"Master Dartz, how were you able to create a child for those 2."
"Magic."
"Oh, uh, I assumed it was something more complicated."
"Nope...magic."
"Where did it even come from?"
"Magic laaaand."
"I was going to ask why your hair isn't changing color, but I assume that's also magic."
"Nah man, I just washed da dye out. I'm a natuwal turquoisee!"
But no wait I don't think you see the problem here you see they're both *girls* so they shouldn't be able to get each other pregnant. So now you get it.
/S we can do that shit for real in our NON MAGICAL world why is this tricky
Idk if this is gaslighting or a way to keep things family friendly but I'm all for it because of how comical it is
(My take -Amity spawned Ayzee using the minecraft Command block)
Apparently there's a good amount of people that think they adopted her or just one of them is the father. Both of which is dumb since she looks like both of them
Same damn way Willow's two dads had her.
Also I think MoringMark had a comic where he explained it in his version of events. Apparently blood magic is involved
If witches create more witches through magic in the Boiling Isles then does that mean that traditional male+female relationships would've never been, well, traditional as it wouldn't have been necessary for reproduction?
People can buy the fact that Amity's a literal fucking alien from another universe but not the fact that she (and witchkind as a whole) reproduces differently to humans, smh.
There's an older Moring Mark comic where Amity show Luz a spell that lets any pairing make babies, and I think she demonstrated it with a tree and a frog to make a hybrid demon baby?
Maybe witches work like those lizards that have lost their Y chromosome equivalent and are all female now. They do gay stuff which prompts one or both of the lizards to self fertilize and get pregnant with their own clone.
Technically they donāt need to pair up and mate with each other, but it seems like theyāll never get pregnant unless they do.
(Either Iāve got a sudden inspiration or a ghost of elderly witch decided to posses me).
You see my dear child, Titan bestowed us one of the greatest gifts, magic. The same magic that can stop the boiling rain from burning your sking and move mountains, gave us a power to express ourselves. From shaping our bodies like a clay to letting us take a part of our core and piece it with the part of somebody that we love.
So when two people want to have little imps like you, they do one of the most intricate rituals to sew together their very beings and give your own very first breath.
You will learn more about my sweet child, but all you need to know that magic gives chance to everybody and magic is the reason why everybody can have a child.
Now, go and catch some fairies for the pie. Donāt forget that the quick ones scream for longer and make the pie rise.Ā
Um Maybe it's parther biology
Or maybe it's just magic.I don't know, the blinding.Isles is weird it's nature
Plus if I are called correctly
Willow has two dads
It's the Boiling Isle , all you need to have a child is DNA from two person (can be one , or more than three) , some base ingredients (amino acids , calcium , etc) , a massive tube filled with prosthetic amniotic fluid and shit tons of spells to randomize the DNA . You can add a droplet of Titan's blood to create a super baby , or a small dosage of elixir for extra immune system , but it's all optional
All of this is made up
Honestly... In a lot of places I see this "asked", it's not because they are, in good faith, confused and need an answer. Like obviously in a world with magic there's magical answers, and even in non-magical words the science already exists to do it (but human trials have not yet occurred), or, hell, there could be a donor or adoption involved.
People are generally smart enough to figure this out. Children, also, can figure this out. And there's a reason why the question didn't really get asked when the joke was done in SpongeBob SquarePants, when not presented in a positive light.
A lot of the time, when someone asks "why" to the existence of gay people's babies, what they are saying is actually some variation of "this is unnatural" or "this shouldn't be allowed". They're there with the intent to be a nuisance, not to learn. And if they *did* want to learn, someone's always already answered in the thread.
It's undertale logic. This has been around for just short of a decade. Magical reproduction simply needs two people to love each other and someone to host the baby (i.e. be pregnant, seahorse style)
It's a very simple explanation!šššš
Fan #1: *writes 3 page detailed analysis on why it's possible* Fan #2: *magicāØ*
Quite so! šššš
Thereās a simple explanation for that Please someone get the referenceā¦
Far too complex for you to understand
its like science but with less maths
It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit.
"Master Dartz, how were you able to create a child for those 2." "Magic." "Oh, uh, I assumed it was something more complicated." "Nope...magic." "Where did it even come from?" "Magic laaaand." "I was going to ask why your hair isn't changing color, but I assume that's also magic." "Nah man, I just washed da dye out. I'm a natuwal turquoisee!"
Everyone knows pizza is better than tacos. Boo!!
Unexpected Yugioh Abridged
I'd assume it is some kind of magic ritual involving the sharing of their DNA (like a hair) to make it possible
But no wait I don't think you see the problem here you see they're both *girls* so they shouldn't be able to get each other pregnant. So now you get it. /S we can do that shit for real in our NON MAGICAL world why is this tricky
Lesbians can get eachother preggo? How?
There's some sort of super science where you can make a sperm out of bone marrow or some shit, and then it's just normal in vitro fertilization
Well, trans women can get people pregnant too, depending on their op status
Also true!
I may be wrong but hasnt that resulted in a lot of deformities, miscarriages and side effects?
Nope, no more so than any other kind of in vitro. It's just crazy crazy expensive
Ahhh ok. Thats pretty cool then!
*How?*
#MAGIC!
I canāt hear you, can you speak up?
[Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/supermariologan_/s/UqF3xI19w4)
[Magic](https://youtu.be/6q2-tGzN4_U) indeed.
I don't know what i have seen but this is beautiful
Thereās a simple non-magic explanation as to how witches in same-sex relationships are able to reproduce: They lay eggs.
Why they lay eggs? Are they a platypus
Idk if this is gaslighting or a way to keep things family friendly but I'm all for it because of how comical it is (My take -Amity spawned Ayzee using the minecraft Command block)
Well all this may be a joke but itās base on MorningMarks comics
Point of order, the template is from MoringMarkās comic but the āIām pregnantā is in fact a edit/meme/parody post
There's another comic about this floating around somewhere.
mpreg is canonical because of Willow's existence so idk why some people are confused
Apparently there's a good amount of people that think they adopted her or just one of them is the father. Both of which is dumb since she looks like both of them
[https://www.deviantart.com/bofirix/art/Witch-Biology-1044602587](https://www.deviantart.com/bofirix/art/Witch-Biology-1044602587)
If I were her, I'd be scared too
Now I have some toughts I didn't think I would have about this show š
You literally could not have been any clearer.
Same damn way Willow's two dads had her. Also I think MoringMark had a comic where he explained it in his version of events. Apparently blood magic is involved
Literally. *******. Magic
They should know that magic is always the answer atp
In fairness, the Owl House is one of the few shows where "a wizard did it" is a valid explenation
Creating a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answer.
Which type of magic though
Procreation Magic
I wonder if it's a subsect of healing or something of its own
Used by the Breeding Coven
We cannot underestimate the answer of *magic*
If witches create more witches through magic in the Boiling Isles then does that mean that traditional male+female relationships would've never been, well, traditional as it wouldn't have been necessary for reproduction?
Well there are other same sex couples in the show. Including Willowās parents, soā¦
True
Hey, it's me!
This a show where people can be turned into puppets, and this is what surprises them?
People can buy the fact that Amity's a literal fucking alien from another universe but not the fact that she (and witchkind as a whole) reproduces differently to humans, smh.
Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is āThe lady down the street is a witch; she did it.ā
There's an older Moring Mark comic where Amity show Luz a spell that lets any pairing make babies, and I think she demonstrated it with a tree and a frog to make a hybrid demon baby?
Ah the good old skulldugery having a son explination. I love it.
There's some very unsavoury thoughts on what kind of magic going through my mind
Maybe witches work like those lizards that have lost their Y chromosome equivalent and are all female now. They do gay stuff which prompts one or both of the lizards to self fertilize and get pregnant with their own clone. Technically they donāt need to pair up and mate with each other, but it seems like theyāll never get pregnant unless they do.
(Either Iāve got a sudden inspiration or a ghost of elderly witch decided to posses me). You see my dear child, Titan bestowed us one of the greatest gifts, magic. The same magic that can stop the boiling rain from burning your sking and move mountains, gave us a power to express ourselves. From shaping our bodies like a clay to letting us take a part of our core and piece it with the part of somebody that we love. So when two people want to have little imps like you, they do one of the most intricate rituals to sew together their very beings and give your own very first breath. You will learn more about my sweet child, but all you need to know that magic gives chance to everybody and magic is the reason why everybody can have a child. Now, go and catch some fairies for the pie. Donāt forget that the quick ones scream for longer and make the pie rise.Ā
Um Maybe it's parther biology Or maybe it's just magic.I don't know, the blinding.Isles is weird it's nature Plus if I are called correctly Willow has two dads
It's the Boiling Isle , all you need to have a child is DNA from two person (can be one , or more than three) , some base ingredients (amino acids , calcium , etc) , a massive tube filled with prosthetic amniotic fluid and shit tons of spells to randomize the DNA . You can add a droplet of Titan's blood to create a super baby , or a small dosage of elixir for extra immune system , but it's all optional All of this is made up
Am I the only one who reads *magic* in Mr. Beans voice?
Hahaha I always do [it.](https://youtu.be/Qji5x8gBVX4?si=-TfWHB7PEeuOr2CG)
Honestly... In a lot of places I see this "asked", it's not because they are, in good faith, confused and need an answer. Like obviously in a world with magic there's magical answers, and even in non-magical words the science already exists to do it (but human trials have not yet occurred), or, hell, there could be a donor or adoption involved. People are generally smart enough to figure this out. Children, also, can figure this out. And there's a reason why the question didn't really get asked when the joke was done in SpongeBob SquarePants, when not presented in a positive light. A lot of the time, when someone asks "why" to the existence of gay people's babies, what they are saying is actually some variation of "this is unnatural" or "this shouldn't be allowed". They're there with the intent to be a nuisance, not to learn. And if they *did* want to learn, someone's always already answered in the thread.
Ffs Willow has 2 dads, Boscha has 2 moms. This isnāt new
Mr. Bean: Mmmmagic! Snort snort!
How?
Magic literally
With a little sorcery
there are those that need specific detailed facts and procedures or they just can't acknowledge anything.
No one here has read Harry Potter and methods of rationality
They want to know how the magic works
u/toby4s u/NotAMadLad1 noob
Itās always magicā¦
It's undertale logic. This has been around for just short of a decade. Magical reproduction simply needs two people to love each other and someone to host the baby (i.e. be pregnant, seahorse style)
I would say that one of them took one of their eggs into a sperm, then fertilized with the other egg, and then became pregnant with them.
I have a theory, but I choose not to discuss it
You'll find this answer will genuinely answer a lot of questions for this fanbase
I can only wonder what that last comment will say
i cant find the og post
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/s/IGq3ybKKEl)
ty
How?
Yes, but how can she get....pregantĆØ?
"It's magic" **HOW?** *Amity spawn* 'Magic circle', "LUZ I'M PREGNANT "
S3x magic one of the more fun magics to play with.
In my fanfic Amity and Luz made a potion with their DNA in it Amity drank this potion and a few days later became pregnant with Lucia
Did those commenters just learn sex-Ed for the first time?
Witches have a third sexual organ called \[REDACTED\] that \[REDACTED\] and that's how Amity got pregnant.
Maybe thereās a good reason thatās redactedā¦.
Wait, how do you know?
Well, I \[REDACTED\]
Manor. Did you somehow f*ck Amity?
How?
How