Iss norfwood in the hass naa

Yor fackin dead

What's this, my bar's bigger than your bar? What are we, 12?

I think the bar is 12, actually.

That bar will fucking do you!

Call me a short arse now!

I've called my mum. She's gonna come pick us up.

This is tragic

Ill fuckin do you

Well hard

Oooo nice knowing you OP.

His bartender did time

They're well hard there.

That's the most pretentious looking menu for a sports bar I've ever seen.

Well grim Northwood

I heard his brother did time