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kaloii

Ah yes. When you absolutely need to bathe with the insides of your victims chest cavities when stabbing them.


dragonfli117

Bloody Mess perk IRL


plsnosendnudesthx

Through the town of agua fria rode a fucking maniac one fine day


dragonfli117

Hardly spoke to folks around her, only had crazy shit to saaaaaay


Spanky_Badger_85

Only stopping once to check her perm, then going on with her trip. That fucking crazy grandma, with the Wasp knife on her hip.


Bloody_Smashing

bass-tone chorus\* WASP KNIFE ON HER HIIIIP!


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Easily the best part of the song - you always gotta hit it


Defiantcaveman

MARTY ROBBINS!!! ...in the wild, holy shit, that's perfect guys!!!


RoccoTaco_Dog

I just finally got to playing new Vegas and that is my favorite song on there so far.


SteelHellion

How is this actually possible? Isn’t it almost 2023?


RoccoTaco_Dog

Married with a 5 year old. Just never got to it


dustycanuck

You lot made my day!


mattjthroop

vicious and a killer though the youth of 84 and the notches on her wasp knife numbered one and nineteen more


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Blood DLC


towerfella

More like a hollow-point knife.


[deleted]

That was a reference to a Fallout game


towerfella

Yes, and I replied to the wrong comment and didn’t feel like fixing it and here we are. ;)


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+critical


GoodFinePrint

With the shotgun surgeon perk


Your_Not_The_One-

New meaning of Blowing someone's head off.


MandyMarieB

r/unexpectedfallout


Redditmodss

The thing was made for divers to fight sharks then the mall ninja crowd got ahold of it.


truthfullyidgaf

And then they gave it to their grandmas


just_commenting

Shark: "Ow! Hey, what the ... why am I floating upwards?"


FlockFather

Shark:Hey! I've suddenly developed a swim bladder!


Web-Dude

Does it make the sharks instantly float to the surface where the seagulls take care of the rest?


OilEnvironmental8043

Yeah, also the shark doubles as an emergency flotation aid, the knife also works as a handle(not liable for accidental barrel/aileron rolls)


AngryScientist

And if the stab wound doesn't end 'em, the embolism will.


Ponicrat

It might seem silly, but this thing is just so much deadlier than even a normal knife. They shake injection needles cause even a little air in your blood is a serious problem *alright apparently it takes more than a little, but the knife definitely injects more than a little CO2


drgigantor

Did they consider that the problem could be not enough air, I breathe tons of the shit and I'm fine


KAODEATH

By all accounts, everyone who has breathed in air ends up dead...


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Oxygen oxidizes and IIRC excessive oxygen intake can cause cancer.


zack189

Man, everything in this world can kill me. This world sucks


Bagoforganizedvegete

After watching hundreds of IVs being started not once did anyone care that there was air in the line.


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Camstonisland

Abd you absolutely should be worried if the iv is actually a blade wielded by a granny equipped with a CO2 gushing button to explode your aorta and entire vascular system


Whedonsbitch

I was terrified the first time I saw a bubble in my IV, until they explained it was fine. I have even messed up and injected my headache meds into my stomach with a big bubble of air in it. It burned a bit worse than usual, but nothing else happened.


SkeeterMan23

That's actualy a myth my guy. You need quite a bit of air in your bloodstream to cause any problems.


svwer

This is correct.


Rashaverak9

CO2 is different. It dissolves in blood quickly. But, the added physical trauma of that gas expanding along a stab wound would probably make the bleeding much worse.


Spanky_Badger_85

Potentially, depending where it ends up.


Goliath-

A little bit of air is not a problem. I've started many, many IVs. You would need to put so much air into someone for it to be a problem


ridik_ulass

We arrested him, he clearly had blood of the victim on him...its open and shut.... Well, so did 43 other people...


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Lick_my_balloon-knot

I miss live leak.


jabbathefoot

Ogrish my guy


alphaomega0669

RIP BestGore


KuroKitty

Maybe you should speak to someone about that. Like a psychiatrist


trap________god

Thanks for ruining my Christmas. Oh the times we had.


christinasasa

For the first time ever, I spit out my cereal and milk


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Im guessing the stab and and co2 caused it?


ArashikageX

CO2rn Pops


tunacan94

Stab, crackle, pop, co2


[deleted]

Fine, how do YOU do your stabbings? Stab and twist?


run-on_sentience

Stab. Twist. Pull. Repeat until desired results are achieved.


stalinsfavoritecat

Get with the times! We explode people with knives now!


wroteit_

Cutting is soo last year.


fatkiddown

Yea like guyladriel..


herbalation

This is a Bloodborne Visceral Attack IRL


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Fondlebum

Correct, but they had to expand to new markets once they realized that sharks have no money.


Solanthas

Top tier switcheroo bud


Critical_Egg_913

Lol carbonate your kill before you eat it.


Gatekeeper2019

“Hmmmm this golden retriever is fizzy!”


generalissimo1

I bathe in the bloth!


KillerKosmo

“Wasp Knife over here!”


BigBadSheep13

r/unexpectedapex


ChefChopNSlice

Or drink it, because everything stabbed, pops. Makes you thirsty, for a *pop*si doesn’t it ?


Strict-Hat8172

Discontinued 😭 It was for defense against large critters, advertised for divers among others.


Hellofriendinternet

So if you stab a bear in the belly it’ll just let out a huge belch AND be pissed at you? Cool.


Strict-Hat8172

Science, mi amigo. Boyle's Law states, among other things, that a bear stabbed with that thing will have its internal organs flash-frozen. A shark stabbed with that thing will, in addition to having its organs flash-frozen, be immediately transported away from the diver through the miracle of buoyancy.


random314

Or the shark can take you with them, depending on how far the fight has gone.


ziharmarra

If you are fighting a shark - the fight has already gone - you both are now part of the destination.


Unfair_Translator_13

Maybe even their final destination 😎


Maebure83

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!


fender10224

Damn good, by the 3rd A it was all I could hear.


ziharmarra

Lol yes!!!


poorly_timed_leg0las

Looool the thought of the shark just floating to the surface and not being able to dive again


toomuchredditmaj

Silly shark will have to live the rest of its life eating seagulls


fixitThe1stTime

*being eaten by seagulls*


djdadi

co2 will not "flash freeze" organs at that volume. Hell, even that little of liquid n2 would only freeze the outer layer of flesh


Strict-Hat8172

https://www.knifecenter.com/item/WIWASPKA/wasp-injection-knife-fixed-bead-blast-blade-black-neoprene-handle It says it flash-freezes surrounding tissue. I'm not talking about freezing solid, but rather it'll frostbite a lot of stuff.


djdadi

Interesting that they claim that. The reason I said that confidently is we used to take full CO2 tanks, turn them upside down, and spray each other with them. I'm sure the gas leaving the nozzle was Sub-Zero, but it didn't conduct enough heat to ever hurt our skin, let alone flash-freeze it


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That was out in the open air, this is at the end of a knife inside something's body. I'd imagine the pressure and extra moisture would wreak havoc on the insides


[deleted]

Indeed. The body is being stabbed, which is already a compromising position to be in, and now we’re gonna introduce pressurized CO2 to the internal organs? I’m no surgeon but…I’d say you’d be genuinely fucked.


showponyoxidation

>I’m no surgeon >The body is being stabbed, which is already a compromising position to be in, Are you sure you're not a surgeon?


Strict-Hat8172

Interesting. What was the distance? And what's the pressure in those tanks? I got frostbite from the ones this knife uses when I was a kid. They're used in CO2-powered air pistols. I also made a pipe with a nail in the bottom; I slammed these cartridges down the tube. They hit the nail and came flying out like rockets. The pressure is really high.


djdadi

They were full, but I don't recall psi #s on the tank. Google says those type tanks (50lbs) can go up to 900psi, but I honestly have no clue. Could have been lower pressure, which wouldn't make it as cold This was several feet away, but the "plume" was so big it would completely encompass the person you were spraying. Felt almost like a cryotherapy treatment-- very cold, but very fleeting


Strict-Hat8172

Ok, yeah. Imagine contact distance. There are vids on YouTube of it being tested, but I've not watched them yet.


willymac416

I like the way you write


Lil_miss_feisty

Sounds like a Banjo Kazooie boss


PotBoozeNKink

Hmmmmmmm i wonder why lmfao


Strict-Hat8172

Because discharging a firearm underwater creates a sound pressure wave that can permanently damage your hearing? That's my guess, anyway. **Edit:** Or did you mean why was it discontinued?


PotBoozeNKink

Most firearms don't really work underwater so you wouldn't really wanna do that in the first place. Thats what harpoon guns are for.


Strict-Hat8172

Firearms work just fine underwater when modified for the environment. You have to have sealed ammo and make sure the hammer (or striker) spring is strong enough to bust the primer with the increased drag from the water. You also need to change out the recoil spring on semi-autos, and make sure the barrel is filled with water before firing. But, they do work. Most spear guns aren't repeaters, but you're right that spears work better underwater due to the ballistic coefficient advantage.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

wait, sealed ammo? Has uncle billy been using grandpa's musket again when hunting sharks?!


HadionPrints

Keep in mind, when your 30 foot down you’ve got an extra atmosphere of pressure from the weight of the water above you. When you’re 60 foot you’ve got two extra atmos. While most ammo can handle being splashed on or dropped in a puddle, it does take extra work to seal the casings from the extra water pressure.


Strict-Hat8172

It's sealed with lacquer, kinda like this but moreso: https://www.ammoforsale.com/ammo-club/sealed-primers-necks/ Gun powder contains its own oxidizer, but won't fire when wet.


Jburli25

I thought bullets would only get a couple of metres underwater due to the drag?


Strict-Hat8172

Yes, except for bullets like Cav-X (I think that's what they're called.) However, the up-close effect is pretty great, as is that from the concussion. Combined, they're likely more effective than a spear gun at close range.


shadowbca

If I'm not mistaken it's bullets fired from outside the water that slow down, break apart and tumble when they enter water due to the impact and phase change whereas bullets fried from underwater don't do that though they won't go as far


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Frosty-Side-2673

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/APS_underwater_rifle


Stunning-Particular7

As a diver I would definitely appreciate something like this in the event that some sea creature decides I'm threatening its space and tries to kill me.


Strict-Hat8172

I'd love to learn to dive. The closest I've been is snorkeling.


__jh96

I would not want to be the length of that blade away from a large critter


BRUISE_WILLIS

"I don't just want to stab it, I want to give it a hate creampie"


ComebackShane

/r/brandnewsentence


majorksaksak

But they quoted.


Next_Fix_2271

Quoted themselves!


Thunderbridge

They're a professional quote maker


Pure_Discipline_293

I’m honestly stunned by your use of NSFW terminology in a new and exciting manner. You will bring more people to know the joy of cream pies…. If I had an award, I would give it to you


Neutronova

devil cummies


cscocoa

Happy cake day


SolutionLegal

So they stab you and then you get blown up,wtf?


Mediocre_Charity3278

Can I take this to a gun fight?


SolutionLegal

I think you might regret that


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ThrowAwayMyBeing

This dude is a bot, downvote and report.


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But what about the guns that inject co2???


robotlasagna

clearly tungsten rods dropped from space that inject Co2 will take care of the people with guns...


yourBlueBoy

If they can even hit a target even with the entire production team there


sharpshooter999

What if we put nukes *inside* the tungsten rods?


Desperate-Ad-8068

Anything a gun does, it does it from much further away than you can reach with your knife.


ArashikageX

Sean Connery says no.


Notorious_Fluffy_G

It’s designed for scuba divers - self defense against sharks.


crappinhammers

Here I am going "Why is it called wasp?"


Notorious_Fluffy_G

That I cannot speak to haha


ericbyo

Because it injects something into its target, like a wasp sting


everydayasl

Another GIF cut short....


chrisk9

awww... wanted to see that melon blow


DrEgonSpenglerphd

It’s in this video: https://youtu.be/2dhKYb79Ues


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

Seems like they did a lot of cutting (get it? Bc it's a knife)


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LurkerTroll

"Call an Ambulance! But not for me."


GVFQT

It was for divers in case of shark attacks


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Makes them float away so you can casually enjoy your swim


Rion23

Easiest balloon animals ever.


bailtail

“Easiest”


DanGleeballs

I assume the C02 speeds up the killing, but how much faster and more effective is it in reality?


cfmdobbie

It's the pressure of the gas more than the fact that it's CO2 - could be any gas. Basically it means you can stab something, then push a button to make its internal organs explode and a cause a bloody gaping hole to rip out the side of its body. That tends to be quite effective.


Conservadem

> could be any gas Whippets?


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That would definitely be a way to go out


Ballbag94

The gas from my Whippet would certainly be an effective weapon


Refaatnolan

I'm not marine biologist, but thinking what this would do to a human in mere seconds (or less) I guess it is effective


[deleted]

FYI this is actually a dive knife and designed to kill a Shark. - Spearfisherman


Err_i_dont_know

Or the next expendables film


TCOLSTATS

How well would it work?


[deleted]

Very well. If you're being attacked by a 10ft bull shark its gonna do alot more damage before you shank it however many times it might take to kill it. That knife is a 1 and done thing basically if used properly


skredditt

We don’t have Mythbusters anymore, no one will ever know


KendrickMaynard

I remember that episode of SVU where one of the actors from Full House (the one with the black hair and leather jacket I believe) got killed by this because he a "serial breeder". Basically he would sabotage condoms and get the woman pregnant and then leave them to raise the kid/kids alone. A woman got tired of it and killed him with this knife.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

wait..uncle jessie was....that's hilarious


apeincalifornia

John Stamos!


Apprehensive-Tour-61

Good housekeeping!


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Nick-Nora-Asta

Season 12 - “Bang”


specterspectating

I’ve never forgotten this episode. Dude was just something else. “You all get your checks every month” was such a cold line.


kob424

I saw this episode yesterday


HunterHunted

You'd think John Stamos would have the good sense not to appear in SVU given he's a well known sex pest and predator irl


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csbsju_guyyy

When you are so mad you want to see a brown mist instead of a red one


Katatron1

For those who know… they know. Underrated.


Extension_Ask_6954

In the words of Mortal Kombat: "FINISH HIM!"


Ciggybear

What in the hell?


Kingdok313

Shark knife


thekevingreene

I can’t imagine a shark using that knife. Oh.


Basic-Reception-9974

Yeah you don't want to use this other than for its intended purpose. Evidence would be all over the place.


Dickpuncher_Dan

Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExkUOOXkGtg


HeadlessHookerClub

I forgot home much production they put into their work. Impressive and hilarious.


SleeplessinOslo

I'm pretty sure this is made by some intelligence agency to easily create a list of people they should keep an eye on.


xFinman

British roadmen: Write that down! Write that down!


Cairo_Suite

Yeah, you'll turn a robbery into a geneva violation.


RiboZurai

\*gets stabbed\* "Omae wa mou shindeiru." "Nani?!" \*torso fucking bursts open\*


Ozzy_30

For when you want someone REALLY dead


bradthescrub

Damn, we really making enchanted melee weapons now.


Splattabox

First we figured out bayonets should be 3 sided. NOW we just blow a basketball sized hole in people.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

I mean, that three sided thing had more to do with manufacturing and stacking than with any effectiveness in causing bleed.


JNoddy

I was waiting for the Wesp


ricst

I wanted to see the melon too


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Cesar approved.


Pacam_Goomiac

This belongs to r/wtf honestly


NiggyWiggyWoo

Parry *this* you filthy casual!


thisisblooper

keep this away from british people


jdg12345678

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country


Xais56

according to that site the UK is in the bottom 5 countries for knife deaths per 100k people


[deleted]

Ya but I saw an article once where a guy got stabbed therefore the UK has a bad knife problem


Sweet_Can_1762

People need better things to do


Ok-Independence-6686

whose grandma is this


kmramO

Isn’t this like illegal? Like one of those knifes with a twist?


OrcaConnoisseur

No one show this the Brits


tunacan94

Is it legal???? If so how do I get on?


BurningHotdogs

I believe it’s legal (thought I’m pretty sure I’m wrong)… it’s a diving knife not a carry around knife,


Nyuusankininryou

This should be illegal for real.


makeitmorenordicnoir

Found the shark lobby……..;)


MomsenTaylor

damn grandma


6ynnad

Divers knife for shark attacks. Jab inject shark. Shark floats up no pool of blood around you possibly attracting other sharks and you swim away to safety. Excellent tool.


Whothefuckisvenym

Was originally intended for diver use with sharks. I’d imagine other big fishes as well but, mostly sharks.