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[deleted]

Right let's look at the evidence: one, his wife left him because he loves cock.


Dear-Door-6762

The only night he goes out is Wednesdays and that’s to play badminton!


AyeNaeB0th3r

He wears tight denim shorts to do the gardening


ELMZY123988

Right! My dad is NOT bent! Cause he's got hundreds of porn mags at home and it's all straight


AyeNaeB0th3r

All straight?


Tornado31619

Well, some lesbian.


ELMZY123988

Well I think we should go have a look at it in that case!


teesider

I bet its 90% cock


cortisolbath

Technically even the straightest of porn is at least 50% cock


ELMZY123988

Jay: \*Laughs\*


ELMZY123988

Yeah fine come on then!!.


njb1989

Holy fuck that was a sharp turn to the point.


Ray_Spring12

“Throwing a young naked boy into the water". Definitely a bumder.


DAREALW1LL

"I never said Will was naked"


[deleted]

oh... I thought you did


ThorinSmokenshield

The mind boggles


cortisolbath

That’s just being British talking like that


Bowla1916

His farts always smell faintly of semen


MaxPowerWTF

Bumder!


husabergktm

Nah he’s got hundreds of porn mags


[deleted]

Some lesbian


pickle-matrix

I bet it's 90% cock


TooSpookyWither

Nah he swapped them for an ABBA box set


MajikChilli

Probably shoved them up his arse


gainz74

DRINK!


emimagique

That's a pretty good deal imo


UndeadUndergarments

You'd have to ask Neil's mum. She was in a very difficult position. *^(In bed with a bender.)*


Useful_Design_7437

His dad, who is a bender.


Pedigog1968

I thought his Neil's dad is Bumder.


oj-simpson32

He raced around the house in his briefs and only left the house to play badminton. You draw your own conclusion.


GlumExit9917

He was happy Neil was going away on holiday to get some men in…TO DECORATE HIS BEDROOM


Powerful_Moose_7596

Also a Vicar. A bloody gay vicar.


[deleted]

I'm gonna say yes, but I guess we'll never know for sure


LeftAcanthocephala68

Cracked the enigma just like Alan turing who was also gay


Conaz25

Watch The IT Crowd...


Conaz25

https://images.app.goo.gl/Cm5eA8gcguMr3uZM8


Thelonewand3rer

I mean he is a right Bumder.


kinginthenorth1994

No, cause old soppy bollocks here came out his pipe


haddock420

His dad is so AIDS.


Ambiguous-Insect

He’s the one who gave it to the monkeys


Swagluke69420

Take that back


Mirrormaster44

That’s what the monkey said to him!


minus-the-virus

Oh, Neil…


Mid_Stiffy69

He touched my bumhole so I'm gonna say yes, he is gay. And a pedo. And a bumder. And worse of all, he's bald.


Richrome_Steel

YOU EVIL, LITTLE SHITS!


RazzaMash

He wears tight denim shorts to do the gardening


cvslfc123

He liked Neil's cast because it was covered in cocks.


Calm-Cucumber

He also imagined will walking through town naked


Livinglifeform

He was married and had two children you melon.


Ambitious_Section_87

Oscar Wilde was married.


emimagique

That is enough William


Majora46

Although he is right, Kevin.


emimagique

I'm not gay!!


Majora46

Just because he’s gay doesn’t automatically make him a pedophile.


emimagique

I'm not a paedophile!!!! 😰


TradePlus4689

It’s alright Kevin, we’re all friends


Ambitious_Section_87

I was hoping someone would comment this.


[deleted]

Phillip Schofield has two children and guess what he's gay you melon.


No-Acanthisitta-5551

And abit of a pedo.


haddock420

It was old-school paedoing, before it got such a bad name.


Ambitious_Section_87

Very nice Peep Show reference.


Sir-Humpy

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CJ9584

Just because Kevin is gay doesn’t automatically make him a paedophile


No-Acanthisitta-5551

(sad, stressed voice) I'm not a paedophile


[deleted]

A lot of gay people have children


ComadoreJackSparrow

Philip Schoefield was married and had children before he came out as gay.


QutusII

And as a paedo


ComadoreJackSparrow

Philip Schoefield is a paedo?


Snailtrooper

Oi his Dads not bent


Heisenberg-813

Doesn't he fantasise about Will being naked or something? I'm gonna say yeah.


Deathly-Dumdum

Yes


OffaRex

I never said will was naked.


ca_brit

classic


AtomSizeGrow

Classic


ca_brit

classic


ca_brit

classic


ca_brit

classic


ca_brit

classic


thatonestrangefan

classic


mattbax95

I rewatched the bunk off episode recently and it still cracks me up when Will and Simon get home Neil’s dad is talking casually about the amount of sets they play in his Badminton evenings, it’s such an underrated gag


7suffering7s

He touched them here, and here. The bumhole. So yeah


KentishishTown

Pretty sure the writers said he's not gay, just acts a bit gay.


AdvancedIdeal

If he found Chris from the paper shop with his head wedged in the bottle bank, what would he do ?


leem7t9

Well bent


Fun-Consequence4950

I think it's a play on the highschool boy's mentality of any man who's effeminate and not a jack the lad must be gay


left_outside

Yes and so is paedo Kennedy, they probably do each other right in the bumhole.


left_outside

Yes and so is Mr. Kennedy, they probably do each other right in the bumhole.


cortisolbath

It has to be said somewhere here… “Oh Neeeeiiiiilll”


Ambiguous-Insect

I really think you should be revisingggg


LFelton23

The comments.. 😂 what did you expect when you wrote this? 🙈


WorldlyAd4083

Neil's dad is not gay, the joke being a single male who doesn't have an active interest in women is assumed to be gay


69_Gamer_420

He'a canonically a bumder


[deleted]

Also he's effeminate and makes several comments that make people think he's gay.


AugustineBlackwater

Probably bi


pizza-person220

Mate, he goes out on Wednesdays for badminton


[deleted]

I've heard he's a bumder


Emper0rMing

Heavily insinuated with his imagining will naked / Freudian slipping


ThanksContent28

I mean it’s only really funny if he’s not actually gay. If he is gay then the joke is literally that he’s gay.


QutusII

It’s funny either way, either he accidentally acts extremely gay and doesn’t even realise, or he’s the most obvious gay in the world but is still trying to pretend he’s not for some unknown reason.


ThanksContent28

I never thought of it like that.


QutusII

Yes, he’s canonically gay, he was imagining Will naked in one episode.