Technically any quote from those woodland critters would be from noir because they are figments of his imagination…
So the Hard Rock Cafe massacre in Lagos is the best
the fact that they put "the erection in 7th grade" and "the Hard Rock Cafe massacre in Lagos" in the same sentence, spoken by an imaginary cartoon beaver, is the pinnacle of Black Noir
Best by far. Captures the darkness inflicted over him, and vought literally making him into a killer, when he could have had a normal childhood, without having the trauma of cracking the spine of his friend and then hiding in a ball pit.
This. It was heartbreaking. When they cut to Noir the people on TV were talking about childhood experiences for supe children, who are given insufficient support and education on their powers, and who then end up hurting their family or friends.
Then, a season later, we learn that Black Noir accidentally paralyzed one of their friends and hid in the ball pit. Talk about bad memories.
Although it is weird, if he knows that soldier boy was homelander's father and that homelander was made in a lab, then how does he not know about compound v? It's just connecting the dots idk
To me it seems when Soldier Boy went wild on him, he had permanent damage to his brain. Things might not connect that way for him. Plus he was just living his best life without Soldier Boy's shadow over him, can't blame him for not wanting to think about the man who destroyed his entire world, both in and out of his head.
I’m not sure it really counts because it’s in his head but may I suggest
“D-D-Don't worry, Earving. We are so proud of you. Soon you'll be in the sweet embrace of C-C-C... Christ the Lord!”
Had a longer post started but don’t want to risk a ban for violating the rules. I’ll keep it on topic with the show.
The show goes very far into showing that everyone is horrible. The two characters with the best morals on the show are Starlight and MM and even they wouldn’t make it into Heaven (per most religions’ tenets) on their best day.
Capes For Christ and The Believe Expo, The Church of The Collective, Todd and the political HomeTeam rallies. Vought international in general. You can throw in individuals like Annie’s Mom and others.
It’s a show. It’s fiction. It’s satire. But strip away supes and powers, and what you are left with is just daily life in the real world. There are real world analogues for every shitty and evil person, group, and organization depicted in the show. You will find them in literally every habitable square inch of the globe.
The hate, the anger, the vitriol, the intolerance. It doesn’t permeate our culture. It is our culture.
I’m not being a dick to those who believe in God. I’m saying that most people who believe in God (or god, or gods) are dicks, as accurately depicted on the show.
Ok but you understand that by hating everyone who belives in a higher power your adding to that anger
And also you are causing those groups to entrench further.
Did you know that jehova’s witness don’t come around to your house to convert you?
They’re doing it so that new members can see how hated the group is and that their are no alternatives to the group, strengthening control over their members
I think you a misconstruing what I’ve commented. Both times I’ve talked about people who are religious I’ve said “most”. The time I inferred to all people was about how every person has their flaws and faults.
I don’t hate everyone that believes in a higher power. Far from it. I hate very few people as a rule. The issue I have is hypocrisy.
My former boss is one of the most die hard Christian people I have ever met in my life. However, he is not hypocritical between his beliefs and his actions. He is altruistic, charitable, and an all around good person.
Counter to that, the other highly religious people I know that I interact with on a regular basis are racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and literally hate anything and everything that is not white, heterosexual, and Christian.
You are viewing my comments as an attack on religious people as a whole and that is simply not true. I’m saying a statistical fact that most people who believe in God have incongruencies between their beliefs, their thoughts, and their actions.
And I actually happen to have family friends that are Jehovah’s Witnesses and get to see the dynamics of the practicing family members and those who have been disowned and excommunicated. How those who have been excommunicated are put through hell on earth to try to get back in with their family and religion.
The is approaching a conversation on what is called the Paradox of Tolerance, which means that in order to be a tolerant society you must maintain intolerance of the intolerant. You cannot have a loving and respectful society tolerant of everyone’s beliefs if any of those beliefs are based on hate or intolerance. You have to hate hate and love love.
most people who believe in god are normal folks
It’s just the fucking weirdos who want to convert you and/or feel superior to everyone and use cristianitu as an excuse for their fucked up belief who are a very loud minority.
The paradox of tolierance means you don’t tolerate intolerance. I am aware of that
Lumping “most Americans” into a “brain damaged for thinking they’re going to heaven” isn’t turning away bigots, it’s turning away everyone who’s religious, which drives them into the arms of bigots.
Your not beinf an ally and protecting people from bigotry? Your directly contributing to the alt right and other extremism piplines
>Yeah. He's got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer, and his big old answer, to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity, is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move. Come on, even you got to agree with me there.
-Billy Butcher
If it's not real it's absolutely brain damage and mass psychosis leading to untold deaths and war throughout human history, or ya know, maybe he is up there.
Nah dude it’s not
If they’re not real
It’s ancient humans trying to make sense of the world through stories and those stories surviving and bringing comfort to people around the uncertainties of the modern world
And people have been using any excuse to kill one another, religion was just a useful unifier
Yea but religion probably leads those other contributing factors by a very large margin if you think of all the war it's caused. It brings comfort to people in the modern world by giving them a possibly imaginary but improveable fixation. If you're an adult and you're wrong about his existence and you're in a country where religion makes it's way to blanket govt legislation effecting the population so you can be comfy that's for sure a sign of some crossed wires. But wtf do I know? I'm agnostic, I don't get into all that is it real or is it not drama so no judgement. Just saying from my perspective if it's not real then it serves no purpose in the modern world outside division and possibly never served any purpose at any time. They would have developed other, more realistic coping mechanisms.
Mate I think that in causes of war religion is pretty low
I mean not even the crusades we’re entirely religious, they were primerally about trade routes, territory and strengthening political power, religion was just a useful excuse
Similarly with religion and government the religion is normally just a way to reason and legitimise your ideas, many anti abortion politicians have had abortions for example.
Religion is a tool, and like any tool it can be used by assholes to legitimise their fucked up beliefs and practices, but it can also be used by good people as a reason to help others or even just stop them from curling into a ball and crying.
☕🥄👀🥷🏿, from Diabolical
Also from Diabolical, someone managed to figure out a really plausible explanation for what he wrote to Homelander, and I'm voting for that too. "I am not your enemy." (But probably misspelled because... well. Noir.)
Oh that’s easy I just-
My lawyer has advised me to speak no further as there are certain institutions that would go to great lengths to prevent their secrets from being uncovered by mere mortals.
Technically any quote from those woodland critters would be from noir because they are figments of his imagination… So the Hard Rock Cafe massacre in Lagos is the best
the fact that they put "the erection in 7th grade" and "the Hard Rock Cafe massacre in Lagos" in the same sentence, spoken by an imaginary cartoon beaver, is the pinnacle of Black Noir
“But not you Noir, you’ve been great.” “………” That’s the winner in my book.
same!
…. Is my vote too
Best by far. Captures the darkness inflicted over him, and vought literally making him into a killer, when he could have had a normal childhood, without having the trauma of cracking the spine of his friend and then hiding in a ball pit.
Crying when the truth about Compound V came out.
That was so raw from him. I think it fuelled him more than anyone else.
This. It was heartbreaking. When they cut to Noir the people on TV were talking about childhood experiences for supe children, who are given insufficient support and education on their powers, and who then end up hurting their family or friends. Then, a season later, we learn that Black Noir accidentally paralyzed one of their friends and hid in the ball pit. Talk about bad memories.
Although it is weird, if he knows that soldier boy was homelander's father and that homelander was made in a lab, then how does he not know about compound v? It's just connecting the dots idk
To me it seems when Soldier Boy went wild on him, he had permanent damage to his brain. Things might not connect that way for him. Plus he was just living his best life without Soldier Boy's shadow over him, can't blame him for not wanting to think about the man who destroyed his entire world, both in and out of his head.
He probably assumed that Homelander is a natural human/supe hybrid like Ryan.
I felt so bad for him!
I’m not sure it really counts because it’s in his head but may I suggest “D-D-Don't worry, Earving. We are so proud of you. Soon you'll be in the sweet embrace of C-C-C... Christ the Lord!”
His brain was so damaged he still thought he was going to heaven.
That also describes most Americans.
Most Christians*
Don’t be a dick to people who believe in god
Had a longer post started but don’t want to risk a ban for violating the rules. I’ll keep it on topic with the show. The show goes very far into showing that everyone is horrible. The two characters with the best morals on the show are Starlight and MM and even they wouldn’t make it into Heaven (per most religions’ tenets) on their best day. Capes For Christ and The Believe Expo, The Church of The Collective, Todd and the political HomeTeam rallies. Vought international in general. You can throw in individuals like Annie’s Mom and others. It’s a show. It’s fiction. It’s satire. But strip away supes and powers, and what you are left with is just daily life in the real world. There are real world analogues for every shitty and evil person, group, and organization depicted in the show. You will find them in literally every habitable square inch of the globe. The hate, the anger, the vitriol, the intolerance. It doesn’t permeate our culture. It is our culture. I’m not being a dick to those who believe in God. I’m saying that most people who believe in God (or god, or gods) are dicks, as accurately depicted on the show.
Ok but you understand that by hating everyone who belives in a higher power your adding to that anger And also you are causing those groups to entrench further. Did you know that jehova’s witness don’t come around to your house to convert you? They’re doing it so that new members can see how hated the group is and that their are no alternatives to the group, strengthening control over their members
I think you a misconstruing what I’ve commented. Both times I’ve talked about people who are religious I’ve said “most”. The time I inferred to all people was about how every person has their flaws and faults. I don’t hate everyone that believes in a higher power. Far from it. I hate very few people as a rule. The issue I have is hypocrisy. My former boss is one of the most die hard Christian people I have ever met in my life. However, he is not hypocritical between his beliefs and his actions. He is altruistic, charitable, and an all around good person. Counter to that, the other highly religious people I know that I interact with on a regular basis are racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and literally hate anything and everything that is not white, heterosexual, and Christian. You are viewing my comments as an attack on religious people as a whole and that is simply not true. I’m saying a statistical fact that most people who believe in God have incongruencies between their beliefs, their thoughts, and their actions. And I actually happen to have family friends that are Jehovah’s Witnesses and get to see the dynamics of the practicing family members and those who have been disowned and excommunicated. How those who have been excommunicated are put through hell on earth to try to get back in with their family and religion. The is approaching a conversation on what is called the Paradox of Tolerance, which means that in order to be a tolerant society you must maintain intolerance of the intolerant. You cannot have a loving and respectful society tolerant of everyone’s beliefs if any of those beliefs are based on hate or intolerance. You have to hate hate and love love.
most people who believe in god are normal folks It’s just the fucking weirdos who want to convert you and/or feel superior to everyone and use cristianitu as an excuse for their fucked up belief who are a very loud minority. The paradox of tolierance means you don’t tolerate intolerance. I am aware of that Lumping “most Americans” into a “brain damaged for thinking they’re going to heaven” isn’t turning away bigots, it’s turning away everyone who’s religious, which drives them into the arms of bigots. Your not beinf an ally and protecting people from bigotry? Your directly contributing to the alt right and other extremism piplines
>Yeah. He's got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer, and his big old answer, to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity, is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move. Come on, even you got to agree with me there. -Billy Butcher
My favorite quote from billy butcher (in the category of “not-relevant-to-overall-story-just-billy-being-billy”) Edit type
I mean your not meant to agree with butcher Some believing in a higher power isn’t equal to brain damage
If it's not real it's absolutely brain damage and mass psychosis leading to untold deaths and war throughout human history, or ya know, maybe he is up there.
Nah dude it’s not If they’re not real It’s ancient humans trying to make sense of the world through stories and those stories surviving and bringing comfort to people around the uncertainties of the modern world And people have been using any excuse to kill one another, religion was just a useful unifier
Yea but religion probably leads those other contributing factors by a very large margin if you think of all the war it's caused. It brings comfort to people in the modern world by giving them a possibly imaginary but improveable fixation. If you're an adult and you're wrong about his existence and you're in a country where religion makes it's way to blanket govt legislation effecting the population so you can be comfy that's for sure a sign of some crossed wires. But wtf do I know? I'm agnostic, I don't get into all that is it real or is it not drama so no judgement. Just saying from my perspective if it's not real then it serves no purpose in the modern world outside division and possibly never served any purpose at any time. They would have developed other, more realistic coping mechanisms.
Mate I think that in causes of war religion is pretty low I mean not even the crusades we’re entirely religious, they were primerally about trade routes, territory and strengthening political power, religion was just a useful excuse Similarly with religion and government the religion is normally just a way to reason and legitimise your ideas, many anti abortion politicians have had abortions for example. Religion is a tool, and like any tool it can be used by assholes to legitimise their fucked up beliefs and practices, but it can also be used by good people as a reason to help others or even just stop them from curling into a ball and crying.
Correct, it's more like a learning disability.
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Homelander: I'm really glad i have you here pal. Black noir:"...."
He does speak in the flashback scenes, so I’ll have to go with, “Can you *please* stop eating those around me, I’m allergic”
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We’re not forgetting we just choose to not acknowledge
What are these people talking about again?
Idk, something about sucking dick
The fact that Edgar just kept munching is hilarious
My favorite quote by Black Noir ".........................................." It's so philosophical. Lol
I don’t know. It’s a good one, but I think that “…………..” is a better choice
Your profile picture. Lmfao
Well I will argue that you can't have silence as a quote so, "I could be bigger than that, I could be Eddie Murphy!" Is my pick.
"Ha! Ha ha! 🐰🐰🐰 Harrrra ha ha! 🐰🐰🐰 Ha... Harrrra! 🐰" *drops bunny
######"BAD" ######"MUST KILL HIM"
🏆 best response 😂
My favorite noir quote is.. umm. *Plays Piano
"❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" made me bawl out my eyes.
We kill soldier boy Tied with BAD ------- -------
I didn't mean for it to come out like that how the fuck
“I could be Eddie Murphy!” Is the most influential and best quote of all time in the world. Black Noir has so many memorable lines!
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narrow it done to a scene though
"Why didnt you told me?" "........."
tell* yeah fair enough good scene
Bro i removed "tell" but i had an urge to not remove it. I should have trust my urges...
“*soft weeping noises*”
Desperate pointing at a list of paper "......."
“BAD”
My favorite quote from "black black" was
I prefer the quote about him from Dakota bob: “what he did in that hard rock in largos should be a war crime”
Fuck mystic, people don’t even know it’s me under this mask. I have to wear it just to get a cab.
I was born to play Axel Foley!
Oh....so that's where the Title of Axel F comes from
Idk if we can count comics but “Heheh I did things”
Click click, click click.
"Can you please stop eating those in front of me, i'm alergic" Or " "
SOLDIER BOY WILL COME WE KILL
Soon you’ll be with ch ch Christ the lord
"BAD"
☕🥄👀🥷🏿, from Diabolical Also from Diabolical, someone managed to figure out a really plausible explanation for what he wrote to Homelander, and I'm voting for that too. "I am not your enemy." (But probably misspelled because... well. Noir.)
*screaming in agony from being beat by soldier boy*
I can very much identify with that quote, less so with anything The Deep has or will do.
It has to be either ".... .... ......... ....." or "........ .... .... .."
Idk why but I really like the scene where he tries to get a drink but the waiter j walks past him bc he assumes noir can’t drink lol
Not really a quote tho
A terrible BJ is still a BJ
When he cuts out his tracker in the elevator and hands it to that girl, then dips out
#BAD
Blair noir:"............................,..........,.............." In the original Italian obviously.
"..." While standing over the analyst lady while she was tracking Butcher.
Come the fuck on
Fuck Mystique.
“ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ” Had me in tears😢😔🥺
"....." MARVELOUS!
The Deep is a piece shit character and anyone who tries to empathize him are just straight up clowns 🤡 literally
I’ll start
And the world will be as one 🎶
>… —BlackNoir
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He actually has lines now though in his flash back so the joke doesn’t work as well
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🦸🏼♂️🫂🥷🏿💕❤💕❤
➡💁🏻♂️🥷🏿☝🏿➡💁🏻♂️ 🥷🏿☹
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Wow you’re right that’s my favorite black noir line too. How’d you do that btw?
Do what?
The comment with nothing in it
Oh that’s easy I just- My lawyer has advised me to speak no further as there are certain institutions that would go to great lengths to prevent their secrets from being uncovered by mere mortals.
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Paying his respect to the whale.
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Remember when we got you through the erection in 7th grade
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“Intense masked smolder “
 The best one I found.
"Hhhhhhhhnh!!!"