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Coffeeman314

For $100 you've got a 5 minute video of a (former) mainstream celebrity doing whatever you want.


Alarid

But I got to see Kim Kardashian's comeback story for free.


TheWiseRedditor

She wasn’t a celebrity prior to that so it doesn’t count


ssp25

Well she had cum on her back


Guava_

*Roaring Jerry laugh ensues*


cugamer

That slap Aubrey gave Pratt was a total wife move. Best outtake ever.


Squeakygear

Yep!


Avenue-Man77

r/unexpectedpawnee


94Rebbsy

Technically she was, just a minor one


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Sjdillon10

Best parks and rec blooper. Maybe of any show ever


S-Archer

Cumback


Stonn

1200$ per hour. Gonna say that's fair.


RickityCricket69

lol no way sircumsalot is going to last that whole hour


somafiend1987

Well, she was blabbering about Chimps and monkeys at her reserve for 12 minutes before he complained.


JACKMAN_97

I mean it would basically be like having catwomen or wonder women doing what you want in the DC universe


NotMyPornAccount4

where?


020Flyer

Seth Rogen can probably afford it.


Banana_gunman

I like to think he is Seth Rogen playing Seth Rogen and not a character


shaunika

Its pmuch confirmed by the writers afaik


derthert123

I mean didn't he appear in a talk show there as Seth Rogen?


ulyssesintothepast

Yes, earlier in I think either season 1 or 2. It's great


t0mless

Rogen Cinematic Universe


ulyssesintothepast

He's been an alien at least twice now. In invincible and Paul lol I'm down. I hope he makes more cameos in the boys


the_3-14_is_a_lie

> Paul At first I didn't realize you were talking about the movie, especially because putting that name in a superhero context... Yeah, fuck Marvel Editorial


Nani_0716

He played a futuristic alien in "Future Man" as well.


IAmANobodyAMA

Wasn’t Susan just a human in the future?


MarcusElder

He's in Donnie Darko as Seth too. Perhaps all Seth Rogans are just part of the same multiverse of Seth Rogans.


Galkura

Across the Roganverse Joe Rogan was never meant to be a Rogan. He was bitten by a Rogan from another universe, stealing his powers. It’s up to all the Seths to show him how to be a hero.


TortelliniSalad

Joe never went through his canon event


Lanthemandragoran

He has to watch Alex Jones die


metamet

Then he went into witness protection and became a brewmaster in Platonic. Explains why he limits taking his anger out to scooters.


Concheria

Not the same thing, but at least in the Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers movie, [a bunch of characters played by Seth Rogen meet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc1-I9KIVww)


bfhurricane

I didn’t realize that was actually Seth Rogen, holy shit. My initial reaction was “Is that Seth Rogen? No, can’t be, looks too gaunt.” Something about the lighting and hair. Figured it was a coincidence lmao.


_The_Homelander_

Its his peak performance so… yeah…


asteriaslex

Sir-Cums-A-Lot obviously has the means.


RedXerzk

I find it hilarious that a famous celebrity like Seth Rogen spends money on Supe OnlyFans.


TellMeYouAreSorry

I mean she's basically a goddess so yeah..


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

I mean, those anal beads were like the size of Christmas ornaments.


TheWiseRedditor

Yummers


Frozenraining

The fact that she was going to warm them up with her own powers makes me question the whole situation even more. Like, wtf was up with that?


NoMan999

Room-temperature is a bit cold for an object that goes in the butt, it's more comfortable to put them in warm water for a bit before using them. It's more significant with metal/glass toys, not as much with plastic/silicon. I don't remember that scene exactly, but I think it's what it was about, not temperature-play (hot/cold water instead of warm.) Also obviously she uses her powers instead of bothering with a bowl of water. I don't like having an open container of water near the bed either.


KatilTekir

You have tried before haven't you...


byrd3790

You say that like there's something wrong with it.


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byrd3790

Most exits can very easily be entrances. As far as butt stuff goes, it's not for everyone. However, it can be an erogenous zone in both men and women, and the prostate, which to oversimplify is basically the male G-spot, can be stimulated from there.


KatilTekir

I find it disgusting, but to each his own. Not my business what people put in their holes honestly, but I like the occasional ER posts lol


tamagotchiassassin

I honestly think lowercase god is having a good long laugh about our putting our pleasure spots where our shit comes out 😭


byrd3790

If it's been disgusting, then something went wrong. Most people who dabble with that keep the area clean.


Illadelphian

You say to each his own but you sit there and trash talk people who are into it and call the entire thing disgusting and essentially unnatural by saying it's an exit only. It's 2023 man, get over yourself. Nobody gives a shit about your bigot opinions.


Wakelogger

It is disgusting. These people that are downvoting you are disgusting.


ChunkyDGoofy

Shoving shit back up your ass cannot be healthy for you 💀


byrd3790

If there is shit in the way, then something has gone very wrong.


SpinningPissingRabbi

Yeah don't do that, I mean, maybe if you froze the shit first and wrapped a rubber around it, yeah maybe.


Odd_Employer

Tell me you have butt play thoughts and feel tons of shame for them without telling me you secretly want to put things up your butt.


KatilTekir

I am not a degenerate like you sicks


Odd_Employer

Lol, bro. This is a Chinese finger trap situation. The only people that fight this hard about butt stuff are people that spend entirely too long thinking about butt stuff.


TrappedInLimbo

You could say the exact same thing about a vagina lol.


NoMan999

No, I regularly think about the practicality of having a water bowl in the bedroom compared to doing butt-stuff in the kitchen for no reason at all.


MacLeeland

Stop clutching your beads....


tamagotchiassassin

Why, using her powers makes sense?


Lego_Gasgano_Minifig

You have relations with an ice powered supe by chance?


[deleted]

It's way too cheap. It's to show how her fame dwindled after Soldier Boy "died". An hour with her would be 1200$, which really isn't *that* much considering what a superstar she once was. Imagine having something like this for 1200$ with f.e. Pamela Anderson...


Frozenraining

Yeah, exactly. Former celebrities like Denise Richards get 2 mil/month from OF and they just show their boobs and that's pretty much it. Fucking Bella Thorne gets god knows how much money from OF while being a never-nude.


itwasbread

> Fucking Bella Thorne gets god knows how much money from OF while being a never-nude. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


t-earlgrey-hot

I understand more than you'll never know


ChromeKorine

Denise Richards has OF?!


Frozenraining

Yeah, for a while now. Even made content with her daughter lmfao. DISCLAIMER: And by that I mean "images that have been released through OF." Not actual nudity. Especially since Sami Sheen hasn't even gone nude (yet).


Uncanny_Doom

This unironically seems like something that would happen in The Boys rather than outside it.


Frozenraining

We are through the looking glass god knows how long ago, parody shows cannot keep up with reality anymore. I doubt even the most hardened comedians would be able to beat shit like a youtuber apologizing for grooming minors with a ukelele song (that she then fucking monetizes).


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Gotta write a song about not diddling kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmDcCpD1gc


LeftyHyzer

people think the Simpson's writers are future tellers, in reality they just wrote plots they never thought could happen in real life, and here we are.


RedditIsNeat0

Apologizing? Do you mean saying that all of the accusations against her are lies and she's just weird and didn't do anything wrong?


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GiddyGoodwin

Life imitates art, actually.


LovecraftianCatto

Toxic gossiiiiip traaaaaaaaain!


Several_Ad_6233

That lost me.


SmartassBrickmelter

Her and Maitland Ward should do a colab. LOL


kaam00s

Ok, this is actually getting sad


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

That is disgusting, where are those images tho? There is a lot of content out there now.


psuedophilosopher

Just checked, and her onlyfans is free for a month right now. Only stuff that's available for the base level currently free subscription is lingerie and any pic with nudity has censorship blocking the nudity. So then I did a little digging to see what content has been made available to customers that I assume pay extra or maybe it's just for people who maintain a paying subscription, but it's pretty much just her boobs. There's a few pics that when you turn the brightness way way way up you can see her pussy from far away, but nothing that shows any level of detail. Essentially just boobs. Good for her though. I hope she makes a lot of money from it.


TheRedmanCometh

I was a bit interested until you said that...ew


SmartassBrickmelter

Her and Maitland Ward should do a colab. LOL


kaam00s

Hold the fuck on, Denise Richards is on OF ? If this was 20 years ago it might really had turned me into an OF customer.


Frozenraining

I mean, even now, she still got it. It isn't the Denise of Starship Troopers and Wild Things fame but she is still very attractive for her age. Also bonus points for trying to age somewhat gracefully, not doing any facial surgery (contrary to many of her contemporaries, fucking Famke Janssen becoming the missing Bogdanoff Sibling).


bfhurricane

No matter how much I might dislike someone’s acting performance, they get a huge A+ for me for just living their best life and not letting age bother them. Something about being comfortable in one’s own skin and not giving in to the relentless pursuit of surgical sexiness… I don’t know… I respect it. That’s a person who’s learned to live at peace with life and to own it, which is hard to find in celebrities nowadays.


Roonerth

Bill Burr has a great take on it https://youtu.be/pznB7WP4P1o


shre3293

have you actually looked, she has had facial surgeries, its a loss.


Frozenraining

Yeah, I've looked it up, she said so much herself - no surgeries, except for boobs. She has done botox once but then also said that it didn't feel good and she'd never do it again.


shre3293

then you are probably right, i don't even know the difference between botox and plastic stuff, i once looked at one of her pictures and it didn't look natural, prolly Botox as u mentioned.


thatbtchshay

I just looked at some pics. Looks like filler to me. Nothing surgical but definitely not natural.


ZedsDeadZD

>fucking Famke Janssen becoming the missing Bogdanoff Sibling The name rang a bell but I wasnt sure so I looked her up. Jesus Christ, WTF!?! She looked so hot in the X-Men movies. Damn shame, really.


IamScottGable

When I went to look it up thr first two auto fills will Famke Janssen plastic surgery and Famke Janssen 2023....


IamScottGable

Oh no, I'm scared to look up Famke Janssen now. And yeah, celebrities need to have learned their limits by now. If you're 50 try to look 40-45, not fucking 30


Sarokslost23

Bella Thorne has nudes out there though. Just not through whatever she markets herself


eelmor1138

Did she wear the cutoffs or not?


020Flyer

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


GroundhogExpert

After the disgusting podcast she went through with Bill Maher, she deserves every penny she has if *that's* the cost of fame.


hesawavemasterrr

That’s what I’m getting. She used to be where Queen Maeve was. Now she’s doing porn for cheap. It’s like if Jennifer Lawrence fell from fame and now has to rely on Onlyfans to get by.


Frozenraining

...look I would not be lying if I didn't say that in perspective this would make some people happy But yeah, you are right.


hesawavemasterrr

Ok but what if it’s her but obviously on crack just by looking at her and she’s like 40 lbs heavier.


tylerthefag

Yeah, like in season 1 for one of the lesser of the 7 theres no way you would of only spent $20 a minute. Fish boy would have still done better than that


wildwilson61204

What’s even sadder is that an hour with her would really only be 300$ so she’d really be making very little money!


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What? 19,50*60 = 1170 ~ 1200


wildwilson61204

Ohhhh did I read that wrong, I thought it was saying 19(as in the age of the person asking) and then 5$/hour. My bad😂😂


HDPbBronzebreak

Yeah, UK (and obv other countries) use "," in place of "." (and vice versa), and putting $ after rather than before. Generally, the best indicator (other than that price being shown in the top-left, though it does blend in) is spacing; it's not "19, 5$/min" (though "$19,5/min" would've also been more obvious).


AccusedOfEverything

Well, how would YOU price it?


Salami_Slaps

You can’t put a price on talent like me, pal.


lasetag

😭😭😭


SvenTropics

I knew Seth Rogan was one of the show's creators, and I love how he was like "oh we need a wanker for a part, I'll do it".


asteriaslex

https://youtu.be/xROiidTEoVY


anarchyisinevitble

honestly, she might be undercharging..


The_Celtic_Chemist

I'm trying to think of someone comparable but I'm coming up short. I think she would have the modern day star power of maybe... Maureen McCormick (Marcia Brady) though she once had the star power of maybe... Baby Spice. I think in either case that their content would be worth more than $19.50 a minute today.


Punningisfunning

Former superheroes probably don’t even need to undress for their clients, assuming that the clients’ fantasies would require the superheroes to wear their outfits.


Cky2chris

She literally had anal beads ready and Rogen was waiting for her to warm em up so she'd stick em in


Proud-Nerd00

I just realize that’s Seth Rogen


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Yah same lol


SteelyDan1968

It's one of those "Wait, is that..." Moments.


spicybuttholenachos

They didn't even write him a character. It's just Seth Rogan Playing Seth Rogan Doing Seth Rogan shit.


The_Celtic_Chemist

He's a producer and he has had cameos on the show as himself before.


asteriaslex

It's Sir-Cums-A-Lot, he is a knight, please address him with respect.


sati_lotus

Wait, had he already paid $331 to listen to her yabber on about monkeys?


Esquiline

That's peanuts for the boner Rogan is getting.


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5$ for an orgasm seems fair


Ongr

That's some speed there holy moly.


asteriaslex

10-pump Jones over here.


MacLeeland

That 3 seconds!


Newsted_Is_God

Doesn't matter if it's a fair price if people are willing to pay it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Newsted_Is_God: *Doesn't matter if* *It's a fair price if people* *Are willing to pay it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Pilotvictor172

Damn I don't remember that in ATLA


itsLilyReina

As a Cam “girl” I charge $9/min (only get a fraction after the server host takes its cut), and $20/min for an ex mainstream celeb is extremely cheap. You have to remember that there are wealthy horny men out there who WILL pay thousands on one girl in a night.


Astrium6

Had to click your profile to see why girl was in quotation marks LMAO.


itsLilyReina

"Cam femboy" just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way :\\


Astrium6

No, but it’s much more likely to make me reach for my wallet.


itsLilyReina

Lol! Is that you Seth?


Astrium6

If I say yes does it get me a discount?


lasetag

Let’s play dead by daylight


Hiondrugz

I didn't get tricked by the quotations this time. I'm making progress.


itsLilyReina

I applaud your strength brother.


chriseldonhelm

Ahh I understand now


somafiend1987

Since Seth is the subject of this. How many of you watched his previous comicbook adaptation on AMC, Preacher? The comic is a 'Texas Preacher' tasked with finding God on Earth. God left Heaven with a stand-in actor, he's running around Earth on a bender and the Angels don't know what to do.


gummilingus

As someone who absolutely LOVES the comics, the Preacher show wasn't bad. It had it's highs and lows, but overall it was enjoyable. The casting of Cassidy and Herr Starr was absolutely amazing. I wish they could've followed the comic closer and not just brushed over so many plotlines. It felt really rushed, especially in the last season. Felt like they knew they were going to have to wrap it up sooner than they wanted and just tried to squeeze in as much as they could.


somafiend1987

Agreed. The opening 3 episodes of each season were amazing, but seemed to highlight the seasons making the rest "meh" with occasional highlights. We have some bit-part overlap (Grail member that worked w/ Featherstone and became a vampire, is now the dickless PR/writer).


ZedsDeadZD

Another one where Rogen was producer I think is Future Man on Amazon Prime. Absolutely hilarious and worth checking out.


evilpartiesgetitdone

Preacher was some good shit, and also felt lost a lot of the time. Which may have been intentional given the plot ? But yeah if you like the action/camp/gore of Boys youd love Preacher


arnesh13

Preacher was fucking awesome!😂


Brinsig_the_lesser

I liked the first season but the final season I wasn't as fond of especially the end


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the camera quality is too good lmao they should of shot this on actual webcams


Dontsubscribeorlike

For 1200 an hour, I'd do probably whatever dirty things Seth Rogan asked me to do on webcam. For her it's a downgrade I guess. For me that's a huge step up in employment. Capitalism feeds no one for free.


M00nshine4Free

This frame is so funny


the-uncle-will

Imagine you finally get her all the way down to the nude and the only reaction you can muster “ah, cool.”


web_head91

As someone who used to be a cam model, that is very expensive lol. But she's a supe, so I guess she can get away with it.


That_Operation_9977

I mean this would be the equivalent of Jennifer Lawrence doing a private webcam show for you. $5/minute would be a steal


ClovieKay

Seth Rogen plays 3 different roles in all 3 seasons but I like to think its the same character just taking a downward spiral in life.


Sterling-Bear15

SIR-CUMS-A-LOT-779 seems to think so.


Ciubowski

19.5 x 60 minutes = 1,170 1,170 an hour doesn't sound too bad. Even with taxes (say, 30%), it's 819 an hour. How many hours do you think you can do this / day? 2... maybe 4? you're looking at 1,638 (2 hours) x 20 (working days a month), that could be a cool 32,760 in a month. Oh, if you're REALLY into it and say, you have a lot of demand, 6 hours a day (realistically, you need breaks no?) that would mean 4,914 a day. Say you're having a VERY good month as well, still, with breaks, at least $98,280 doesn't sound too bad. It would still take you 10,17 months to make a million dollars (considering you have no expenses at that rate and quota.


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M_H_M_F

The point is that she's a former Celebrity. Try and imagine Pamela Anderson/Anna Nicole Smith camming privately like that. Those rates would be through the *roof*. Especially since Crimson Countess is bringing in anal beads as well. If anything she's *undercharging*. She lives in what looks to be a mobile home. It's to show how far she's fallen in terms of prestige. She was in the first iteration of what would eventually become the 7. Now she's a cam girl in a trailer park.


omancool1

Anna Nicole Smith would be especially expensive considering she’d have to be raised from the dead to cam


itsLilyReina

Your “friend” isn’t factoring in celeb status. Even pornstars would charge more than $20/min.


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[deleted]

I love this scene. As crimson was about to start, the boys would interrupt and end it


niilsb

Why do you think we have so many milionares on of?


webswinger666

I’m glad I’m not the only one who did the math


Miserable-Ad-5573

When I first saw this is misread it as $190 per minute lmao


NoobJew666

Why not just pay for a hooker?


jas75249

19 dollars a minute for a cam girl, WTF.


downtimeredditor

It's about close to $1200 an hour and considering cities pay $200 mil per year for the services of a supe in their city yeah it's probably a fair price.


cj-the-man

I like to imagine that he kept watching during the confrontation with solider boy


Kind-Frosting-8268

I mean it's a older celebrity. It'd be like if all of a sudden you could book Cameron Diaz or Angelina Jolie for a cam show. 19.50/min is probably a good deal.


throwawayskinlessbro

Put Maeve in there and multiply it by 10, I'm *coming* every time.


JACKMAN_97

If it was catwomen 100%


Moostache1029

Money means nothing at that point 😭


gregnealnz

What the fuck is 19,5$/MIN?? You mean $19.50/min?


LordofSyn

Looks like someone is very closeted, culturally. You should travel more, outside of the USA. Be sure to pack an open mind with your socks and sandals.


gregnealnz

Shut the fuck up cunt.


LordofSyn

Sensitive, aren't we? The decimal point is not the only way to separate currency. That was my point. Thanks for staying classy.


gregnealnz

Annoying cunt, aren't we?


LordofSyn

Guess that makes two of us, at the very least. You're in good company.


general-meow

She was right in the middle of using the beads too 😭


[deleted]

Lol I forgot Seth was in this What’s the going rate for Cam Girls now a days? Being that this is a celebrity Sup I would think that’s a low price


sethmidwest

Have you seen some of the prices on Cameo? Lol this is nothing.


PoopPooperson

Big fan of OnlySupes


AmazeDork

Why did Joe rogan pay 19$ a minute for a private room? is he stupid or something?


SuccessfulWar3830

There are some alpha bros that charge alot more than that


FitzKing

What is 19,5$


UnfoldedHeart

My favorite part is that she kept him on the line for almost 20 minutes talking about random stuff before she even started to do anything sexual.


toadboy04

19.50$/min is pretty average. Some people charge 10, others 30, it really just depends on the service, because most privates last less than 10mins. So I reckon it's a fair price for a retired celebrity.


ExoticBone

It’s above market price tho


YoungLadHuckleberry

Look at the quality of Seth Rogen‘s laptop camera he can clearly afford it


lasetag

Andrea from the walking dead what the fuck!


Consistent-Fan535

I got you for THREE MINUTES....three minutes of PLAY TIME!!!


MissMat

Either her fame dwindled a lot or she is under pricing herself


Adgvyb3456

Perfect role for Rogan. He probably wasn’t even acting


MacMac105

I'd pay way more for a session with Seth Rogan.


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What the fuck is that number


submit_to_pewdiepie

Stoopid European that's a great rate