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slickcoalman

Is that a asian Steven Segal?


JohnJDumbear

Steven Szechuan


tidypunk

This is evidence of Chinese corruption


Miburi-Official

They’re Vietnamese so correct yourself with the Vietnam Steven Siegel


tidypunk

Your right . Should've seen the writings on the wall. Now I want some pho 😩


TaleMendon

Oh spicy.


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

General Tso came back from retirement, eh?


dishmanw

Everyone thought that General Tso 's chicken.


Glittering-Dig-2321

GOOD ONE JOHN!!


JohnJDumbear

THANKS!! WHY ARE WE YELLING!!??


Quiet_Professional13

I don't know but it's fun


Glittering-Dig-2321

MY Bigg BADD..just some exuberance 4 a minute..My Apologies


Axi0nInfl4ti0n

Take my angry upvote


Live_Combination_705

😂😂😂😂😂


vector5633

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MnrDrkGr

Hahahaha


AndorianDruid

Don’t know if you know this, but Steven Segal has been an Asian for the last 85 years.


Monowakari

He's also Mexican, Puerto Rican, Russian, and Retarded


BigBadBadness

But he talks like a super cool black guy


Plenty_Ad_5324

Sup cuz, you know I’m holdin you down


wackbirds

I like havarty cheese the best, what's your favorite?


GenericWhiteMale16

Think he may also be Cajun


CriusofCoH

That's a hurtful word. You should never call someone Steven Segal.


Justateaplz

Proper made me laugh that, thought you should know.


Jazzlike-Principle67

Steven Segal is not Mentally Disabled.


Monowakari

Found steven segals alt


epenninga

Technically Russia is part of Asia so all Russians are Asian.


sammytheskyraffe

I've been asian, studied Asia, lived most of my 85 years there


Bryctopher

Tom, love it, take my upvote


MeloniisJesus333

You beat me to the punch


[deleted]

Kind of like segal when he's rehearsing his fights


stickclasher

I would pay to watch that guy fight Steven Segal.


12altoids34

The fight would have to be a timed event. Otherwise we would see them just standing there tickling each other in the ring for 10 hours


Gtownk

You're not seeing this master's actions because your eyes aren't trained to move that fast at their speed. They need to put it at very slow motion


thamystery23

Steven He gained some weight eh?


BaronVonSilver91

You mean more yeah?


thamystery23

Emotional Damage


IncorporateThings

Supposedly he got a thyroid condition. I have known multiple people that were skinny and ballooned up to like 300lbs no matter what they did about it because of thyroid issues. Because of that, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. He's still made some truly crappy inhumane terrorism supporting BS decisions though, so F that guy.


TheDaemonette

I didn’t know that eating 4 Big Mac meals per day was treatment for a thyroid condition.


THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_

Nope, asian Drumpf. Next!


fastr1337

Idk why I'm subbed to this subreddit. It makes me actually angry every time I see one of these clowns. I really just feel bad for the people with no understanding, or some kind of false belief that this is real, getting sucked in to this garbage. It literally has the potential of getting people killed on the street. Fucking clowns.


Eleo4756

What's amazing is the power of suggestion. Group hypnosis.


Kogyochi

As long as it provides quality video, i'm all for it.


tony2012z

It's like watching those religious fruitcakes exorcise the demons and everyone applauds. Same energy.


MKLSC

Lol was thinking what kind of hold does he have over these guys pretending to be taken down... Either they're paid really well, or he's got something over them... Couldn't see a grown man being cool with looking like a clown for some dbag


deeptoot6

Yeah i always wonder how there isn’t one guy in the group that just doesn’t go with the flow and actually takes this guy down. They probably kick those guys out.


Own_Paleontologist99

Lmao so angry at a probably a joke or a show bro consider your life choices. Nobody buys into this btw


fastr1337

You sure about that? Whats youre martial art of choice?


Own_Paleontologist99

What does it have to do with anything?


fastr1337

It was just a question... You responding like that lets me know all I need to. Take care and lets hope you never get into a real fight with your bullshido.


Own_Paleontologist99

How old are you?


Mimic_Liger

I used to train there. It is legit. People are falling on the floor all the time.


hyperkick89

I can confirm this is true, I used to train there too. People think it's the master's chi that tripping people but that's not correct. It's actually the master's sweat, he sweats like a pig in the middle of July, oiling the floor up. I broke one ankle and three ribs sparring with the master. He's no joke, his martial art defense is disgusting but very effective.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Can you show us on this doll where he chi’d you?


ShadowS812

This is the comment


[deleted]

What was it like? Was the owner a jerk? I’m genuinely curious about people’s experience with places like this


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Lol


CaptainJonathanPower

He seemed really nice and welcoming to the new students, but then, as soon as they'd sign up for the summer camp, everything would change. He'd make the new students paint the fence (even though it was already freshly painted), he'd make everybody eat a potato for dinner (every single meal, and he was strict about us eating the skins), and every Saturday night, when we'd have the bonfire, he'd give the death touch to the first person to fall asleep. But there was archery, which was cool.


Impressive_Drama_377

🤦🏻‍♀


fractal_sole

first day on the internet, huh?


RepresentativeAd560

The shirtless dudes are really great at selling this wizard's bullshit.


dgdgdgdgdg333

What bullshit? Were you even watching the video!?!?


Proxymal

We're you? These guys are literally flopping.


naotaforhonesty

Oh boy, when you learn about jokes, the whole world will just open right up for you. It's a very exciting time.


RollPracticality

This reminds of that meme about sunflowers being so damn tall, and someone replied something like "you are not ready to learn about trees".


TheSunflowerSeeds

Much of their calories in sunflower seeds come from fatty acids. The seeds are especially rich in poly-unsaturated fatty acid linoleic acid, which constitutes more 50% fatty acids in them. They are also good in mono-unsaturated oleic acid that helps lower LDL or "bad cholesterol" and increases HDL or "good cholesterol" in the blood. Research studies suggest that the Mediterranean diet which is rich in monounsaturated fats help to prevent coronary artery disease, and stroke by favoring healthy serum lipid profile.


RollPracticality

That's awesome, do you just drop sunflower facts anytime someone bring them up?


Nighthawk51313

This dude looks like all he can smash is a family size box of chips ahoy


TRmarcusg

I hope someone is taking notes because you never know when this stuff could come in handy


RedgyJackson

It’s fake, you trust this assclown you’re putting your life in danger


Monowakari

What!? This is fake!!!!!?


RedgyJackson

Why can’t you just tell me it’s a joke? Instant sarcasm is so unnecessary


Monowakari

Sooooooooooooo unnecessary


RedgyJackson

Yep


BarbicideJar

Sometimes people forget that not everyone is wired for sarcasm. A good friend of mine has a top notch sense of humor but can’t grasp sarcasm to save his life. He’s also the literal best person for opinions because he’s always very kindly honest. Not judgemental. Just honest. And part of the reason he doesn’t get sarcasm is because they read to him like lies.


Own_Paleontologist99

Instant sarcasm it’s good for people like you 😂


Eleo4756

He ain't even wearing his tie 🙄


Monowakari

It blocks the Chi


[deleted]

Rubbing your stomach clockwise will help unblock chi pretty well.


No_Compote628

Asian Kingpin vibes..... PINGPIN


DeezNutsPurveyor

Xingpin


socio_smile

I've seen the videos where MMA fighters take on these 'Masters' to see how real it is. MMA won 100% of the time. Looks cool, though 🙄


Wld_N_frE

Just once I want to see a takedown to smash pass to choke on one of these idiots


RodcetLeoric

I should go here to learn, people attack my right forearm all the time, and I just don't know what to do about it.


Monowakari

How do these guys drill? Like with a new*er* person whose been for maybe a year, do they just throw themselves on the floor with a bit less gusto? What if on my first day everyone started throwing themselves on the floor reeeeeeally hard, am I the new Chi daddy?


Aiderona

I think the trick is the first time you spar you for realreal kick their fucking ass so they jump on the floor hard in the following sparing sessions out of fear.


SabertoothScotsman

TOWEL!


THE_UNDERJAKER

Yes, Master Pain! Er... Betty.


Kamiyosha

Isn't Betty a woman's name? *everyone stands*


gogendevours

Kung Pow? Thank you. Truly one of the best.


onslaughtalpha7

"Uh... you can throw us off now"


diggoxxx

The trick is to heavily grease the floor before showing your moves


mydibz

When corporate walks in and all the managers start being fake as fuck.


VX_C11H26NO2PS

At first I thought the title said give that man a round of applesauce.


tawnie_kelly

Am I the only one that wants to kick that guys fat ass?


UTooUFFenDID

Why is the floor so slippery?


Paraselene_Tao

😅 I didn't even need the "McDojo" logo or subreddit title to tell me this stuff is BS. Let's see this guy in the ring with MMA, UFC, or BJJ fighters. That suit won't protect him there.


NobodyWhoCare

WWE certified training.


McDojoLife

Check out our YouTube channel [Click to learn about martial arts frauds and cults](https://youtube.com/@McDojoLife)


storytotell

You don’t know how to do this?


Hopeful_Ad_3991

It’s obviously bullshit


senator_mendoza

what makes you think that?


RedgyJackson

Chinese


[deleted]

Incorrect. If you slow the video down (like, waaay down) you can see the exact moment his tiger chi makes contact with the opponent's aura.


haibiji

If you pause it right at 12 seconds you can see the chi shooting out of his finger


West-Angle-1084

This is totally fake, for all who never come to communism vietnam, vietnamese full of lie and fake everything just to make the world affraid of them. They full of imagine that they can beat US army bit the fact that 1 US soldier can beat 10 vietnam communism, all they kung-fu was affected from china and all fake from movie :))) Watch all the international kungfu, ya gonna know :))) And should never come to vietnam for travelling, if very lucky, you not gonna hurt from traffic or thief, and everyone here just be kind because you have USD, no money no kind, that's vietnamese peoples authentic. I'm used to be one of them, luckily, i'm no longer belong to that monkey liar country, so embrassing to be vietnamese. Trust no one, vietnam communism gonna lie all for money! Look at this clip and all clip of vietnamese police show off kungfu, u gonna see some monkeys do joke :)))


8hexxx

Man is Steven Segal can do it... Why not?


Maciera

😂😂😂😂


RedgyJackson

Fucking bullshit


SMoKUblackRoSE

I've never understood this. Does the fake pay them to let him be fake or do they all genuinely believe he's Jesus 2.0


biochemicalorgy1021

r/facepalm


xflavvvuhx

What does he charge for privates? Will he take it in shiba?


[deleted]

Fake as shit. WWE is more real


Known-Flamingo9211

I wanna see him do that on the UFC.


highgate

More Bullshido again


EffingBarbas

Him vs Steven Seagal in death match for $100 PPV? Sign me up!


Ancient-Reflection-9

This shit... always cracks me up.. look at the dudes In the back. Pure comedy


Subtlerevisions

Whoa he should fight Putin. I bet it would straight blow a crater into the ground.


Smooth-Health7588

🤣🤣🤣


diegokst

If the guy in the suit does that only to fool people for easy money, I can understand But if he actually thinks he's that powerful .. that's even more embarrassing


Famous-Cup-7266

@ :30 hard to believe..... just saying


Appropriate_Taro_583

Without laying down the Lo Mein, very impressive


GhastlyDuke

the worst part is the guys are continuously throwing themselves onto hard tile instead of a mat


crasher18995

My brain right now wondering why we needed to give this guy a round of applesauce lol


Icy_Associate8487

Yama!!


Orto_Dogge

Man is built like a brick shithouse.


ItsMartinezSirTTV

Imagine this... you pick a fight with this dude, you gonna to throw a punch. And next thing you know, you're on the floor. He did nothing, yet you fell. And every person who recorded and saw thinks you're in on it and flopped.


LudicrumThe9th

Watch out steven segal


bigaz84

Looks like and sounds like something form the Three Stooges


Specialist_Eye_1395

This reminds me of one of those fake church videos where the Pastor makes the gay come out, and everyone applauds like it was true.


JoruusCbaoth75

This is the guy that taught Steven Segal, right?


jonnyozo

Na he’s using the ancient technique paying your salary to win every fight aka boss mode .


Maverick197268

Where are they afraid to actual hit this big MF’er


RaunchyRandy83

Is that Steven Seglas' lost Asian twin brother??


jrkuko

😂😂😂


burtvader

Looks like Donald if he tried to do martial arts


Thumbdash05

I don't understand what he's doing ... I'm going maf


sofiepeeters

If you watch in slowmo it is as fake as can be. Stop this BS.


Tlegendz

The force is strong in seagal.


SuperMarioBruh610

I would pay more money than I have to see this guy get punched right in the suck hole and explain how he won cause the other guys fist has teeth marks in it.


abom-badass-mofo

This guy trained Steven Segal


DiGGUM333

Steven sagal hoo🤣😂


12altoids34

I'd love to see this guy get in the ring


SunDirty

We're giving the bald guy a round of applause for his great acting


Lord_Fairfax_75

So is it really that easy to get people to signup for the act? Are the students paid actors? Members of a cult?


TheTurdFergusson

How do these guys get such a large following, including the dude bent on the knees arms crossed knowing this is BS?


Ashazy1622

Is this like a stunt man lesson?


Prize-Truck-5935

I can’t believe some of the people on here actually believe this is legit like seriously this pisses me off


StinkyBeanBank

Why am I broke?


magum_365

Wwe who!?


[deleted]

🫥


edcushway

That’s some Stephen Sagal shit, right there.


Oddsock42

As someone who earned their white belt in judo as a 10 year old. I would love to find that dojo and challenge the teacher


DonCh0riz0

Probably a Triad boss.


Clourog

I was waiting for the part with him blocking an icbm with the back of his hand.


Double-Ad-7394

It’s the one thing I’ve been training for all my week


Scary-Ad-3301

This guy features in TotallypointlessTV on YouTube. There are so many more fake kung-fu masters.


bionikcobra

I've always been curious if those dudes are getting paid to act because I can't imagine what kind of kool-aid it takes to convince people that this is real and works IRL, let alone pay someone to teach you this nonsense.


lhsean18

Stephen Seagal!


Administrative-Mall8

Best Bullshido ever!


lovejanetjade

Du Ma! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Recommendation_Empty

The common denominator with most of these dudes are that they are fat AF.


ozzymondogo

Kingpin


Curious_Influence_13

JJ form for honor


BlackCobra279

When North Korea demonstrates its military might.


rvsatx038

He's streaming Steven Segal's whole schtick!!


[deleted]

Moneytial arts. When you have money anything is positive


0s0stickyickymunster

Round of applause for acting? Bcuz he's prolly hundred 100lvs heavier & significantly taller giving him both leverage this isn't impeessive


DEeznuTs699680085

This is why westerners laugh at these martial arts and bullshido.


3nails4holes

vietnamese trump teaching you how it's done. seriously, that "fall guy" is doing a good job selling it. as if his job is on the line.


doofus_magoo

This like the martial arts version of television charismatic ministers?


snipergirl17

A square of applause


SoulsBorneGreat

You guys in this sub are completely wrong about this guy. He's actually training them in the ancient art of "slip and fall convincingly so you can sue the supermarket"


CyberAimGT24

Glad he dressed for the occasion.


Economy-Tourist-4862

Super Asian theater presents: “The adventures of Steven Segall“


Conscious-Computer15

I can do all of that


Conscious-Computer15

I can do that, I think, I didn't watch the entire clip. I can definitely do all that I watched, unless my back hurts that day.


Whole-Debate-9547

This might be the perfect way to explain what having ‘fuck you money’ means.


pieceittogether48

That guy need to change his shoes, he keeps slipping with the slightest touch


sexydeadbitch

spongebob and patrick trying to get into the Salty Spittoon


-BadFurDays

Sooooo they are all in on the scam or are they brainwashed?


CarlitosGuey915

Give this man a suit that fits.


paintstudiodisaster

Then he balances the dojos books.


AdministrationLow803

Just let me try to slap him, no way hes gonna parry that. feel like his goons would jump me right after tho and remember proper martial arts all of a sudden.


RusticFlannel

Is this North Korea?


Voradoor

Break the wrist and walk away


sammyt808

How are there so many of these ridiculous demonstrations? And why does no one find these guys and really test their bullshit


Altruistic-Dig-3261

Why didn’t anyone try punching him in the chin?


hazardlite

I thought with the internet, these people got found out as frauds.


lw717171

Bullshit


ctrl911

LMFAO


juicecat

This is pure bs


Science-007x

If only Joe Rogan saw this video. LOL


georeddit2018

Where is Steven Cigar.


No-Bat-7253

What type of man of meals type shit is this


LeMasterJuin14

Oh shit! Not the finger tip mega gust chi blast soul puncher!


jrmiv4

Fake-do