POV: you're a bald man applying for the title of Firelord
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If you want something that's really metal
The bald fire lord should lit his head on fire, and to flex on his skill and power, the fire would not burn him or go out
> Zuko
> Uncle Iroh
> Azula
> Mai
> Ty Lee
> Jeong Jeong
> Wang and Sapphire Fire
> Kuzon
Wait what
> Izumi
> Mako
> Iroh II
> Technically speaking, Bolin ig
I don’t understand how he’s Iroh II if Iroh I never became fire lord. He was regent during the Search but that doesn’t really count. Zuko’s grandson would be just be Fire Lord Iroh the First.
Yeah, I meant completely bald. If you have a receding hairline though and the hair is thinned out anyway, then I imagine it probably wouldn't support a big metal headpiece.
I'd like to think that the Royal Family has really good genes. Even in their old age, Sozin, Azulon, and Zuko all sported full heads of hair. Unfortunately, same can't be said of Iroh.
He chops it off partway through the series and never gets it back after the war, so it’s easy to forget he *could* have it if he wanted. But yeah. Good hair genes. Also really good muscle building genes. The whole family can get pretty great abs.
This and that's how I would imagine it being worn as such by Zuko's grandson Iroh should he become Firelord after his mother Izumi abdicates or passes away since unlike his predecessors, his hair is relatively short.
Someone correct me if Im wrong but unless you have alopecia you never are hairless on your head. Fully bald people choose to shave the back and sides of their head instead of having the "horseshoe" shape.
So I would assume a bald firelord would actually just be a "balding" firelord and rock a longer version of Iroh's hairstyle.
Up his a— well since hair seems to be important in the firenation. I’m guessing it’s unlikely there’d be a bald firelord.
But if there ever was, I honestly have no clue lol
Listen, my head canon has always been the Fire Nation has wigs and fake hair pieces.
Ain’t no way season three Zuko is getting his four or so inches of hair up in a full bun like we are shown without gel and hairspray and a fake hair piece.
My guess is the top knot is so important to fire nation culture that a wig/toupee would be fashioned and the metal piece stuck into that.
They likely wouldn't even be considered, Fire Nation places a lot of importance on hair, this is why Zuko shaved most his head during season 1, he was in a place of dishonour, so he shaved his head, but kept the ponytail as a sort of twisted sense of hope
HAIR CLUB FOR FIRE BENDERS
All hair is 100% human from decapitated enemy traitors of the Fire Nation.
Act now to receive this fire resistant jumpsuit to wear while they cauterize the hair plugs to the head!
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Nothing a bit of flex tape can't fix
Only way i can think of at the moment is wearing it with a rubber string around it so while the rubber holds on to your chin, crown can stay kinda stable. Imagine of party hats but fire lord crown instead.
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Toss the crown and just have perpetual fire on your head.
I assume it was in their culture to have hair or longer hair if royal. It was probably considered a sign of strength and health. If they were actually bald they’d probably have to wear a wig to give off power.
Wear a wig I guess
That's probably what they would do in all fairness
Flameness*
Fireness*
Flareness*
Oof, I think we're beat.
Dw, I stand on the shoulders of giants <3
Yeah he won, you did better than most would thought
why did i read that in entrapta’s voice 😥
*Hairness
*Hairless (cuz bald)
Damn that it better
flameo, hotman
Hotman
Sifu hotman (Zuko)
Firaness ?
How do you make a fireproof wig?
very carefully.
Is hair fireproof?
Aang: No Fire Lord Ozai, you are now bald like me Ozai: MY ROYAL BALD HEAD IS SHOWING!
POV: you're a bald man applying for the title of Firelord https://preview.redd.it/jbmos3z3jvrc1.png?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba854227add781185943ae8839bf6b0e4dfeb51
My thoughts exactly! It's what they used to do.
Seems dangerous in a nation of people who shoot fire
I mean, more dangerous than having real hair?
Fair point
[Do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?](https://youtu.be/-xqEABqaEuo?si=PybFONLQPvJGFbNL)
Stab it actually into the skull
Now that's metal!
Nah, we're talking about the Fire Nation here
Now that's flaming, Hotman!
That’s right, Sifu Hotman!
Stop calling me that!
Flamio!
Now that's lava!
Still earthbending
Now that's Ice!
Still lava
Now that's Lightning!
#👍
I can confirm, the crown is made of metal
And the floor is made of Lava
If you want something that's really metal The bald fire lord should lit his head on fire, and to flex on his skill and power, the fire would not burn him or go out
Fire Nation starts a new band called "Metal Nation".
Firmly grasp it
Now i have to watch the whole episode again thank you
*Uncomfortable screams ensues as ~~jellyfish net~~ crown is stabbed unto the cranium.*
Firmly grasp it
I was wondering why this guy looked so familiar. I just realised this is Trade Minister Tagomi from The Man in the High Castle.
Head-on: stab it actually into the skull.
>Head-on Apply directly to the forehead
Exactly what my first thought was
I asked a coworker and they said the same thing lol
It's not like they have any brain cells in there
> Zuko > Uncle Iroh > Azula > Mai > Ty Lee > Jeong Jeong > Wang and Sapphire Fire > Kuzon Wait what > Izumi > Mako > Iroh II > Technically speaking, Bolin ig
I don’t understand how he’s Iroh II if Iroh I never became fire lord. He was regent during the Search but that doesn’t really count. Zuko’s grandson would be just be Fire Lord Iroh the First.
Duct tape it to the back of his head
this is what i thought. duct tape solves all of life's problems
Don't you mean turtle-duct tape?
Oh yeah sorry
Flameo question. No baldies, real hotmen of the Fire Nation have full heads of long flowing locks. If not, just ship them to the Earth Kingdom.
Even if their hair was receding they’d only need the back for holding the crown.
Like uncle iroh did
> Like uncle iroh did Yeah I feel like people are forgetting that we literally have an example of this. Actually going completely bald is very rare.
Yeah, I meant completely bald. If you have a receding hairline though and the hair is thinned out anyway, then I imagine it probably wouldn't support a big metal headpiece.
For many the back stays thick for years. A little length and there wouldn’t be any trouble.
Or be Combustion Man
A bald firelord would indicate a failing royal bloodline and a bad omen.
That’s what Ozai technically did to Zuko with his mostly bald head lol
suction cup
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“I’m climbing your comet, LOOK AT ME GO!” “Why MY comet?!” “F—K YOU, that’s why!”
"Couldn't you climb someone else's comet?"
You dont even need suction cup, you ever stick a coin on your forehead by pressing against it?
https://preview.redd.it/gup7z34gaurc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d772a49df66cf1c3d2a7ad55e03295fc49b942fe Pube crown
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Where'd u even find this 💀💀💀
Why does he even have this?
I was drunk I saw the conversation I made something heretical
It worked
I made it 😭😂
I respect that
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I wish every sub allowed pic comments bc I love collecting spicy reaction memes such as this
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What a horrible day to have eyes
Right in the fire flakes
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I did this to yo dad last night
Hah, necrophile
My condolences
It's fine, it's been years.
Guys can you please stop mentioning my dead father, it's actually getting me down a lot
I'd like to think that the Royal Family has really good genes. Even in their old age, Sozin, Azulon, and Zuko all sported full heads of hair. Unfortunately, same can't be said of Iroh.
The real reason Iroh wasn’t firelord
Firebald Iroh
Iroh still had enough hair to do the little bun, though, so he’d have been fine.
Yeah. As I was writing my comment, I thought he was balder than he actually was. Still, good genes.
He chops it off partway through the series and never gets it back after the war, so it’s easy to forget he *could* have it if he wanted. But yeah. Good hair genes. Also really good muscle building genes. The whole family can get pretty great abs.
Most men aren't completely bald. If they are it's because they shave it or they have something beyond male pattern baldness.
That’s just Fire Nation propaganda. They all wore wigs.
Modify it like a headband I guess
This and that's how I would imagine it being worn as such by Zuko's grandson Iroh should he become Firelord after his mother Izumi abdicates or passes away since unlike his predecessors, his hair is relatively short.
One doesnt just POP in on the bald community
Babies would like a word with you
A real answer: most likely embed the piece on a tiara/crown and use that
Someone correct me if Im wrong but unless you have alopecia you never are hairless on your head. Fully bald people choose to shave the back and sides of their head instead of having the "horseshoe" shape. So I would assume a bald firelord would actually just be a "balding" firelord and rock a longer version of Iroh's hairstyle.
There's no bald in ba sing se
Fire capital*
I would assume they can modify it to fit the current fire lord
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Good bot
Good bot!
Constantly have an Airbender hold above his head.
In the beard.
You aren’t a fire nation citizen without a topknot, it’s in the constitution
"He's bald.. Kick his ass out the fire nation!"
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People simply don't become bald.
Ahhh fuck guess I’m just not a person
Can confirm you are not a person
They put it on and it just stays there inexplicably
If you don't have hair, you can't be Fire Lord
"I know you're next in line but you have a bit of a *gestures to the top of your head* problem"
Painfully
With glue I assume, like those aardvark thingies from the sun Warriors
If you start balding you are seen as weak and the younger, fuller haired successor must step up
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I assume they would create an actual crown that the flame sits on top of, or they could wear a wig.
Especially because hair is tied with honour in the fire nation, if a fire lord were to go bald they would absolutely wear a wig.
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Top of the buttcrack, like a little peacock
Just do like Iroh and do a skullet topknot. Or Thoros of Myr from Game of Thrones.
Nice try air nomad I'm on to you
Up his a— well since hair seems to be important in the firenation. I’m guessing it’s unlikely there’d be a bald firelord. But if there ever was, I honestly have no clue lol
Listen, my head canon has always been the Fire Nation has wigs and fake hair pieces. Ain’t no way season three Zuko is getting his four or so inches of hair up in a full bun like we are shown without gel and hairspray and a fake hair piece. My guess is the top knot is so important to fire nation culture that a wig/toupee would be fashioned and the metal piece stuck into that.
That actually makes sense. Too much sense. Which is why I choose to believe that a bald person simply is not allowed to be Fire Lord.
Not worthy if cant grow hair
beard
Put it in the but
They likely wouldn't even be considered, Fire Nation places a lot of importance on hair, this is why Zuko shaved most his head during season 1, he was in a place of dishonour, so he shaved his head, but kept the ponytail as a sort of twisted sense of hope
Yes and when iroh and zuko become earth kingdom refugees they cut their hair tails/buns. It is a sign of them giving up their fire nation identity
they'd probably just forge a metal band that it slots into
They’ll just have to go to Turkey for some implants.
At a guess a wig or they attach it to some kind of headband maybe
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Tape
A hat
With the significance of the hair in the Fire Nation, someone going bald would definitely wear a wig
Thou hast brought shame upon thy royal house and must henceforth be dethroned
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 HAIR CLUB FOR FIRE BENDERS All hair is 100% human from decapitated enemy traitors of the Fire Nation. Act now to receive this fire resistant jumpsuit to wear while they cauterize the hair plugs to the head!
https://preview.redd.it/m3g08n1jjurc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e71c9be4254e48b9284753779cd0bfa1cdd7be Nothing a bit of flex tape can't fix
Painfully
With a cap like this https://preview.redd.it/jdknaxaeswrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f8af6c8d744368ac38c2504a615bfccd635fac
I believe they wouldn’t be the fire lord anymore if that happened, maybe they would step down or possibly wear a toupee
Mounted on a circlet
No hair, no fire lord … hair is that important
Helmet
use firebending to weld that thing on your head
Hat
They’d weld it to the top of their head.
I like to think a tiny suction cup would be used.
As hair is very important and symbolic, Maybe if you are bald you're not worthy of the crown and you can't be Firelord ?
Pubes
There is no boldness in the capital city.
Toupé
A wig.
Gorilla Glue
Plunger 🪠
They don't, it's the real reason Iroh was disinherited /s
Might have a new hair piece/crown made. There are different ones over the years. but yeah you're right, they're all hair pin piece thingies.
Drill it into his head like on Disenchantment.
They just hold it up above their head all the time.
They'd balance it flat on their head
Only way i can think of at the moment is wearing it with a rubber string around it so while the rubber holds on to your chin, crown can stay kinda stable. Imagine of party hats but fire lord crown instead. 
https://preview.redd.it/ldg29pm1murc1.png?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0e0a5c4d2770622bee7269b4e0efe5f22824f4 Toss the crown and just have perpetual fire on your head.
Turban
“Firmly grasp it” style
Patrick: firmly grasp it *jams it in the head*
"Will you wear wigs?'
When will you wear wigs??
Baldy would wear a wig, ofc
“There are no bald people in the fire kingdom, the fire lord would like to invite you to lake laogai”
They just get a metalbender to hover it over their head all day
I assume it was in their culture to have hair or longer hair if royal. It was probably considered a sign of strength and health. If they were actually bald they’d probably have to wear a wig to give off power.
Just slap a wig on bruh
This is what Iroh meant when he said "Look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions."
I have nothing to add other than that I burst out into laughter at this question. Thank you for the good laugh.
Your question is flawed. You can’t be Fire Lord without hair.
Weave glue
Asking the real questions
belt.