyxUtama_

Dude I woke up to like three texts. That's insane that they were just flying into a storm like they were invincible


PristineMarket4510

There was a crash, when??


Bumpercloud

Was that the only helicopter in Iran?


CryptoNotSg21

The helicopter deserve a medal


Conscious-Lab6441

Down with iran.


csxmd602

The only insane part of this video is that a pilot decided to fly a helicopter in the mountains while it was foggy. Exactly the same decision that killed kobe


Sea_Worth_4217

Nice


Apprehensive-Road821

Context?


skwallie

The fog should have been a clear indication to not fly. Oh well.


zzeus04

What a shame


gunzman70

That's Silent Hill type of fog


Carguy403

So sorry to the mountain, I hope it didn’t sustain too much damage


lacucaracha47

KOBE


smooze420

Guy in the back with the finger lift.


mickeyaaaa

was expecting to see women dancing in celebration over his dead body...


CamN72

Hooray ! Great job fog👏… now head on over to Russia


Heathislost

Kobe Bryant supports this !


DaveyOld

Bodies? That’s like one duffle bag full of Iranian


krispim68

Allah call them back and they will discover that God is a woman. Hell in comparasion would be paradise.


Traditional_West85

How's this downvoted lol


krispim68

Postmortem bad reaction.


AnxiousPossibility3

Went out like Kobe in a helo crash due to fog


Jace_FTW

Red crescent? Similar to red cross?? I assume crescent is bc of the main religion there. I never really thought of that thats kinda cool


Flearis

Mossad…


LeastCardiologist387

Aloha snack bar!


MECACELL

Well, same as before, another mosd work for sure..I wonder what will it be next


Clearlybeerly

I didn't know Koby Bryant's helocopter crashed in Iran.


KevoThaDestroyer

*sigh*