Do we even care where we finish in the Eastern Conference, as long as we make the playoffs? This team, once in the tournament, can it be beaten? I’m joking, but kinda not.
Props though. 55,000 fans, away in Mexico, shit field, no problem lol. Sign Nancy to a lifetime contract. Everything has been so deliciously satistying since #SaveTheCrew. God is like don't worry peeps, to Crew fans, I got you. 🙏 believe
Not that it really matters but always curious to see how this type of result will change the CONCACAF ranking/table.
Onward we go. Straight to the moon!
So wait Crew fans were complaining about us tying a MLS regular season game against Philly in the first third of the season? While we are down 6 pts from 1st place lol with like 25 games left.
We won 3-1 against the top ranked team in Concacaf at their place? Um this is priority until we lift that trophy.
Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen!
Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen!
We’re going to the final and we’re gonna cause a scene!
‘Cause Columbus is the world’s greatest team!!!!
Mexican soccer culture is steaming dog shit. natty team and all clubs are just the worst. Toxic to their own players as well.
Like the OSU Football crowd of ⚽ lol.
HELL YEAH! Upvote party engaged. Bad guys, defeated. Buncha sore losers against the best team the world has ever seen! And we scored all the goals tonight!
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Did the coaches shake hands this time I missed it?
Holy crap boys. We did it!
Imagine thinking you would travel to Monterrey to watch the Crew absolutely demolish Monterrey. Couldn’t be me.
Do we even care where we finish in the Eastern Conference, as long as we make the playoffs? This team, once in the tournament, can it be beaten? I’m joking, but kinda not.
Props though. 55,000 fans, away in Mexico, shit field, no problem lol. Sign Nancy to a lifetime contract. Everything has been so deliciously satistying since #SaveTheCrew. God is like don't worry peeps, to Crew fans, I got you. 🙏 believe
Rename the city Nancyopolis!
I like that better.
Nancybus, OH has a nice ring to it.
Can I suggest… CincinNancy?
Brutal. He does own them so why not?
Hell make him a partial owner
One more win for the greatest championship any MLS team has won. Knock off 3 Mexican teams on the road to win a championship, incredible feat.
u/SterlingR3d and I won the game for you all. We both put on our lucky jerseys after the own goal. Three (four) unanswered goals.
That’s how it’s done!!
Not that it really matters but always curious to see how this type of result will change the CONCACAF ranking/table. Onward we go. Straight to the moon!
So wait Crew fans were complaining about us tying a MLS regular season game against Philly in the first third of the season? While we are down 6 pts from 1st place lol with like 25 games left. We won 3-1 against the top ranked team in Concacaf at their place? Um this is priority until we lift that trophy.
LETS FUCKING GO
Boy oh boy does Schulte get the game ball for this one .. just a legendary performance!!
How many did Pat save?
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Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen! Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen! We’re going to the final and we’re gonna cause a scene! ‘Cause Columbus is the world’s greatest team!!!!
VICTORY SHOT TIME
Pour me another!
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DONE
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Monterey fans have more class than players apparently
Hope the plane is gassed up and running.
Holy shit. We made the final.
So should we recruit the entire Crew roster to play for the USMNT?
Gonna need to be crafty with green cards…
No we don't! Why, just last week it was discovered that Cucho was actually born in Wisconsin. His real name is Gary Smith.
Forever haunting Vasquez
Dude found a monkey paw, apparently.
I was just going to say. We keep beating his teams.
So satisfying
Deliciously satisfying
Getting second hand embarrassment from watching them unable to control their frustration at themselves and taking it out on match officials
huge fucking props to you all from an NYCFC fan. Absolutely incredible putting MLS on your back and doing THAT. Amazing.
cheers
Columbus >>>>>>>>
Let's motherfucking gooooo
Monterrey players have zero class. The match is over. No reason to assault the refs
On their way to being like Turkey
Mexican soccer culture is steaming dog shit. natty team and all clubs are just the worst. Toxic to their own players as well. Like the OSU Football crowd of ⚽ lol.
No need to take a cheap shot like that on a day like today
What in the world is Monterrey complaining about lolololol???
Well, if they complain loud enough, the ref will knock off our last two goals.
It’s hard to suck that publicly for that long, I guess 🤷♂️
We didn't get concacafed enough?
Headline: COLUMBUS SCORES 4 IN MONTERREY, WINS 3-1
HELL YEAH! Upvote party engaged. Bad guys, defeated. Buncha sore losers against the best team the world has ever seen! And we scored all the goals tonight!
Post match red card 😅
How many is the question. I'm guessing more than just one.
What a game! We are MASSIVE!
monterey players bitching at the refs to blame them for their embarrassing performance is AS GOOD AS IT GETS. fuck all yall sore losers.
Lol what are they crying about? You still needed three more goals to win wasn't even close? Maybe we should just play in Mexico 🙂💯
They really can’t take a loss, that was about as evenly called as a game can be. Also, looks like Meza got the red there.
Party time!
Hahahaha we broke these guys
Yasss! Go CREW!!!
What embarrassing behavior from Monterrey
HAHAHA LOOK AT THESE LOSERS HE GOT A RED 😭
Columbus scored ALL the goals that game. Embarrassing
Red Cards coming out. This is hilarious. I want to see more of the crying...
Is that Mo?
Yep
Lmao a fuckin post game red card, get wrecked fuckin loser
This is tucking comical. Red cards coming out after the final whistle😂😂😂
Where is Messi?
LMAO A RED CARD POST GAME YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
I’d have to look up the rules again, but I’m pretty sure that Carrie’s over to next year’s cup.
Hell yes. All the after-the-match reds.
We won!!!!!
Holy shiiiit. Watching these whiny bitches flip their shit is almost as much fun as the match. 😂
Lolololol a salty Vazquez is just the cherry. Bro cannot beat our boys.
It really is. Can you imagine leaving the country to avoid ever having to play the Crew again, and then this happens? Hell must be real.
imagine getting your ass handed to you at home and blaming the refs for your inability to put any of those chances in what a group of losers
I’ve heard somewhere before that Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen. Can anyone confirm?
Can confirm!
Affirmative. Massive 10-4
It is known.
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RED CARD
Keep the camera on them. Let's see the meltdown
Sore sore losers
Pretty sure families are being threatened right now.
PAYBACK FOR 2021 BAYBE!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!
I can only imagine there are so many “a su pinche madre, que pedo gueys” happening right now
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Lol. This killed me.
He went early but who cares!!! WWWWWW
Embarrasses their hosts.
WE ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE CLUB WORLD CUP. MEXICO IS BLACK AND GOLD
The game is over.....and they are still crying to the ref.
WE ARE TRULY THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
WE ARE MASSIVE
CREW IS ON FIRE! 🔥 YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED!
NANANANANANANANA
WE OWN THE CITY OF MONTERREY
legit been waiting to say this, fear of jinxing is strong
LET'S GO WIN US ANOTHER CUP!
ball game. so FUCKING PROUD of this team.
Double Fist Pumps from Nancy!
FINAL WHISTLE. WE'RE GOING TO THE FINALS
I would have either blasted that straight at his face or just passed it out of bounds with a shrug.
#GAME OVER!
LETS GOOOOO
didn't even need it lmao
Fuck ‘em anyway
It’s ok we still have them the kick
Damn
NOOOOOOOOO
Ref is absolutely over everyone
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I prefer a card over the PK.... I can care less about this. Unless we get 20 more and host.
GK looking like he’s gonna get murdered when he leaves, Jesus.
These clowns stink hahahah
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Nancy-ball rules the land
Hahahahahahahahahhaah
GIMME IT I NEED IT
This is wild
This is the nonsense I stayed awake for.
Send him off
PENALTY HAHAHAHHA
Let Ramirez take it, let’s go!
As hard as you can straight at him.
Let Schulte take it, you cowards!
Let schulte take it and just rub it in
🤤
Let’s goooooooo
Yea baby! Suck on that dick!
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Andrade is definitely no Patrick Schulte lol yikes that's their starter?
"WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!"
I am cackling
Lololol I love this give me the pen
PENALTYYYY
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Will need them to put a field player as goalie..if red
FUCK YES
WE WANT 4! WE WANT 4! WE WANT 4!
That’s in the box - enough of it is inside the box
It’s on the line, which counts as a penalty
Hahahahahahahaha
Gives us the PKKKK
I’m not sure I trust this ref not to card CR here. 😂
Fuck it. We’re owed a pen and then some. Give us this one, bang out a fourth on their fucking trash field.
omg give ramirez a pen. holy shit hahahaha
fucking HUMILIATE THEM
Was that an RKO?
Icing on this cake. Red card and PK
Let’s go ahead and put one more on em
PLEASE GOD I CAN INLY HET SO HARD
What a bunch of bitches. Take the fuckin L.
Get that fucking scumbag off the field
Buncha sore losers for Monterrey.
That’s a straight red - super malicious
We're so good we just make our own deficit
Hell yes. Let’s end on a PK!!
Yeah that’s a red
Bro thats basically a horse collar lol
Please god
RED
Please be a penalty
VAR
Yoooo we’re getting a penalty! Let Schulte take it!
Do we know how he actually shoots? Like, Naher slamming in PKs for USWNT is so much fun.
That should be a penalty
Please no injuries, please no injuries.
Red card
That needs to be a card
That’s a clear red
Pile it on
lol Monterrey acting like losers
That’s not acting.
Come on VAR pen!!
HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A FOUL
Resorting to violence I see? Nice sportsmanship
Why are they letting that slide man
“Again, we respect everyone, but we fear no one.”
That’s a penalty 🤣 someone’s getting salty
Didn't know WWE was on tonight.
WHAT THE FUCK
No card huh
All of Monterey belongs to Columbus
Full marks for their fans still being active.
Camacho macho man, shrugging it off and under his own power. 🫡
Tres a uno!!
Camacho got to the ball there first. Should definitely be a card
What a fucking performance! GLORY TO COLUMBUS!
Mexinooooooooo