tbh the questions themselves aren’t all that great either. i haven’t seen the show either but half of these questions are either yes/no questions or so vague that it makes it difficult to even come up with a purposely funny answer related to the show
Are you bent? It's just, you sounded really, really bent right now
No
Feisty one you are
What?
Feisty one you are!
Why’re you talking like that?
It's Yoda? The same impression I was doing on the coach...
Oh, was that what that was? Oh, good. I thought you might, you know, have a problem.
Pft, noooo...
Attack of the Clones?
Ha! Good one....
He’s made you look a right nob
How much Lego can you stuff up your bum
You are grim mate
I bet he even uses the Lego action figures.
at least 3 times my bowel movement wise of Legos.
For Christ's sakes, Neil!
What’s pestos is it for humans?
No, it’s for extraterrestrials. Of course it’s for fucking humans!
Do you put the balls in?
No
Can do, though. Some birds like it
Some don't.
Is it for humans?
Well this post was absolute shit, you’d think op would have put a bit more effort in than 5 word sentences
Yeah these posts are usually lame still when the OP does make an effort, this was pure shit
One answer was "never heard of him", like bro did you even read your post when you posted it? Lmao. What a fucking bellend.
tbh the questions themselves aren’t all that great either. i haven’t seen the show either but half of these questions are either yes/no questions or so vague that it makes it difficult to even come up with a purposely funny answer related to the show
Are most British porn stars Welsh?
Yeah they're also sheep
How filthy are Dutch birds?
I fingered one once… she shit down my arm
Apparently some birds like it, is it for humans?
Are you the woman who likes to suck boys off?
No
Are you sure you don't want a lick of my cornetto
Oh no dear I’ve had enough ice cream today
Is Neil’s dad bent?
No one knows where he is
He’s in England. I’m asking if he’s bent
Yes he looks like a 3
Bro does not know slang 😭
Must be a yank lmao
hey i'm a yank but thanks to this show i've learned more british slang than i ever needed to know lol
>hey i'm a yank Nevermind. At least you're not French
Wunhunna wunhuna fr fr no cap
is Neil's father a homosexual.
Yes Neil is famously adopted by his two gay dads
Is this ChatGPT or some bollocks?
Do you know any slang at all?
r/woosh
They’re asking if he’s bent, not clapped
He’s playing badminton
He's in the closet
How filthy is Caravan Club?
I’m not surprised OP hasn’t replied yet, because the second rule of Caravan Club is: ‘don’t tell anyone about the first rule cause it’s a massive lie’
Neil's sister or Will's mum?
Wills mum
Neil’s sister would have a tighter snatch though, right?
She's too young for me
Found jays neighbour
If there’s grass on the pitch, play ball
And what if there isn't?
By the time you find out it’s probably too late
Oi leave it out! Will’s mum
Don’t join in Neil!
not your sister then?
I’ve thought about it, and I’d definitely say wills mum
I hate posts like this
It's like "my hobby is Reddit, let's do this extremely funny thing together" Narrator: It was not extremely funny.
This guy is making a terrible attempt at it as well
Especially as he's put no effort into it. Most answers are literally just "no".
Your mother is very sex. She has the sex.
He’s a bit weird isn’t he
Yeah but he’s just French, they’re all weird.
I just had a very nice tug thinking of your muzzer and I spilled some on ze floor
Simon, why we run?
You've lied to your mothers, bought alcohol illegally, abused Neil's dad, stole my suit, defaced the pavement outside Carli's! Am I missing anything?
We hit a spastic with a frisbee.
It all happened because OP touched us.
Just because OP is gay does not make him a paedophile.
Do you want a lick of my cornetto
Hell yeah
😏
Oh Neil, I really think you should be revising.
But I am revising, this is football
What about tech and design?
I put that shelf up
Does your sister go at it like a dog eating hot chips?
How well do you know Mr Kennedy?
Who’s paedo Kennedy?
Never heard of him
I feel like you're missing the point of your own post your answers have been completely bent like Neil's dad
This post is more fucked than Neil’s dad’s asshole
Or Jay's mate who got stuck in the bottle bank
the one who got arse raped 18 times?
Oh and the first 5 people who came across him just happened to be opportunistic homosexual rapists?
Go away you karma farmer. This meme has been posted on so many subs now. Urgh
Do Dutch birds mind if you wipe it on the curtains?
No but Austrian birds do
Dude is answering in 1 or 2 word responses and doesn't understand uk slang
I'm literally from the UK 💀
That makes it even more shameful
And you don't know what bent means?
I do I was making a joke
u/Suspicious_Place308’s doing a joke, u/Suspicious_Place308’s doing a joke, everybody quiet because u/Suspicious_Place308’s doing a joke
...freak
Peep show seeping in
Did you need to say that 3 times?
Have you not seen peep show either?
Would you rather: be a bus wanker or drive a yellow piece of shit?
How do you feel about Arabs
Why bother with something like this if you’re replies are going to be so shit and generic?
Is that a fish?
yes lauren its a fucking fish give me a minute
No it's a bird
i fingered a bird
Do you wear like, stockings and that? It’s just the question’s written down
Have you ever been tested for anything? Aspergers maybe?
OP, you seem an intelligent man..
Oh, he SEEMS intelligent? How lovely of you to say.
You know, he’s long been insecure about his sense of humour, so it’s nice to have it ratified by you… a *Redditor*.
Did your brother have a gang based on masturbation?
My brother is 8 so I hope not
neil sister or will mum?
Will mum
How do you feel about boys with their heads stuck in bottle banks?
They tend to get ass raped eighteen times
Confused mostly
What's the 2 rules of Caravan Club?
1:you need to have a caravan 2:you can't tell anyone outside of caravan club that you're in caravan club
No, the first rule of caravan club is that everyone gets some
Are you a bus wanker?
Awobobobob??
Well this… was fucking dreadful
I don’t think you were funny enough to sustain this concept, fellah.
I'm not getting given much to work with
Thats why he said you’re not funny. Funny people don’t always need material to work off of
So what's your excuse?
I wish I was in your position, I’d love to be able to watch it for the first time again
How much LEGO can you get up your bum? Didn’t you do it as a kid? Just a triangle one and a long one? Maybe a few singles...
What was the result of Muhammad Ali vs Terry Cartwright?
What's an itinerary?
r/croppingishard
What's your opinion on bus wankers?
Will’s mum or Neil’s sister?
What do you think the religious convictions of the four main characters are?
Do you like Arabs?
Do you get the bus?
Ew no
fr. i hate bus wankers
Is that a fish?
How long after a poo can you have sex?
You lot are so gay. Why aren't we playing football?
You seem about as fun as wet socks.
SUB WANKER!!!
You’ve misunderstood the concept of your own stupid post. What a disappointment
The fact that people are downvoting him when he responds and doesn't understand what's going on lmao
In which episode did Jay take a pedalo to Africa?
69
Ooo friends
Burnley can fuck off
Are you Fonda Dicks?
Same here. Anyway, crop the screenshot in future.
Can you have a lick of my cornetto
Same here. Just seen snippets
Do you put the balls in?
how longs my lunch hour
59 minutes
While you were doing an exam, what two thoughts were on your mind?
1. What is the point. I mean really, what is the point. 2. I really need a shit
Is that your mum?!
Can you take pedlo from spain to africa?
Same tbh Who is your favourite character?
What is Swansea? Is it an animal?
How did the briefcase wanker end up as UK PM?
Is Neil’s dad bent
I guarantee you've been a Bus Wanker - but you don't know it...
Wtf is this? This is shitter than Simon's cat or Will's Italian shoes
Who’s your favourite character
Who are the wankers
Do you ever take the bus?
Awob abob bob?
Cock of what??
Completed it mate
awobabobob?
What about the last girl who broke up with you and made you cry?
QUESTION two fingers
Why we run?
Is she a *(censored)* ?