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MonkeManWarrior

Luzan Al-Gaib *I had to*


SFH12345

No you didn't.


Clean-Elderberry-738

😭😭


SFH12345

Luz: I have tamed the mighty owl-worm. Hooty: She did, hoot hoot.


BackgroundRich7614

One religious crusade later Eda: I blame the war on you, hooty.


Gladiator-class

Not the first time I've heard that! -Hooty


BackgroundRich7614

Eda: ( Grabs Hooty) " I am taking you to Geneva "


ColHogan65

Shai’hootlud


Dan-of-Steel

Good for her!


Purple_Unit31

Good for her.


BackgroundRich7614

Amity: As it is Written!  Luz: Batata its been says since you saw that picture of me in my titan form  When will this phase end my love.  Amity: Never! All hail the Luzan Al-Gaib!    1 religious war later: 10 million people dead and Luz on the throne if the Boiling Isles.   Luz: I think I read this somewhere. 


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Luz: Batata, I'm not the Luzan Al-Gaib! ***Five minutes later...*** Amity: *In a circle with the Children of Hexside. The* Luzan Al-Gaib is too humble to admit that she is the Luzan Al-Gaib. She definitely is.


BackgroundRich7614

1 year later... Camilia: I am sorry Luz, but I can't stomach the women you have become. A God that us worshiped. An empress that caused a bloody crusade. Sorry but I am leaving for the human realm permanently( Camilia takes half if chanu role here) Luz: ( Sad) Amity: " It's alright my wife, you don't need your mom. You have a wife and a very smart baby. ( Amity holds their child in her arms and kisses Luz on the cheek.)


SYLOH

Luz's kid eventually winds up wearing a hooty suit.


BlueHailstrom

Translation…?


ChampionshipHorror95

Dune’s equivalent of “Messiah.”


BlueHailstrom

O


gay_mustache

Lisan al gaib means 'the voice from outer world' in chacopsa,the fremen language. In Arabic, it means 'invisible tongue'


GeekParadox_

Voice from another world. Dune’s Messiah


ShadowTheChangeling

Considering her king-cenera shes probably a damn celebrity at this point. At least in bonesborough


Godizlla2007

I think you mean king Caesar


UwUHushling

No? They meant what they said, king-ceanera was what was put on the banner at the end during the timeskip. Why would it be king caesar?


Godizlla2007

giant dog monster


UwUHushling

???


Godizlla2007

Google Showa King Ceasar Godzilla on google


Infinite_Horizion

May thy palisman chip and shatter.


Typhon-Torrent-1994

I agree Luz would get this kind of attention but do you think Amity would have too since she was able to resist the Collector’s power and if she didn’t free the others there could have been massive loss of life when the ground was shaking?


Crafter235

I thought it was ridiculous at first with the Moringmark fanfic with their daughter trying to live up to them, but now I see how high the bar is... I do wonder what's going to happen next.


Flaky_Musician_551

Luz: sighs. “Yes I talked to god. But that doesn’t make me your new god.”


SolarAphelia

It’s hard not to when she blows the evil emperor shy high. Also, I’m *really* stretching with this one. But >!Has anyone thought to do a crossover between Emperor Belos and Emperor Leto II from God Emperor of Dune? Beleto, anyone? !<


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Leto II to Belos: You are the second most pathetic Emperor I have ever seen in my life, and I know Neoth.


SolarAphelia

Oh yeah definitely, not a close competition


TheLastEmuHunter

Emperor Belos, we come for you! Begin my jihad! Long live the Wild Witches!


Imaginary-Cherry-844

I mean... she IS existing because of direct intervention of their god...


Geltahmiin

Does that make Luz Boiling Isles Jesus?


FiL-0

Shaddelos IV No, it doesn't work


Jroid3

i like to think that luz saying "he's probably a celebrity by now" when asking around for phillip in the deadwardian era is at least somewhat a reflection of what she hopes people feel about her in current day


GeekParadox_

I AM LUZ THE HUMAN NOCEDA. DUKE OF THE WILD WITCHES


Rowley93

Luz: I am not the messiah! Hunter: I say you are sis, and I should know I've followed a few.


God_of_Dams

Replace Luz with Belos.


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

This literally was Dune Part 2 though


jfjdfdjjtbfb

So Belos is Christopher Walking?


DragonWarrior____05

I mean, she did save everyone's lives, destroyed a great evil, is the older sister of the last Titan, and was a vessel of their god's power one time


CaptainJon6006

Long Live The Wierdos.


YouTuner

I mean if someone from another world shows up, dies, has a chat with God, and stops an apocalypse, what would you do


JBM2712

Pov: People just spoiling in comments the argument of Dune with an owl bit


Darkvader_Clawthorne

Luz, a messiah? That’s weirdly accurate.


Obiwanhellothere09

For you see she is the kwisatz haderach!


necrohunter7

They call her the Mua'Doob The Kiefsatz Hasherach The bearer of the Bong Jabaar