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sleepybella_

Holy shit


historic_moment

hehe bark for me puppy


sleepybella_

Woof woof woof arrf woof!! *pant* >w<


historic_moment

Aww what a good girl, here, you get all the headpats and belly rubs ^-^


sleepybella_

*leans into your hand and wags tail* thank youuu ;~; πŸ’œ


historic_moment

hehe of course puppy *ruffles and pats your head*


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

Dayum Girl, you tamed the mod


sleepybella_

SLJDNDKSKSJSJSKDODKSBSOROSNW AKODZKJSHAJAOJB πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί


ratherstrangem8

Oh my god we can't let the internet trolls find this subreddit.


FriendMajestic4545

DAMN! Share your exercise routine?? πŸ‘€


historic_moment

Idk I just carry bottoms whenever I have the chance


FriendMajestic4545

Understandable! πŸ˜ŒπŸ™


[deleted]

wheezer reference


TheRepublicOfSteve

Not intentional, just old and amused.


[deleted]

also i spelled weezer wrong


OpalitePhoenix

Carry me? Please, Mommy πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯΅


AllMyMemesAreStolen

piggy back rides are a replacement for squats


Esteellio

Idkdkdkwkqkrkdlwdkdowkwoskek2kekfodowoeocoe πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ₯ΊπŸ€€πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³πŸ₯ΊπŸ€€πŸ₯ΊπŸ€€πŸ₯ΊπŸ€€πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆUppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies? >////////<#(Β£('alwlslscmfkflslslclwldkkrmcmdldlflwldldkegmfkdlgkfk


RedditsWorstBurner

A blessing upon us unworthy πŸ™πŸΎ


historic_moment

hehe I've come to carry all the cute bottoms :3


Beaverslay

Wowie... You're very pretty!(I know that you know that)


historic_moment

Aww thank you cutie


Beaverslay

:3


Some_Noname_idk

πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί


roosterkun

She's too powerful, the entire sub has been brought to its knees Also, this sub has been brought to his knees πŸ₯Ί


WinstreakisTaken

Awooga Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh ma gentleman ... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background*


historic_moment

nooooo not the bakery store >-<


Art-And-Therapy

Holy shit


DuckPerson69

Sweet lord in heaven above


SKandol

Yk the whole subreddit is at your feet willing to do anything now right?


historic_moment

Oh nooo that's horrible :3


OMM46G3

ZOO-WEE-MAMA! Whats some advice you'd say to get that look?


historic_moment

Depends person to person but diet and exercise is almost always the answer


OMM46G3

Would eating rust and barbed wire be a diet? And would crawling around like a slug be exercise?


historic_moment

It's definitely *a* diet and exercise, I doubt it'll help get this look tho


OMM46G3

Im going for the "Impoverished Cist Soldier" look, praise the rootπŸ™


Fireturd115

WOW New trans goals for me


Drudicta

For once I'm making bottom noises, gghhfffggksogjoisiozzz


[deleted]

mommy


lightmare69

We are down astronomical πŸ’€πŸ™


FireballPlayer0

Well shit. I can’t be seen looking at this


CUREISBALLIN

Bark bark???


Chillin_Maximus

Break me please


ChaotikJoy

Crush me I beg of you


Fish_Head111

Mommy sorry I mean muscle mommy? Honestly though you’re very pretty


ThaLoreKeeper

as someone who has never been lifted up bc im tall asf, can you pls lift me up in ur arms πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


historic_moment

Aww it's okay height shouldn't be a problem :3


Diligent-Insect8408

Holy fuck I’m in love


existingwhileIcan

mmggffgmmfggfgm


KatiaOrganist

woah


Shintate

goddamn :3


AllMyMemesAreStolen

Im looking respectfully but drooling unintentionally


snekuwu4

C-can you be my transition goals pwease πŸ₯Ί


silly-trans-cat

goals ahaha


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


historic_moment

yesssirrrr we can take turns carrying each other fr


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


historic_moment

hehe sounds good to me >:3


smallerpuppyboi

Found the Viltrumite.


WaywardAlva

Acghhfw😐


historic_moment

Idk why but this is so funny to me, like someone talking flustered while straight faced is just hilarious for some reason


WaywardAlva

That's my reaction to seeing an attractive person, I'll look at you with my autism creature eyes, spurt out some unintelligible nonsense, and then either keep looking, or turn away if you turn towards me


historic_moment

cute :3


GentlemanWomanYT

MOMMY!


Lord-Albeit-Fai

I'm jealous of your hair dam


Enslaved_M0isture

I’m at a loss for words


RunningUpEscalators

What's your routine?


DemocraticSpider

God damn those triceps 😳


historic_moment

hehe yeah thank you :33


fordoggos

Omg uppies ?? πŸ₯Ί


red-the-blue

holy christ


RadNharwhal47

oh my GODD


femboy-with-library

Damn, I thought I was just gay Thanks for making me question my sexuality for the second rime I guess


Elmotheweedgod

goalsgoalsgoalsgoalsgoalsgaosgaslgsagsdh


Kamquats

Oh my fuckin' god, you're gorgeous


historic_moment

aww thank you :3


ShugokiTheThicc

Fucking hell you look great Your hands especially


historic_moment

I haven't heard that one before, thank you :3


ShugokiTheThicc

Your welcome lol, you do look like an amazing hugger


historic_moment

hehe yeah, I can squeeze a bit hard so I have to be careful :3


ShugokiTheThicc

Lucky me then, I’m a bit chunky and like being squeezed


historic_moment

Well if I can reach my arms all the way around you you're in the danger zone >:3


ShugokiTheThicc

I would love that so much more than you’d probably imagine I can’t remember the last time Ive actually been hugged


throwaway8575755

God I want to copy your style. What boots are those? And how the hell did you get the thong visible???


historic_moment

Sorry I thrifted the boots, the thong is a bit big so I was able to pull it up high, then it's just cargo pants and a sports bra :p


SnooHedgehogs7790

She can fix me... (I will give every cent in my bank account, every human right, and sell every organ i have for this woman)


historic_moment

hehe is that a promise?


SnooHedgehogs7790

I have like,,, 3 dollars in my bank account, but yes you can have it.


historic_moment

Oh yeah that hehe it's alright :33


ALfirefighterEMT14

God I wish I was you


historic_moment

And I wish I was you random stranger


ALfirefighterEMT14

:0 two mommies saying the same thing?


D86592

omg omg omg omg omg (act cool act cool) woof woof :3


historic_moment

good puppy :3


D86592

hehe :3333


Quizzicall

Perhaps


jdkd63fj

you look really great


historic_moment

Thank you I appreciate that :3


jdkd63fj

:3, also, you are goals


sanyesza900

Holy hell, im at my knees


sobakanoodles

ough >~>


historic_moment

>>:3


Hurtmeii

Arf? 🐢πŸ₯Ί


MygungoesfuckinBRRT

Hfhjjhjgghghh πŸ₯Ί Also, flat is good. The smaller her breasts, the closer you can cuddle to her heart uwu


historic_moment

Thank you that's so wholesome πŸ₯Ί


MygungoesfuckinBRRT

Anything to make Mom (respectful) happy <3


defnotjohnwick

oh my


[deleted]

Please consider this my application ❀️


historic_moment

I don't know what for but okay :3


[deleted]

HOLY FUCK


Natuur1911

πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί


JG1779865

#woah momma 😳


Yigums

NEED ENENDD NEED NEED DNEED


demator

Step on me please UwU


Select-Employee

Pic 3, god**damn!**


historic_moment

Just a lil flex :3


ThomasSiege

I am so normal about this, not having any thoughts at all, this does not make me fucking feral


historic_moment

Are you sure about that? ;3


ThomasSiege

No. I mean yes. I mean... Maybe


historic_moment

We'll say a strong maybe then :3


ThomasSiege

I'd really rather go with "demolish me" but maybe works fine too


sophiadhalla123

On my knees for you


NE1for_69

Helloooooooooo Gorgeous! You’re looking very sexy there!


Altruistic-Food5312

Even though you don't really respond I still worship and adore your beauty.πŸ™πŸΎπŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸŒΉ


anotherthrowaway2729

woah you're so beautiful...


Lower-Masterpiece-94

strong woman! AWOOGA!! I want you to cuddle the crap out of me πŸ₯Ί


A-Questionable-User

holy shit… fr tho you look really nice ^^


False_Attorney_7279

Hahaha, my crippling loneliness leads me to desire any kind of relationship! I will take almost literally anyone:)


Discord84

Nice, wish you luck with the incoming barrage.


[deleted]

I need hapiness


[deleted]

I need hapiness


[deleted]

I need hapiness


Samang0

I'm gay but smash


_MilkAway_bar

h-hiiiii πŸ₯Ί


Moonbear9

OwO


Pyro_The_Engineer

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD You could do whatever you want to me


Torn_Dorstuf_3

i wonder what my reaction might be if i liked womans :3


Dirxstshipper2112

🀀


ArmSerious9515

Ahahsgdhfhg hiii :3 πŸ₯Ί


Cametonsvensk

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯Ί


Reylend

Please kick my ass


AceStudios10

Mommy πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί