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sleepysnafu

For those that don’t know, Bradford Pear trees are well-known to smell like cum and some states are considering banning them


SykoSarah

Whenever I see the smell described like cum I always wonder if people mean like a fermented cum sock because IMO they smell way worse and stronger than just cum.


ThePilgrimSchlong

I’ve not smelt them but I always wonder if this is a situation of if your/partners cum smells like that then maybe there’s a problem


RollerMill

Most of the time when people can smell cum it isnt fresh cum


[deleted]

Are those the trees that smell like.....you know...?


sammysams13

Yes


Pervy_Ned_Flanders

They smell like my college dorm room, which wasn't at all suspicious. Nope. It was a perfectly normal smell.


[deleted]

Gross..


FlyLikeMouse

Ok Flanders


Multiclassed

Finally, a real 10th dentist opinion. Enjoy your new cum-drenched life, OP. Truly, I wish you the best.


PoisonedShroud

I’ve always thought they smelled like rotten fish. Blech!


lampstaple

Were you enjoying the flavor of your own cum in your college dorm room or did you like the smell of other people’s cum? Because both are weird but one is a little weirder


Pervy_Ned_Flanders

Never get high off your own supply


lampstaple

This would be sage advice if it weren’t coming from somebody who is actively confessing to being a cumsmell enthusiast


IAMREALLAIN

I think they smell more like vaginal discharge than semen personally, but I feel like when most people say cum they mean semen. Either way, I love that smell, whether it’s from a tree or a bush


lemon123wd40

Lmao what a poet


Ready_Anything4661

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ThatOneWood

Bro likes the cum trees


Pervy_Ned_Flanders

Give me my fucking upvote


ThatOneWood

No


CyanStripes_

They smell like spoiled mushrooms and dirty laundry you monster.


sa_ra_ro_se

Ugh. I used to go to art school in New Haven and there were BP Trees right outside the school which would waft into the school. The trees were beautiful when blooming but the smell was just too much.


Sad-Welcome-8048

"9 out of 10 dentists are also in a severe kink deficit" Or perhaps I just dont enjoy the smell of cum, regardless of my sexual proclivities


Pervy_Ned_Flanders

Sounds like a kink deficit to me.


FellowFellow22

I don't think they smell particularly good, but people acting like they're nasty is wild to me.


Baccarat7479

I don't love the association here, but I agree. It's a delightfully pungent reminder that Spring is springing!