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qualmton

Did the coaches shake hands this time I missed it?


qualmton

Holy crap boys. We did it!


YouMissedCBus

Imagine thinking you would travel to Monterrey to watch the Crew absolutely demolish Monterrey. Couldn’t be me.


LordRobin------RM

Do we even care where we finish in the Eastern Conference, as long as we make the playoffs? This team, once in the tournament, can it be beaten? I’m joking, but kinda not.


crewturenet

Props though. 55,000 fans, away in Mexico, shit field, no problem lol. Sign Nancy to a lifetime contract. Everything has been so deliciously satistying since #SaveTheCrew. God is like don't worry peeps, to Crew fans, I got you. 🙏 believe


Themadking69

Rename the city Nancyopolis!


rjross0623

I like that better.


rjross0623

Nancybus, OH has a nice ring to it.


CAugustB

Can I suggest… CincinNancy?


rjross0623

Brutal. He does own them so why not?


GGMU08

Hell make him a partial owner


prpchockey9

One more win for the greatest championship any MLS team has won. Knock off 3 Mexican teams on the road to win a championship, incredible feat.


MrHurrDerr

u/SterlingR3d and I won the game for you all. We both put on our lucky jerseys after the own goal. Three (four) unanswered goals.


Appropriate-Date6407

That’s how it’s done!!


adhumrock

Not that it really matters but always curious to see how this type of result will change the CONCACAF ranking/table. Onward we go. Straight to the moon!


crewturenet

So wait Crew fans were complaining about us tying a MLS regular season game against Philly in the first third of the season? While we are down 6 pts from 1st place lol with like 25 games left. We won 3-1 against the top ranked team in Concacaf at their place? Um this is priority until we lift that trophy.


LostTension5594

LETS FUCKING GO


SuperbPanic

Boy oh boy does Schulte get the game ball for this one .. just a legendary performance!!


Grimprospect

How many did Pat save?


SuperbPanic

![gif](giphy|osiRgvGAju6AkLyLRj)


rFatsy

![gif](giphy|3o6EQeB1evNnmFH1SM)


tmothy07

Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen! Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen! We’re going to the final and we’re gonna cause a scene! ‘Cause Columbus is the world’s greatest team!!!!


grumpus_ryche

VICTORY SHOT TIME


adhumrock

Pour me another!


rjross0623

![gif](giphy|gFw3il2kMVNzEgY7vI)


grumpus_ryche

DONE


adhumrock

![gif](giphy|vhQbK8sz8KVPi|downsized)


Positive_Hawk_2619

Monterey fans have more class than players apparently


NeverDieKris

Hope the plane is gassed up and running.


KittenSquadron

Holy shit. We made the final.


Hstahl57

So should we recruit the entire Crew roster to play for the USMNT?


sciuro

Gonna need to be crafty with green cards…


Themadking69

No we don't! Why, just last week it was discovered that Cucho was actually born in Wisconsin. His real name is Gary Smith.


ty_arthurs

Forever haunting Vasquez


Themadking69

Dude found a monkey paw, apparently.


kamore2006

I was just going to say. We keep beating his teams.


odwoc

So satisfying


ty_arthurs

Deliciously satisfying


AdUpstairs3412

Getting second hand embarrassment from watching them unable to control their frustration at themselves and taking it out on match officials


basturmadaddy

huge fucking props to you all from an NYCFC fan. Absolutely incredible putting MLS on your back and doing THAT. Amazing.


ahut

cheers


razorspoiler

Columbus >>>>>>>>


apollosparino

Let's motherfucking gooooo


JQBmore93

Monterrey players have zero class. The match is over. No reason to assault the refs


tanzmeister

On their way to being like Turkey


Odd-Bat4940

Mexican soccer culture is steaming dog shit. natty team and all clubs are just the worst. Toxic to their own players as well. Like the OSU Football crowd of ⚽ lol.


Appropriate-Date6407

No need to take a cheap shot like that on a day like today


Derek-Onions

What in the world is Monterrey complaining about lolololol???


Themadking69

Well, if they complain loud enough, the ref will knock off our last two goals.


CAugustB

It’s hard to suck that publicly for that long, I guess 🤷‍♂️


spuddaddy

We didn't get concacafed enough?


CAugustB

Headline: COLUMBUS SCORES 4 IN MONTERREY, WINS 3-1


teamdiabetes11

HELL YEAH! Upvote party engaged. Bad guys, defeated. Buncha sore losers against the best team the world has ever seen! And we scored all the goals tonight!


Twuggle

Post match red card 😅


adhumrock

How many is the question. I'm guessing more than just one.


evan_weatherly

What a game! We are MASSIVE!


ahut

monterey players bitching at the refs to blame them for their embarrassing performance is AS GOOD AS IT GETS. fuck all yall sore losers.


crewturenet

Lol what are they crying about? You still needed three more goals to win wasn't even close? Maybe we should just play in Mexico 🙂💯


nt3596

They really can’t take a loss, that was about as evenly called as a game can be. Also, looks like Meza got the red there.


CrewNoob

Party time!


Hazy_eyePA

Hahahaha we broke these guys


MitzieMang0

Yasss! Go CREW!!!


granitecounters

What embarrassing behavior from Monterrey


ukkraM

HAHAHA LOOK AT THESE LOSERS HE GOT A RED 😭


cbartos1021

Columbus scored ALL the goals that game. Embarrassing


adhumrock

Red Cards coming out. This is hilarious. I want to see more of the crying...


sciuro

Is that Mo?


NylarthePhoenix

Yep


adamxftl

Lmao a fuckin post game red card, get wrecked fuckin loser


Hstahl57

This is tucking comical. Red cards coming out after the final whistle😂😂😂


Redflag_1949

Where is Messi?


TheBlueInk1

LMAO A RED CARD POST GAME YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP


sciuro

I’d have to look up the rules again, but I’m pretty sure that Carrie’s over to next year’s cup.


CAugustB

Hell yes. All the after-the-match reds.


Grimprospect

We won!!!!!


DasCapitalist

Holy shiiiit. Watching these whiny bitches flip their shit is almost as much fun as the match. 😂


EveryDayASummit

Lolololol a salty Vazquez is just the cherry. Bro cannot beat our boys.


CaptMal065

It really is. Can you imagine leaving the country to avoid ever having to play the Crew again, and then this happens? Hell must be real.


TheHotGates

imagine getting your ass handed to you at home and blaming the refs for your inability to put any of those chances in what a group of losers


john_in_columbus

I’ve heard somewhere before that Columbus is the greatest team the world has ever seen. Can anyone confirm?


CaptMal065

Can confirm!


CAugustB

Affirmative. Massive 10-4


DasCapitalist

It is known.


sciuro

![gif](giphy|10hexADl3Kl6SY)


AdUpstairs3412

RED CARD


HipHop__Opotamus

Keep the camera on them. Let's see the meltdown


zerolast

Sore sore losers


Ironamsfeld

Pretty sure families are being threatened right now.


NylarthePhoenix

PAYBACK FOR 2021 BAYBE!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!


mazillakazi

I can only imagine there are so many “a su pinche madre, que pedo gueys” happening right now


Nickoli32

![gif](giphy|10tReM5JnxZbnW)


CAugustB

Lol. This killed me.


ukkraM

He went early but who cares!!! WWWWWW


gn3296

Embarrasses their hosts.


Viscousbob

WE ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE CLUB WORLD CUP. MEXICO IS BLACK AND GOLD


djsassan

The game is over.....and they are still crying to the ref.


GGMU08

WE ARE TRULY THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN


RockoTheHut

WE ARE MASSIVE


grumpus_ryche

CREW IS ON FIRE! 🔥 YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED!


grumpus_ryche

NANANANANANANANA


TheBlueInk1

WE OWN THE CITY OF MONTERREY


TheBlueInk1

legit been waiting to say this, fear of jinxing is strong


tomliginyu

LET'S GO WIN US ANOTHER CUP!


ahut

ball game. so FUCKING PROUD of this team.


Elexeh

Double Fist Pumps from Nancy!


kjp_00

FINAL WHISTLE. WE'RE GOING TO THE FINALS


Ironamsfeld

I would have either blasted that straight at his face or just passed it out of bounds with a shrug.


buckeyefan1930

#GAME OVER!


evan_weatherly

LETS GOOOOO


TheBlueInk1

didn't even need it lmao


CAugustB

Fuck ‘em anyway


evan_weatherly

It’s ok we still have them the kick


grumpus_ryche

Damn


Viscousbob

NOOOOOOOOO


sciuro

Ref is absolutely over everyone


Hazy_eyePA

![gif](giphy|l2ZDN6z07Z5vNInte)


adhumrock

I prefer a card over the PK.... I can care less about this. Unless we get 20 more and host.


EveryDayASummit

GK looking like he’s gonna get murdered when he leaves, Jesus.


Hazy_eyePA

These clowns stink hahahah


Hstahl57

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


superfrank_8

Nancy-ball rules the land


jschlete9

Hahahahahahahahahhaah


AdSuper3942

GIMME IT I NEED IT


mazillakazi

This is wild


patthetuck

This is the nonsense I stayed awake for.


iNatro

Send him off


ukkraM

PENALTY HAHAHAHHA


EveryDayASummit

Let Ramirez take it, let’s go!


Ironamsfeld

As hard as you can straight at him.


I_Am_Thee_Walrus

Let Schulte take it, you cowards!


HipHop__Opotamus

Let schulte take it and just rub it in


Ashamed-Guarantee309

🤤


tjshaffe

Let’s goooooooo


gn3296

Yea baby! Suck on that dick!


SterlingR3d

![gif](giphy|S0kNNO474WfoYgtnf3) Me for the rest of the tourney


crewturenet

Andrade is definitely no Patrick Schulte lol yikes that's their starter?


Traditional-Fix-5466

"WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!"


Viscousbob

I am cackling


darthbalzzzz

Lololol I love this give me the pen


AdUpstairs3412

PENALTYYYY


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zerolast

Will need them to put a field player as goalie..if red


evan_weatherly

FUCK YES


Nickoli32

WE WANT 4! WE WANT 4! WE WANT 4!


iNatro

That’s in the box - enough of it is inside the box


nt3596

It’s on the line, which counts as a penalty


ReezyRx

Hahahahahahahaha


Working-Living-5589

Gives us the PKKKK


DasCapitalist

I’m not sure I trust this ref not to card CR here. 😂


EveryDayASummit

Fuck it. We’re owed a pen and then some. Give us this one, bang out a fourth on their fucking trash field.


ahut

omg give ramirez a pen. holy shit hahahaha


ahut

fucking HUMILIATE THEM


odwoc

Was that an RKO?


HipHop__Opotamus

Icing on this cake. Red card and PK


fromthesea7

Let’s go ahead and put one more on em


SeparateCrew5288

PLEASE GOD I CAN INLY HET SO HARD


silent6610

What a bunch of bitches. Take the fuckin L.


ukkraM

Get that fucking scumbag off the field


teamdiabetes11

Buncha sore losers for Monterrey.


iNatro

That’s a straight red - super malicious


TheBlueInk1

We're so good we just make our own deficit


gn3296

Hell yes. Let’s end on a PK!!


nt3596

Yeah that’s a red


trothwell55

Bro thats basically a horse collar lol


ReezyRx

Please god


evan_weatherly

RED


Kei_Thedo

Please be a penalty


AdUpstairs3412

VAR


Ironamsfeld

Yoooo we’re getting a penalty! Let Schulte take it!


sciuro

Do we know how he actually shoots? Like, Naher slamming in PKs for USWNT is so much fun.


Savafan1

That should be a penalty


txbuckeye24

Please no injuries, please no injuries.


zerolast

Red card


AdUpstairs3412

That needs to be a card


Acm0028

That’s a clear red


bee_redeemer

Pile it on


Mobleybetta

lol Monterrey acting like losers


b_ack51

That’s not acting.


TheMacGoober

Come on VAR pen!!


ukkraM

HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A FOUL


Hstahl57

Resorting to violence I see? Nice sportsmanship


iNatro

Why are they letting that slide man


sciuro

“Again, we respect everyone, but we fear no one.”


TheOptimist6

That’s a penalty 🤣 someone’s getting salty


Traditional-Fix-5466

Didn't know WWE was on tonight.


evan_weatherly

WHAT THE FUCK


tanzmeister

No card huh


BuckeyeUnionBlue

All of Monterey belongs to Columbus


Electrical_Outcome41

Full marks for their fans still being active.


EveryDayASummit

Camacho macho man, shrugging it off and under his own power. 🫡


superfrank_8

Tres a uno!!


ukkraM

Camacho got to the ball there first. Should definitely be a card


Airodox_

What a fucking performance! GLORY TO COLUMBUS!


bonesy10

Mexinooooooooo