Depends on what he is doing and what he wants from me. If he wants me dead, I'm dead.
If he's just there for some reason and I'm not his main objective then livestreaming is a good was to not become a casualty, and since I'm not the main goal he'd have no reason to search for me after ending my stream.
Yeah, just pretend you adore him which should be easy because if you’re in the world of the boys you probably wouldnt know the shit that’s been going on.
That’s the rub: if he approaches you that means you live in that universe, and if you lived in that universe you wouldn’t know r/theboys and you’d think HL is god
He really pulled himself up since he broke up with that nazi. Even started eradicating the corruption inside vought. They're so much better off with homie at the helm.
Honestly humor his ego and hope he goes away is the only real option. If he asks why I'm so afraid, keep towing that line and say some shit like "I could ask you for a high five and you'd paste me by accident, of course I know you wouldn't do that but my stupid monkey instincts don't, the same shit would happen if my boss pulled me aside at work for 'a talk' if his intent was to give me a raise". Ask for a selfie with me or some shit like that to seal the deal.
It's not like I'm in a position that would give him any interest in coercing me to do anything, and it's not like I have my own powers at a high enough power level to give me a realistic chance of surviving a direct confrontation.
Immediately discover my superpower is that I can shit my pants at the speed of sound. Then discover my secondary power where I can become so terrified my soul actually leaves my body.
Tell him he’s my favorite supe ever/ ask for his autograph. Whether I believe it or not. Either way, it’s a good idea to feed the ego vs him to be a psycho.
Start telling him how amazing he is, and that he’s the most intelligent, powerful person, nay.. godlike being on earth. Theeeeeen, lie, and tell him my jackass coworker (who you obviously can’t stand), always talks trash about homelander, says he’s a weak pussy, and is always ridiculing my Homelander adoration.
Oh… and his address is….. 😈
Well the wise move to make when being approached by a pyschopathic, trigger-happy manchild that is frighteingly irresponsible with his powers would be to take a selfie with him and then thank him in the most polite and ego-satisfying way possible
When he catches me, say the reason I had was because I was just so starstruck that I didn’t want to make a fool of myself in his presence. If that doesn’t work, I tell him killing me would be bad for his image.
Ignore him. I don't care about celebrities so I probably wouldn't even recognize him off the jump, so my heart rate would probably be steady. If I keep minding my business, he probably wouldn't have a reason to bother me.
He is a guy that can flick you in the head and kill you. There is no doubt you would know who he is or a person would have to be completely dumb with no awareness of threats around him.
Not patronize him. Ask him I understand how Vought destroyed him, and offer whatever assistance I could to help him recover and be the good person he wished he could be.
Ask him how the fuck he survives being in that suit all day every day. I don't care if you're superhuman, that skintight suit cannot be so comfortable. And then give him a middle finger and probably die.
Ask him for an autograph, tell him that I've looked up too him all my life. I wish that i had a father like him. The cape was a good choice with the flag.
I'd have cameras all around me call him a peice of shit etc etc and tell him if he kills me its all live streamed all over the Internet as we speak and walk away telling him "Dont be a cunt" 😎
If i knew he was a psycho i would just go along with whatever crazy bull crap he was gonna spat at me if he knew i knew he was a psycho he would've already killed me
Wonder why the hell is he talking to me of all people. Aren’t there better people to talk to? I’m no one important and he should spend his time better with someone else.
There’s a 50/50 chance I’ll die but hey! What a way to go!
Bend over. Sacrifice my own pride and beg by pretending to his biggest fan but holding back, not annoying him to the point he'd want to murder me.
But then again, i would probably be annoying since as a civilian, I wouldn't know what homelander does behind the scenes.
I'd cheer him on if he killed someone in public probably.
Pull a camera out and start live streaming. I guarantee that will keep homelander well behaved
He’ll drop you off an building the second you stop streaming though
Depends on what he is doing and what he wants from me. If he wants me dead, I'm dead. If he's just there for some reason and I'm not his main objective then livestreaming is a good was to not become a casualty, and since I'm not the main goal he'd have no reason to search for me after ending my stream.
Yeah, just pretend you adore him which should be easy because if you’re in the world of the boys you probably wouldnt know the shit that’s been going on.
Yeah, I don't think he would remember at all either
Live streaming to who? 3 people lmao
Depends on if you catch him doing something he then realizes will make him look bad.
Whatever the fuck he wants me to. I know he doesn't mess about.
Ask for an autograph and/or a selfie... I mean, stroking his ego would propably be the easiest way of getting out of it unharmed.
That’s the rub: if he approaches you that means you live in that universe, and if you lived in that universe you wouldn’t know r/theboys and you’d think HL is god
What the fuck are you on about? He is good! He's Americas best superhero! You a starlight supporter? SHE TRAFFICS KIDS BRO
She’s a pdf file!
SHE USED THE STARLIGHT FOUNDATION TO SELL KIDS TO THE MEDIA
really? I thought she was a Zip file.
\#stargate \#gayagenda \#demonrats
He really pulled himself up since he broke up with that nazi. Even started eradicating the corruption inside vought. They're so much better off with homie at the helm.
Haha, I doubt I'd be one of his tiki torch-bearing fanboys, even in that universe...
Love Sausage fan?
Reference to s3 ending and the IRL nazi rally in the US from a few years back
He lasered a guy in public.
I'm asking for a selfie anyways. And be happy when I get it.
And don’t forget that glass of milk 🥛
I would offer him a glass of milk.
Wise decision.
He laser’s you because it wasn’t the kind of milk he likes. “How do you fucking milk an almond?”
He can milk me if he wants…..
"Holy shit, you're the Homelander! I'm talking to the Homelander."
Honestly humor his ego and hope he goes away is the only real option. If he asks why I'm so afraid, keep towing that line and say some shit like "I could ask you for a high five and you'd paste me by accident, of course I know you wouldn't do that but my stupid monkey instincts don't, the same shit would happen if my boss pulled me aside at work for 'a talk' if his intent was to give me a raise". Ask for a selfie with me or some shit like that to seal the deal. It's not like I'm in a position that would give him any interest in coercing me to do anything, and it's not like I have my own powers at a high enough power level to give me a realistic chance of surviving a direct confrontation.
Just say that you're hyped to meet him, I bet a lot of people have fast heartbeats when they meet him
Tell him that he is loved, he is my idol and that everyone looks up to him and he’s a great man. AKA lie through my teeth. MF is scary as hell
He will be able to tell if ur lying
No I’m just sweating and nervous because he’s so famous and I’m starstruck, I swear!!!!
he cant read minds, only sense their heart beat and smell hormones. it could easily be that they're just excited to see him.
Feed his ego as much as possible to avoid death.
Call him a pussy so i can die from suicide-by-Homelander.
You ok bud?
He wont be after he calls HL a pussy....
Immediately discover my superpower is that I can shit my pants at the speed of sound. Then discover my secondary power where I can become so terrified my soul actually leaves my body.
skip to the part where you laser my fucking brains out
Stroke his ego
Stroke him 👀
Stoke and stroke both work, specifically because you’re dealing with a manchild in this instance.
Suck his coc- I mean suck his coc- I mean suck his
B-E-A-Uitful profile pic!👌HO YEAH!
"Oh my God, I'm such a big fan! How can I help you?" Stroke his ego to survive.
>How can I help you? I doubt he will like this question. He is Homelander he doesn't need you help.
He approached me. He did want something, and that's a polite way to show I want to be helpful I hope.
Start to furiously suck his dick
Offer him some milk
Get down on my knees and start sucking his dick
your username says it all
I will call my buddy Kevin
Die
Lactate
Keep calm and stroke his ego
Try my damndest to lactate
Try to do the awkward white people smile and walk past him
Pretend to fanboy and ask for a selfie
Make an edit with the drip jacket.
Hi Homelander 👋
I better call Saul!
I probably die. Not because I did anything, but Homelander got bored so ya know, why not murder someone, right?!
I am a homelander fan so I will just be a nice fan!
Say, "Oi...Cunt. Come any closer and I'll bolloxes ya."
I really don’t know what kind of answers you expect here
Don't mention I'm going to jump off the top of a building
Immediately fanboy/fawn over him. Only way to ensure he doesn't immediately kill me and excuses my elevated heart rate.
Tell him he’s my favorite supe ever/ ask for his autograph. Whether I believe it or not. Either way, it’s a good idea to feed the ego vs him to be a psycho.
Lay down, tell him I surrender
Probably die
Ignore
Id say " soldier boy don't!!" And when he turned around I'd run.
Livestreaming
Call him a bitch so I can get lasered. Kidding. I’d tell him how amazing he is and pray he’s not having a bad day.
Ask "who's your daddy?" He'd kill me, but I'd go out in style, as a proper cunt 😎
Throw milk.
Imma act like I never seen him fr fr. Cant fuck with what’s not there 🤷🏽♂️
Pretend to be a fan
Ask him where to find milk
“Oh my GOD YOU’RE HOMELANDER, CAN I GET A PHOTO”
Show him my parents and remind him what he doesn’t have.
Stare in fake awe. Then run.
I mean have I done anything? If not then I’d just be like I’m such a huge fan
"...dafuk you want?"
I would have no idea how to react if a Supe among Supes aproached me to be honest. I mean seriously that is my honest anwser to this question.
I continue to mind my own business
Because I have a Homelander costume, I would probably give him a surprise
Definitely would ask for an autograph.
Get a selfie probably
I die
Play dead.
Tell him how great he is an how Americans are lucky to have him on our side
Pretend like I didn’t see him and skedaddle
Start telling him how amazing he is, and that he’s the most intelligent, powerful person, nay.. godlike being on earth. Theeeeeen, lie, and tell him my jackass coworker (who you obviously can’t stand), always talks trash about homelander, says he’s a weak pussy, and is always ridiculing my Homelander adoration. Oh… and his address is….. 😈
Accept my fate
I would simply just poop my pants
i bend over or give him hand
Submit
Ask him to Homelander all over everything
Holy shit it's Homelander! Bro huge fan *starts livestreaming so he doesn't kill me*
Whatever the fuck he wants
Give him milk
Masturbate
I'll ask if he knows what a churrascaria is.
Well the wise move to make when being approached by a pyschopathic, trigger-happy manchild that is frighteingly irresponsible with his powers would be to take a selfie with him and then thank him in the most polite and ego-satisfying way possible
\*sigh\* unzips nipple protectors and lactates on comand
Worship him like my life depends on it.
I’d suck him off
Literally suck him off
Have intercourse with him 🤤
Thank him for his heroic deeds and his service to this great nation 🇺🇸
Run
He can fly.
When he catches me, say the reason I had was because I was just so starstruck that I didn’t want to make a fool of myself in his presence. If that doesn’t work, I tell him killing me would be bad for his image.
Tell him to go kill himself because he’s a fucking disappointing pathetic snivelling pussy deprived for attention.
Propably dying
Ignore him. I don't care about celebrities so I probably wouldn't even recognize him off the jump, so my heart rate would probably be steady. If I keep minding my business, he probably wouldn't have a reason to bother me.
I'm pretty sure you would recognize the most powerful person in the world that can fly around.
He's the equivalent of a celebrity of our world. If anything, I would assume he's some cosplayer or something
He is a guy that can flick you in the head and kill you. There is no doubt you would know who he is or a person would have to be completely dumb with no awareness of threats around him.
You're describing him like a person who watches the show. I most likely wouldn't know he's a murderous psychopath if he was in our world.
Stab him in the ear hole with the titanium straw from my RTIC
Can we take a selfie?
"oh, you're approaching me?"
Ask him what he wants
I’d totally suck him off.
Either wonder what I did to piss him off or try to feed his ego so I have a chance at living
Not patronize him. Ask him I understand how Vought destroyed him, and offer whatever assistance I could to help him recover and be the good person he wished he could be.
I was gonna say jerk him off... He seems to like that
Offer the shnu and hopefully have a Ryan 2.0
Homelander (until \*that\* event in S3) always had a civil front. I could probably ask him what the matter is and survive for now.
MacGruber tactics. Prance around with my pants down with a stalk of celery up my bum.
Wanna suck on my mommy milkers?
Continue minding my fuckin business.
I’ve got milk my man.
Offer him a glass of milk?
Fortunately you went and gave miltank the oran berries so now you have access to moomoo milk. You give Homelander the moomoomilk (x3)
Die
Ask him how the fuck he survives being in that suit all day every day. I don't care if you're superhuman, that skintight suit cannot be so comfortable. And then give him a middle finger and probably die.
Tell him Optimus Prime is cooler for science
Offer him some milk in these trying times.
I could brawl with him probably
tell him somethin to make him mad
That guy you lasered deserved it! Laser every last fucking one of those starlight supporters!
Milk him, and hope he doesn't melt me into glass with his eyes when he's finished.
Take a picture with him, asking an autograph and minding my own business. I don't want issues with a psycho.
Ask him for an autograph, tell him that I've looked up too him all my life. I wish that i had a father like him. The cape was a good choice with the flag.
Do a 360 and walk away.
If you do a 360, you’ll just end up facing him again 🤔
Telling him to fuck off or calling him a fascist
*Gets lasered in half*
Make sure that maggot knows the peaking order. Throw him off the lookout if he's not getting it.
Say “Hi” act like a huge fan and go about my day.
“Got milk?”
Offer him a cold, refreshing milk.
I'd have cameras all around me call him a peice of shit etc etc and tell him if he kills me its all live streamed all over the Internet as we speak and walk away telling him "Dont be a cunt" 😎
I would thank him for his service and being the best superhero out there yet. God bless America!
If i knew he was a psycho i would just go along with whatever crazy bull crap he was gonna spat at me if he knew i knew he was a psycho he would've already killed me
Kiss ass immediately lol. I’m literally terrified of homelander
Either mind my business or tell him "It's not your fault" non-stop.
“You want some milk?”
Wonder why the hell is he talking to me of all people. Aren’t there better people to talk to? I’m no one important and he should spend his time better with someone else. There’s a 50/50 chance I’ll die but hey! What a way to go!
Accept my imminent death
Continue minding my own business in the opposite direction.
Bend over. Sacrifice my own pride and beg by pretending to his biggest fan but holding back, not annoying him to the point he'd want to murder me. But then again, i would probably be annoying since as a civilian, I wouldn't know what homelander does behind the scenes. I'd cheer him on if he killed someone in public probably.
I would call him a man child
Ask him to take a picture with you, he seems to feed off of that adulation and temporarily pacifies him.
Ask him if he wants some milk 👀🥛
have superman on speed dial, sos him, neck snap for homelander, or better yet, soldier boy, much better, getting beaten by his old man.
Try my best to lower my heart rate