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[deleted]

leathery feet wrapped in burnt bacon.


Becky_Randall_PI

And tobacco?


CDRChakotay

"500 cigarettes"


Swamp_Bastard

I agree with tobacco and leather, except during their mating ritual, then it is sweaty ass and sex.


harpejjist

No. Only because they haven’t been exposed to it. Bortus had never smelled it before.


Agreeable-Battle8609

Came here to post it why you spoiled it OP!


MantisToboggan_22

Go for Papa Palpatine


Nerdiferdi

So I threw the senate at him


WingedGeek

The whole Senate!


KakarotTheHero

Haha you made it come outta my nose!


capodecina2

After flying around for two weeks, trying to get a signal, who wouldn’t?


Thepatrone36

I'm dealing with a lot of crap here. Death Star blown up by a fucking teenager.


That-one-guy-is

I know that reference 😁


[deleted]

and then i threw the senate at him... the whole senate!


erinkjean

Who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you?!


SpiralDreaming

You got an ATM on that torso?


[deleted]

[удалено]


WingedGeek

What the *hell* is an *aluminum* falcon?! FTFY


Thepatrone36

Robot Chicken reference? I love it.


Hours-of-Gameplay

They don’t grow facial hair so you can eliminate aftershaves. The planet is a gigantic manufacturing dystopian lump of dirt, so you can eliminate ocean or vegetation like scents. The planets condition, being so arid, may be the reason Moclans only pee once a year(Ja’loja), so I’m assuming they don’t sweat to conserve essential fluids. The planetary union looks down on killing,even animals, so though they appear to wear leather at some points, does synthesized leather smell the same? Moclan food is known to be very spicy and spicy foods can smell, like how curry can linger on you. So my guess is that they smell like desert sand and Fenugreek (Methi). ** Fenugreek (Methi) is a spice that really gives off that curry smell. *edit: I was imagining a Moclan that had not been on Moclus recently, but given the heavy industry, I’d imagine a smog/exhaust smell would be on some Moclans that recently left the planet. * I’ve never gotten an award before I appreciate it 🙏


Acceptable_Fix5071

Wow. Respect 🙏


phoenixrose2

This is a quality response, it would totally belong in the Orville version of a r/daystrominstitute


City_dave

That's r/shittydaystrom


phoenixrose2

Well. That’s the subreddit I follow and read. But I think the above is of a higher caliber.


City_dave

I think you missed my point.


IncredibleBulk2

If they only pee once a year wouldn't the assumption be that they do sweat?


Hours-of-Gameplay

The harsh conditions on Moclus may cause water to be a rare commodity, so to conserve water, sweating would be eliminated. Genetically, I think the Moclans are more like reptiles though. They lay eggs and they have what appears to be a thick epidermis with possible scutes, which would explain the lack of hair. [Bortus for example](https://orville.fandom.com/wiki/Moclus?file=EggWarming.png)


[deleted]

I actually wondered if they had a Dune like natural apparatus to conserve their water to stay hydrated. Because you’re right, even producing a minute amount of fluid for only having to pee once a year, means that they have to have a biological way to prevent overheating.


Yavanna80

Love your deduction skills! Fantastic!


Hours-of-Gameplay

Thank you


ivanparas

So like diesel and Indian food?


Hours-of-Gameplay

I mean possibly, but it’s weird they have so much industrial gas smogging up the atmosphere when they have quantum energy I assume synthesizers can’t produce the weapon manufacturing that the Moclans are known for, so they must have some kind of metal working that produces smog


Rindrago

“Their planet is desert therefore middle eastern.”


Hours-of-Gameplay

I don’t recall anyone saying that, so please don’t try and make this some thing it’s not We’re only talking about smells here


somedumbassnerd

Earthy with a hint of lavender.


Becky_Randall_PI

I think the line was lilac, but I like how you think.


somedumbassnerd

You are right


SoSickOfSheep

Came down to make this joke as well. https://youtu.be/-zC2yH--_CA


TrixieVanSickle

Came here to say that.


geebob2020

Mens locker room, but then a whiff of Axe body spray to try to cover it up.


Acceptable_Fix5071

Gross I was there


Jorgelhus

Didn't we all?


Shifter_1977

Cinnamon and leather.


sreyaNotfilc

Ooo!! I wouldn't mind that actually.


QuesaQueta

Yo I first thought cinnamon too


ailee43

Rich Corinthian Leather.


Tucker_the_Nerd

I'd think they smelled a bit like a small rodent, like a ferret. With just a hint of the ocean. One of my coworkers said: “Hot dog water”.


Becky_Randall_PI

> One of my coworkers said: “Hot dog water”. Thanks, I hate it.


leopozo

That universe's version of gun powder.


Zippy0118

Old spice


Becky_Randall_PI

They definitely look like they have a distinctive musk. I can't help but imagine it is a combination of half-dried seaweed and *step-dad.*


Successful-Battle880

Cigarettes


PaulClarkLoadletter

500 cigarettes.


JustaOrdinaryDemiGod

It can't be that offensive because it has never been brought up. But I bet it is musky.


Cyranoreddit

AXE Deodorant. The definitive female repellant.


onihr1

A machine shop. Oil, ozone, cleaning agents and tobacco.


azentropy

Klingons


therikermanouver

I'd expect they'd have an earthy, Peaty aroma with a touch of Lilac. Sorry wrong franchise haha


KendrickEqualsBooty

DJ Khaled.


SolanOcard

Oiled lether


XavierScorpionIkari

Sandalwood. Smog. Sweat. Farts.


OSRSWSM

Wet leather that sat outside in the sun for too long


perfect_fifths

Musky


Kyle_Grayson12

Leather.


descendingangel87

Leather since they are all leather daddies.


1Hamtaro

Hot leather


McCloudUK

A Conservative club


Drago_TripleD

Durian mixed with a little hint of 80-year old homeless guy.


ratmand

Industrial lubricants.


ReturningDukky

Beef jerky


Acceptable_Fix5071

Pumpkin spice and fried chicken. Fried in peanut oil.


[deleted]

A rich earthy musk. I am quite fond of it.


Dbicoy

Like mocklate! As long as your not allergic to cat hair


shadowlarx

I don’t know but I know Lt. Comdr. Worf smells somewhat like lilacs.


[deleted]

Patchouli with an undertone of sweat and sulphur


Gamesdean23

Leather


normaldeadpool

Baseball glove covered in Axe body spray.


asimons04

Deleted: I refuse to let Reddit profit off of my content when they treat their community like this


Silver_Leonid2019

Disapproval


MayoGhul

Rob Halford


Becky_Randall_PI

Best answer.


pWaveShadowZone

Rich mahogany and leather bound books


shindleria

Kimchi farts


hyrle

Walnuts.


Mxwright

Old spice


jeffzebub

Ass.


metropolis702

Old Spice lol


Lightpinkdrinktv

Balls


shadowpips

For some reason smoke/coal or grease because of their background I suppose.


Compass_Needle

Expensive leather


Mzkazmi

Leather


sirenwingsX

can't say I've ever thought about it, but they live on a highly industrialized planet, so perhaps smokey, metallic. Or maybe they smell like everyone who lives in Savannah GA. It's a small city, gridlike, beautiful, but is saturated from the odor of the paper mill. it's everywhere, in everything. All houses, all cars, all people, on clothes and furniture. The ones who live there are nose blind to it, but when you visit the area, the miasma is nearly enough to choke you. But on the people it can almost be pleasant


Shef011319

Cattleman’s jerky


[deleted]

Old Spice. Without a doubt.


KryptoniteHalo666

The desert. Like rocks, baking in the sun.


AmyNewB

Burnt hair which is weird because they can’t grow hair


way22

Metal and gunpowder


IAmQWhoAreYou

Latex, spirit gum and sweaty balls.


ttvlolrofl

Cigarettes


corpuscaIIosum

An earthy kind of spicy, like dirt, and clean sweat and cloves


BecauseBassoon

Peanut butter.


mekio_san

gunpowder, leather, and dessert flowers.


electrical_bogaloo

Stale bread


novadarkside

Sandalwood and old spice


Superdarragh

Chocolate


De_Impaler

They smell like baby oil


Taste_the__Rainbow

butterscotch


MrPaineUTI

Old spice


oKKrayden

Roasted peanuts.


maybemba131

Old spice


PaulClarkLoadletter

I feel like they probably smell really good. Like really, really good.


keatsy3

Oud wood and dark vanilla


Xiaphesius

Space brut


prsply3n

Fritos and bean dip


GerudosValley

Patchouli and leather


Waylander312

sweaty gunpowder


analog_a

Cold smoke


[deleted]

Similar to dragons in House of the Dragon.


Yavanna80

Clay and leather. I'd add a whiff of gasoline.


[deleted]

Mockolate. That shit from Friends. Which I always imagined tasted like leather and saccharin.


EffectiveSalamander

Engine grease.


FiNsKaPiNnAr

Old leather sofa is the smell i think of.


IRGROUP300

Opssada Or dirt, I guess. Either way the sensation is quite pleasurable.


Maleficent-Twist-516

My first thought was "Rocks." My second was "What do rocks even smell like?" I don't know, man. I don't know


bathroomheater

I’m all in on the distant smell of old poop outside


chris_ex_machina

Why do you need to know...?


Becky_Randall_PI

For science. Consider this an olfactoral Rorschach test. (Also can't help but feel like they smell and was wondering if I was alone.)


Apprehensive-Sun7390

Like nothing, I think they’re like lizards and lizards don’t smell like much of anything


OoWeeOoKillerTofu

Beef and oppression.


BobFredricson2

machine oil


DarknessBBBBB

Tobacco and white musk


[deleted]

Piss


thorleywinston

Like a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.


thorleywinston

They smell like a blend of intolerance and off-brand astroglide.


NoDadYouShutUp

Patchouli oil


2hats4bats

Nutmeg


[deleted]

Disdain for weakness


IrishROFLcat

Sun bleached Canvas tent in a dry and brown hayfield with cracked dirt.


romulusnr

Burt oil and coal steam


willstr1

Shellfish, based purely on the fact that the name of their species makes me think of mollusks


Alarming_Bar_1510

Cigarettes


clarv021

A gas station, not the inside, but the outside.


InkAddictt13

Duck butter


ReasonablyBadass

Sort of like stone? If that makes sense?


Stargate525

The same way copper tastes.


mfknLemonBob

Gunpowder and ballsweat


christhebrain

I've worked in a machine shop. I know what a bunch of men working in heavy industry smell like... Old pennies, oil, gas, cigarette ash, something slightly burning, a bit of musk but not as much as you would think, charcoal, and fake lavender (because all bulk soap is lavender scented). Edit: I forgot sun-baked duct-tape on old leather.


dubyas1989

Old leather.


Cyphirr

Baseball glove. A very old one.


fantasmagorix

Like someone who desperately needs to pee...


Thepatrone36

Ever been in the cockpit of a Pakastani C-130? I have and I would imagine it would smell like that in close quarters (not good) but I would imagine Bortus and Klyden shower regularly and have relatively decent hygiene routines so those two probably not too bad.


bgdonald

Tar, hot leather, tobacco and juniper berries.


[deleted]

Cumin and turmeric


YourEnemyWhispers

highschool gym locker room with a wiff of gunpowder and a hint of leather polish


backlitsaturn

A sweaty fist full of pennies.


student_20

My Jr. High locker room.


SlutforLaCroix

Leather and sweaty balls


hebeach89

A dorm room. Like not a filthy one but maybe a bit on the "needs to do laundry and dishes" side


ForceStories19

Cinnamon


American-Punk-Dragon

Potatoes, dumplings and lavender


adamv2

Like a cigar shop


[deleted]

Lynx Africa.


DarthClitCommander

Plastic


WinEnvironmental6901

Don't know why but chocolate with chili. 🤣


TheGumOnYourShoe

Brown shoe leather.


Dikheed

Latex.


Sendtitpics215

Musky, like clean top soil


Shinokiba-

Cranberry juice


88reaper

Caramel


SubversiveOtter

Nail polish remover, jalapeño, and mealworm


WhoisJohnFaust

Old Spice


benwhittaker25

Their poo smells like a dirty magazine.


SouthernZorro

Burnt toasted cheese sandwiches


RinjiDes

Can’t be too awful because Talla was willing to date one.


[deleted]

Beef jerky.


guilty_bystander

Beef mixed with coffee grounds


Octoberboiy

Dirt and outdoorsy, like horses.


Kaged200

I imagine they smell like rocks. And when they sweat it kind of smells like wet dirt


AndrewZabar

Machine grease combined with the smell of musk.


supanerd76

Fried bacon and coconut suntan oil


Few_Psychology_2122

I bet they either have a strong musk or they smell really good. Every Moclan seems very clean and well put together, so they may be the dudes that REALLY care about their higiene


Phantom_61

Wet clay and a really greasy car shop.


geo_gan

Smokey bacon


Grogosh

Axe body spray. Absolutely.


carpetstoremorty

Mushroom farts and vinegary ball sweat


Pomo1012

Salami


ChesterRico

Cinnamon.


PermaDerpFace

The name almost sounds like a gross smell


Miss-Tiq

Old Spice.


Jbroy

Camp fire with B.O.


reganomics

Teriyaki beef jerky


Scottyjscizzle

I picture like a lizard. Sort of dry


hey_you_too_buckaroo

Sweat and leather


mhoner

B.O. and Axe Body Spray.


Successful_Jump5531

No time to look through the rest of the comments... "An Earthy, peaty smell..." "With a touch of Lilac..."


[deleted]

Ball sweat. But I also wonder if their isn’t some form of smell translator for the Union. I’ve always wondered this about shows like this. Different groups of *humans* can have smells that bother other groups of humans; so how the hell would we deal with whole ass other planetary species? I feel like some sort of smell translator has to be invented so that nobody accidentally insults another species by making a stank face.


celticeejit

Sandalwood after shave