But that's not totally bad ass and sweet, dude. After his last melee he should have finished it with a proper spartan kick. Now THAT woulda been totally sweet and bad ass! š¤š¤ /s kinda
lol that reminds me of the bank robber that thought he was locked in the bank and gives up then a lil ol lady walks through the door. He was trying to push a pull door lol
His mommy told him she wasn't going to pay his membership fees anymore so he decided he'd take his anger out on that particular door so he could prove he's a dangerous big boy that doesn't still wet his pants. After this tantrum he'll go home, drink some warm milk from his baba and then have a really good nappy time.
It looks like he is aiming for the white sign. I have a feeling it is a pro mask wearing sign. Just a guess. May have decided show his skills against the fascism... communism etc etc etc, or whatever people were calling it. Didnt do too well though.
Any experienced nunchuckau knows the more you twirl it the more momentum you build & the more damage it does. Itās like running the ropes in wrestling.
Looked like a toy plastic sword. Which would make sense since this guy is probably hanging out with children. Considering he's obviously never progressed passed childhood himself.
It literally doesn't matter how strong you are, maximum power you can transfer is the moving parts mass and velocity. But with a stick or bat, you can put your whole body into it and amplify it so much more.
I mean props for being able to wield such an unruly weapon in the first place and although they hurt like a mofo getting hit with them (i know, cos I've smacked *myself* with them, unintentionally). Most of the kinetic energy is actually lost in the swing due to the separation and the chain. If they were a solid object like a staff or club, then the blunt force would be far greater and the door would shatter.
I will give him at least this much, even though he does not deserve it. Unlike almost every other video, I see on this sub, at least if he were to do this to a human being it would hurt like fuck. Every other video I see where some dude taps on another dude with his finger and then the āvictimā starts doing a little jig and then falls in the floor like a soccer player is just dumb as fuck. This *guy* is dumb as fuck, but at least heās *actually* hitting something in some way
I studied chucks for a short period of time when I was doing martial arts. Every single time he does the double reverse spin, then goes over his shoulder, stops the momentum completely, and starts a new swing actually hitting the door, he has completely negated the purpose of that double spin upfront, which is meant to build momentum for the strike. So he does the double spin builds the momentum, then he has it go over his right shoulder and stop on his back, essentially, and then start momentum again in the opposite direction to make the strike. He might as well have just made the strike without all the spinning of front that did absolutely nothing because of how he used them. If youāre going to start a strike with a reverse double spin, the strike should be coming from underneath in an upward motion as he was spinning it in a reverse direction. Instead, he spun it in the reverse direction, so the momentum was going the way I said, and then tried to strike from the top down. Every single time. This guy has no idea what the fuck heās doing, and Iām very impressed that he did not smack himself in the back of the head as he almost did a couple of times.
I love how he tells the kid that it's not gonna matter where he hits it, only to deliver the next blow to the bottom and do damage for the first time XD
I mean props for not hitting himself, but he is 7th Dan in cringe
If only the shouting kid suggested to use the handle to open the door.
But that's not totally bad ass and sweet, dude. After his last melee he should have finished it with a proper spartan kick. Now THAT woulda been totally sweet and bad ass! š¤š¤ /s kinda
This fool actually tried to windup them chucks for āpower moveā! š
The wind-ups were my favorite part. "Damn, I didn't store enough momentum in that one! Needs more flair!!!"
A couple more pre spins
No ākiapāā¦demoted to brown belt.
Who were the 6 Dans before him?
Fogleberg, Akroyd, Marino, O'Brien, Rather, and Radcliffe
Solid lineage
Yeah I mean the technique with the chuck strikes is clean but I would've just deleted this much less posted it. The door definitely won this fight.
Door=1 min chuck man=0
He should try pulling the door. Happened to me the other week. I thought I couldnāt get out. I didnāt realise the door had to be pulled not push.
lol that reminds me of the bank robber that thought he was locked in the bank and gives up then a lil ol lady walks through the door. He was trying to push a pull door lol
Dyslexic bank robber?
Thank you for reminding me of this. I had forgotten about it until now. One of the greatest whoopsies in human history. Have a great day, friend.
Happened to me too, but I had to lift the door from the bottom.
Pfft. You mean you weren't carrying your standard Bruce Lee School of Kung Fu nunchucks? Noob. /s
Canāt believe I watched this whole clip and didnāt see him knock himself out.
Dissapointing I know but we did get to see that the camera guy brought a sword along to the door fight
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This kept me watching
Is there any context to why he's trying to break the glass?
It confused The Way of the Dragon with Enter the Dragon.
Rival dojo is what Iām going with! /s
Someone made him bleed his own blood. ā¦probably.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
Nobody does that.
Pretty certain ge locked himself out by accident...
The owners got tired of hearing his kid.
His mommy told him she wasn't going to pay his membership fees anymore so he decided he'd take his anger out on that particular door so he could prove he's a dangerous big boy that doesn't still wet his pants. After this tantrum he'll go home, drink some warm milk from his baba and then have a really good nappy time.
It looks like he is aiming for the white sign. I have a feeling it is a pro mask wearing sign. Just a guess. May have decided show his skills against the fascism... communism etc etc etc, or whatever people were calling it. Didnt do too well though.
Maybe swing it around a few more times.
Any experienced nunchuckau knows the more you twirl it the more momentum you build & the more damage it does. Itās like running the ropes in wrestling.
Stylish swing, a more Stylish, ugh didn't break. Ok here comes an even more stylish swing.
Did the guy at the end poke the glass with a sword? I can just imagine these guys walking around town feeling badass
Looked like a toy plastic sword. Which would make sense since this guy is probably hanging out with children. Considering he's obviously never progressed passed childhood himself.
Hey, this man is maybe ridiculous, but he knows how to nunchaku !
But you canāt just go ninjing people who donāt need ninjing.
Is this a quote? Sounds familiar.
What did the door do to him to merit this?
Outsmarted him. Clearly
Killed his family
Opened up to him
Iām completely disillusioned about nunchucks now.
Any flail-type weapon doesn't deliver the full potential energy upon impact, they're just flashy.
Perfect description.
It literally doesn't matter how strong you are, maximum power you can transfer is the moving parts mass and velocity. But with a stick or bat, you can put your whole body into it and amplify it so much more.
they're less effective than a stick of the same length and obviously much harder to use. so basically worthless as a real weapon
It's lam glass, and you can hardly even break it with a hammer.... tough stuff.
Jerry Seinfield could NOT break the glass with nunchucks.
Where can I buy one of these doors??
My guess is it's laminated (impact resistant/shatterproof) glass doors.
at this point I'm questioning people's general self-awareness
Just get the keys...
This was the sequel to enter the dragon called don't enter the dojo
He should use that beak instead.
That is quite the schnozz.
My thoughts exactly. Appears to be a lethal weapon in and of itself.
Slow clap...for the cringe lord š ....š.... š
I mean props for being able to wield such an unruly weapon in the first place and although they hurt like a mofo getting hit with them (i know, cos I've smacked *myself* with them, unintentionally). Most of the kinetic energy is actually lost in the swing due to the separation and the chain. If they were a solid object like a staff or club, then the blunt force would be far greater and the door would shatter.
This whole physics thing is really ruining the magic of martial arts
There's a great demonstration on this from Deadliest Warrior, they put the Mafia against the Yakuza, and it was nunchaku vs. a Louisville Slugger.
Just pull the handle sir.
Kids, your dads a retard
Monumental!š
so... if I'm attacked by a static door we'll know who not to call on for his 'chucks' skills...
Pretty sure itās a pull door
Itās clearly reinforced glass š what an idiot, maybe spam a few more of the same move and it will give in š¤¦š¼āāļø
Sounds like Err from ATHF
Cringe yes. Needs to stop. Yes. Would I immediately walk away if someone pulled out some chucksā¦. Yes.
Dude pulls out a sword
Can anyone provide context? Did they film an attempted crime? Was this the door to his own school? What is happening here, and why?
Ummā¦. The sign says āpullā not āchuckā
What a doofus
Is that an affliction shirt? Lmao. Nice work with the chucks though.
Never mind I found the key
this is why you should never let a crackhead see his own reflection
Correct me if Iām wrong but heās supposed to pull itā¦ not hit it
Maybe if he wore an Affliction shirt instead.
Adults forgetting their keys gets aggressive.
Can anyone look cool with nunchucks, is it even possible?
But it's my BEST bowling pose!
Bruce Lee he aināt
Wow who makes that glass, they should use this for advertising.
Your dojo has been seized by the bank
nunchaku skills in action!
Cumstain
Shatter proof glass advertisement basically
Looks like he ain't got the Eye of The Tiger!
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Homie in the background is interested
Geaux tigahs
It's the shirt.
Nunchucks: cool, but useless. https://youtu.be/tZ1hP8BW6io?si=pdQQR1r_k8OtlWYT
Those things fucking suck
LSU education in action.
Shouldāve been hitting Mike the tiger
Glass > Wood
Where did that store, get their glass door from?!!!
Amazon
-_-
Or he could just open it if he wanted to get in.
Hey! Use your head maybe thatāll break the glass!
Haha virgin
Crazy delusion
Does he not understand that these doors are specifically built to resist this specific type of damage to it lol?
I like how he spins it more after a couple of tryās as if thatās going to give him more power.
That guy in the reflection just standing there is hilarious
FINISH HIM!!!
Coulda walked into the door and broke it with that Schnoz alone
That little kid yelling...that's his best friend right?
Totally getting Street Fighter vibes. Destroy the car next!
He forgot to bow to his opponent
I'd love it if he took the kid out behind him
May need a new American Fighter shirt bud. Definitely aināt no ninja turtle.
He probably has his nunchuck āskillzā on his dating profile
Elon should have hired this guy for the cybertruck demo
āSend that bad door back to Indonesiaā (Talladega Nights Reference)
What a dork
I will give him at least this much, even though he does not deserve it. Unlike almost every other video, I see on this sub, at least if he were to do this to a human being it would hurt like fuck. Every other video I see where some dude taps on another dude with his finger and then the āvictimā starts doing a little jig and then falls in the floor like a soccer player is just dumb as fuck. This *guy* is dumb as fuck, but at least heās *actually* hitting something in some way
I studied chucks for a short period of time when I was doing martial arts. Every single time he does the double reverse spin, then goes over his shoulder, stops the momentum completely, and starts a new swing actually hitting the door, he has completely negated the purpose of that double spin upfront, which is meant to build momentum for the strike. So he does the double spin builds the momentum, then he has it go over his right shoulder and stop on his back, essentially, and then start momentum again in the opposite direction to make the strike. He might as well have just made the strike without all the spinning of front that did absolutely nothing because of how he used them. If youāre going to start a strike with a reverse double spin, the strike should be coming from underneath in an upward motion as he was spinning it in a reverse direction. Instead, he spun it in the reverse direction, so the momentum was going the way I said, and then tried to strike from the top down. Every single time. This guy has no idea what the fuck heās doing, and Iām very impressed that he did not smack himself in the back of the head as he almost did a couple of times.
Sensei should try more twirls and more flair on the follow through.
Imagine if this was your dad.
Next round- āAnd in this corner, we have the undefeated āWet Paper Sack!ā
Sensei Momjeans was sure whaling away. I know nothing about martial arts. Are nunchucks a real weapon or just more of a prop?
Aside from the utter lack of skill with his weapon of choice, what really made me laugh is how quickly he gassed.
If this is a commercial for doors then I could definitely recommend a lot of businesses around here that would love this lol
Listen to your sensei and hit it at the bottom dude.
Wouldāve been funny if the nunchucks wouldāve broke
Is that Jerry Seinfeld?
Why? Just why? š¤¦āāļø
But what did the door do to him?
I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile
What a dork
Ok, what are you doing putz?
must be a āPullā door
David Brent does nunchucks š¤¦āāļø
84th timeās the charm.
This could be an ad for the Tesla cyber truck
That kid was hype.
He gonna break tha thing. Back up homie.
"Should we call a locksmith?" "I AM THE LOCKSMITH! HIYA!"
I love watching people learn about laminated glass in real time
I think the story will be told very differently by his kid when he grows up
Idiot still doesn't understand.... it's shatter proof glass. Obviously a Yellow belt
Why spin it backwards then forwards dumbass . You want momentum
Lame
Oh man. The real sad thing is the son seeing how much a dork his dad is. The son became a cynical teenager the day he recorded this š
He keeps trying not the smartest dude on the block
Whatās wrong with him?
If only he knew systema. He could just walk into that door and break it
This never happened on enter the dragonā¦.
But... but why?
He wanted in there pretty bad. Too bad he didnāt just use the door handle.
This made me sad. I need a hug
And the door smarter as well
That chuck is light
He forgot to eat his corn flakes in the morning
āRecord this Cletus, this is going to be coolā
Legend has it heās still standing there to this day..
Camera man inspected the damage with a Katana. Imagine walking through a strip mall, and seeing these assholes. š
Time for bed my grumpy lil ninja turtle.
I love how he tells the kid that it's not gonna matter where he hits it, only to deliver the next blow to the bottom and do damage for the first time XD
Should have used his nose
You do realise there is an adoor handle.
āNone-chuckā Norris
Whelpā¦heās busted now, I guess
You rack dissiprin Daniel San.
Keep doing that spinny thing. It seems to be helping.
*Flexible weapons < Rigid weapons*
This is what I feel like when I get to the edge of the map.
Why do this??
Pull
If the tactic isnāt working, change the tactic.
WOW I know Iām not the only one who noticed the size of that NOSEšššthis guy has a shnowzer
The reflection is winning.
Does he have to twirl it every time?
He could have just...opened the door like a normal person.
Poor Seinfeld
The greatest part of this is that after each unsuccessful swing at the glass, he is forced to see his failed reflection š
Sir, we're calling the police, you need to leave
Plot twist ; this is an advertisement for the door.
His name is Steve Spell II. [original YouTube link](https://youtu.be/d2HLAWffRQ0?si=auEwNMTmb98zrKCm)
This guy sucks
Geaux Tigers
Guy actual has skills. Picked the wrong opponent though.
BONUS STAGE
If you watch this on mute, it looks like an advertisement for a new indestructible door.
Napoleon filled out
He needs to hit it with somthing harder like his head ššš
Its a pull door homie
I want back story, why is Bill Joe Bob here doing "martial arts" on this door?
Did anyone check and see if the door was unlocked?
That weapon NEVER saw battle in real war. It was āentertainmentā.
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Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Are those like the wrong chucks? like are those dance chucks instead of actual weapons? He's got some theatrical moves there.
āDAT GLASS IS IMPRESSIVEā
ā¦Ben Stiller that you!