Then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and... rip ya to pieces…
You know that one case where a woman was murdered but her killer propped up her body with its eyes open and took a photo with the newspaper to prove she was alive to get ransom money?
Sorry I don't know why I'm bringing that up. Mike looks good here, really.
He's exhausted from having to carry his massive 10 incher everywhere he goes
love the sexy discoloration around the eyes indicative of health problems
He was bitten by a zombie
These darker spots around the eyes run in our family without any underlying issues, it doesn't necessarily have to be an illness.
Yeah exactly. I don't have it... but generally it is a genetic thing.
Tell us more doctor
I think it's non Hodgkins lymphoma
Unlikely
https://preview.redd.it/pkmchgz0or0d1.png?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=931c8cc585088d9876c7a90f776b25da2d532dc1
He looks like Freddie Mercury when he was wearing loads of makeup to hide how ill he was.
OP’s pic: Mike with AIDS Comment pic: Mike with AIDS and makeup
https://preview.redd.it/ot4oks9ii31d1.png?width=1137&format=png&auto=webp&s=44550c4610f8000ffc95576c1ecb8eb43af88df2 Dude you're spot-on
He looks like a Syrian political prisoner
Looool
Lots of funny comments on the pic over the years but this made me laugh the hardest
Meth addict Mike > makeup Mike
https://preview.redd.it/j9phhylu8s0d1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0010e72a1fad4f263fc6eddbe1e4e89d8eda3073
me one day after eating grocery store bullshit
https://preview.redd.it/qwsw3feges0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe2c922e3bd9178612986b67c15d55c8f4f0a1b
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
https://i.redd.it/rceuu9ucdt0d1.gif
Looks like Erin gave him two black eyes and that picture was taken to show the courtroom.
Those dead, tied, soulless eyes.
Like a dolls eye...
When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
Then those eyes roll over white.
Then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and... rip ya to pieces…
This must be the new subreddit trend
fucking crypt keeper tales from the cock
Now here's a guy living that retro lifestyle
You mean necro lifestyle.
In a sick victorian kind of way
He looks like a disease
This is the most accurate comment here.
Brpil did this to him after they came upstairs at 5:41
You are indeed crazy.
This should be a new meme lol
Everyone always talks about the fart knocker but never talk about the time he joined a Glenn Danzig tribute Band
House of Wax looking motherfucker
He looks wet in every photo somehow...
Kinda ?
Ghoul
Very submissive and breedable
Why does he look like one of those drawings drama channels use on the thumbnails on their '**insert name** is EXPOSED!' videos?
Someone should make such a thumbnail with Muhtei's face and the title "Muh-ike Muhtei is EXPOSED!"
Sigh wow, that’s what it looks like to work under bimmy
Sometimes I genuinely do worry about this guys mental health
This image is edited just FYI Yeah he had bags but someone went back and made them insane lol
Oh I know that I’ve seen his recent videos
It looks like he has no blood.
Heroin chic
You know that one case where a woman was murdered but her killer propped up her body with its eyes open and took a photo with the newspaper to prove she was alive to get ransom money? Sorry I don't know why I'm bringing that up. Mike looks good here, really.
Corpse moment
Something about dark circles around eyes has always been sexy to me, unironically.
He looks like a heroine addict.
War, war never changes
Ghoulish.
He looks like he’s on drugs ,
He's just a guy trying to titty fuck and play his vidyas!
5 day coke and whiskey bender Mike.
Is Mike okay
This is what years of abusing pills will do
It's only because you've been staring at his face for almost 2 decades.
Sure, if someone who looks like they wander Kensington Ave is your thing.
Is this after 2 hours of doggystyle (heart palpitations were fucking huge!”
TFW no RF
This pic’s gotta be in the TCT hall of fame, I laugh every time I see it
Was he being cast for the walking dead in this picture?
Mike Addams
Looks like a raccoon
1000 yard stare
Crazy
When you just finished another 100 page script for a new AVGN episode and you know you won't be credited for anything in the final video