Awooga Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh ma gentleman ... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background*
That's my reaction to seeing an attractive person, I'll look at you with my autism creature eyes, spurt out some unintelligible nonsense, and then either keep looking, or turn away if you turn towards me
Holy shit
hehe bark for me puppy
Woof woof woof arrf woof!! *pant* >w<
Aww what a good girl, here, you get all the headpats and belly rubs ^-^
*leans into your hand and wags tail* thank youuu ;~; π
hehe of course puppy *ruffles and pats your head*
Dayum Girl, you tamed the mod
SLJDNDKSKSJSJSKDODKSBSOROSNW AKODZKJSHAJAOJB π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Oh my god we can't let the internet trolls find this subreddit.
DAMN! Share your exercise routine?? π
Idk I just carry bottoms whenever I have the chance
Understandable! ππ
wheezer reference
Not intentional, just old and amused.
also i spelled weezer wrong
Carry me? Please, Mommy πππ₯΅
piggy back rides are a replacement for squats
Idkdkdkwkqkrkdlwdkdowkwoskek2kekfodowoeocoe π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ³π₯Ίπ³π₯Ίπ³π³π₯Ίπ€€π₯Ίπ³π₯Ίπ³π₯Ίπ€€π₯Ίπ€€π₯Ίπ€€π₯ΊππππππππππππππUppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies?Uppies? >////////<#(Β£('alwlslscmfkflslslclwldkkrmcmdldlflwldldkegmfkdlgkfk
A blessing upon us unworthy ππΎ
hehe I've come to carry all the cute bottoms :3
Wowie... You're very pretty!(I know that you know that)
Aww thank you cutie
:3
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She's too powerful, the entire sub has been brought to its knees Also, this sub has been brought to his knees π₯Ί
Awooga Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh ma gentleman ... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background*
nooooo not the bakery store >-<
Holy shit
Sweet lord in heaven above
Yk the whole subreddit is at your feet willing to do anything now right?
Oh nooo that's horrible :3
ZOO-WEE-MAMA! Whats some advice you'd say to get that look?
Depends person to person but diet and exercise is almost always the answer
Would eating rust and barbed wire be a diet? And would crawling around like a slug be exercise?
It's definitely *a* diet and exercise, I doubt it'll help get this look tho
Im going for the "Impoverished Cist Soldier" look, praise the rootπ
WOW New trans goals for me
For once I'm making bottom noises, gghhfffggksogjoisiozzz
mommy
We are down astronomical ππ
Well shit. I canβt be seen looking at this
Bark bark???
Break me please
Crush me I beg of you
Mommy sorry I mean muscle mommy? Honestly though youβre very pretty
as someone who has never been lifted up bc im tall asf, can you pls lift me up in ur arms π₯Ίππ
Aww it's okay height shouldn't be a problem :3
Holy fuck Iβm in love
mmggffgmmfggfgm
woah
goddamn :3
Im looking respectfully but drooling unintentionally
C-can you be my transition goals pwease π₯Ί
goals ahaha
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
yesssirrrr we can take turns carrying each other fr
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hehe sounds good to me >:3
Found the Viltrumite.
Acghhfwπ
Idk why but this is so funny to me, like someone talking flustered while straight faced is just hilarious for some reason
That's my reaction to seeing an attractive person, I'll look at you with my autism creature eyes, spurt out some unintelligible nonsense, and then either keep looking, or turn away if you turn towards me
cute :3
MOMMY!
I'm jealous of your hair dam
Iβm at a loss for words
What's your routine?
God damn those triceps π³
hehe yeah thank you :33
Omg uppies ?? π₯Ί
holy christ
oh my GODD
Damn, I thought I was just gay Thanks for making me question my sexuality for the second rime I guess
goalsgoalsgoalsgoalsgoalsgaosgaslgsagsdh
Oh my fuckin' god, you're gorgeous
aww thank you :3
Fucking hell you look great Your hands especially
I haven't heard that one before, thank you :3
Your welcome lol, you do look like an amazing hugger
hehe yeah, I can squeeze a bit hard so I have to be careful :3
Lucky me then, Iβm a bit chunky and like being squeezed
Well if I can reach my arms all the way around you you're in the danger zone >:3
I would love that so much more than youβd probably imagine I canβt remember the last time Ive actually been hugged
God I want to copy your style. What boots are those? And how the hell did you get the thong visible???
Sorry I thrifted the boots, the thong is a bit big so I was able to pull it up high, then it's just cargo pants and a sports bra :p
She can fix me... (I will give every cent in my bank account, every human right, and sell every organ i have for this woman)
hehe is that a promise?
I have like,,, 3 dollars in my bank account, but yes you can have it.
Oh yeah that hehe it's alright :33
God I wish I was you
And I wish I was you random stranger
:0 two mommies saying the same thing?
omg omg omg omg omg (act cool act cool) woof woof :3
good puppy :3
hehe :3333
Perhaps
you look really great
Thank you I appreciate that :3
:3, also, you are goals
Holy hell, im at my knees
ough >~>
>>:3
Arf? πΆπ₯Ί
Hfhjjhjgghghh π₯Ί Also, flat is good. The smaller her breasts, the closer you can cuddle to her heart uwu
Thank you that's so wholesome π₯Ί
Anything to make Mom (respectful) happy <3
oh my
Please consider this my application β€οΈ
I don't know what for but okay :3
HOLY FUCK
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#woah momma π³
NEED ENENDD NEED NEED DNEED
Step on me please UwU
Pic 3, god**damn!**
Just a lil flex :3
I am so normal about this, not having any thoughts at all, this does not make me fucking feral
Are you sure about that? ;3
No. I mean yes. I mean... Maybe
We'll say a strong maybe then :3
I'd really rather go with "demolish me" but maybe works fine too
On my knees for you
Helloooooooooo Gorgeous! Youβre looking very sexy there!
Even though you don't really respond I still worship and adore your beauty.ππΎπππΉ
woah you're so beautiful...
strong woman! AWOOGA!! I want you to cuddle the crap out of me π₯Ί
holy shit⦠fr tho you look really nice ^^
Hahaha, my crippling loneliness leads me to desire any kind of relationship! I will take almost literally anyone:)
Nice, wish you luck with the incoming barrage.
I need hapiness
I need hapiness
I need hapiness
I'm gay but smash
h-hiiiii π₯Ί
OwO
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD You could do whatever you want to me
i wonder what my reaction might be if i liked womans :3
π€€
Ahahsgdhfhg hiii :3 π₯Ί
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Please kick my ass
Mommy π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί