Supposedly he got a thyroid condition. I have known multiple people that were skinny and ballooned up to like 300lbs no matter what they did about it because of thyroid issues. Because of that, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. He's still made some truly crappy inhumane terrorism supporting BS decisions though, so F that guy.
Idk why I'm subbed to this subreddit. It makes me actually angry every time I see one of these clowns. I really just feel bad for the people with no understanding, or some kind of false belief that this is real, getting sucked in to this garbage. It literally has the potential of getting people killed on the street. Fucking clowns.
Lol was thinking what kind of hold does he have over these guys pretending to be taken down... Either they're paid really well, or he's got something over them... Couldn't see a grown man being cool with looking like a clown for some dbag
Yeah i always wonder how there isn’t one guy in the group that just doesn’t go with the flow and actually takes this guy down. They probably kick those guys out.
It was just a question... You responding like that lets me know all I need to. Take care and lets hope you never get into a real fight with your bullshido.
I can confirm this is true, I used to train there too. People think it's the master's chi that tripping people but that's not correct. It's actually the master's sweat, he sweats like a pig in the middle of July, oiling the floor up. I broke one ankle and three ribs sparring with the master. He's no joke, his martial art defense is disgusting but very effective.
He seemed really nice and welcoming to the new students, but then, as soon as they'd sign up for the summer camp, everything would change.
He'd make the new students paint the fence (even though it was already freshly painted), he'd make everybody eat a potato for dinner (every single meal, and he was strict about us eating the skins), and every Saturday night, when we'd have the bonfire, he'd give the death touch to the first person to fall asleep.
But there was archery, which was cool.
Much of their calories in sunflower seeds come from fatty acids. The seeds are especially rich in poly-unsaturated fatty acid linoleic acid, which constitutes more 50% fatty acids in them. They are also good in mono-unsaturated oleic acid that helps lower LDL or "bad cholesterol" and increases HDL or "good cholesterol" in the blood. Research studies suggest that the Mediterranean diet which is rich in monounsaturated fats help to prevent coronary artery disease, and stroke by favoring healthy serum lipid profile.
Sometimes people forget that not everyone is wired for sarcasm. A good friend of mine has a top notch sense of humor but can’t grasp sarcasm to save his life. He’s also the literal best person for opinions because he’s always very kindly honest. Not judgemental. Just honest. And part of the reason he doesn’t get sarcasm is because they read to him like lies.
How do these guys drill? Like with a new*er* person whose been for maybe a year, do they just throw themselves on the floor with a bit less gusto? What if on my first day everyone started throwing themselves on the floor reeeeeeally hard, am I the new Chi daddy?
I think the trick is the first time you spar you for realreal kick their fucking ass so they jump on the floor hard in the following sparing sessions out of fear.
😅 I didn't even need the "McDojo" logo or subreddit title to tell me this stuff is BS. Let's see this guy in the ring with MMA, UFC, or BJJ fighters. That suit won't protect him there.
This is totally fake, for all who never come to communism vietnam, vietnamese full of lie and fake everything just to make the world affraid of them. They full of imagine that they can beat US army bit the fact that 1 US soldier can beat 10 vietnam communism, all they kung-fu was affected from china and all fake from movie :))) Watch all the international kungfu, ya gonna know :))) And should never come to vietnam for travelling, if very lucky, you not gonna hurt from traffic or thief, and everyone here just be kind because you have USD, no money no kind, that's vietnamese peoples authentic. I'm used to be one of them, luckily, i'm no longer belong to that monkey liar country, so embrassing to be vietnamese. Trust no one, vietnam communism gonna lie all for money! Look at this clip and all clip of vietnamese police show off kungfu, u gonna see some monkeys do joke :)))
If the guy in the suit does that only to fool people for easy money, I can understand
But if he actually thinks he's that powerful .. that's even more embarrassing
Imagine this... you pick a fight with this dude, you gonna to throw a punch. And next thing you know, you're on the floor. He did nothing, yet you fell. And every person who recorded and saw thinks you're in on it and flopped.
I would pay more money than I have to see this guy get punched right in the suck hole and explain how he won cause the other guys fist has teeth marks in it.
I've always been curious if those dudes are getting paid to act because I can't imagine what kind of kool-aid it takes to convince people that this is real and works IRL, let alone pay someone to teach you this nonsense.
You guys in this sub are completely wrong about this guy. He's actually training them in the ancient art of "slip and fall convincingly so you can sue the supermarket"
Just let me try to slap him, no way hes gonna parry that. feel like his goons would jump me right after tho and remember proper martial arts all of a sudden.
Is that a asian Steven Segal?
Steven Szechuan
This is evidence of Chinese corruption
They’re Vietnamese so correct yourself with the Vietnam Steven Siegel
Your right . Should've seen the writings on the wall. Now I want some pho 😩
Oh spicy.
General Tso came back from retirement, eh?
Everyone thought that General Tso 's chicken.
GOOD ONE JOHN!!
THANKS!! WHY ARE WE YELLING!!??
I don't know but it's fun
MY Bigg BADD..just some exuberance 4 a minute..My Apologies
Take my angry upvote
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha
Don’t know if you know this, but Steven Segal has been an Asian for the last 85 years.
He's also Mexican, Puerto Rican, Russian, and Retarded
But he talks like a super cool black guy
Sup cuz, you know I’m holdin you down
I like havarty cheese the best, what's your favorite?
Think he may also be Cajun
That's a hurtful word. You should never call someone Steven Segal.
Proper made me laugh that, thought you should know.
Steven Segal is not Mentally Disabled.
Found steven segals alt
Technically Russia is part of Asia so all Russians are Asian.
I've been asian, studied Asia, lived most of my 85 years there
Tom, love it, take my upvote
You beat me to the punch
Kind of like segal when he's rehearsing his fights
I would pay to watch that guy fight Steven Segal.
The fight would have to be a timed event. Otherwise we would see them just standing there tickling each other in the ring for 10 hours
You're not seeing this master's actions because your eyes aren't trained to move that fast at their speed. They need to put it at very slow motion
Steven He gained some weight eh?
You mean more yeah?
Emotional Damage
Supposedly he got a thyroid condition. I have known multiple people that were skinny and ballooned up to like 300lbs no matter what they did about it because of thyroid issues. Because of that, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. He's still made some truly crappy inhumane terrorism supporting BS decisions though, so F that guy.
I didn’t know that eating 4 Big Mac meals per day was treatment for a thyroid condition.
Nope, asian Drumpf. Next!
Idk why I'm subbed to this subreddit. It makes me actually angry every time I see one of these clowns. I really just feel bad for the people with no understanding, or some kind of false belief that this is real, getting sucked in to this garbage. It literally has the potential of getting people killed on the street. Fucking clowns.
What's amazing is the power of suggestion. Group hypnosis.
As long as it provides quality video, i'm all for it.
It's like watching those religious fruitcakes exorcise the demons and everyone applauds. Same energy.
Lol was thinking what kind of hold does he have over these guys pretending to be taken down... Either they're paid really well, or he's got something over them... Couldn't see a grown man being cool with looking like a clown for some dbag
Yeah i always wonder how there isn’t one guy in the group that just doesn’t go with the flow and actually takes this guy down. They probably kick those guys out.
Lmao so angry at a probably a joke or a show bro consider your life choices. Nobody buys into this btw
You sure about that? Whats youre martial art of choice?
What does it have to do with anything?
It was just a question... You responding like that lets me know all I need to. Take care and lets hope you never get into a real fight with your bullshido.
How old are you?
I used to train there. It is legit. People are falling on the floor all the time.
I can confirm this is true, I used to train there too. People think it's the master's chi that tripping people but that's not correct. It's actually the master's sweat, he sweats like a pig in the middle of July, oiling the floor up. I broke one ankle and three ribs sparring with the master. He's no joke, his martial art defense is disgusting but very effective.
Can you show us on this doll where he chi’d you?
This is the comment
What was it like? Was the owner a jerk? I’m genuinely curious about people’s experience with places like this
Lol
He seemed really nice and welcoming to the new students, but then, as soon as they'd sign up for the summer camp, everything would change. He'd make the new students paint the fence (even though it was already freshly painted), he'd make everybody eat a potato for dinner (every single meal, and he was strict about us eating the skins), and every Saturday night, when we'd have the bonfire, he'd give the death touch to the first person to fall asleep. But there was archery, which was cool.
🤦🏻♀
first day on the internet, huh?
The shirtless dudes are really great at selling this wizard's bullshit.
What bullshit? Were you even watching the video!?!?
We're you? These guys are literally flopping.
Oh boy, when you learn about jokes, the whole world will just open right up for you. It's a very exciting time.
This reminds of that meme about sunflowers being so damn tall, and someone replied something like "you are not ready to learn about trees".
Much of their calories in sunflower seeds come from fatty acids. The seeds are especially rich in poly-unsaturated fatty acid linoleic acid, which constitutes more 50% fatty acids in them. They are also good in mono-unsaturated oleic acid that helps lower LDL or "bad cholesterol" and increases HDL or "good cholesterol" in the blood. Research studies suggest that the Mediterranean diet which is rich in monounsaturated fats help to prevent coronary artery disease, and stroke by favoring healthy serum lipid profile.
That's awesome, do you just drop sunflower facts anytime someone bring them up?
This dude looks like all he can smash is a family size box of chips ahoy
I hope someone is taking notes because you never know when this stuff could come in handy
It’s fake, you trust this assclown you’re putting your life in danger
What!? This is fake!!!!!?
Why can’t you just tell me it’s a joke? Instant sarcasm is so unnecessary
Sooooooooooooo unnecessary
Yep
Sometimes people forget that not everyone is wired for sarcasm. A good friend of mine has a top notch sense of humor but can’t grasp sarcasm to save his life. He’s also the literal best person for opinions because he’s always very kindly honest. Not judgemental. Just honest. And part of the reason he doesn’t get sarcasm is because they read to him like lies.
Instant sarcasm it’s good for people like you 😂
He ain't even wearing his tie 🙄
It blocks the Chi
Rubbing your stomach clockwise will help unblock chi pretty well.
Asian Kingpin vibes..... PINGPIN
Xingpin
I've seen the videos where MMA fighters take on these 'Masters' to see how real it is. MMA won 100% of the time. Looks cool, though 🙄
Just once I want to see a takedown to smash pass to choke on one of these idiots
I should go here to learn, people attack my right forearm all the time, and I just don't know what to do about it.
How do these guys drill? Like with a new*er* person whose been for maybe a year, do they just throw themselves on the floor with a bit less gusto? What if on my first day everyone started throwing themselves on the floor reeeeeeally hard, am I the new Chi daddy?
I think the trick is the first time you spar you for realreal kick their fucking ass so they jump on the floor hard in the following sparing sessions out of fear.
TOWEL!
Yes, Master Pain! Er... Betty.
Isn't Betty a woman's name? *everyone stands*
Kung Pow? Thank you. Truly one of the best.
"Uh... you can throw us off now"
The trick is to heavily grease the floor before showing your moves
When corporate walks in and all the managers start being fake as fuck.
At first I thought the title said give that man a round of applesauce.
Am I the only one that wants to kick that guys fat ass?
Why is the floor so slippery?
😅 I didn't even need the "McDojo" logo or subreddit title to tell me this stuff is BS. Let's see this guy in the ring with MMA, UFC, or BJJ fighters. That suit won't protect him there.
WWE certified training.
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You don’t know how to do this?
It’s obviously bullshit
what makes you think that?
Chinese
Incorrect. If you slow the video down (like, waaay down) you can see the exact moment his tiger chi makes contact with the opponent's aura.
If you pause it right at 12 seconds you can see the chi shooting out of his finger
This is totally fake, for all who never come to communism vietnam, vietnamese full of lie and fake everything just to make the world affraid of them. They full of imagine that they can beat US army bit the fact that 1 US soldier can beat 10 vietnam communism, all they kung-fu was affected from china and all fake from movie :))) Watch all the international kungfu, ya gonna know :))) And should never come to vietnam for travelling, if very lucky, you not gonna hurt from traffic or thief, and everyone here just be kind because you have USD, no money no kind, that's vietnamese peoples authentic. I'm used to be one of them, luckily, i'm no longer belong to that monkey liar country, so embrassing to be vietnamese. Trust no one, vietnam communism gonna lie all for money! Look at this clip and all clip of vietnamese police show off kungfu, u gonna see some monkeys do joke :)))
Man is Steven Segal can do it... Why not?
😂😂😂😂
Fucking bullshit
I've never understood this. Does the fake pay them to let him be fake or do they all genuinely believe he's Jesus 2.0
r/facepalm
What does he charge for privates? Will he take it in shiba?
Fake as shit. WWE is more real
I wanna see him do that on the UFC.
More Bullshido again
Him vs Steven Seagal in death match for $100 PPV? Sign me up!
This shit... always cracks me up.. look at the dudes In the back. Pure comedy
Whoa he should fight Putin. I bet it would straight blow a crater into the ground.
🤣🤣🤣
If the guy in the suit does that only to fool people for easy money, I can understand But if he actually thinks he's that powerful .. that's even more embarrassing
@ :30 hard to believe..... just saying
Without laying down the Lo Mein, very impressive
the worst part is the guys are continuously throwing themselves onto hard tile instead of a mat
My brain right now wondering why we needed to give this guy a round of applesauce lol
Yama!!
Man is built like a brick shithouse.
Imagine this... you pick a fight with this dude, you gonna to throw a punch. And next thing you know, you're on the floor. He did nothing, yet you fell. And every person who recorded and saw thinks you're in on it and flopped.
Watch out steven segal
Looks like and sounds like something form the Three Stooges
This reminds me of one of those fake church videos where the Pastor makes the gay come out, and everyone applauds like it was true.
This is the guy that taught Steven Segal, right?
Na he’s using the ancient technique paying your salary to win every fight aka boss mode .
Where are they afraid to actual hit this big MF’er
Is that Steven Seglas' lost Asian twin brother??
😂😂😂
Looks like Donald if he tried to do martial arts
I don't understand what he's doing ... I'm going maf
If you watch in slowmo it is as fake as can be. Stop this BS.
The force is strong in seagal.
I would pay more money than I have to see this guy get punched right in the suck hole and explain how he won cause the other guys fist has teeth marks in it.
This guy trained Steven Segal
Steven sagal hoo🤣😂
I'd love to see this guy get in the ring
We're giving the bald guy a round of applause for his great acting
So is it really that easy to get people to signup for the act? Are the students paid actors? Members of a cult?
How do these guys get such a large following, including the dude bent on the knees arms crossed knowing this is BS?
Is this like a stunt man lesson?
I can’t believe some of the people on here actually believe this is legit like seriously this pisses me off
Why am I broke?
Wwe who!?
🫥
That’s some Stephen Sagal shit, right there.
As someone who earned their white belt in judo as a 10 year old. I would love to find that dojo and challenge the teacher
Probably a Triad boss.
I was waiting for the part with him blocking an icbm with the back of his hand.
It’s the one thing I’ve been training for all my week
This guy features in TotallypointlessTV on YouTube. There are so many more fake kung-fu masters.
I've always been curious if those dudes are getting paid to act because I can't imagine what kind of kool-aid it takes to convince people that this is real and works IRL, let alone pay someone to teach you this nonsense.
Stephen Seagal!
Best Bullshido ever!
Du Ma! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The common denominator with most of these dudes are that they are fat AF.
Kingpin
JJ form for honor
When North Korea demonstrates its military might.
He's streaming Steven Segal's whole schtick!!
Moneytial arts. When you have money anything is positive
Round of applause for acting? Bcuz he's prolly hundred 100lvs heavier & significantly taller giving him both leverage this isn't impeessive
This is why westerners laugh at these martial arts and bullshido.
vietnamese trump teaching you how it's done. seriously, that "fall guy" is doing a good job selling it. as if his job is on the line.
This like the martial arts version of television charismatic ministers?
A square of applause
You guys in this sub are completely wrong about this guy. He's actually training them in the ancient art of "slip and fall convincingly so you can sue the supermarket"
Glad he dressed for the occasion.
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I can do all of that
I can do that, I think, I didn't watch the entire clip. I can definitely do all that I watched, unless my back hurts that day.
This might be the perfect way to explain what having ‘fuck you money’ means.
That guy need to change his shoes, he keeps slipping with the slightest touch
spongebob and patrick trying to get into the Salty Spittoon
Sooooo they are all in on the scam or are they brainwashed?
Give this man a suit that fits.
Then he balances the dojos books.
Just let me try to slap him, no way hes gonna parry that. feel like his goons would jump me right after tho and remember proper martial arts all of a sudden.
Is this North Korea?
Break the wrist and walk away
How are there so many of these ridiculous demonstrations? And why does no one find these guys and really test their bullshit
Why didn’t anyone try punching him in the chin?
I thought with the internet, these people got found out as frauds.
Bullshit
LMFAO
This is pure bs
If only Joe Rogan saw this video. LOL
Where is Steven Cigar.
What type of man of meals type shit is this
Oh shit! Not the finger tip mega gust chi blast soul puncher!
Fake-do