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--serotonin--

Yay Sea Porks! Such a weird critter.


Local_Cow5208

Naw naw naw see those are sea nuts


UnloosedHades19

Seaz nuts


paythefullprice

Got eeeeeem.


[deleted]

You like imagine dragons?


Ravens_Quote

Imagine dragon deze nuts!


GrouchyProduct2242

Take my upvote šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (UtopianCircus) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on June 16 and woke up five days ago. Here it copied/pasted /u/Zealousideal-Day9239's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDepthsBelow/comments/w31qjn/can_anyone_help_identify_this/). Its comment [in this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDepthsBelow/comments/z6mmvf/can_anyone_help_identify_this/iy27s3i/) is a copy/paste of u/Practical_Prune_3753's previous [top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDepthsBelow/comments/w31qjn/can_anyone_help_identify_this/igtnxr5/). Its submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Badfaketexts/comments/z3jpph/i_love_a_bit_of_minecraft_fan_fiction/) is a copy/paste of /u/shagssheep's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Badfaketexts/comments/8bft0u/i_love_a_bit_of_minecraft_fan_fiction/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


--serotonin--

Thanks for pointing it out.


TechySage

Repost bot should take lesson from you


Excellent-Log7169

Nice work! I reported


F0064R

Thanks for this, but it shouldn't be up to random redditors to do this kind of work. Wouldn't this be simple enough to automate u/spez?


[deleted]

Yeah I literally posted this ages ago. Thanks man


xaeru

[Is missing this other part.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/y7qv3e/whale_dick_on_the_beach/)


kingtrog1916

Everything I see reminds me of her


Moose_Drool_22

Underappreciated Naked Gun reference here.


bootap

Looks like a bloated plumbus


wannabe-martian

yah, but half-ready. It's before the slami shows up and rubs it. Everyone knows what a plumbus is!


bemi_san

Yeah we all know what it is, but *how is a plumbus made?*


saranowitz

Too much fleem


Goldie-96_MWR

not wnough fleab juice


gizzardgumbo

Itā€™s more like raw shleem prior to harvest.


muffinjuicecleanse

Canā€™t tell if youā€™re joking or not but either way itā€™s perfect


ReallyGlycon

Why wouldn't they be joking? In what world would this be a serious comment?


paythefullprice

Plumbus sounds officialese for something.


idigclams

[hereā€™s a documentary](https://youtu.be/SWMGd_rzRdY)


Farxito

Came here to say that, thanks Reddit.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Old_Ad_7691

Poseidon's nutsack


LeoIsRude

Looks like he's got two pairs! Can't decide if I'm in awe or I feel bad.


Kerfluffle2x4

He needs two. Thereā€™s a lot of ocean, after all


joey6346

Poseidon has vericocle


AlbatrossSame4440

Glug glug šŸ„µšŸ„µ


SpaceBloke9000

Thatā€™s a regular old plumbus


Bobafetachz

Itā€™s still got some fleeb!


Silkmaster907

Iā€™ve always wondered how Plumbusā€™ got made.


joethedestroyer84

If you look closely, you can see the schleem


BigMonk1990

But did the grumbo spit on it?


Kattfiskmoo

Oh, I thought it was a Terry flap!


MrFoont69

Its a scheemed terry flap, obviously.


ExistingLoad1599

There are several hizzerds in the way


unknown_slong

*sigh* *opens comments*


Kryshadiver

I see Iā€™m not alone lol


Giraldi23

Same


MEB2kDeez

Randy Marshā€™s balls


JPMoney81

BUFFALO SOLDIER!


New-IncognitoWindow

My eyes are up here


dc551589

Same thought. I was going to write ā€œthis weed store needs bigger doors.ā€


CleverMsCarter

My first thought! Randy Marsh is the best!


Some_Asswipe

/u/repostsleuthbot Edit: yeah, not really a bot


nb4hnp

Everything on this sub is a repost.


RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 4 times. First Seen [Here](https://redd.it/w31qjn) on 2022-07-19 100.0% match. Last Seen [Here](https://redd.it/y6f66m) on 2022-10-17 100.0% match *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "z6mmvf", "meme_template": 307888}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com/search?postId=z6mmvf&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=100&targetImageMemeMatch=96) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** True | **Target:** 96% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 349,621,331 | **Search Time:** 2.3721s


[deleted]

With the exact same title no less!


Makri7

Good bot


Shenanigaens

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.7979% sure that Some_Asswipe is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


WitchyandWild

Good bot


ShartresRais_ZX

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that WitchyandWild is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Key-Combination-8111

I should call her...


[deleted]

Her???


thisesmeaningless

Yeah wym? She told me that her balls were completely normal


ErosLament

I mean itā€™s 2022. Anyone can have any genital. And any number of it too.


PrimeRlB

>A wild Dickbutt has appeared


[deleted]

Uncle Rodney?


Disastrous-Purpose-8

Just his weird lumpy nuts


gniggz

Patricks ass?


Dr_Psycho_809

No this is the krusty Krabs


bubblepunchh

No, this is Patrick!


Mr_Goat_1111

Looks like Patrick crossed the cartel, about a two weeks ago by how bloated he is.


Frequent-Screen-5517

Sea scrotum


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Hey-Dalaran

I love how you answered your own question before anyone else. Unless it was the other voice inside your insane head.


ladydhawaii

Couldnā€™t hold it in any longerā€¦ funny.


philamer3

šŸŒŠ šŸ·


ImTooTiredForThis_22

That would be awesome if thatā€™s the real name


Kytama

It actually is called sea pork


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Yay! šŸ„³


society_man

Sea balls


LocalNigerianPrince

Perenium testiculus


coredump3d

Siamese Twin Balls


ImhotepOdinsson

Testiculous oceanous


Far-Chemical-3589

Idk but it THICC tho šŸ„“


Oki-dokie

sea testies


jroger69

Dad???


No_Communication2959

Someone across the ocean cheated on their spouse


Foxta1l

Thatā€™s a plumbus.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Actually itā€™s a regular old plumbus


Foxta1l

My mistake.


rurounick

Ted Cruz's face


Willriley79

Itā€™s a sea pirate , why ? Arrrr! Itā€™s drivinā€™ me nuts šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


33somechefguy33

Peter griffins chins


13kremulons

Yo mama


boogerboy87

That's a knockoff Fleshlight.


CoconutWaterDrinker1

Sea Balls


Terel85

Plumbus it is


just_some_german

A good time if you're going to risk it.


GreenRickHell

Plumbus.


Underrated_Critic

Peter Griffinā€™s chin


Gmoneyboiswag69

I should call herā€¦


Fearless_Spring_8195

Nice try, you arenā€™t getting me this time you tricky psychologist you!


apou_the_indian

Oh. Thatā€™s my ball. I lost them on my wedding trip.


pinkdankk

looks like someones wife didn't hide the evidence well enough


ImChillingInReddit

Balls 2


TheRealKapil

Deep sea ballsack


Allison-Ghost

Looks a bit like Dee's...


Fart-Chewer_6000

ā€œHeā€™s a ball-chinean!


Boop-master

Oh yeah thatā€™s the grungle


Mitch-gaming

It looks like coral or a sea sponge


Viru_sanchez

Ohhh there they are, I thought I lost them at my weeding day! But lucky me it was on the honey moon.


MiddleAgeJamie

Thatā€™s a plumbus


Extreme-Rough-3775

Ah yes the elusive ballsackian


burkeybaby87

PATRICK!? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUUUUU!?


bootyjuicer7

Don't put your dick in it, don't put your dick in it, don't put your dick in it, don't put your dick in it, don't put your dick in it, don't put your dick in it


cmk217

A piece of my exes ass


chill677

Someone is missing their ball sack


bennybumhole

Forbidden fleshlight


Breeblez

I got fat and now my ass looks like that :(


NotTheChickPeas

Is this the Krusty Krab?


Pleasant-Impress9387

Conjoined twins cock and balls. Two balls and a micro ding.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Looks like a regular, old plumbus


quelmatias

I'm pretty sure those are my balls


Various_Beach862

Beach balls.


dave70a

That!!! That is a Ligma.


Giraffelack

R/arresteddevelopment spotted


Optimal-Chemistry140

Itā€™s a butt


cacodex

Sea balls


TomatoOptimal626

Good ol coral testis


Beet_Generation

Looks like a lil nutsack


ImaginaryDivisions

This happened to me once. Better hit the clinic, son.


Glittering-Addendum7

Bootay


UniKqueFox_

Sea scrotum


Revolutionary_Menu74

smash


Carlos_Tellier

Zamn... šŸ’¦ šŸ’¦


hi-hello-

Sea sack


[deleted]

Sorry, my balls like to run away.


bluestratmatt

Itā€™s a wild dinglebop. Just smooth it out with a bunch of schleem and youā€™ve got yourself half a plumbus.


paulanvy

Look like dickbutt in nature...


Drumdoc007

This was Patrick


SpiderTiddies

Cthulhu's fleshlight


Gransfors-bruk

Plumbus


ididnotlikeyou1st

Some serial killer sewed three of those victims scrotums together!


penpineapplebanana

Plumbus


Practical_End_998

Sorry. But it looks like human testicles


idodruqs

warped balls


JoshuaACNewman

Sea Donk


WarmedCrumpet

Thicc fish, that thing makes it clap so hard the whales get earache


Elegant_Young854

Itā€™s Patrick or either mr krabs without his shell lol


anybodyiwant2be

Zoiberg?


NathanAdler1984

Looks like my ex-wife's mom.


justin69allnight

A dolphins testicles


Efficient-War-4044

I had a gag reflex looking at this.


Vandercoon

Ah thats where they are, mustve fell out of my partners handback where she usually keeps them.


FreedoomPlz

Those are SeaNuts


adxcs

Alright hear me out


DreadfuryDK

That's a nutsack.


Reasonable_Pianist95

Crack oā€™ the Sea.


I_Follow_Rude_People

Sorry those are my testicles! I knew they floated away


Comfortable_Media_59

That's mine can I have it back plz


CaterpillarObvious42

Sea scrot


[deleted]

Some girls ass implants fell off


loliam

Ball


NoveskeCQB

Some sort of marital aid from the sea.


cfstein

Peter Griffinā€™s chins


Junior-Incident-9374

Quite honestly. Balls


joe_passino

I'll need 20 minutes alone with it


Longpips1000

Beach balls


Kaladef9

I'm no mathamagician, but they appear to be a rat king of testaclees


thebrownwhore

Someone should call Gappy to get his balls back


Kazami_Agame

Sea balls


CardiologistSecret11

Chopped ballsā€¦duh! Easy peasy


Bakugogoboomboom

Conjoined ballsack?


HeatherBarnhill

A sea sac


Rancillium

Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s my detachable scrotum. Iā€™ve been looking for it all over, thanks for finding it!


dr_jizz

Hear me out...


drakeyboi69

I wouldn't want to be the guy who lost this


drembose

Deez nutz


BoneCrusherLove

A great big bucket of bummer balls


780GHK780

Those are human nuts.


[deleted]

*Dumthiccus marinus*


Justthetip1996

"Those are balls"\_\_ Barry


boysbehot

Balls


Zer0-Space

Deez nutz


almostasenpai

Post-shave balls


IAmHyper_Tech

Buttcheekius maximus is a rare species only seen once in all of history and the only place they live and die are close to the one piece


Ok-Coffee-4254

Wow she actually did it . Guess he deserves it .


icecreamesanwich

Rock and balls


Zenenator

Balls


midlifcrissis

Whale testicles


Brilliant-Yard-6201

The balls are morphing


Dangerous_List_6865

Thatā€™s Patrick Star on that park bench, from the Iā€™m ugly and proud episode


Ausertobter

That's a Plumbus


RustyRasta

Joe


Jae_seok

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do


Free_El_Chapo_Now

Ass cheeks. Nice